这是我们最好的麻醉师

[@Kumorii7]

I did not understand shit,but i love this and him

[@DeadbeatGryphon]

No truer words have been spoke 😌

[@swapnareddy7961]

Ikr

[@ZicoZay]

That’s exactly what I said when the video ended😭😭😭

[@swapnareddy7961]

@@ZicoZay whyyyyy

[@Drud]

Me, but about Dottore:

[@Kixe_777]

Translation for everyone: Dottore: wait, you can now use a penny to save a kid, do you want to? Wanderer: (cruel liar) Not saving them. Dottore: these kids are very pitiful Wanderer: not my problem Dottore: it's is your problem ( opens door to show him the other versions of himself from the different timelines that he kidnapped Wanderer: (curse stuffs) After he gives two pennies: dottore: thank you Wanderer: You two, want are you supposed to say Innocent guy: thank you Scara: so nosy, you have nothing to do? Wanderer: (curse stuff) Innocent guy: stop fighting, if he "disappears" you "disappear" Wanderer: I'm letting you off this time Innocent guy: are you okay? They set of to find mora Scara: is this the place? this road looks wrong? You sure you not planning to imprison us? Innocent one: (what is this shiny thing) Scara: don't worry, let him figure it out! He studies at the academia, his brain is the best! Innocent one: wow! Scara: this brain that read books before isn't that good too Wanderer: that isn't the point Nihida pops up: welcome everyone! Close your mouth or you can't leave anymore Scara: *idk what his saying too* Nahida: you three must get along then you can go! Scara: well said, we are already best friends Nahida: Amazing! I can help you make a wish come true Scara: let all my problems disappear (They both started glowing cause they are the problems) Wanderer: hurry up and take the wish back! I am the main character of this video, if I disappear the video would end (Credits start playing) Scara: then... Then i take the wish back? Innocent one: i'm back again, how fun Wanderer: You might as well let me disappear (Wanderer strangles scara again) Innocent one: same goal! Let us find a common goal then it would be ok. For example we can... (Warning contains stuff) Wanderer: ...tie up dottore and throw him in a bucket with acid water then throw him in the sea Scara: that's right, then cut him up, put him in flour and then deep fry him then pit him in a mixer and mix him up Nahida: alright, alright. We can't go overboard with this. (Bag of mora appears)This is the room's prize. You guys hurry up and take it away. Meets up with lumine Wanderer: this is enough for you to use right? Designer. If you continue to lack money and secretly do work, don't blame me. Lumine: wanderer, you are my saviour ( actually the word directly translates to baby but saying "you are my baby" just sounds weird) Guys idk how to directly translate these dialogues so imma just say that the money that wanderer gave lumine is for his weapon as lumine is making it. Lumine at dottore's truck: i want this one, that one and that kitty wanderer Dottore: ok Wanderer: i have two more over here, do you want them? Scara: Hey! Lumine: oh? Yes, yes, yes! Wanderer: go ask for them in haven! (As he strangles lumine for using the money to buy the wanderer's instead of making his weapon) Lumine: wait a moment, if you use this to hit me, you would be more strong. (As she brings out his weapon so she made it a very long time ago but didn't give it too him. And one more dialogue that i don't know how to translate and that's all

[@Kixe_777]

Nah the grammer and spelling error! I ain't editing it again

[@gacha_girlz1835]

thank you

[@Kixe_777]

​@@gacha_girlz1835welcome

[@theultimatecookie394]

Tysm for the captions lol this made this way more enjoyable

[@Kixe_777]

@@theultimatecookie394 np

[@Ziaozuth]

Kuni is to innocent for scara and wanderer💀

[@scaramouchesnumber1fan]

That's Kabukimono

[@Ziaozuth]

@@scaramouchesnumber1fan Both look same to me i didnt know the difference between Kunikuzushi and Kabukimono

[@scaramouchesnumber1fan]

@@Ziaozuth its hard to tell lol.. i do by personality, kabukimono is rather sweet while kuni is more like scaramouche!

[@kaedehara.k_zha]

⁠@@Ziaozuthbasically kabukimono is the one with the veil, and kabuki becomes kunikuzushi after the third betrayal! so kuni is scaras name and his fauti codename is scara. and wanderer is just wanderer! (if im not mistaken^^)

[@torimilarsson8976]

​@@kaedehara.k_zhaI apologize right away, as I use a translator... The code name of the Scaramouche Sreli Fatui is Balladeer..

[@Hypertitan1000]

I didn't understand this , but nahida cursing was ultimately amazing 😂😂😂

[@jeimasuta_v598]

Fr

[@HimoshiRyu]

I love how the shy one is thanking the Grumpy one who bought him haha!

[@唐盈盈]

最後那個散兵：在變賣家具偷偷打工別怪我不客氣 讓我覺得阿帽好暖😊😊😊

[@SillyNia]

It’s giving like “miss 1 dollar you will save 1 child”

[@shirosama1759]

让我一次性滿足了全散寶(⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠) 寶藏視頻

[@user-MX111]

这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗😊

[@neuvillette_does_not_know]

@@user-MX111 官盜的什麼事，人家又沒問

[@scara_-wv8qd]

0:15 嗚嗚散寶，錢我出！！！

[@user-MX111]

这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@scara_-wv8qd]

@@user-MX111 謝謝(⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)

[@FIONAHAN-um8ev]

我全都想買

[@neuvillette_does_not_know]

@@user-MX111 官盜的什麼事，人家又沒問

[@St4rbe3_]

I understand absolutely nothing but I adore this sm

[@看透一切的魔王]

非常崩崩

[@user-MX111]

这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@neuvillette_does_not_know]

@@user-MX111 官盜的什麼事，人家又沒問

[@IzZyYyYyyYYyYyy]

Translation off of the bare minimum of Chinese I know: (Apparently someone else already did this, I didn't notice, but here it is I guess if you wanted another version of it.) Dottore: Wait there. You can now use a coin to save a child, would you like to? Wanderer: - Cheating swine - No. Dottore: These kids are very pitiful. Wanderer: It has nothing to do with me. Dottore: It has everything to do with you. (Scaras kidnapped from different timelines) Wanderer: (Curses in Chinese) Dottore: Okay, nice doing business with you. Wanderer: You two, shouldn't you say something? Smol Scara: Thank you. Scara: So nosy, you just don't have anything to do. (in a mocking tone) Wanderer: (Curses more) (Warning: Do not hurt your past self) Smol Scara: Stop fighting, if he dies you would also disappear. Wanderer: I'll keep you alive for now. Innocent guy: Are you okay? - Break in time - Wanderer: It should be here... Scara: Hey, this road seems off. You're not planning to lock us up again, are you? Smol Scara: - Ah, this is shiny... - Wanderer and Scara: Eh---?! Scara: Don't worry, let him figure this out! He studies at the [university?] His brain is the most useful! Smol Scara: Wow! Scara: A brain that read books isn't that useful. Wanderer: That isn't the main point. Nahida: Welcome everyone to "if you don't (curses?), you can't leave" room! Scara: Oh my, that's quite the wording. (I'm not sure about this one) Nahida: Yup yup. If you three get along, then you can leave. Scara: Easy, we're already best friends! Nahida: Great! I can help you make a wish come true then. Scara: Then make all of my problems disappear. Smol Scara: Wow~! Wanderer: (Warning: Also do not harm your future self) Hey-! Take that back, if I, the main character, disappears, this video would just end! Scara: Then... I take it back? Smol Scara: I'm back again, fun! Wanderer: How about you disappear for me instead? Innocent one: A shared goal! It would be okay if we find a shared goal! For example we can... Wanderer: ...Tie up Dottore together and shove him in a bucket with acid water then throw him in the sea. Scara: That's right, and then we can cut him up into (curses). Put him in flour and then deep fry him into (more cursing). Then throw him into a blender to gruesomely (more descriptive words ig) Nahida: Okay, okay, if you continue this video would get demonetized. Here are the rewards for completing the room, just quickly take it and leave! - Time skip again to Lumine - Wanderer: This should be enough for you to use, Traveler. If you buy furniture and secretly do anything else, don't blame me for my lack of mercy. Lumine: Wanderer, you are what keeps me full (or food bag ig)-! Ahaha! Scara: I'll bet it's for your weapon. Can't believe Traveler would wastefully spend money like that. Lumine: I want this one, that one and that kitty! Dottore: Okay. Wanderer: I have two over here too, do you want them? Scara: Hey! Lumine: Eh? Yes, yes, yes! Wanderer: Go ask God for it! Lumine: Wait a second, use this to hit me, you would be stronger. Wanderer: I'll satisfy you then!!!

[@FASHIONKILLER777]

I wish this was english translated it's so cuuute 😭🤍🤍🤍

[@樂在夢中]

博士你轉職了？當人販子

[@宿傩大人]

人家博士没有转职前，他就是干非法勾当的😂

[@user-MX111]

​@@宿傩大人这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@neuvillette_does_not_know]

官盜的什麼事，人家又沒問

[@ziceyHEHE]

四个散都要啊哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！

[@饅頭-q2l]

分我幾個唄(⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)

[@ziceyHEHE]

@@饅頭-q2l 你要谁😁

[@ziceyHEHE]

@@饅頭-q2l 百散和散猫猫？😁

[@我是散兵]

!?你太貪心了吧病嬌版要不要

[@ziceyHEHE]

@@我是散兵 你拿你拿

[@siicsmmwfp]

this is a repost. Original: 罐罐小狗 in bil\ibi\l Translation: pas\teb\in Lhj3aWPQ

[@siicsmmwfp]

Translation: pas\teb\in Lhj3aWPQ

[@雪雷-n2j]

寶了個貝的😂

[@吳奕貞]

讓我想到波提歐🌚💦

[@雪雷-n2j]

@@吳奕貞 🤣

[@雪雷-n2j]

​@@吳奕貞😂😂😂

[@雪雷-n2j]

​@@吳奕貞😂😂😂

[@user-MX111]

​@@吳奕貞这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@st5778]

0:12 女僕裝的傘兵？可以買嗎？❤

[@MochiMuyan]

開頭我還以為是直接暴打博士結果真花錢了！

[@user-MX111]

这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@neuvillette_does_not_know]

@@user-MX111 官盜的什麼事，人家又沒問

[@柏凱方]

散兵只直一個幣

[@sophiehsu8449]

《他腦袋真好使😂》

[@THATBrokeAroSpecWallet]

Dottore please give me all of them, thank you :]

[@ThebeautifulJorideQueen]

0:48 哈哈哈哈

[@芮妮游]

這個視頻的作者還真牛

[@user-MX111]

这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@user-MX111]

这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@芮妮游]

我知道啊⋯我是說原作者

[@neuvillette_does_not_know]

@@user-MX111 官盜的什麼事，人家又沒問

[@neuvillette_does_not_know]

@@user-MX111 官盜的什麼事，人家又沒問

[@Eleonoramicharska]

你製作的動畫很棒🫰🏼💕

[@原神嘉明不會取名]

1:26 太好笑了

[@Darkchoco1549]

GIVE ME CAPTIONS

[@梅爾user-tw6sw6jd5t]

影：兒子們真….可愛？😂

[@夷陵老祖魏無羨]

媽

[@耘希林]

⋯⋯

[@夷陵老祖魏無羨]

@@耘希林 看什麼！無聊的凡人！

[@user-MX111]

这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@夷陵老祖魏無羨]

@@user-MX111 ？！！！

[@scaramouchesnumber1fan]

scara impact

[@Uzi小寶]

博士变成食物？ 可怕的散寶x2 可愛的散寶x1 奇怪的旅行者x1熒 ？？？问号的旅行者x1空(我)

[@user-MX111]

这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@neuvillette_does_not_know]

@@user-MX111 官盜的什麼事，人家又沒問

[@Uzi小寶]

​@@neuvillette_does_not_know三個从原神穿越过来的人

[@Zennie-A]

Love this video a lot😭

[@Uzi小寶]

奇怪的旅行者

[@LivioClepper]

bilibili前来捧场，已like

[@ソラ-UIsora]

こうゆう絵柄好き

[@Not_lyn139]

Me when see them all:*buys all of them*

[@Xtus-]

dottore: ay ay wait wait one coin can save a child do you want????1?1?1?1? hat guy: (in mind ) ugky stupid scammer hat guy: no thanks you dottore:those children are very poor hat guy: non of my business *dottore : shows lots of scara dottore : it is about you~ hat guy: *says it angrily* #######🤬🤬🤬 dottore:okay thank you for buying!1!1! hat guy:do you have anything to say? kuni: t-thank you 🥺🥺🥺 scara: it is non of your business i have noting to say hat guy: ########## kuni: stop fighting!1,1,1, hat guy: spare your life…… kuni behind scara: you still okay? scara: ay is this path right? EHHHHr scara:no problem he can solve it!1!1!!1!1 his brian is better than us kuni: woah scara:the books he rea dis useless to his brain hat guy: ay dint talk about this nahida:welcome to if you don’t ### then yiu can’t get out room!1!!1! nahida:if you 3 are good friends you can go out!1!!1!1! scara:we are already good friends!1!!1!1 nahida: let me help you with a wish scara:then let my worries gone hat guy: EH i’m the main character im disappearing!!!this chanel will end!! should i continue the one after 1:11

[@黃梓灃-c5b]

人家旅行者幫你買命座你為什麼還要打他😂

[@宿傩大人]

要是保底出个七七😂换谁都得哭

[@狂三之子]

他是在挑不同衣服散兵

[@user-MX111]

​@@宿傩大人这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@neuvillette_does_not_know]

@@user-MX111 官盜的什麼事，人家又沒問

[@ScarasOnlyWifey]

The beginning was so funny😂

[@3e128]

百看不厭

[@古董愛宿傘]

有多少個我買多少個

[@eforquit.thanatos]

消音的鳥是隔壁週天哥跟知更鳥欸 我：博士，我也要一隻貓貓散 博：多謝惠顧，你身後6+5的流浪者很火喔 我：寂照主大人，您看！是貓貓散欸 散：憑你也敢....... 我：踩我，快點！ 話說他倆好寵傾奇者 動機關導致被困 用流浪者的頭去撞鐵欄 居然都沒氣他

[@水月ゼロ]

因為他很天真無邪？

[@user-MX111]

这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@neuvillette_does_not_know]

@@user-MX111 官盜的什麼事，人家又沒問

[@panii_chii]

I don't understand the language but this is so funny😭

[@CHIANGZIYONGMoe]

什么时候再发这种啊

[@許綾兒]

我也要當熒妹

[@user-MX111]

这个是盗的，原创罐罐小狗

[@neuvillette_does_not_know]

@@user-MX111 官盜的什麼事，人家又沒問

[@yuuzelthyc9683]

Lmao I dont understand a thing but this is so nice, they're so squishy

[@AnX10us_G6YR00M]

Bro I thought this was a Chinese ad rq-

[@essence5921]

散店？

[@F.B.I.464散貓]

真好玩~（某位時空的散兵

[@no_name_izzy]

Luminee 😍😍

[@Furina_4173]

為啥散寶在楓丹？

[@pavoek]

who is an animator? /srry for my bad english?

[@thedisasterulchild]

BUY 1 FREE 1

[@我曾遭遇无数次背叛]

送[钟]

[@Silvermoon.9336]

No idea what's going on but it's genshin so Idc 😁

[@tylercoep0588]

I don't get it but i love it

[@o0_Neko_like_fish0o]

我也要!

[@MariaGutierrezSantos]

😂😂😅

[@CHIANGZIYONGMoe]

不什么？

[@HoanPham-wu7fn]

😂🫵

[@小吉祥草王-o7r]

呵呵為什麼博士有過去的散兵

[@林耿民-u2x]

切片

[@no_name_izzy]

😘

[@boo_isweird]

I LOVE HOW I CAN UNDERSTAND IT ALL COS IM CHINESE BUT LMAO

[@boo_isweird]

@@LIEWJIAYUEMoe-e6x YAHH

[@jeimasuta_v598]

Peak