Zoe: The Aspect of Cancer

[@Dumbs]

Ayyy 1 million views babyy.

[@aquaplays3620]

Dumbs i guess 1k of views are only mine lol. Keep it up 🅱

[@masteryi3683]

Dumbs ayy lmao

[@MeguminIsWaifu]

Noice

[@yamatoArcos]

every time I see this video I laugh so much

[@ccBAZZ]

But... Is the cancer dude :'/

[@GoonManGuy]

Did you know that the lore explicitly states that Zoe's body is the same age as Lux's? Sure, Riot. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[@chaotixthefox]

Goon That would make her the original definition of a loli, an underdeveloped adult woman.

[@user-ib3dj1he5x]

Kairu Y. And taliayah

[@user-ib3dj1he5x]

infernal MED who cares about age body means everything

[@shuten3754]

I don't care about anything , I just Know She Is Legal

[@MrToxiclaughter]

Mr PolarBear Did you forgot about Lulu?

[@UberDanger]

Must admit I wasn't expecting 1:56

[@heathcousins7002]

UberDanger more like uberdaddy no

[@jesuschrist6575]

Are you alive man

[@sceptydraw]

Daddy fill me up

[@fuki999]

lal u suck uber

[@Mintkuru]

I also used a dubstep ignite in my latest video!!!

[@redcrewmate3526]

Sylas Steals Zoe's Ult *BETTER THAN NOTHING*

[@freshlymemed5680]

You have great taste in artists though i prefer his Oreimo works.

[@redflame300]

That profile pic......

[@lecongvinh4603]

At least he can proc his passive with it.

[@123averageplayer2]

nice profile btw

[@MrChickenicecream]

Ah I see you’re a man of culture as well.

[@Samuel-ni7vv]

"Don't be fooled by her childish appearance, she is an ancient being." is what i tell chris hansen when he asks me to have a seat.

[@Taurenwarrior321]

OMEGALUL

[@slimegod808]

0

[@memento-__-mori]

*FBI open up*

[@hoshingacha]

Want some pizza

[@stevenquartzcutiepiedemayo4430]

Espagueti y Albóndigas

[@twomad]

new meme channle on THE RISE

[@PlebiasFate1609]

twomad why are you here emm this isnt overwatch or doukabi bro i think you got the channel :/

[@KazuHiko02]

May i ask what is the movie called?

[@elliza1286]

.

[@hem9483]

You fuckin know it

[@floppybagel1879]

Dad?

[@hyakkimaru6245]

How to counter Zoe: “sorry the cure for cancer has not yet been developed”

[@arthurrebello919]

@Hodor Pretty much

[@hungryforatoms19]

@Hodor even then you will never catch her and she can still one shot

[@stevenquartzcutiepiedemayo4430]

e s pa g u e ti y aL bo n d ig as

[@Dexuz]

@@hungryforatoms19 You don't mix Nasus and oneshot unless the dog is the one oneshotting.

[@horsehorsehorsehorse8500]

Pantheon's rework E Yasou's wind wall W

[@orangephos4681]

I havn't seen dubstep ignite in such a long time. God bless you.

[@brunoduarte3162]

Now i get why the uberdanger pictures where there

[@KhoiV]

oh, dubstep ignite, i get it now

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

@@KhoiV what did you think?

[@KhoiV]

@@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897 i didn't know about UberDanger and dubstep 🔥 back then

[@AmiShark]

2:20 *definition of balance* WTF HAHAAHAHAHA

[@yosid1702]

ye they are the same level what is this cancer

[@isaacboles6050]

dose anyone else see him go through his own team?

[@onlineuser1990]

Yasuo literally had wind wall. Just a average bronze yasuo

[@zuchmachine]

@@onlineuser1990 maybe his wall was on cool down sherlock?

[@smokeyfishy3010]

@@onlineuser1990 when you are asleep you cant cast spells or abilties.... besides he definitely did NOT see that E coming

[@coined_poor1111]

Akali: Y'Know we've never met but you seem really annoying. Akali knows everything...

[@Cynna_M]

And akali can win against the little devil if she's smart enough

[@Dumbs]

Rip subtitles. KZbin couldn't handle the autism so they removed them ://////

[@adamdobry5517]

Dumbs we all know youtube is becoming retarded

[@hem9483]

i'll use less bad boy words so youtube doesnt get 𝙖 𝙣 𝙜 𝙚 𝙧 𝙮

[@tizcus]

Spaghetti and Meatballs

[@Lin-nc6he]

KZbin is afraid we might offend deaf people lol

[@hem9483]

I did swear a lot in the subtitles...

[@alexandratataru5611]

1:55 I laughed so much I think I broke something

[@ExcedereInInfinitum]

YOUR SOUL

[@matheusbarbosa700]

@@ExcedereInInfinitum seems legit

[@randomuser1093]

I just can’t stop laughing 😂

[@atocanboi409]

if this isn't Zoe's official voice in Japanese (or whatever that language was) I'm gonna cry

[@blacksepikseye7300]

What song is that

[@zedgenius9347]

3:27 ENEMY ZOE LITERALLY HAS CLEANSE PRESS YOUR W

[@Verienn]

not sure if she can use it, because its cleanse keyed to spell, not summoner spell itself.

[@vingadivo8707]

Zed Genius even if she cleansed it still wound't matter since she would only cleanse the slow and still fall asleep

[@992Kristofer]

You have to cleanse once you are sleeping instead of doing it while drowzy...

[@sozialistische_klassik]

992Kristofer you cant cleanse the sleep

[@vingadivo8707]

Zed Genius her E is too fun and interactive to be cleansed.

[@icebird2325]

"Zoe is balanced" said riot. Riot has 0% accuracy

[@onlineuser1990]

And how exactly is she unbalanced? Play vision and dodge skill shots. At the worst just buy a banshee veil. If you can't do that you are just an average bronze player.

[@symtrox]

@@onlineuser1990 you realise this is nearly a year ago? she was different then but still op

[@Dexuz]

@@onlineuser1990 Zoe is currently just as good/bad as everyday midlaner, but at her release state!? She literally oneshot you with Q, at level 2.

[@superhead1399]

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenywevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas LoL how to counter literally everything in LoL in a nutshell. ViSiOn and dOdGiNg. As if it’s that simple then there’s not such thing as unbalanced and overloaded in LoL. On release she can pick up teleport, flash, a bunch of redemptions from minions lol.

[@amazinglife1559]

1:26 *Error* : a loli cannot interfere with another loli

[@shacochad7052]

@Elksie ??

[@jiangciyang3860]

@@shacochad7052 bruh kda gragas wat a sick name

[@ink66]

@renebaebae wtf is wrong with you

[@DeletedTroll]

@@ink66 They are the kind of people that installed LoL only to buy KDA Seraphine.

[@yamligma]

@@DeletedTroll bruh🤦‍♂️

[@zockerswat3532]

KZbin translates your title into German: "Zoe: Der Grund für Krebs" Word for word translation: "Zoe: The reason for Cancer"

[@manuelmadoery8737]

Yeah, in spanish too

[@mataramasuko7080]

In Turkish it is translated as "Zoe, the face of cancer"

[@cooooleen]

2:00 not enough hentai and dubstep. 5/11

[@nutellajunkie8848]

coooleen Ye, too much MLG too less dubstep.

[@Dumbs]

I Don't know if youtube likes child pornography that much

[@cooooleen]

Dumbs i think your cancer in the titel already demonitized your video

[@yighacco2228]

u right

[@AshBlossomWorshiper]

Dumbs Hey, if Uber can do it, you can to

[@arclight480]

2:57 I'm Deceased.

[@Ayaksha]

IKR LOL

[@bullettime1116]

@@Ayaksha i became a corpse after seeing that OMEGALUL

[@gingeas]

damn it, i don't play league for a few months due to uni and this appears

[@lucioahr]

Gingeas Lol

[@simondeboer1612]

When riot fock lol up

[@TomberryGG]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@larsheen]

same

[@ThePandafriend]

I'm in the same position... But I don't think that I'll continue playing League anytime soon. There's an Esports group at the university and a lan party, but I think that I should study rather than doing these things...

[@rhystardedsurviver3564]

How to counter Zoe: step 1: pick nasus Step 2: Get 1000 stacks Step 3: this requires the Zoe to be having a stroke at the time or something: Kill her with Q`s

[@trash4005]

Rhystarded surviver How to counter that 1. Get a Banshees Veil or Zhonyas

[@ImJustTryingToSurvive]

Assassin nasus, look it up

[@rhystardedsurviver3564]

Meme Tard press q again

[@harrisonford3776]

2. Go afk on spawn until your banshee+zhonya reloads, because she literally has this fucking shit each 4 seconds withouth any CDR reduction.

[@jackRbowel]

well,you already die or lost the game :/

[@axelarkamg196]

1:45 "100 and 1 reason to hate Zoe"

[@Kisaris]

Axelark AMG yes

[@ghabsterlol7768]

rip old aatrox :/

[@inspectorl8119]

TOSHINO KYOKO !

[@dragonburst00]

TOSHINO KYOKO

[@bernardz2002]

yousoro~

[@user-ri9mx9tp9p]

same

[@blazingkite8983]

(She actually yells Ayano's full name in San Hai) (3rd season)

[@pumpkinpixelz7671]

AKARIN~

[@blazingkite8983]

TOSHINO KYOKOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[@meru8348]

Zoe causing actual sleep paralysis with her E is just the most horrifying and hilarious thing as you just see this tiny murderer with a paddle ball skip at you while giggling.

[@raizen1364]

*F A I R A N D B A L A N C E D*

[@jorgeparra4587]

how to counter: pick tanks with shields, learn how to dogde ss and stop bad positioning in lane, her lack of escape makes it easier to kill and she loses value in the middle of a tf

[@scmomcquad1007]

The only champ I want to see deleted , I mean look at her face

[@BlindManInsane]

Or pick any assasin and wreck her ass any time of the day. I mean when there are minions she can't do shit.

[@decsterrobles8421]

League doesn't adjust for you You adjust for League

[@TomberryGG]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@hem9483]

Thanks for adding my captions again man

[@DoctorHoatzin]

Spaghetti and Meatballs

[@megamanx873]

we need more subs from ya

[@KiteAzurez]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@hem9483]

i'll try :^)

[@hannahgodsmark1853]

spaghetti and meatballs.

[@kellkalishvanya3548]

3:34 holy lord... Look at thoose spells lying on the ground...

[@loweredup8851]

Love the great work as always my dude, Keep it up! I'm loving it so much!

[@Dumbs]

Thanks man :)

[@bobjeezorham7658]

Ah yes, Zoe, a champion that can literally chunk almost your entire health bar with one spell. B a l a n c e

[@Dumbs]

+Bob Jeezorham a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶

[@radosam8415]

This KZbin video was the video that got me into league 3 years ago. Thanks alot zz

[@georgea.3979]

THE THUMBNAIL made me click this video faster than my depression. Thats pretty good.

[@OrangeDiCapa]

THAT RIOT POINT CLIP FKING KILLED ME IDK WHY

[@TomberryGG]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@chip7090]

this is genuinely so fricking hilarious like the way you edited it and everything, gg man good vid

[@onlineuser1990]

More like shit u watch are trash and you finally discovered the average content

[@superhead1399]

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenywevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas Everyone has their own opinion and perspective. It seems like u got a stroke or got shit on by some bullies at school. Don’t be a dick.

[@ich_iel]

Her champ designer should be fired for creating her and Yasuo.

[@Crookanator]

and Riven

[@ericlin7775]

What are you talking about. CertainlyT didn't design Riven....

[@viscount1635]

Yasuo is actually a weak champion. It's easy to destroy a yasuo player.

[@andrewwang2247]

And Thresh and darius basically all the cancer champs.

[@scawid9488]

that thumbnail is legendary

[@vietnamesecat3109]

gameplay tips and tricks + memes = this vid

[@zashhasautismo6301]

uberdanger must be so proud of you

[@DammitSinged]

_MLG is back_

[@TomberryGG]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@KrAdXbArK]

Tomberry AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAJ

[@user-hy5hs2wk2i]

Waterboarding is back.

[@janszewczul4236]

Finally

[@Pkedya2boy]

I know it's been 3 years, but I still can't sleep at night without thinking about why that Zoe didn't cleanse the sleep at 3:30

[@marcusseymournoodles3496]

😳😳😳

[@Hi-cs3ed]

I'm still wondering

[@kathleenkelly5862]

Definition of balanced

[@xd-xi8yb]

true you just got to play smart and she is very squishy ;p

[@ramonpg98]

Dumbs you are seriously a god!!!! Keep the hard work I f*#king love your videos!!

[@ruiribeiro8010]

The music turns everything much funnier good choice XD

[@chris_-kk7lo]

2:22 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMMING

[@apocalypseth1]

chris2000_0 The amount of "tactic" this champ uses disturbes me.

[@Ryzoslaw]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@Xkaappi]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@acid4676]

Rito: The Aspect of broken Meta

[@gabagoooooooooool]

3:22 Q: How to counter zoe? A: Uninstall League of Legends Client xD

[@onlineuser1990]

Zhonya hourglass Banshee veil If you cant dodge skillshots you are purely bad She cant never one shot a squishy with her q unless she is either fed or u are asleep or u are low. Not being able to dodge skillshots and complain just make you youself look bad. Play vision and you have all the blue trinket. Try out zoe yourself. You are going 1 9 2 and ask yourself why is this champ so shit. Typical bronze players

[@superhead1399]

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenywevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas Lol he just quoted the thing at that time in the video. He put a time stamp there. Stop being high and mighty as if ur Faker or some sorts, captain obvious.

[@davidhaars8928]

You deserve way more subs. Great video!

[@bluewhaleorca8541]

Spaghetti and Meatballs

[@457Deniz457]

*AWÄÄÄÄSOME!* :D

[@Zach-ho1cu]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@Ryzoslaw]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@Xkaappi]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@TomberryGG]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@vxytor]

I miss these days of learning Zoe, she had a lore accurate release cause she was meant to be broken and do shit on accident. But watching it back, the readability of her abilities were insane.

[@skulphire3679]

The intro holy fuck XD

[@bluewhaleorca8541]

Spaghetti and Meatballs

[@easyr5303]

Turning on captionss is a whole new world

[@ikahekathesnake4233]

Perfectly balanced As all things should be

[@mohamedamajoud7952]

I miss the old zoe. She is just so weak now in my opninion

[@dachanel2076]

Good

[@PacoReer]

True. If you want to play Zoe you might play malzahar instead, he has more cc, waveclear and his passive. On the other hand, if you want an AP champ who can oneshot, play LB, she has more damage and escape, and is easier to play than zoe.

[@corrupted.thief.]

She is still good in my opinion. I still main her.

[@grizzlyitta7766]

@@corrupted.thief. Zoe is bae Lmao

[@Messenger-vf1jk]

2:02 Toshino Kyokoooooooooooo!

[@deimantasstancinskis8207]

the best thing about zoe is that her dance goes well with every song

[@powlfy]

un gros gg à celui qui à fait les sous-titres en français t'es un génie

[@AbyssPriestess]

That 'YOU BELONG IN A MUSEUM' got me xD

[@dirte4268]

4 years later still fckin slaps

[@Crosby69]

Good ol days when zoe was balanced.

[@CovericanOtashku]

LMAO

[@domnitrolp]

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[@ArisuOkami]

The subtitles just are a topping of a cake, the video is already really funny XD

[@zondoney]

E = 2,5 seg Sleep Nice riot

[@qayxeblank9161]

its a mesmerise that can be remove if take any dmge, right? ... it just happen to always be from zoe Q, which cant clear wave jack shit

[@WhiteGlintIX]

Qayxe Blank you still take the true damage from any hit

[@qayxeblank9161]

Hindan oh that i didnt know.. ok thats totally cancer

[@pezzec]

2.2?

[@disturbedmario3913]

That dupstep ignite tho.

[@EmeraldzTV]

Classic.

[@santiagorafaelsotop.5293]

No se quien haya creado los subtitulos en español pero... son lo mejores que e visto xD Edit: Te adoro ViSage por los subtitulos.

[@mazkiey1364]

this is why we can't have child champions anymore

[@nicopuriii]

The tiny love live references made me lol

[@The23rdGamer]

Probably my favorite video from you, and maybe from League of Legends S8

[@zanerobbins7604]

Can you IMAGINE that riot decided that getting Teleport for FREE through rng was ok

[@zedla230799]

This thumbnail though

[@TomberryGG]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@The23rdGamer]

zedla7 True

[@Chillbot17]

Dubstep ignite and montage parody in one video? Damn son. Also Zoe's facial animation is so hilariously exaggerated it's cartoon level

[@mariobroszfan11]

Those quality love live memes lmao

[@mateobritez1702]

Lo mejor del video son los subtítulos :v

[@TheHunterMilfs]

Mateo Britez tu si sabes

[@icebendani]

Tu si sabes jajaja

[@josemiguelpuchero]

This is some Gorsky-Level Humor, I FUCKEN LOVE IT!!!!!

[@manuman5319]

What bother me the most with this champ is still her hudge RNG aspect.. This shouldn't be in a competitive game

[@robybartez7942]

manu Man what bothers me is that she is fucking broken.. literally a zoe 1/4 with morello only can 1 shot the adc with a combo. Pretty fucking balanced

[@MAJJASTAK]

roby bartez even veigar feels like a pussy compare to her XD

[@fireemblemaddict128]

League is a joke made by a joke company. Enjoy playing it and don’t think too much about it.

[@arjunmaynard1492]

like crit chance?

[@ZERO16911]

I mean critical chance is all rng. I dunno how many times I've had like 80 percent critical chance and not crit 3 times in a row and the enemy adc with 50 percent critical gets 3 crits Ina. Row and wins fight. -_- also Zoe is easy to body in lane. I've beat her on lux, Tristana in mid (cause Trist can jump back under tower and outta her q range b4 sleep starts.) And quin mid cause I swapped with our mid cause she was scared of zoe. Also male and Diana beat her in lane. Any assassin beats her if they get ahead. Hell a behind zed ult basically 1 shot her if he qs 1st. All adds 2 auto her late game. Her bubble was nerfed so she kinda just dies if she misses cause she has no escape. The rng your talking about I can see being an issue but that's just like a crit. I mean she can get near usless one from minion drops. And sometimes she gets good ones. But let's keep in mind every champion can have that with klepto except you can sell those with zoe you got 20 seconds to pick it up and then a. Short time to use it or its wasted.

[@slau3995]

aint nobody gonna talk about that YEET by Pantheon?

[@kevintran562653]

Man this guy is the legend of editing

[@johnvincentbolambao2327]

1:11 i like the yassuo's reaction edit hahaha

[@alejandrolasprilla9713]

Mis respetos al que hizo los subtitulos

[@eloquence_4143]

My music playlists look like I’m a huge sonic fan but really I just watch Dumbs

[@imnotayoutuber7781]

How to counter ZoE 1. *BAN HER*

[@voyagevoyage6015]

how to counter zoe : cancer vs cancer but cancer cant play vs cancer so if cancer is good he can play cancer vs cancer but there is another problem how to make cancer not to fed just play cancer vs cancer and cancer will win

[@princesshero9118]

wut?

[@minepose98]

cancer

[@lukaseklund6956]

Cancer always win

[@coachkami4600]

So at the end zoe still wins

[@sevenover42]

OP have u read that post where a man developed a cancer on his tumor leading to that cancer getting defeated? Might worth a shot

[@Jack231]

This video is the best spotlight that I ever seen.

[@joroivanov5400]

woah boi i watched it 3 times until i figured it out ... u used sum quotes of WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX :D

[@KampucheanDemon]

Joro Ivanov supah kicka

[@ericlin7775]

Joro Ivanov Lol I got the quotes the first time I watched it

[@alienhominidboy]

*TIGER MAFIA*

[@ereklo]

SUPA KICKER ZULUL

[@jd_alofa]

Tiger mafia what's happening

[@forsensmotd6795]

OMEGAZULOL

[@lukaswillumvarberg3776]

ZULOL Clap FeelsWeirdMan

[@Ifrekinlovecookies]

VI VON ZULUL

[@Melbo380]

GUEY GUEY GUEY GUEY

[@Dokusha_]

It's amazing, it's been 3 years and 2021 is the only one I have seen a zoe, because I started to main her and somehow nobody does

[@hgdge]

The intro is way too spicy. what is the original?

[@djm7323]

hgdge transformers 1 (movie)

[@greppim911]

Ahmed Nashif wasnt the second one?

[@djm7323]

I think its the first one.. or the one with all spark. Could be second one though. Memory too vague.. I just remember the black guy in this scene was trying to decipher some alien noise.

[@kunalgahlawat9899]

it's the 1st 1

[@mordekaisertheawesomereven7845]

Just transformers 1 When shit made sense

[@gabagoooooooooool]

1:08 This totally killed me LMAO

[@NoOne-eh7wo]

Feels like it was yesterday when i first saw this... It has been 3 years already, thats crazy bro.

[@MarcosPaulo-kv8hc]

2:14 YOUSOROUUUUU

[@TomberryGG]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@LemonPie1.]

YESSSS LOVELIVEEE REFERENCEEE AH

[@korir1account823]

Ehhhh yohane

[@qeenonong147]

LOVE LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS HERE

[@squidish6041]

I love this Champion. She's so much fun to play

[@golonkowiczpl]

sylas: steal ult viego: steal body zoe: steal iq

[@amongusztav655]

And summoner spells

[@EpicKilla98]

Yohane, S H O U K A N

[@RenataRengoku5941]

Te ni irete Himetaru koe wa berry no kaori Trap in one night, Akai berry amaku tsuyoku shitatatte

[@HerbatkaOriginalProductions]

3:27 🤔 When your team hates you

[@isalahayabusa1901]

*when you to idiot to use the clean

[@orcrist7847]

this guy has THE BEST LEAGUE COMPILATIONS

[@user-sl1cz4pc4p]

2:14 YOUSORO? Man.... Im such a weeb...

[@TomberryGG]

spaghetti and meatballs

[@nsb2001]

SAME

[@LemonPie1.]

YESS MORE LL WEEBS

[@maxxvii2037]

\Tofu Touhou/ same

[@iasonas6793]

Lmao same

[@yxor]

This is art

[@interdimensionalloba6976]

I left captions on and this is one of the best captions ever Turn that sht on

[@IAmElationHAHA]

Time to Jail the jailers You jailed yourself

[@emocatte]

Turn on subtitles :^)

[@hem9483]

:^)

[@emocatte]

subtitles made it all the better

[@hem9483]

thanks

[@CaptureFreakz]

Game still cancer after 7 years

[@rhennsacara]

Just watching this induces rage... lol this champion giving me and my friends flashbacks

[@przemekolchowy8745]

#permabanzoe

[@TheDedictvi]

#permapickzoe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@TheDedictvi]

speak london for me plz

[@Rhepli]

If they remove Zoe it's only logical to remove Yasuo aswell

[@aeslhectic8747]

Riley Mcdowell yasuo requires a shit ton more skill than zoe, to compare them is a stretch.

[@Rhepli]

Well while yasuo needs skill to play, zoe is squishy as fuck. I can't play either champs, and only the pros can play Zoe like this. gotta have skill for Zoe aswell