zombies, but the map is water

[@TokiTheUhh]

"grab the child and apply force" -Tim 2019

[@SuperFunkyskunky]

asparagoose2004 _ was that t lexify not liking these kid jokes

[@Sandman3]

@@SuperFunkyskunky apply force

[@nekofrisk1005]

The face makes this better

[@lindley345]

As soon as i saw this comment he said that lol.

[@supersuccfcy5863]

I lost my shit when I say this, fuckin ey

[@TheDoggyDoge]

Tim: Zetsubou and Tag are the only maps you can swim in. *Cries In Voyage*

[@dangervandam8350]

Should've been: Cries In Despair

[@JustKickrocks]

True

[@rgwashere8723]

Gorod can be classified as swimming but idk that'd be half-assing it

[@glypharte375]

And botd

[@ebranet3569]

does anyone remember shangrila?

[@Borderhopperlol]

I was about to get bored of KZbin but Tim saved the day

[@onegamingidiot4128]

Yes sir yes sir

[@starhunter_yt6535]

same i was gonna sleep

[@high2329]

Facts

[@sadplatinum9742]

Same

[@cloroxwipes6655]

I just found his channel an I feel the same

[@nightjay]

"zombies, but the map is water" tim hansen: spends more than half the video camping in a room rich in oxygen.

[@jamestaylor3623]

"The sauce was over the cheese" this man has never had Chicago Style Deep dish Pizza

[@scrubthedub69]

James Taylor babish?

[@royclash]

Chicago style is amazing. I don't prefer one or the other, so don't come and kill me pls

[@hankvoight3326]

Giordano’s is the shit!!

[@antloyt]

I read this as the video said it

[@JuanGarcia-fv9ph]

I heard him say that and I was like huh? Thats how all good ass pizza is made

[@zacharydezeeuw7779]

how about you play a zombies game with no magic, a custom map where everything costs less, but there is no nukes, no max amos, no instakills, and no death machines.

[@nekobrokenangel8599]

please like this comment so they do this amazing idea

[@rgwashere8723]

Interesting idea

[@ww-zb7qn]

I want to get credit for this so please your comment so i can say it

[@deadlyravefgc]

Why not just play any bo2 map with magic disabled?

[@deadlybird1229]

hmmmmmm now thats a nice idea

[@chowder3239]

20:17 my swim teacher when I slowed down by 1%

[@mikehilefire]

That true

[@jermaineharmon3077]

🤣

[@Utb1875]

So true

[@JavanWWalker]

Tim:Scariest courage the cowardly dog episode was where Huston turn in a chicken. Me yelling to the top of my lungs: RETURN THE SLAB RETURN THE SLAB

[@ZombieaidZ]

The exorcist episode. Hello. Does everyone just repress that episode. Return the slab had that banger of a song, I was too busy dancing to be spookied

[@theworstmaid]

What about that episode with that fucking purple baby or whatever with the tubes and tentacles and shit

[@covexvortex]

"What was the first thing you noticed when you went to the UK that was different from over here in, yknow, the free world?" I actually choked on my tomato juice

[@becca_the_weeb]

Im sorry tomato juice?

[@covexvortex]

@@becca_the_weeb you read that correctly

[@becca_the_weeb]

Ok...

[@thestanman1486]

I would choke on tomato juice too. Shits disgusting.

[@covexvortex]

@@thestanman1486 debatable

[@itsjustmoji]

not gonna lie hearing stories and playing zombies is very relaxing

[@orbb7001]

Very relaxing

[@slayer5434]

When a grain of sand gets into the clam, it excretes extra nacre to coat the grain so it doesn’t damage the clam. And over time, it turns into a pearl

[@damoose7672]

You mean oyster

[@boujibebe2679]

@@damoose7672 it can be both

[@trayveezyy]

2:58 *"MICHAEL PHELPS"* 3:30 *"Grab a child and apply force"*

[@lips.4354]

A pearl is a clams condensed saliva.

[@joridvisser6725]

And sometimes a smal fish even

[@theworstmaid]

Then we wear pearls

[@damoose7672]

Oyster not clam

[@blooperdooper3507]

The more you know

[@alejandroreyes-jq1qh]

fuck you im sad

[@J3stN0Lif]

Its 2019 we need more quality content like this

[@georgetitsworth8919]

It's 2021

[@nonename1931]

2021 bruh where you at, i need to go there ;-;

[@J3stN0Lif]

@@georgetitsworth8919 this comment was made in 2019

[@georgetitsworth8919]

@@J3stN0Lif oh interesting. This comment was made in 2021 👌

[@J3stN0Lif]

@@georgetitsworth8919 nice but i guess your in another universe cuz after 2019 i went to 2008

[@everburnerfish]

When you go to taco bell and the drive thru guy is stoned

[@bluberry2206]

lol

[@VanguardEndeavor]

3:51 “I was trying, but they were running to fast.” Oh ok 20:50 Knew where that was going

[@camas2271]

Literally accidentally dropped my phone in water then watched this on my water phone with fucked audio, nice

[@sovietonion2031]

Wow what a coincidence

[@LegendaryOutcome]

The Irony is strong

[@nukeemwins4174]

You must have an Android

[@sovietonion2031]

@@nukeemwins4174 probably n iphone

[@camas2271]

@@nukeemwins4174 yeah it's a hard knock life buddy

[@MysticalRam]

A better Title would if been, "The Moistest Map Ever"

[@jameston2676]

*Blue Eyes Yes*

[@Borderhopperlol]

Yep

[@juancorrea8791]

Yep

[@forsakenracc]

Sup blue. It’s me doom from discord lol

[@linex7566]

Yep

[@breakcore981]

Nobody “Grab the child and apply force”

[@sertafied8687]

love the stories told during this lmao, thanks tim

[@anthonyhernandez7799]

13:06 speaking scary courage the cowardly dog episodes, does anyone remember the "you're not perfect" scene. That scene freaked me out as a kid big time

[@peteboss2424]

3:03 If a single sand-corn comes inside a clam the clam will coat the sand with a layer of stuff and it will do that so many times it turns into a pearl. The bigger the pearl the older the clam

[@Nmbr1Stunna8613]

10:02 Tim and Rabb1t finally went to Japan 👍

[@mordeymay3739]

Tim:*Plays WITH Bald man* Everyone else: AMAZING JOB!!

[@Lumixxy]

Thanks for providing entertainment while I'm recovering from a broken leg

[@bigchonk1942]

Leg better yet

[@Lumixxy]

@@bigchonk1942 yes, been good for like 3-4 months and no long term damage

[@vulturee7338]

All 3 of u guys together playing a custom map is my favorite content on KZbin.

[@thenerddesk111]

“ I was the nicest one and they won’t even remember “ rip primis dr Edward Richthofen from origins 2013-2018

[@xSlav]

2018*

[@anonymystical4413]

xSlav *2009

[@Bruhhhhh56]

Which game was this from

[@jameston2676]

USMC Bo4

[@thenerddesk111]

Thank you for responding

[@iamsalty2808]

Love playing bo3 zombies as I listen to you guys it feels like I'm there with you

[@jaycreatesthings]

Imagine if rabb1t and tim made a family channel.

[@J3stN0Lif]

Aint gonna happen tho at least i dont think so

[@xupcz]

I would stalk them

[@jaycreatesthings]

@@xupcz of course you would

[@KirigayaMarc]

Don’t ever mention that gay KZbin policy again

[@cheesedagoat635]

@@KirigayaMarc try using grammer in your next message

[@KAd3N777]

Reverse engineering was intentional Thats why every plot goes.. Introduction Rising action Climax Falling action Resolution Reverse that story and you can do the same thing

[@noahk05]

When lex talked about the Z-house era *flashbacks intensifies*

[@alchemicalnurturer]

Love your existential talks and cartoon corruption👌🏽 an intellectual KING

[@iguana6865]

"we should all go to japan one day" 2020: a h a h a h a G O O D M O R N I N G

[@Londonsgoods]

A natural pearl (often called an Oriental pearl) forms when an irritant works its way into a particular species of oyster, mussel, or clam. As a defense mechanism, the mollusk secretes a fluid to coat the irritant. Layer upon layer of this coating is deposited on the irritant until a lustrous pearl is formed.

[@reachyboi3953]

When sand gets into a clam, the clam begins to harden and smooth it making a glass ball, otherwise known as a pearl. That is the most simplified way to explain it

[@Cat-uw5id]

This whole video feels like a discord call with BO zombies in the background

[@crazedmaniac1155]

I feel like you’re passive aggressively adding new people

[@treylu1541]

the way pearls are made is by a small organism or particle enters the clam, this triggers the clams defense mechanism which cause the clam to engulf the particle in Mother of Pearl (the stuff the shell is made of) the claim keeps engulfing the particle until it is completely covered, preventing the spread of disease and infection.

[@R3MNVNT]

Mans just called Chicago deep dish pizza "lasagna pizza" I'm deeeeeeead

[@michaeledmunds7266]

Was he about to say "You could've been a movie extra's grandson."? Because I'm glad he's setting high bars for himself.

[@andrewcastellanos7277]

In reality pearls are made when a foreign object enters the clam. They then put a ton of sealant on the foreign object so it doesn't irritate them.

[@emmafromh2o885]

scariest movie imo: CORALINE i stg the claymation haunts my nightmares

[@aquat715]

The button eyes scared me lots as a kid

[@wydyungen]

It would've been perfect if he said "Sup moist bois it's ya boi Tim he"

[@dariuslewis5761]

I swear I could listen to these guys talk all day, ong

[@mhm5020]

Quora Answer on "How Clams Make Pearls": "When an irritant, like a grain of sand, gets into the shell between the body of the clam and the shell, the clam will secrete extra nacre to coat the grain, so it won't damage the clam's body. That becomes a pearl, after a fair length of time. It used to only happen to some clams. Now, they farm pearls."

[@thegimgoomgod2768]

Actually it has to be in the urethra of the clam

[@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588]

Thegimgoomgod imagine getting sand in your urethra

[@Bubsierow]

Rabbit: Do I look that stupid Also rabbit 10 seconds later: do you think any of us look that smart

[@xxjorgexx5467]

Love you tim your my favorite youtuber i have been watching your vids since the would you rather series

[@robo9031]

Clams create pearls by applying this material around something irritating them, like a grain of sand. For this reason, natural pearls are higher in value than artificially created ones.

[@viskfambeast7421]

I am confused as to why you do not have der eisendrache downloaded

[@SkyzzV_]

I am still confused why English speaking people are able to write german 😱

[@viskfambeast7421]

The Toast very cool 😎

[@popthiccle1158]

he has it on console because he is a console player, he just plays on pc for custom zombies.

[@tommythehospitalfish5572]

The Toast Maybe And just maybe Hear me out People can speak more than une language

[@SkyzzV_]

Tommy The hospital fish do you know what a joke is?🤨

[@bradthomas7933]

Dog rounds with stringrays or sharks would be sick on this map

[@h0p3gaming87]

When the boys talk deep shit

[@redrazorx-23]

12:44 OMG YES! That episode legit gave me nightmares as a 5-6 year old kid. Everything from the way he walks,to his creepy voice,and his black soulless eyes freaked me the hell out.

[@jacobowen8978]

Z House 2020: MrTLexify Tim Hansen KrazyRabb1t Turbo MrRoflWaffles (if he comes back from the mountains) JCbackfire/GregFPS Please make it happen I would give my first born son

[@larryromero1082]

The smith plays

[@aidanboring6667]

@@larryromero1082 nah he plays fortnite

[@spaceboi9586]

8:29 when your mom makes cookies for you

[@mieshawn3718]

"Why is there a biohazard symbol? Is it poisonous?" hmm idk man maybe it's corrosive

[@dommann2278]

Bro lex sounds cracked out of his mind

[@elsiegoodro8254]

Tim: Ben 10 is the most underrated cartoon Pinkyandthebrain: am I a joke to u

[@jamesalexander8745]

Tim Hansen your video made my day a whole lot better love your videos keep up the great work

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

Boomer Humor: I hate my wife. Millennial Humor: I hate my life. Gen X Humor: 🅱️ater 🅱️ombies.

[@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588]

BSJ IN YO HOUSE I believe Generation X precedes millennials.

[@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588]

BSJ IN YO HOUSE Just for clarification Gen Z is widely accepted to be the newest named generation with a well known name. It comprises people born in the early to mid 2000s.

[@Myredyoshi-hw2wr]

This is my favourite tim Hansen video that’s out as of writing

[@Somerandomdude____]

Zetsubou and tag: you can swim underwater in our maps Voyage of despair: *am I a joke to you*

[@ppdudeepic]

Yes

[@azqr4008]

I swear this kinda made me vibe

[@michalmc6973]

1 view 93 likes Me:... FBI agent:... Brother:.. Tim:... KZbin: We have the best system to date

[@levigrafton6854]

"refresh"

[@FollowTheOwl]

Um guys when tim was talkin bout the shower and stuff my tap turned on by itself I live on my own

[@mikehuntrapz9902]

2037:zombies but the floor is slippery hit 1 million likes Crazyrabbit: 👀

[@kruxhook2925]

3:01 . bit late, dont care. Sand gets in its shell and the pressure turns it into a pearl, like how coal turns into a diamond.

[@drewfoster2764]

I think he’s talking about Chicago style pizza 😂

[@blackout7692]

Yo loooooo I’m going there

[@Headhunter9947]

here for he clam problem. Natural Pearls form when an irritant - usually a parasite and not the proverbial grain of sand - works its way into an oyster, mussel, or clam. As a defense mechanism, a fluid is used to coat the irritant. Layer upon layer of this coating, called 'nacre', is deposited until a lustrous pearl is formed.

[@ZingyBoBingy]

The New York guy is so annoying glad to see he isn’t in this vid

[@charlese4187]

Zetrik turbo or johnny ?

[@ZingyBoBingy]

Charles E the gay and cringe one Pretty sure it’s turbo

[@gamerfreakxxx8170]

Zetrik idk why u don’t like him man. You know Tim, rabbit and lex are like the bacon lettuce and tomato but turbo is that toast holding the shit together and making sure it turns out good u feel me man? XD

[@gamerfreakxxx8170]

Turbo on god lmao😭😭😭

[@kewineditz]

Who else herd “Hello guys it’s your boy Tim here with anorexic”

[@nansaka]

he didnt say that?

[@ChromaBlade]

Every time Tim yells or screams: 8:29, 9:27, 11:49, 14:31, 17:19, 18:01, 20:17

[@ridgedog2317]

*Says something clever to get likes*

[@q_uern]

"I had a friend shit in a subway cup one time, and we were on a bridge. So he just throws it off and tries to hit a car"- Rabb1t Funniest thing I ever heard

[@eduardoperez2620]

first

[@gunman1466]

Eduardo Perez you are actually first bro

[@snopdogg2x]

Wow

[@eduardoperez2620]

@@gunman1466 sadly no i just realized i was like a couple seconds late

[@snopdogg2x]

Who cares

[@eduardoperez2620]

@@snopdogg2x well i just was saying just because no need to lose your chill over this leave me be

[@gregory_woomer735]

Gotta love watching KZbinrs slaughter the zombies while listening to Spirited Away music that has added beat to it makes me wanna watch that movie

[@toucanvr4006]

Dude i saw the thumbnail before the title and i thought u guys were dolphin diving😂

[@richardwaynewatsoniii4268]

Stephen King: casualing explaning the backstory of IT. Literaly everyone: Cocaines Hellva Drug.

[@brodymock5758]

Talking about Curage the Cowardly Dog, the episode that freaked me out the most was the Return The Slab one where the plague of Locusts.

[@_syedmahdi_]

Lex has some exaggerated voice that just make his jokes funnier🤣

[@julissa6715]

This video is basically a podcast and a gameplay all rolled into one.

[@Аку-ю7ф]

"the thing with teleportation is the earth is moving so if you try to teleport to the other side of the street you're just gonna end up in space" holy fuck that threw me off, bruhhhh he spitting facts

[@naka8899]

“WTF!?! IM JUAT TRYIN RO GET MA FOOD... *AND IT WAS BOMB* -Krazy rabbit 2019

[@spiralmountain5]

Tim, that Courage episode you mentioned with the Chicken, that legit was creepy for me when I was younger. I had totally forgotten about it until this point.

[@souldominator128]

An irritant such as a parasite gets stuck in a clam and it gets coated with a liquid that gardens later by layer getting larger and larger over time this coating is called 'nacre'. Pearls get their value because of how rare they are and the more the more large, rounded, and "perfect" they are the more expensive. I did not expect to get this technical about this topic but Jesus... I'm obsessed with nature. And explaining things to people.

[@jacobroe4098]

"Natural pearls form when an irritant - usually a parasite and not the proverbial grain of sand - works its way into an oyster, mussel, or clam. As a defense mechanism, a fluid is used to coat the irritant. Layer upon layer of this coating, called 'nacre', is deposited until a lustrous pearl is formed." - Google

[@ghostyyt1989]

transended past human intellect Also rabbit:DiD U SeE aNy lAdY MeN

[@magisteram5238]

I watched that episode of Courage as a child too Tim it exists and I was terrified lmao

[@laidiesman2179]

"Grab the child and apply force" -Tim Hansen 2019

[@christopheranderson4328]

@3:01, if I remember correctly, when they open their mouth to let water and food swim into them, if sand is kicked up into their mouth as well, they puke it up using their mucus and refine the pearl from the combination. That's off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure that's what it is

[@meow7513]

Water --> cold war water ---> new map ---> Tim is from the future

[@nicholasf9067]

8:20 Holy crap that’s literally me 💀 I work at Chick-fil-A, am white, and am a Christian.

[@bryceg18]

I really enjoyed this video. It’s quality time with the boys just talk about life and shit. It’s great

[@Sesm1c]

The clams make pearls when a piece of sand gets in their mouth and they put something that surrounds it and layers it until its smooth and not irritating for them.

[@albertvaldovinos8898]

Myth I searched so many pages national geo animal planet and more

[@Sesm1c]

www.quora.com/How-do-clams-make-pearls

[@Sesm1c]

you sure my guy

[@cburgundy25]

“The cheese is typically on top, right? But it was underneath!”. Tim describing a Chicago deep dish, but he doesn’t know what a Chicago deep dish is.

[@bababa1]

I live 10 minutes away from Mexico, in a Chinese restaurant the song from the speakers is Chinese, but in the kitchen there’s Mexican music playing and the waiters there talk Spanish lol

[@ccolorsplit]

Pearls are made by a grain of sand or other foreign material getting in the clam’s mouth-thingy. They release a... secretion onto the grain of sand and that combined with pressure makes a pearl

[@aravindudayakumar7074]

Clams make pearls once an irritant particle, like sand or pebbles, enter the organism inside. Then, to relieve the pain, the clam releases a substance in layers over years that ends up hardening into a pearl.

[@discordadmin.9978]

when you play zombies with the bois and then you start to question your very existence as a human

[@abbieyandow5168]

When they were talking about the scariest scooby doo episode, in my opinion the one with the puppets and the guy with that creepy af laugh is the scariest episode

[@BaioWithMayo]

Lex was high as BALLS in this one oh man what a hero