FOLIAGE MANAGEMENT (Lancer meme)

[@VexWerewolf]

I rate this reading of my meme 10 foliage eliminations out of 10

[@Dinictus]

Honestly the best, and arguably only way to joke about war crimes.

[@mizublackriver7021]

First of all. BIG fan

[@mistuh69420]

0 Hercynia Tragedies/0 because it never happened

[@leadheart8504]

Harrison Armory is what happens when you give the phrase "Geneva Recommendation" a manufacturing company

[@Gyrant]

And then give that manufacturing company a fascist government... and then give that fascist government a manufacturing company.

[@clanjebb2017]

honestly based

[@witwunsz4740]

as a harrison armory veteran can confirm :)

[@HeckPoliceman]

HA is super cool

[@Phreezeybreeze]

More like Geneva Checklist.

[@joshuasmyth3115]

I'd like to think that Ghengis is like one of those gun products where its sold with basically none of its harmful elements active, but has a "accidental" obvious switch that "accidentally" increases fuel flow to the flamethrowers, prepares the HAVOK charges and in a big whoopsie gives the pilot access to Furiosa. Because who would ever press that big red safety button of ultimate safety?

[@Lorgar64]

The British Empire never sold warships to the American Confederacy. Never. But a great many cargo ships were sold. Unfortunately once out of British waters the confederates proceeded to arm these cargo ships with cannons. Unfortunately these cargo ships were fast and well armoured, so they were able to function as effective warships for the time. Most unfortunate.

[@PikachuLittle]

How is it that Horus has mechs that are barely contained eldritch abominations that cannot exist within any sane universe, and Harrison Armory can consistently create mechs that are vastly more horrifying? Horus has a mech created from the Bootstrap Paradox that treats linear time like a rude suggestion, and somehow that’s still vastly less disturbing than a mech that is 75% shotgun whose purpose is “aggressive asset recovery”

[@Zedrinbot]

well to be fair the 75% shotgun is an IPS-N mech, not HA. HA's mechs are more horrifying for their history and use, but in a vacuum the mechs themselves aren't all that controversial or horrifying. Same kinda goes for SSC for the most part.

[@PikachuLittle]

@@Zedrinbot I mean the phrase “Thermobaric Flamethrower” alone is enough to raise concerns

[@Zedrinbot]

@@PikachuLittle not really any more than say, an unraveler, chain axe, annihilation nexus, or daisy cutter tho.

[@csmrookie9600]

Is it weird to name your ‘tools’ with badass names?

[@siegfried1422]

Horus Mechs are Scary because of what the mechs are Harrison Mechs are scary because of the history of the Mechs. Even the big friendly Saladin

[@futurist4034]

The more eyes we get on Lancer, the better. That system is exceptional in both story and gameplay. Plus, let's face it, who WOULDN'T want to play a TTRPG where you get your own personal fully-modular giant fighting robot whose potential variations approach eldritch proportions? Oh yeah I just remembered that they don't just approach eldritch they Literally Are Eldritch

[@PikachuLittle]

And somehow the eldritch mechs are significantly less horrifying than the ones that are just little guys with big guns

[@devindeocharan8323]

​​@@PikachuLittle Indeed, do not underestimate the power of the engineering mech

[@DragonKnightJin]

@@PikachuLittleIPS-N Caliban. *Literally* Doom Slayer. With its own legally-distinct Super Shotgun, to boot. Say what you want about HORUS mechs, IPS-N and HA are no civilians. SSC seems fairly tame compared to the other 3 big manufacturers.

[@snuckytoes8427]

@@DragonKnightJinAll of the manufacturers are messed up. Have you read the compendium entry on the Emperor? SSC literally tortured a hive mind so they could make a mech better.

[@Azakamak2401]

You know, these Genghis MkII mechs are quite similar to the ones they have at the nearby warzone.

[@dmfyre]

ORIGINAL FRAME DO NOT STEAL

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

Oh no, good old Harrison Armory blueprints!

[@Levyafan]

"Harrison, Hercynia's on fire!"

[@wezzelinator]

That "Is VeRy StAbLe" Gold

[@Gyro-nb6tp]

Very stable if you recycle it diligently, like, once every 6 hours

[@wildranger5833]

We need more of them done in this style. I love Vexes Lancer memes

[@midnightonyx7168]

Lancer memes lets gooooooo! One of the best mech ttrpg's out there.

[@phonetheory7056]

The fantasy equivelent is armor astir.

[@TheBlacknull1]

The hot wind is blowing.

[@NSluiter]

I know what I've been told.

[@mobgabriel1767]

jagged lines across the sand

[@omegamon0239]

i may still be learning but LANCER MY CHILD

[@erroldrommond9149]

[static sound] Drink Deep and Descend [distorting robot voice] Lancer

[@AdamM12590]

THE MACHINE PROVIDES.

[@robrib2682]

Let's be honest, the utopian pillars only apply in the core systems

[@direbearcoat7551]

Every gardening business should have one! Forest management has never been so easy!

[@dovahkiin_brasil]

Vex posting has hit KZbin, what a glorius day. Thanks zedrin

[@themastermeep2662]

I find it amusing I first found your channel through your Pathfinder 2 video when I was considering playing Pathfinder, ended up not playing it, was invited to play lancer instead, only to rediscover your channel through a lancer video you made.

[@andrewowens4421]

Well, the Titans in Titanfall were originally farming tools for other planets so this badboy is just following in a certified tradition of mechs originally being used for mundane things. And I'm all for it.

[@phonetheory7056]

Oh no, the Genghis Mk 1 Worldkiller was just that, a world killer. The mk 2 is trying to walk back on that war criminal expectation.

[@onionero]

Yeah... totally... mundane things... no relation to the [THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED FROM USING ALL DEVICES CONNECTING TO THE OMNINET BY ORDER OF UNION]

[@TheEldestSoulDrinker]

Like scorch, but box

[@DashingSteel]

"Turn your mining rig into a Mech Frame using this one simple trick!..All you have to do is..." [POST REMOVED AT THE REQUEST OF KARRAKiN TRADE BARONIES]

[@darienb1127]

Okay, so apparently this is meme for a Mech TRPG. I'm interested. How complicated/crunchy is it?

[@Zedrinbot]

fairly crunchy but bounded, so the numbers don't get too stupid. Interesting level progression (no economy, just license levels that let you "build" your unit from a collection of parts, via mixing and matching talents, systems, weapons, and frames), wonderful action economy (2 actions and a movement by default. Your standard actions cannot be duplicates unless otherwise stated. Free actions aren't subject to these limits, and overcharge lets you do any standard action as a free action instead, once per round, at the cost of heat. Other situations can give you a bunch of free actions, but tracking them and bonuses can be a bit of a mess). Uses only a d20 and d6s. It's fairly light on RP though. It's fantastic when it comes to tactics.

[@franciscorui]

its all crunch. Easy crunch if you got a good GM to remember rules. but major crunch none the less

[@luska5522]

That depends. Its kinda like DnD, so its not a lot of crunch. If you have experienced Shadowrun, Cyberpunk 2020 or other REALLY CRUNCHY GAMES, its a walk in the park

[@darienb1127]

@@luska5522 That doesn't really help. And honestly, that makes you look pretty condensending my dude.

[@wayfaringstranger5957]

@@darienb1127 My guy, he just said it ain't as bad as some games can get with crunch. Don't need to read into it lol.

[@arkdragon222]

were finally getting lancer memes.

[@squeethemog213]

I really need to try out Lancer. I'll add it to the cue :D

[@danielbickford3458]

I mean, a flowing thrower can be a legitimate tool for landscaping. That being said, apparently there's only two states in the union that banned the use and ownership of flamethrowers: California for obvious reasons and for some reason Maryland.

[@Rednetthall2]

Look up The Great Baltimore Fire of 1904 for your answer

[@danielbickford3458]

@@Rednetthall2 anyting titled The Great Fire of anywhere would be a valid explanation

[@Marisa_arts]

You see, I raise you an Urbimech against that armor of yours. *Laughs in AC20*

[@rowanmcclantoc5418]

Give me a minute I need to charge up my Barbie's Apocalypse Rail.

[@TustlePlays]

Out of an urban center on open fields armed quite possibly with 'merely' the equivalent of a BattleMech Flamer? *Chuckles in a Catapult's dual 15-rack Long Range Missile launchers and chortles in an Archer's dual 20-rack Long Range Missile launchers* ...call me intrigued at this...'Lancer' thing though

[@Zedrinbot]

are you nerds done with your e-peen measuring contests yet

[@ColonelEviscerator]

@@Zedrinbot It's never done until they start talking about orbital bombardment and who's spatial phallus palace has more gigatons.

[@TustlePlays]

@@ColonelEviscerator It's all fun, Urbie jokes, chest-size jokes involving missile racks, and games until the space warships bring multi-multi gigatons of nuclear ordinance to glass a world, her people, and all her resources, then have the absolute audacity to call it a victory.

[@curiouswind9196]

Harrison Armory: War Crimes Guaranteed

[@chazaqiel2319]

If this man did the same format of video with the legendary Pegasus meme, I would lose my shit

[@gc6096]

A blessing from the omnissiah

[@amalgam1210]

Cool gardening equipment

[@mgutierrez6762]

The best part of this I discovered lancer 4 weeks ago and I discovered your channel nearly 6 years ago now

[@svenabel2987]

I may or may not have gotten a óne week ban on the Lancer subreddit for posting a meme containing...suggestive...details about the Ghengis

[@acleverroos]

Will always upvote lancer content, bless you

[@excellentmanoftaste2626]

Genghis my beloved❤❤❤

[@morepenguins6247]

I love using it to keep cool while gardening.

[@missmoonie7447]

holy shit, you upload this as i am waiting in call to start a lancer game im a player in. hell yeah!!!

[@mobgabriel1767]

this is 100% canon and made by a horus menber in universe

[@Attaxalotl]

10/10, My garden is completely clear of weeds, insects, flowers, and bystanders.

[@catnivalmew9609]

Yoooooo!! Lancer!!! One of, if not, the best mech ttrpgs!!

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

_laughs in Thermobaric Arrow IV_

[@jcmchandsomeface2292]

In the words of the firebat “Need a light?” 😏

[@greener7580]

incomprehensible, I understood nothing. 10/10

[@michaellaro7443]

An anthrochauvinist's best friend!

[@profukelele2073]

MORE LANCER MEMES IMMEDIATELY

[@glenngriffon8032]

Nice HHGttG reference "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with"

[@ThePhantom9495]

Gee, I sure love buying from Harrison Armory, a company with no controversial practices and no connections a previous Union Committee or any actions committed by them!

[@dnddude9652]

So, Lancer’s light on RP, but has amazing combat systems with tons of variance …what would happen if you ran D&D or some kind of Forged in the Dark thing while *not* dealing with Mech combat? Those are heavier on RP with some stronger Pilot-based features to make them more unique - only problems would be Pilot vs Mech combats, which would likely need some kind of system translation, and keeping track of and levelling two characters at once

[@Skymoc4]

Me when Zedrin uploads: 😀 Me when Zedrin uploads a video about a thing that I don't have the slightest idea on what's it about: 🗿

[@MarvelMPH]

Mech TTRPG with funky lore basically

[@arcticwiz2249]

God I see your videos and I can only think of your Curly Brace series, good stuff.

[@Zedrinbot]

you should see some of my gif animations too

[@loonardtheloonard]

Grandpa, what were you doing during SecCom? Following orders.

[@icarusfalls8723]

Want to play lancer sometime :D ... Pretty sure Sherman's my favourite mech, riding the red line seems far too fun

[@kapmando]

I didn’t know you were a Lancer fan, you old so and so!

[@cognitiveAfflatus]

man idk wtf lancer is really, but i love robots; this was great

[@chromosoa23]

i am utterly confused rn but i love this

[@mynameisd2849]

Ok, so to explain , there was this race of concious aliens called the egregorians and just so happened that we humanity were a lot more advanced than they were, so because we wanted to have the planet for ourselves we decided to TBK (Total biome kill) their entire planet, killing all of the egregorians, so far no other sentient alien species have been found (If you dont count math cthulhu)

[@michaellaro7443]

Homestuck and Kill 6 Billion Demons had an ugly baby, an ugly MECH baby. Welcome to Lancer!

[@artisan2906]

YESSSS

[@PaRaDOX-de8bk]

“🎶I~~ don’t want to set the wo~r~ld o~n fi~r~e~!🎶”

[@G0thCrayon]

Military Industrial Complex Memes = Best Memes

[@oligb1469]

Please for the love of God do Caliban that sh*tpost sends me rolling that frame is just such a meme

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

I just looked that one up and I appreciate how its tone is literally “I am not a good person, now *perish.”*

[@DragonKnightJin]

@@OneBiasedOpinionCaliban is just DOOM's "push-forward combat" *personified* in a simple Size 1/2 mechsuit.

[@jamesmortimer4016]

Out of my way cowards. I am walking through this wall in my MK1

[@sponger59381]

Huh of all the places to see Lancer memes this was not one of my first guesses

[@lvl91soldier55]

I guess the Geneva conventions didn't survive through the apocalypse, everyone just forgor. Nobody's fault really

[@MichaelWeber5237]

AWWWW HELL YEAH! We doin Lancer memes now???

[@merethvalera839]

LANCER MEMES LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

[@yellowbelt]

Well done

[@Yacovo]

Thanks for he video.

[@AlexanderFrost]

I really need to play this game. XD

[@ThadDePadua9928]

Sounds about right. ;3;

[@tarnc01]

Lancer content nice

[@einkar4219]

that's Gengis mk2, mk2 is one more civilised less warcimely one.... mk1... I just say that it was named "Worldkiller"

[@thesteellegionnaire4570]

Remember kids, the only thing the Second Committee did right was wiping out those dirty aliens when they had the chance.

[@spuddy7]

still need to play lancer

[@rita6355]

Real talk what happened to the egegorians is really sad and upsetting

[@chancetime6420]

Art made me think of my second extended Palladium(custom with elements of H.O.L. character creation [Human Occupied Landfill]) campaign.

[@Timberdoodle720]

Based lancer

[@TheLoneWolfITA]

Maaaaan..... Dude made a lancer video an I wasn't even aware..... Shame....

[@AngelusNielson]

eh ehe heheheh.. fire.. fire... fire...

[@Halo56782]

So how does it stack up to the Vinson Dynamics "Scorch" Foliage Management System?

[@jcarter6213]

What they should have used in Avatar

[@lordilluminati5836]

don't post this on pilot net or you might get banned, haha

[@ShinziiArt]

Ye

[@titanic_monarch796]

Is that a hitchikers joke?

[@唐守恩]

what the a

[@thesmilyguyguy9799]

:)

[@UtubeH8tr]

Thats some *dense* armor.