Zeta gets picked up by FUWAMOCO's ambulance and immediately regrets it

[@foulweather22]

"I'm injured, please send help!" *FWMC arrives* "The other help please?"

[@RuggedRing]

"I don't want help anymore."

[@geshkigal]

"i'll just write my will"

[@austinparmer3259]

"just put me back in the water" 😂

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

"Can someone help me escape my help?!"

[@13r2N]

They may be dogs but that's a real monkeys paw situation there.

[@TheJum]

FWMC’s ambulance is even more dangerous than Lui’s taxi.

[@austinin]

As a fellow Ruffian, I'd rather have Lui save me instead XD

[@mugenusv8290]

After been yeet out of a moving ambulance Korone: you cant bau bau out of this one.

[@quincykunz3481]

Lui's actually one of the better drivers in the server. Wait. Oh, beep, she's one of the BETTER drivers...

[@keystrix3704]

FWMC only knows the advanced driving technique of "press pedal to floor and pray".

[@alanepithet2931]

The server puts me in mind of a Weird Al song. 'She Drives Like Crazy.'

[@Neon-Void]

FWMC: Matsuri-senpai is stuck, I don't think we can get her Fubuki: No worries, you can get her FWMC: Fubuki-senpai says we can't save you, sorry.

[@MrKaiju-sr8wu]

Literally why did they lie like that, they had no reason to xD very funny though

[@irishgiant5150]

​@@MrKaiju-sr8wu doing everything right is boring RP. They made a funny situation for the audience, who got to know both sides.

[@Seallypoops]

"Sorry boss said so, goodbye"

[@angelmbm9506]

What even happened to Matsuri tho? 😂 I wanna know

[@Wha2les]

Idk. Would you rather be matsuri or Zeta suffering from the bau bau school of driving?

[@kogure3919]

"PUT ME BACK IN THE WATER" LMAOOOO

[@Ranpyaku]

Said by a trully horrified cat.

[@hexpicxs430]

Cat hates water but fuwamoco is worse than that

[@EdKxia]

Catfish confirm

[@rbamba1731]

Like Korone said, "You can't BAU BAU out of this!!!!"

[@YawnMK1]

Narrator: _"But they could. And they did....."_

[@z.2023]

Lol

[@TemperanceL2]

Fuwamoco : Nice argument, however, BAU BAU

[@vanillaashe9264]

But we're cute! *BAU BAU*

[@crypteddwastaken]

Leaving Matsuri was a mercy kill

[@littleman-hi9ug]

A blessing in disguise

[@Deus_Ultima25]

Another Matsuri-kami blessing

[@seanlocke2228]

Zeta gets injured again Zeta: Call an ambulance! FuwaMoco shows up Zeta: Call a different ambulance!! Korone: I said that yesterday! Mumei: Join the club!

[@BNuts]

LUNA: Okay, I'm here!~

[@ShiroganeKaiser]

@@BNuts Oh no

[@RivanEXT99]

Are Fuwamoco working for a hospital or the Pet Cemetery

[@Ballistic477]

surprisingly they actually managed to get her to the hospital without yeeting her out, zeta’s lucky this time lol

[@brokensoul8390]

Kanata: Room for one more?

[@KJ-mv2fw]

the moment they realized , the hospital is the real gang

[@farriner7554]

Wasn't it the backery?

[@StarHeaven07]

I'm half-expecting that by the end of the week, the hospital is going to be perpetually generating their own business. On purpose or not remains to be seen, but the smart money is on the former, at this rate.

[@jessquiatchon2204]

The whole hospital crew literally jumped kanade just so they could extort money by healing her 😂

[@StarHeaven07]

@@jessquiatchon2204 To be fair, Kanade

[@harith0silver751]

the hospital member probably the richest on average in the server especially fuwamoco

[@CuChulainn-98]

Where they're going, they don't need doors

[@Unaliq]

You don't need seatbelts as well! Just a will to your next of Kin.

[@Narum18]

THIS SUMMER

[@johnsven878]

less weight, more speed

[@ardantop132na6]

​@@johnsven878Now I got a flashback of a certain Singaporean Indian man.

[@farriner7554]

"Doors? Where we are going we need no doors" Doctor Brown, probably

[@MissMissedMe]

Fuwamoco’s reputation as the least preferred medic spreads fast after witnessing their first car crash together

[@BNuts]

Aren't they better than Luna, though?

[@Plainsburner]

@@BNuts Luna only played day 1 so far, so she hasn't been an option.

[@MissMissedMe]

Dk, been only hearing “not the bau baus” when they got into accidents lol

[@josebellota1999]

i find it funny they are very active dogtor, they are in almost every accident i have see clips of, very servicial doggos lmao

[@WintersMinion]

Once you hear the Bau Bau’s you realize that you didn’t actually need a doctor and after getting back up and grabbing your leg from the other side of the road proceed to walk it off.

[@shockmazta3116]

"Why does it cost the same if the injury isn't even the same?" Welcome to America, Zeta.

[@incontinentia3119]

This is America Don't catch you slippin' now

[@Nematoda4ever]

Zeta : "i need a doctor!!' FWMC : "we are the doctor ~"

[@Wazaraku]

I read this as DBZA's "I need and adult/I am an adult". If that was the intention? Perfect job!

[@santiagomoralesgarcia1802]

Zeta: "No, you are not"

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

"No! You are DogTors! Please bring me a real doctor!"

[@caremo98]

@@Wazaraku Same 😅

[@BLAMigator]

I need a doctorier doctor

[@thegemguy1334]

I think I'm beginning to know why the doggos were put in jail now.

[@CrabKFP]

That's why they lost their medical license

[@CertifiedGoonerMan]

This and amongst other things. Including tax evasion at which I can get behind.

[@chriswihulu]

At this point, the only one I'm unsure about is Shiori, the rest are clearly guilty of something 😂

[@danmakuusou9348]

​@@chriswihulu look at Shiori: I can give a lot but yea, she def the tamest of the 5 😂

[@starshade7826]

I thought it was dereliction of duty...

[@hicks7884]

3:09 Zeta hobbling while shouting "800 thousand" looks so funny.

[@LullabyeNyah]

Fuwamoco fully embracing the American healthcare system 😂

[@Lenwanxin]

3:26 - 4:35 FWMC purposely charged Zeta extra for saying "Anyone but FWMC"

[@CapsLock690]

Zeta: help I'm drowning "FWMC arrives" Zeta: you know drowning is better that being roadkill or being indebt.

[@Dlihclive]

I'm sorry, but it's an amBAUlance.

[@AngelsLance]

INAFF!

[@yamchayaku]

lol good one

[@daruma56563]

2:54 Zeta suddenly in fighting stance after checked the medical bill is hilarious.

[@AleksandarBradaric]

2:00 That instant OHHHHH yes it matters...XD

[@IshimurA99]

Fuwamoco ambulance will give you the experience of standing between "life and death", zeta has experienced it very fully

[@merlin5411]

"I need help! I'm bleeding out!" *Hears Bau bau in the distance* "KILL ME NOW! QUICKLY!"

[@sambuddy4465]

Zeta: "I don't think having a seatbelt matters in my state.." FWMC *flashback to Day 1 & 2*: "Oh... Yes it matters (Nervous laugh)" Doggos bein a menace as usual

[@Stangar]

I laughed so much at this. This is real cinema. Series and films can struggle to create this scene, but count on Holo to make it happen.

[@Zack_Zander]

Guess it’s not just brown hair

[@holow3038]

The animal type is the one in danger .....humans just die like Matsuri ​@@Zack_Zander

[@awesomeness1122]

"Why Does it cost the same-The state of injury isn't even the same!!" This Is a scam!!" Zeta Learns about the american health system.

[@WintersMinion]

Our health system isn't quite as bad as theirs as they actually have gone out and jumped Kanade just so she would need medical attention so they can charge her for treating her.

[@awesomeness1122]

@@WintersMinion True but they also don't charge for the ambulence ride either.

[@SBA09337]

4:33 i like her tone

[@SilversTaurus]

She got that stylish pretty gal tone.

[@usotsuki8707]

Natural for cats to be scared of dogs

[@sketchbookonline2040]

0:11 I need that clipped

[@Mernom]

YT has a native clipping feature now.

[@Jiyoon02]

Besides, this is already a clip. What you are wanting is a clip squared.

[@sketchbookonline2040]

@@Jiyoon02 i meant like as a soundboard clip

[@marcosramos9129]

"I need help!!!" Sees it's fwmc ambulance coming "Oh god no, please god no!!!!"

[@Moriidablue]

3:00 Zeta be like “i told u to put me back in the water but u driven me to death and take 800.000, how wonderful”

[@fiyahquacker2835]

Truly the American experience.

[@codename1176]

Technically in America Zeta could dispute the bill if she argues she never asked for their services

[@TheDrexxus]

Fuwamoco ambulance provides a service no other ambulance does. It reminds you just how much you WANT to live as they nearly kill you multiple times in the process of "saving" you.

[@shadowdemon1375]

FUWAMOCO: drives so dangerously they yeet two patients out and almost leave them behind. Fubuki/staff: you know what they need? A FASTER CAR!!!

[@antthefool7637]

Those two are TERRIFYING on the road

[@izzadk86]

Day 3 victim of FuwaMoco

[@NyxSakura]

FWMC will heal you of all physical injuries. However, they will not be able to heal you from any mental trauma you might get during the trip to the hospital, nor from the price you will be charged for their services. BAU BAU

[@WintersMinion]

FWMC will protect your smile. Of course your are only smiling because they surgically made it so that is the only expression you can make but your still smiling.

[@NotAGingerISwear]

@@WintersMinion "It's an expression of pain."

[@JojoplayAB]

BAU BAU INTENSITY

[@Anvica]

I have no mouth and I must BAU BAU

[@IshimurA99]

It seems the number of times fuwamoco has thrown people off while driving is enough to make people fear them, like Zeta :)

[@cc9787]

Zeta when she hears Fuwamoco in the distance for the second time: **Dark Souls Boss Music intensifies**

[@godlessyuri]

Fuwawa: "Oh, we're missing two doors all of a sudden!" Mococo: "Yeah, how'd _that_ happen?"

[@Feljo]

that " Oh yeees it matters" came from experience xDD

[@erikhuang878]

Zeta:I don't think it matters if i wear a seatbelt or not Mococo with absolute confidence: Yes it does Best moment of this

[@poorwillwhipper7950]

Fubuki: Even if you cannot get Matsuri out of the water you can still perform defibrillation in the car. Mococo: Fubuki said we can only save one classic

[@BladeLigerV]

The absolute knowing chuckle Mococo had in her voice when she said "Ooooh yes it matters.". She is all but admitting it.

[@jelly9026]

FWMC ambulance is literally probably the best thing they could've been roleplaying xD

[@hazamax2139]

"NO. NO MAN! You don't understand. If you call an ambulance I'LL DIE"

[@omgodification]

Zeta: What happens now? FWMC: Now? Heh heh... Let's go practice medicine.

[@fooclsparky7709]

Truly they are the medic from TF2

[@RelativelyBest]

"I wanna go back in the water. Going to the hospital was a terrible idea. The water does not judge. It just hates."

[@muskatDR]

"Its not an emergency" *Fuwamoco ambulance arrives* "NOW its an emergency!"

[@tvftw1]

"Does the seatbelt even matter at this point?" "...Yes"

[@bankkunarak]

two days ago i would say the same thing as zeta "i dont think seatbelt matter in my current state" the "oh yes, it matter" never been so true especially from life saving fwmc service that yeet everyone out of their ambulance so far

[@crackcode7824]

We need an ambulance siren that sounds like fuwamoco saying bau bau alternatingly

[@this.is.k]

Alternatively, have this channel's ending theme as the siren

[@AzwraithPL]

"I don't think it matters if I where a seatbelt or not." "Ooooh yes it matters."

[@bowie_blondie]

Hearing FWMC sirens causes people to tremble in fear, knowing that FWMC may be one of the richest people in Holo Santos, really telling you a lot why they fear them.

[@MrSyltphademus]

2:00 legitimately burst out laughing

[@iamthelaw69]

This reminds me of Top Gear's "sport ambulance." Equally terrifying.

[@contrapasta2454]

I think Jeremy Clarkson has done the bit where you get complicated instructions over the phone and then confidently declare a half-assed solution to your mates multiple times.

[@sinocutar5193]

LOL When Clarkson ejects (launched) the patient from the back of his ambulance right through the window of the hospital. 😂 Edit: correction. It was Hammond, the one who launches a patient right through the windows.

[@Geheimnis-c2e]

And it was Clarkson's choice to use two-seater as an ambulance LMAO

[@davidkaminski615]

Is this the Bau Bau tax now?

[@freezingfield2517]

Fwmc: Missing 2 doors all of a sudden. Everybody wonders why.

[@One.Amongst]

With medics like these why would you need to get hurt all by yourself, they make sure you get hurt and healed with them by your side, so sweet

[@mandlor7503]

They just left matsuri? Lol

[@davidwelch5021]

She has brown hair, so she probably would have been ejected from the vehicle anyway.

[@mandlor7503]

@@davidwelch5021 absolutely

[@NegiSpf]

Zeta, down on the floor: "Call an ambulance!" *FWMC arrives* Zeta, sweating profusely: "... but not for me."

[@Xanthiran78]

I need an ambulance. FWMC pulls up I need a different ambulance not a trip to my early grave

[@ervineonline]

American Ambulances: This is gonna cost me a fortune! FuwaMoco Ambulances: [bites tongue]

[@Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU]

They are very good at protecting your smile... Your well being is another whole story

[@spitrio]

3:26 ABSOLUTE COMEDY

[@Pudding404]

Healthcare not being the only reason not to get in the FWMC ambulance is terrifying, lol.

[@Slashser]

FWMC's treatment is so harsh they made a cat ask to be put back on water

[@meatmanmagoo]

The doggos I don't think need a very fast car... (even then they'd probably still be chaotic at 50mph)

[@brokensoul8390]

They could be driving a tractor and all of society would be at DEFCON 1

[@zeonb]

Zeta: I don't think it matters if i wear a seatbelt or not Korone and Mumei: yes it does

[@ryany4n]

*ambaulance

[@raph8505]

IRyS' words stuck to me till this day... IRyS: "oh no, its bau bau...💀"

[@aaronwalker9816]

Whoever made the Twins the ambulance driver, really has a quota to fill in the morgue.

[@Seallypoops]

Imagine your medic talking to themselves in two different voices, id be scared as well

[@reaperofthings]

Damn are we sure FWMC weren’t American Doctors in their PL, because those prices are scary

[@swtiger]

I assure you - the legend of the "incredible help" of these two doctors will live with us for a very long time

[@dra6o0n]

That 800,000 is for a new car.

[@WintersMinion]

I think Kronii has stopped working on anyone elses vehicles and now only does FWMC as it's a full time job.

[@Shino_666]

"in order to get healed, u have to be sick for real" they're just making it sure.. 😂

[@sevensees4298]

10/10 experience with helldog twins take you on the highway to hell😂

[@T33K3SS3LCH3N]

2:35 "Oh we're missing two doors all of a sudden" lmaaooooo

[@nncvbnGame]

no one gonna point out fubuki saying "you can perform a defibrilation in the car" while masturi is in the car but IN WATER ?

[@this.is.k]

Ina actually defibrillated Biboo in a car in the water today, so yes it's possible Possible in GTA, not IRL

[@redskared8093]

Ok, but knowing that your doctor might be FWMC is a great motivator to avoid getting into so many accidents.

[@kippies66]

Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.

[@sirboi6708]

0:23 tom and jerry ahh scream

[@Thousandeyes85]

There's nothing funnier than Fuwamoco ( the silliest members of hololive) being doctors. there like the 2 stooges

[@geneMag]

third stooge is whoever is unlucky enough to be their patient lol.

[@Anvica]

1:30 The toughest choices require the strongest wills

[@abbychannel4591]

So what happened to Matsuri? 😅

[@claven1231]

Probably in a better place than in FWMC's "care" 😂

[@austinparmer3259]

Swimming with gura down stream 😅

[@deruzym84]

Staff san help her after a few minute. Her game bugged

[@farkasmactavish]

You don't want to hear "LET'S GOOOOOO!!" from your ambulance driver...

[@irvancrocs1753]

Irys, Pekora, Kanade, Korone, Mumei: "First time?"

[@KevKrieger32]

First Mumei, then Korone, now Zeta. 3 days, 3 incidences, streak of 3 xD

[@BurnByMoonlight]

What if: you were having a medical emergency. But: the ambulance siren was going “bau bau!”

[@ZOMBIECAT-lu9yv]

how do they save and ruin peoples lives.

[@lucasvalls5436]

It is amazing that Fuwamoco can apply cartoon physics to the vehicle they drive.

[@funepeipa]

FWMC: are you calling for ambulance ma'am? "no no no, I just love the ground so I hug them"

[@BeforeON3]

Zeta : just put me back on water. Is killing me 😂😂😂

[@古川実-b9q]

フワモコの暴走に呆れるゼータちゃん。😂😂

[@max202012]

They Might as well bump crazy frog for their siren.

[@DeCMKYT]

"This is a scam" No shit Zeta, you have a hospital filled with gambling addicts

[@minimeatball253]

You enter the vehicle with just a broken bone, you come out with a concussion with a cracked skull, a few broken ribs and a broken spin and your organs rearranged.

[@zeanolafboyopos1409]

Run towards the light the moment you hear the bau bau's

[@Rimtsutaka]

2:00 Oh yes, it matters xDDD

[@Smilewolfdotjpg]

That had me so dead. I wish I could watch the streams we need subs for when they speak the language of the gods. They are basically fwmc jp now since they moved I miss so much of their content now.

[@goukenslay7555]

The infamous BAUBAU Ambulance Even Zeta is begging for a different doctor

[@HoaeHoea]

2:11 Put me back in the water LMAO 😂😂

[@stormwyvernsorna9491]

Of course the twin dog would traumatize the cat

[@demonrosario5398]

It wouldn't be a hospital without crippling dept

[@skootz24]

I just can't get over how _immaculate_ Fubuki's "Dispatcher voice" is.