Zlatan Ibrahimović on Playoffs, Being Captain & His Kids

Zlatan talks about living in Los Angeles, shopping at IKEA, the bet he lost to David Beckham, scoring his 500th career goal, being the LA Galaxy team captain, his future acting career, and raising his kids to be active.
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Zlatan Ibrahimović on Playoffs, Being Captain & His Kids
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[@monojakennedy_3758]

"Rich people don't buy from IKEA but intelligent people do." IKEA should pay Zlatan this advert.

[@onesimobento7367]

agreed

[@nihatsavmaz6677]

what an accurate answer.

[@TintinCAE]

he eats for free on IKEA actually after this statement, not that he needs it but still xd

[@daxuss]

they did, paid before that interview

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

IKEA shouldn't pay Zlatan, Zlatan should pay IKE... wait...

[@ibrahimyouseff]

when zlatan left home as a teenager ' he turned to his father and said " you are the man of the house now"

[@vza7938]

Wtff! 😆😆

[@crazypendejo3350]

lMAO

[@Amar-ux7gi]

ibrahim yousef 😂😂😂😂

[@shawnerr5786]

7/10

[@mr_bigforehead1685]

ibrahim yousef another good one

[@adend5029]

"My wife has a good eye... just look at me" hahah what a legend

[@qwecyb]

Now got it lol thanks

[@shawnerr5786]

10/10

[@muhammadnaviszuhud4238]

Unluckyly everyone missed that joke (prolly didn't hear it)

[@nerychristian]

I laughed at the joke because I thought it was funny he let his wife build the furniture. I completely missed the second part of the joke.

[@neeznh4571]

I missed that one thanks lol

[@akchhuzzz]

Zlatan can remember the future.

[@Zparjsn]

Very underrated comment bro

[@akchhuzzz]

@@Zparjsn maybe😂

[@salikiqbal8908]

The future can remember Zlatan

[@jaquemoltisanti]

@@Zparjsn indeed

[@kibe6885]

Do u mean The Future Rapper 😂😂😂😂

[@Paralyzer]

Zlatan was once pulled over by a Cop for speeding, he let the cop go with a warning

[@crayray1310]

😂😂😂😂

[@yesitsmeguru]

A classic Zlatan joke

[@heartless604]

Chuck norris has seen this comment and is now hunting you!

[@martinlim5510]

Zlatan once smoked a joint. The joint became high

[@Roy-G-Biv]

Paralyzer hysterical!

[@JojobaSmith]

Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

[@ghulamnaved4707]

Omg yaaaasa

[@michelegiordano8693]

hahaha

[@RizzerAI]

you mean the number was wrong for answering zlatan ?

[@wordzmyth]

Yeah if he calls you by mistake your duty is to immediately go and find the person he actually wanted to talk to.

[@stichtag9245]

lol best one on Zlatan!

[@abdulking4690]

Once zlatan had a race with time Time is still running

[@musiKars]

jajajajajaj

[@abdulking4690]

@@fergman9344 ooh!! You exposed me !! Oooooh!!

[@natsu3806]

this is so funny

[@Dub4Fun]

@@musiKars that's a Spanish laugh

[@unknowndesconocido8325]

FergMan damn man lighten up 🤣

[@sonicthehedgehog3603]

Zlatan makes entire America admit this sport is called "football"

[@flacoflaco1199]

Thats why I love him

[@svampen7782]

I mean it is Foot + Ball. I dont see how USA can see their "Football" as Foot + Ball when that barely happens only when they kick the ball, the rest of the time they hold it and run...

[@paritdoshi9836]

And that’s why it should be!!!

[@smileyface6727]

And we have proof bc it’s Liverpool FC Man City FC stands for FOOTBALL club

[@zackattack3837]

At Avrat Badou I mean it is

[@gregg.9420]

I tried using 'Zlatan' as a password, but apparently it's 'too strong'

[@tutuuo]

It's taken bruh

[@neidy1899]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JamoonXerxesSauber]

Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣, actually made me LOL at work

[@danielradhit]

😂😂😂😂

[@caskinfg]

Nice one

[@elihirschman2727]

Kepa once tried to substitute Zlatan, but Zlatan substituted Kepa

[@anaschunaramanufc5183]

Eli Hirschman if Zlatan was the chelae manger Kepa would be dyed

[@qusaiamer6853]

Best one so far

[@chinmaymodak4315]

😂😂😂😂😂✔️✔️✔️

[@edgrrallanbro]

end the comment section after this

[@ichibishukaku4194]

💀💀💀

[@jimmyconway1824]

Once zlatan turned up late for work, everyone else was punished for arriving too early.

[@jamalimam3784]

wtf hhahaha

[@neidy1899]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@damijoseph]

Lmao 😂😂

[@tonysuresh8878]

😂😂 how do u people come up with these??

[@shawnerr5786]

Jimmy Conway was 2/10

[@Homelander09-t1f]

Watching all Zlatan interviews to read the comment section.

[@YoungJJelim]

Pure gold😂

[@onesimobento7367]

yes me 2

[@exploringwithruz]

Chuck Norris grabs popcorn 🍿

[@theohuioiesin6519]

😂😂 indeed

[@greatpainter6300]

Same 😂

[@hammadali594]

4:20 When Zlatan was young, Zlatan was like a father figure to his own father.

[@beckylane4646]

Hammad Ali 🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@rap2sai]

Lmao!

[@moritzlehnhardt9563]

When Zlatan left his home when he came of age, he wished farewell to his mother and said to his father: you are the man in the house now

[@gustavolazio8]

Efraín Álvarez. East LA.

[@benjaminalexander8192]

The father on Zlatan actually was his biggest model. They were living in poverty, dans his dad worked his ass out to be able to pay his soccer seasons. Thats where the discipline comes from

[@scorpionco5599]

Such a nice interview, i love the story. Jimmy is a great guest.

[@moviebay3690]

🤣😂

[@07aniketdeysarkar26]

Guest....I get it lol😂😂

[@eldinafejzic2233]

Hahahah win!

[@carloscarranza2074]

Had us in the 1st half not going to lie😂

[@MrDrjis]

Hahahahha

[@ibrahimyouseff]

when Alexander Graham bell created the telephone ' he already had a missed call from zlatan

[@AlpNewYork]

im weak

[@sulla2k202]

Lol

[@azzimzain8614]

No it was from the indian president Mr. Narendra modi

[@neidy1899]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mohamedrashad2941]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@justinnarayan7650]

When Zlatan was a child he missed 2 days of school. Now those days became Saturday and Sunday

[@Marvels_197]

i wish he never had gone to the school permanent holidays 😁

[@sarikadevi8522]

Fresh

[@peaceout1989]

Underrated Comment

[@tytok5561]

Nice one

[@r1oful]

@@Marvels_197 because he knew school is important 😎👌

[@majdmokabel8953]

When Zlatan was a child the dark was afraid of him.

[@neidy1899]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾

[@tonysuresh8878]

Child?? even today the dark shits when it sees zlatan

[@shawnerr5786]

7/10

[@arcturus7154]

Lel

[@danieldeltoro4709]

I’ve been scrolling through the comments for 10 min. Thanks you all for the Zlatan facts. Never have I laughed so hard 😂😂

[@kevingil7566]

Daniel Del Toro same here

[@mwtrolle]

all Zlatan videos end like this :P

[@fazeclipbr165]

I think Zlatan can see John Cena😂😂

[@rudymoody5408]

Same here bro laughing so hard

[@lidia7071]

same , omg too funny! love it

[@chubsterpanda7458]

Dang Zlatan must really like Jimmy so much to have him back on his show

[@ayowheredeeway]

its money involved.

[@nearthemon]

@@ayowheredeeway joke went over your head... smh

[@gwendolyn0515]

@@ayowheredeeway r/whoooooosh

[@fangofsilver5537]

@@gwendolyn0515 hahaha

[@BeautyLilya]

😂😂😂

[@ashwinshyam6369]

Zlatan has a grizzly bear carpet in his bedroom. It's not dead, it's too afraid to move.

[@Abstract4Lyf]

Lmfao

[@nabielmubarak3841]

Lmao

[@philippe7565]

Stolen

[@olleberglund6863]

Of course its stolen from Ikea

[@yazn7978]

😂😭😭😭

[@aarongameros3939]

Zlatan once slept two days in a row, that’s why February only has 28 days

[@rajinhossain5742]

What about leap years

[@cream1955]

@@rajinhossain5742 That's when he takes an extra day for world cup

[@AceDeclan]

What??

[@titoaldunate]

@@cream1955 good one

[@victoriaholmgren120]

😂

[@adrianlegendheart9297]

The alphabet ended with Y before Zlatan was born

[@metrothugginyobih1577]

Adrian Legendheart 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@knock-knockwhosthere9933]

Dude........

[@shibani187]

Savage!

[@Prof-fey]

Adrian Legendheart never heard of this one before 😂😂😂👏

[@Roy-G-Biv]

Adrian Legendheart 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MKMK-bj2sk]

*Zlatan once visited the Virgin Islands, now they're just known as The Islands*

[@brownkemosabe]

HAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[@hermonhazard5851]

Thanks for Subscribing Have a nice day! 😂😂😂😂

[@angelaadjei2897]

Loooooooooooool

[@Cristiano-ronaldo-0750]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmfao

[@abhishekbisht3032]

That was John Terry

[@SA-ee7fc]

When Zlatan was in school teachers had to put their hand up so they can speak to Zlatan.

[@adamkharraz2560]

savage haha

[@hg4real]

🤣🤣

[@RENEGADE_OP]

👏😂😂

[@mihirkambli6879]

When Zlatan rents a house The owner pays rent to Zlatan

[@sumuqh]

Came here only to read _facts_

[@waryaawariiri1812]

What if the owner is Chuck Norris?

[@LYCANSS777]

@@waryaawariiri1812 Then Chuck Norris pays rent to Zlatan and also pays for the butler and the chauffeur.

[@joegusset5902]

Best one by far

[@shattamaster]

Yep

[@applemagix2231]

Zlatan died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

[@matthewdavis3200]

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@hamzamahmood9792]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@osamuosifo9435]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nerychristian]

Zlatan created Death because he wanted someone to play the bass in his rock band.

[@thebeautyofjesuschrist8299]

Only JESUS CHRIST GOD ALMIGHTY DEFEATED death.

[@mr.animator8465]

Zlatan and the Hulk had an arm wrestling contest. Whoever lost, had to paint themselves green.

[@Kmaxgaming7]

Mr. Animator lol I’m dead

[@liquidmetal5616]

Good one

[@obed5oa]

Underrated 😂😂😂

[@pramodnair1249]

How did you even think of that??

[@ricardobruh]

underrated af

[@amrit9216]

I wanted to know more, so i Zlataned Google.

[@oldtexasblues3605]

man your comment is so underrated!

[@engworld5237]

hilarious 😂

[@adnandawoodi7001]

😂😂😂

[@erone4293]

Gooooood one🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@victor7515]

New word invented

[@pavilion151]

Rich people don't buy in IKEA... yeah but intelligent people do .... never could be more agree bravo

[@Abstract4Lyf]

I disagree :/

[@svampen7782]

@@Abstract4Lyf k..........

[@atlacpescador6205]

He said that only because Ikea is Swedish

[@yuhukko]

lmao michael scofield how was the prison break

[@alltester6941]

You are more intelligent if you buy it in Sweden

[@sreeragks106]

Once Zlatan had to pee during a match so the referee stopped the game. We now call it as half time.

[@iopau7418]

😆

[@abdihakimhasan7946]

Hahaha

[@Jordan-po7zt]

This one was really good👍👍

[@nerychristian]

Pee was invented by Zlatan because he needed to water the Earth.

[@csokopsglazersout7447]

dang🤣

[@majdmokabel8953]

Ronaldo plays for Juventus, Messi plays for Barcelona, and the LA Galaxy play for Zlatan

[@Jack-Negus]

Majd Mokabel lol😂

[@Mr_P0321]

Reading the comments, I see humour has a great sense of Zlatan

[@stiutk1220]

hahahaa underrated comment

[@catrionamcadam1159]

This one wins!

[@46721]

This one is copied

[@AlexFlores-fu7nm]

They got me dead🤣🤣🤣

[@dominikheinz2659]

Well done! ❤

[@GreenEyesVids]

Nobody in the crowd heard the joke at 1:18 "She has a good eye for that... Just look at me". Zlatan being subtle Zlatan

[@satyajitneogy2948]

Man!!! Thank u !!!

[@aweleoye-onwuka5239]

Exactly!

[@SamChoreographer]

I think 1 single person heard it in the back

[@elmarbasim7865]

I don't get it

[@andreaskatris1969]

@@elmarbasim7865 because he is ugly

[@jobmboyo2764]

Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock

[@Kmaxgaming7]

Kos Koster lol I’m dead

[@drsaqr7212]

😂😂😂😂

[@karim271]

Hahahahahahaha

[@manu-nz7vc]

best one yet

[@SmilingBrim]

😂

[@superjervis]

Zlatan has a bear rug on his living room floor,the bear is not dead,he's just afraid to move

[@AC-130....]

Hahahahahaha

[@tutuuo]

Hahahaha

[@Bear00410]

I think that was used originally for a chuck norris joke

[@shawnerr5786]

9/10

[@cimbooom89]

Wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@sontsimazulonke2568]

😂Zlatan's comments session is the toughest competition But no one wins 😂

[@daireoreilly2548]

Zlatan wins.

[@MIKEK3NT]

Sontsi Mazulonke Zlatan is meant to win

[@curiousmind_]

Section*

[@paulmsan5926]

400th goal

[@exploringwithruz]

There is one. His name is CHUCK NORRIS

[@aarongameros3939]

Zlatan guided the doctor step by step during his deliverance

[@worldeater1498]

Ainsley Harriott ☠️☠️

[@jamalimam3784]

stop hahahahaha

[@tutuuo]

HAHAHAHHA

[@AndreasNkleby]

The writers for Bond thought about making Zlatan the villain, but soon discovered that Bond would lose

[@nerychristian]

They wanted to make him the villain, but Marvel sued them for using a copy of Thanos.

[@magi2162]

80's Nostalgia Guy Zlatan isnt a copy of Thanos, Thanos is a failed copy of Zlatan because no one copies Zlatan and lives, not even the mirror

[@saadbe3016]

Ninja: That some Zlatan stuff.

[@danielb.2460]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LucaBrasi0]

That was good.

[@AFGhan420]

Who is here after AC Milan joined Zlatan? 👀

[@Rizzhi16]

🤣🤣Italy under zlatan

[@sllimq5257]

I

[@ALxANDR-wk1jf]

AC zlatan

[@1AmSwapnil]

His penalty 👍🏻

[@jujuju948]

It’s AC Ibrahimovic at this point

[@savageimposter2919]

Zlatan once visited a place called Britain Now its called Great Britain

[@riverplayzz9880]

Savage Imposter 😂😂

[@Mizrob10]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mayda4532]

Now that’s a good one 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@phreezocod4343]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pahadiblood09]

OMG😂

[@nikoladumovski5982]

Zlatan caught the flu once. But after a few hours, he decided to let it go.

[@dillybilly2611]

Nikola Dumovski underrated comment lol

[@Iwaxberrox]

😂😂

[@athimahan]

Now it became corona😌

[@bernhardsonn8996]

Haha

[@fauzanwafi9637]

Awokwokwkkwowk

[@tathagatabishayee9345]

He doesn't really feel arrogant, he just plays it up for the camera. What a legend!

[@mynameisjeff2616]

After Zlatan was born his father changed his name to Zlatan jr

[@amanitanzar]

😂😂😂

[@curiousmind_]

lol come on dude

[@REDTABEATS]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH cmonn

[@abhisekmohanty1371]

Ha ha ha

[@vishaljudemichael2394]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mbongenisibanda3691]

It was so cool seeing Jimmy on Zlatan Ibrahimovic live.

[@whizlogic]

Zlatan doesn't read the news, the news reads Zlatan

[@PranavA929]

No, even the news can't read Zlatan

[@muhammadsadiq8659]

When Armstrong landed on moon in 1969, he saw a flag written on it that “Zlatan was here”

[@nerychristian]

The moon is merely a large soccer ball that Zlatan kicked into the sky.

[@sreevardhanpv3937]

@@nerychristian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MatheusSouza-li4jf]

"We are better than you papa" hahaha his children are really Zlatan's kids hahaha

[@misterdaffy]

LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@tomassheva]

:DDD

[@hughmcclelland1697]

Nude

[@notimportant4455]

Zlatan once killed a living room.

[@mrark805]

now it’s called a sitting room it’s too afraid to live anymore

[@Goku-vj8rl]

@@mrark805 you just ruined it

[@nathaniel4793]

🤣🤣

[@emanuelecolazilli7538]

Hahahahahahahahaha i Just laughed so loud

[@nerychristian]

Zlatan invented death so that he could stop people from worshipping him.

[@yomansprince8486]

Someone said “when Zlatan crosses the road cars look both ways”😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@youllseemeallovertheintern3682]

I don’t, even know how that works. This joke is priceless. Lol

[@hihungryimdad6242]

OloOlo

[@TheCarpyboi]

It's true though!

[@TheHemo2]

dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭💔

[@myintthan6493]

Lol

[@sunnybrookprehospital8292]

He is an example of how to be arrogant but still a good guy!!

[@pavannair6469]

That’s just confidence

[@Chogzy]

Zlatan doesn't score lucky goals, goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan

[@ChannelNavin]

😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@francovargaslopez795]

9/10

[@nerychristian]

Before Zlatan there were no goals. But goals were as a place where balls could find refuge from Zlatan's foot.

[@vitez1673]

😂 😂 😂

[@MS-mv9ke]

Joshua Echoga 😂😂🥶🥶🥶

[@mmggbb4460]

Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning

[@m.h.m9681]

🤣

[@mrbetone7228]

If Zlatan vist your country, you are the foregin

[@tejassharma5147]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Amar-ux7gi]

Mr Betone 😂😂😂😂

[@shawnerr5786]

9/10

[@tet2ku]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lyankhaute7217]

That's exactly what's happening with his country

[@balcoz2004]

When Zlatan updates his phone apple has to agree to his conditions.

[@anonymousstar_1611]

Lol

[@Lakeshorein]

He is definitely legend and people who plays with him they have so much to learn from Zlad

[@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy]

He is very inspiring!!

[@chubsterpanda7458]

People don't play with him he plays with them

[@Lakeshorein]

@@chubsterpanda7458 You could say that and agree with you bro

[@Lakeshorein]

@@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy Absolutely

[@Luquiyoutube]

Zlad😂

[@AlpNewYork]

Zlatan came to my house the other day and I had to ask him for wifi password

[@samw.8734]

Dude. Com on! You stole this!😂😂

[@anasyoo4834]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ares_386]

😂😂😂😂 this is crazy

[@ikiliousdasylouiyasbdetyw9124]

Thats a new one to mee lol

[@wolfkissed9072]

NewYork 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@acecream1411]

Zlatan puts the USB stick in the slot with his first try

[@curiousmind_]

Lol me too

[@amarson2322]

you mean USB stick in the slot first time with Zlatan

[@wissam5811]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theohuioiesin6519]

😂😂😂

[@nerychristian]

Zlatan invented the USB stick so that he can transfer his consciousness to humanity.

[@iamme4203]

Reading the comment section is more fun than the interview😂

[@Cirengontop]

Agreed

[@gloz4596]

fax

[@linberyl3891]

Messi

[@MKMK-bj2sk]

*Damn it's been almost a year since Jimmy's appearance on Zlatan's show*

[@saahkh32]

Exactly wtfffff. Time flies.

[@ScarlettJ1221]

Zlatan doesn't breathe air, air breathes him

[@neelamsingh7733]

Really??!

[@ameer8203]

@Mike West woosh

[@datlanarendra1]

Zlatan was late to a class as a kid, the teacher punished the students for coming on time.

[@samkelombuso1446]

Lol good one

[@jonswe5753]

for being early*

[@bugoyirtj8167]

Narendra Varma hhhhhh omg

[@nohatredbutlove5786]

Lol😂😂😂😂

[@valorantgg9882]

When Zlatan goes to a doctor, the doctor pays him for his visit

[@lemagnifique1573]

Zlatan goes to doctor because the doctor is sick

[@maanyuproductions903]

😂😂😂

[@المجنونخوردابس]

He’s eurpian not American, they have free healthcare

[@rockycycle2682]

Video is great ofcourse but the comment section is straight up gold 😂😂😂

[@4th19th2]

Dude. This deadass gotta be the best comment section of the century.

[@csokopsglazersout7447]

@@4th19th2 Ikr 😂😂😂

[@captaininsane9101]

All Chuck Norris, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and John Wick video comment sections are golden

[@FourEyesGod]

true true xD i watch the video quckily then spend the next hour to read the comments xD

[@gabrielleobala2409]

Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories.

[@Catafixia]

🤣👌🏼

[@aarongoldsmith8620]

but there is no other zlatan

[@NOYBZ]

LMAO

[@alita350]

LOLLLLL

[@RandomRamon]

Gabrielle Obala hahaha

[@FarhanSwaggy]

Zlatan's parents used to sleep with him, when they're scared

[@Morgan_Black]

That sounds so wrong

[@Geoami1985]

Haha yepp sounds very weird

[@jairomanzano894]

W

[@azesh239]

😂😂😂😂

[@Djcue-DJQ]

lol

[@benmoreton4979]

He has an aura like no one else ever, truly one of a kind and one of the most technically gifted complete strikers in his day there was

[@ttxxyyzztt]

the zlatan show is truly amazing. jimmy is such a great guest.

[@Theo-fp2oe]

When Zlatan tries on clothes Everyone else goes into the change rooms

[@bobt.builder1786]

Underrated

[@07aniketdeysarkar26]

@Johny L. When u try a cloth in a store before buying it , u go to a changing room to wear it. When Zlatan changes, everyone else goes into the changing room. 😆

[@thrasherdave1428]

Original, I like that

[@miguelabrego5481]

These are not Zlatlan jokes, these are Zlatlan FACTS.

[@readmycomments2388]

Skank Hunt 69 “Zlatlan” cmon if ur gonna say something about him spell his name right at least

[@starboyjadenn]

What is Zlatlan 🤣

[@المجنونخوردابس]

Once Zaltan was a referee in a match between 2 teams … he won the match.

[@freedomprayer007]

If zalatan says 16 doubles 37 , it is 37!

[@bryancho2346]

Freedom Pray-er Zlatan doesn’t do math, math does Zlatan

[@ahmedriahi612]

He didn't say that, he said ''I'm double up from him'' I think he means double and more

[@shivanilamichhane1936]

that means zlatan can factor a prime number.

[@smks8er]

he meant to say "more than double" remember english is not his native language

[@mwtrolle]

It's because Zlatan age slower then other people.

[@The29Johan]

One day Zlatan kicked a ball really high up in the air. Today we call that ball moon.

[@synaps1625]

There is no up or down in space

[@ren.8137]

HvH player csgo and tf2 But down on earth there is, therefore if he kicked it upwards, it went up.

[@Jack-Negus]

HvH player csgo and tf2 don’t ruin the mood

[@MKMK-bj2sk]

*Zlatan built the hospital he was born in*

[@SercoDesigns]

hahahagdsddassd

[@alisar.6958]

Hahahahahahhah

[@babanlatif]

omg died

[@godaim381]

Zlatan wasn’t born Born was zlatan

[@jonswe5753]

Zlatan wasn’t born in a hospital, the hospital was born in Zlatan

[@explorer4662]

The moon is just a ball kicked by Zlatan to the sky.

[@gootyanind16]

😂😂

[@amanialfadil3975]

The best 👌 💓 💖 ♥ ❤ 💗 👌

[@cream1955]

Did you know, Zlatan can see John cena

[@bsdnmd]

Did you know Zlatan can make the best Chuck Norris jokes?

[@mashfenko1983]

That's a good one lol😂

[@CampeonDelMundoo22]

@@bsdnmd Zlatan can make Chuk Norris a joke.

[@romeowesterberg4612]

john cena can't see zlatan

[@shawnerr5786]

5/10

[@mitulyadav3535]

When Zlatan calls you, there are two options. Accept and Accept

[@dejantrajkoski821]

accept or the phone will accept itself

[@nerychristian]

Because of Zlatan, people turn off their phones at night.

[@faizanshaikh-vs5sh]

Once Zlatan forgot his Facebook password, So Mark Zuckerberg came and apologized to him

[@drbhaskarverma5400]

😂😂

[@SmallFreakingJack]

Facebook forgot his password. Zlatan never forgets anything

[@nerychristian]

Security questions were invented, because Zlatan's password needed protection from Zlatan.

[@sleppyjoe4922]

Lol come on dude

[@alltester6941]

hahahha

[@くん金木-x3n]

When Zlatan left home at 16, he said to his father: You are the man of the family from now on.

[@windel19jr]

Zlatan touched the fire, the fire started melting.

[@curiousmind_]

When? Where? How? Why? What?

[@hussienarab9]

Zlatan dropped the apple on Newton's head

[@VikramKumar-fl5fd]

:D

[@TobiasHoen]

I thought there was a hair on my screen, but it turned out to be your profile picture.

[@VikramKumar-fl5fd]

Even i was confused

[@SaySomethingPositiveOrSTFU]

hahahaha good one 😂😂

[@drsaqr7212]

😂😂😂😂

[@gabrielleobala2409]

Choose your favorite Zlatan fact: 1- When Zlatan crosses the street, cars look both ways. 2- Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel 3- You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'. 4- Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 5- Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories. 6- When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake, the dictionary is updated. 7- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 8- When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does. 9- Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers. 10- Zlatan went to school so he could be studied. 11- Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan. 12- Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook . 13- Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird. 14- There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives. 15- It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 16- Zlatan starts a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. 17- One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. 18- Zlatan once volleyed a horse in the chin. It's descendants are known today as giraffes.

[@fleredisstrackstak8432]

8

[@danieldeltoro4709]

15

[@denenta]

1

[@HeartbreakEsh]

3

[@ahmedriahi612]

5

[@bossmaike845]

Legends says Zlatan is the only man, to have drowned a fish.

[@maxn2687]

Under rated bro

[@ricardomiguel3D]

😂

[@jace1601]

Under rated

[@RafiTanzim]

Mandatory Zlatan Facts: 1 - When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. 4 - When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 6 - The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early

[@nathankeane7615]

Why does the name Zlatan look as weird after reading this

[@mryugiplaysiosgames5224]

Rafi Tanzim Zlatan didn’t lose his virginity because he does not lose . Virginity lost Zlatan

[@xaviersalazar2708]

No.6

[@vincentpoluan3514]

16. Zlatan cast for new villain in avengers, all the avengers include thanos switch to justice league

[@RafiTanzim]

@@vincentpoluan3514 This one is too good.

[@tile996]

The day Zlatan was jogging outside, people named it Marathon

[@Lakeshorein]

Damn I just watched on TV how fast you guys uploaded this video.Admin is really doing good job.

[@luc-9155]

it has arrived just for breakfast in France !

[@luc-9155]

@@hma262 Yet it is Jimmy Kimmel *Live* !

[@slopp3]

you are aware that the show is recorded at 6pm PST? So preparing the upload isnt that difficult :)

[@MKMK-bj2sk]

*What is a TV ?*

[@ronyodeh1553]

@@MKMK-bj2sk Nice

[@sonicthehedgehog3603]

Once Zlatan was too tired to climb up stairs, Escalator was invented

[@mrark805]

At Avrat Badou wrong Zlatan never gets tired ...

[@judesks4207]

@@mrark805 probably he was just lazy

[@robertobellasi8688]

Jude SKS Zlatan is never lazy...

[@judesks4207]

@@robertobellasi8688 wait... That's tru..

[@tigerdoug9789]

Fortune Abhulimhen agree Zlatan never gets tired

[@mudasarmsr1063]

Zlatan never lies,the truth is actually wrong. Zlatan wears sunglasses to protect sun from him. Zlatan's dad name is Zlatan Jr. And last but not the least,thankyou for watching KZbin on Zlatan.

[@interestingchannel7325]

Legendry level infinity

[@tutuuo]

Zlatan Jr lmao

[@marcelinacabral4731]

Your welcome for watching youtube on zlatan

[@kumardc6727]

@@interestingchannel7325 💋💋💋💋💋

[@Sisi33478]

At a job interview, Zlatan asks the employer questions to see if the job meets his preferences.

[@tejassharma5147]

hahaha

[@jasonpham4554]

You are expected to do that in an interview

[@nerychristian]

There are no more jobs after Zlatan. He finished all the work.

[@reineriojaramillo8398]

i have zlatan blood

[@stcsuresh]

Almost true that.. durig his early days he was asked to play in a trial game for Arsenal, he had this to say to Wenger, ' Zlatan doesn't do auditions '.

[@ferris_faktearenthlei5704]

Get the Zlatan comments rolling boys.

[@commonsensedatcom]

🤣🤣

[@leob9464]

Honestly when Zlatan was taking about his kids I realized he got wisdom.

[@miagovideos1807]

Jesus can walk on water, Zlatan swims through land.

[@tensho3868]

Zlatan, get it right

[@AceDeclan]

I thought that was chuck norris.

[@shawnerr5786]

4/10

[@rob_patrick1]

3:50 Zlatan just stopped to remember how old people believe he is, cause obviously he's immortal.

[@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy]

Sounds like an action packed and epic life!!

[@zexiali6483]

You do not comment on Zlatan's life, you worship it. Peasant.

[@rickylovesyou]

@@zexiali6483 lmao

[@n.d.5452]

He is really something. The way he described his sons tells more about him then millions of interviews he had done before. He was a troublesome immigrant boy from Malme now he is a responsible father . Being a father makes him Zlatan!

[@rejeanbonin7476]

Even young Zlatan takes time for children, he often refused interview but did some with kids, he always sign autograph too..such a good guy

[@Ketameme04]

In this video we see Zlatan controlling Jimmy's mind and ordering him to interview Zlatan So Zlatan interviewed zlatan

[@surajkc8419]

When zlatan goes to school Teacher used to do homework.

[@nerychristian]

Zlatan invented school, because he wanted to keep teachers busy.

[@marcusjensen3409]

For Zlatan it’s not “easier said than done”, it’s “easier done than said”.

[@donahmedelkanti2025]

It's "easier done and said"

[@helyfreire]

One day Zlatan told a joke to Ronaldinho, since then he can't stop smiling.

[@nemuelpaiva3738]

Offensive

[@suleimanmustafa1473]

Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird

[@Luciferd66]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fan2hd277]

😂

[@spooderman8905]

😂😂😂😂

[@xaviersalazar2708]

😂 best one so far

[@m.h.m9681]

Goood🤣🤣🤣🤣