ZTV News Episode 2 (June 2012)

[@EpicAMV911]

stamper is immortal. The fact that this was unscripted makes him a god.

[@watzup9294]

+Blake Collins nobody voices hatty he voices the narrator/announcer

[@skyfysh5460]

I can never Play battleblock Theatre again.

[@EpicAMV911]

FrameRAGE STFU kid Stamper made BBT.

[@dicktrolington416]

I think you misspelled immoral.

[@Knapperoni]

+EpicAMV911 He made it into a great game or created it? Because he did make the game wonderful, but he didn't develop it.

[@Jonadiah13]

Stamper makes every video he's in about 10 times better.

[@gamingwildlife]

God dammit Stamper... I'm laughing so damn hard.

[@behema9815]

well. i am amazed at the variety of people that know of zone. obviously TGW is only using zone for scientific purposes. that, or they skipped over this in their if TGW was hones videos

[@cyclonespeedpaints8940]

Gaming Wildlife im in 2017

[@Waffle_Spaghetti]

BANG Baaaaaahhbeeeeeaaaayyyyy!

[@eutrophiabarton7456]

"all five inches"

[@itsxavier395]

Your profile picture is looking at your comment kinda oddly

[@dylanmays1387]

i know what my dick isnt crawling into..

[@roxaskeyblademaster2933]

Jokes on him I'm 8inches

[@AlexoStripes]

Pathetic

[@theeternaldesire1103]

@@itsxavier395 LMAO

[@KingGhidorah5464]

I love how much Stamper has accepted his internet persona.

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

Hi i'm new here. Why all the green tentacle ?

[@creeples1]

Xenon VH2 That’s What Zone-tan is.

[@oneoddbat2162]

@@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates that is lemmy he is Zone-Tan's trusted assistant as well as (possibly) her "lovesquid"

[@parkurishard6666]

My fat booty fishes is sexy

[@fuzzlewuzzle9388]

Is he from the behemoth game team? .

[@user-jj4vo1yg6s]

I died at the way Stamper said "baby" at 3:53

[@kristinsanyang76]

ikr! baaaaaaabaaaaaaaayyyyyy

[@mobius2830]

lightning mcqueer that's how filaay was born.

[@gr3yhem]

Baaaaaaaaaybaaaaaaaaay

[@myeurovisiontv4703]

3:52

[@kamakazi5103]

stamper needs his own show

[@escapistsmusicstuff]

ye's

[@kamakazi5103]

***** He did voice work in battle block theater unless your saying he worked on a new game if so I dont know.

[@kamakazi5103]

***** gotcha

[@mattslife7281]

not in a life time

[@wishesvalentine3644]

you should play battleblock theatre

[@milk-dq7fu]

I need the script. I need the whole thing

[@Brettimaeus]

Genwunist If you're talking about Stamper's bit, there wasn't one. He legitimately improvised the whole thing.

[@milk-dq7fu]

Brettimaeus Well yeah i was guessing that but i want the transcript. I want all the words down in a script. Because it was so beautiful

[@SUPER-RIFT]

Stamper is best narrator.

[@EpicAMV911]

+Genwunist Really? Do you think zone was annoyed?

[@jmeister7482]

Genwunist 2:00 I hate to see the Uncensored version of that argument. Jesus....it must have been too extreme to be out on the air

[@crabman96]

Stamper is the greatest.

[@SkylerCyrus]

0_0

[@anacarolinamendezmartinez2834]

hghfk

[@artiramchand799]

Want tk stayfree

[@juliespicy]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen online. The mixture of zone-tan's hilarious character and Stamper's comedic ramblings make an amazing animation.

[@swepicstyle64]

stamper should have his own radio show where he would talk about his daily life like he was describing in here. I could listen to all day. XD

[@xaldin1988]

i would so listen to that all day long for lols

[@swepicstyle64]

Holy shit, year after I commented this a year later Sleepycabin came out. I totally forgot about this comment. XD

[@JCjayne]

@@swepicstyle64 4 years later bro

[@Knapperoni]

The fact that Zone-Tan is reading a comic book with Beast Boy on it that says "Not Rape"...

[@ndelapaz9755]

I thought it said "Hot Rape"

[@kristinsanyang76]

+N dela Paz it does

[@ultraalbi01]

Chris Knapp i think it was hot rape

[@joshuahenry8669]

Chris Knapp I thought it said "HOT RAPE"

[@Shrillwhip]

He finally got that cup of pee.

[@FEARMELIVE]

that was a good sleepycast

[@westoncerami3142]

Which one was that from?

[@shotguntornado]

Weston Cerami Episode 16, about 12 minutes 30 seconds in

[@westoncerami3142]

shotguntornado thanks!

[@elb0w]

HAH

[@RorytheRomulan]

"I'm so hungry and scaaaaared..." That's golden, Stamper.

[@AmaraChanTV]

Zone-tan has such a hot voice lol

[@AmaraChanTV]

Black Star XD Thank you

[@ToolFan-co4bc]

have fun replying to me now....

[@plsno4786]

Hawkeye the Dovahkiin Her name is Nyan Caxx is you didn't notice in the credit. She has a hot voice. Yes she does. Blackstarwaitnosouleater Youknowwhatnevermind You do realize the there's a reply button right?

[@ToolFan-co4bc]

yes i realize that. and i dont care either

[@carlosm6011]

Pls No she has never shown her face, has she?

[@ndelapaz9755]

This is my favorite episode of ZTV News

[@acethesnailsnail3470]

me 2

[@NeLeeO]

+Oscar Ceballos same

[@acethesnailsnail3470]

same

[@felixgutierrez993]

N dela Paz ye

[@acethesnailsnail3470]

porque

[@itshiptofuckbees6693]

More like 'Tentacles difficulties' ;3

[@zinnydin2345]

+Hannah Thompson Zone has no difficulty with tentacles.

[@itshiptofuckbees6693]

+ZinnyDin True. Except Dave. ;)

[@zinnydin2345]

Hannah Thompson He will learn.

[@infernobusiness6232]

+Hannah Thompson They're better than that.

[@morticiamourning9990]

@@itshiptofuckbees6693 what the heck is your channel image and name

[@johngoode3509]

hearing the lovable battleblock narrator like this its kinda messing my inner child

[@Somejackal]

same and I was playing it while watching this

[@highjumper3480]

I don't think my inner child even exists after that

[@johngoode3509]

EpicAMV911 I played bbt long before i saw his stuff on new-grounds. Sorry for being a pleb but i guess its because im not omniscient unlike you non-plebs

[@basilberry3402]

I almost had a heart attack laughing so hard I cough and they need air then my heart goes at an alarming rate

[@sirspicious8107]

+I may be a Boo The best part is that segment was unscripted.

[@Enoonb]

ZONE-tan with golden eyes looks pretty sweet, not gonna lie.

[@aswirlything5838]

ZeroFiveSeven and glasses and it's an atomic bomb of cute

[@ViolentSh4de]

I can't play batlleblock theater anymore

[@behema9815]

i am NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS HE SOUNDS LIKE THAT? thank god

[@TrailBot]

+ben hasler he's the actual narrator if you didn't know

[@CHURR4SCOP4LT4]

lol i was thinking the same xD

[@behema9815]

TrailBlazer Creations *takes off glasses* Mothra of god!

[@happyman6826]

He used the Battleblocks sound effects, nice

[@CurioSludge]

stamper sounds like the narrator in battleblock theater

[@Domainz77]

Cause he is the narrator :D

[@CurioSludge]

Domainz77 didnt know that thank you for telling me

[@Badchi]

Ever heard of Poe's law, mate? ;-)

[@Domainz77]

No, but do tell xD

[@Badchi]

I asked the other guy, but whatever. Well, to put it simply, sarcasm, parody and etc. on the internet may be and often is indistinguishable from that upon which the parody is based. In this case one cannot say for certain whether the question Pyro guy asked was serious or not and that's neither his nor our fault =)

[@E123Epicness]

Am I the on,y that thinks this is animated brilliantly

[@_Doc-]

nope

[@g0rgon1]

"Not Rape"

[@TheLibermania]

+Travis Lacy Oh ist that a N, i thought it's an H for "Hot Rape"

[@anewlifeanewbeginning6857]

+TheLibermania HAAA nice

[@ChrisTheWD]

No Rape

[@Claudeee3]

After that Stamper interview, I will NEVER play BattleBlock Theather the same way..

[@raoul7677]

I can't believe I used to watch this in my childhood, this brings so many memories! 🙈🙈🙈

[@DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1]

3:20 This, ladies and gentlemen, is the most beautiful and profound love poem I have ever heard.

[@Name-lj9ku]

Stamper is fucking hilarious

[@kevinorosa5578]

That Stamper was hilarious! The way he kept rambling on about his day

[@Jraddy]

"I'm so hungry and scared!" -Stamper ...2012

[@misterbiscuit3706]

This whole entire series is liking sticking Gaz and Zim’s house computer in one room, and making them do a broadcast network thing.

[@jupiterho11ow]

Battleblock Theater will never be the same.

[@KjCantRead]

seven years later this still makes me laugh

[@BalloonShot]

The whole 5 inches! XD

[@micky0000]

STAMPER IS SOO GODDAMN FUNNY , PLEASE BRING HIM IN EVERY EPISODE .

[@guy3480]

"All 5 inches" kek

[@benmcvicker1141]

This has quickly become one of my favorite channels

[@benmcvicker1141]

Beans and rice baby! Blam! Blam!

[@Maximaker02]

I think bronies are more extreme than we originally thought...

[@Somejackal]

that's right biatch

[@narayanashippee2103]

egg

[@BiggyJoyBoy]

I'm a Brony and I think bronies are extreme on what they think and animate

[@jasonmendoza3310]

+Maximaker02 True

[@Star-mw4lt]

Yeah there's porn of mlp

[@5-Volt]

I watch this from time to time and skip to Stampers's interview to work out my lungs.

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Ikr same

[@RoWiGRaTH]

Oh my god, Stamper has made my day! Wow, the fact that all of his lines were improvised makes it even funnier!

[@The00Devils00Seraph]

That Technical Difficulties Picture XD

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

I’m here rewatching old videos nothing new

[@Remousamavi]

That is frankly the most casually sophisticated uttering of the phrase "Limpdick motherfucker" I've heard anywhere, any time.

[@doragonsoruja]

Stamper's reactions to seeing Zoton is the same one I had but way WAY WAY WAY more funny

[@DavidGraham221]

I love how Zone tan's eyes change when she gets pissed off

[@HalFromTartary]

My Drama teacher; “you can pick anything for your graded monologue, as long as it’s at least a minute long”

[@tbuckley2031]

No you didn’t 😂

[@HalFromTartary]

@ he made me pick something else

[@EssenceGamba]

Is Stamper the voice of Hatty for BattleBlock Theatre?

[@edutoni3328]

Hatty doesn't have a voice,Hes HoneyHug (Narrator of Battleblock) And Honeykiss(Bear of pit people)

[@NashTheBlade]

wtf is up with that technical difficulties screen....It's like she's going YAY, TENTACLES TIME or something...which is funny, not gonna lie

[@jomahawk7488]

That is kind of her thing. It has been for a while, like, since Zone Archive came to be.

[@rockattroy4184]

Anonymous Says:"Go Fuck Yourself..." Zone-Tan Responded:"Yay,Tentacles..." Suddenly *Technical Difficulties*

[@cdtop4144]

He was there for me as a kid with battle block theater and he’s here for me now

[@anxiousweeb8753]

5:30 its been 9 years and im stiiiiiiiiiiiiill waiting XD

[@Deathfromabove5]

"SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP" stamper is so fucking funny

[@NukelearFallout]

The way he says it gets me.

[@nobody_atlas]

*“Omg! It’s the girl fron the back in Friday Night Funkin!”* dude why does this video make me laugh so hard 😂

[@poohhardy11]

BAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEHHHH

[@lamargross968]

On shadbase I'm killpeople4fun

[@poohhardy11]

***** SHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT SHADBASE

[@lebari5034]

Pooh Hardy I DO NOW

[@judemoore5592]

Is this guy from battle block theatre because he sounds like it

[@Red-sk5op]

Yup.

[@dootskeleton7668]

U meen stampir?

[@kingof217_7]

Yes he does

[@thatedgescorner3930]

Jason Voorhees aren't you suppose to speak like cihhh haaa chihh haaa lol

[@aidanmck1267]

Yes, he's an employee at newgrounds and newgrounds made the game so it'd make sense.

[@mileskillian04]

This is the definition of old but gold

[@broth54c]

God fucking damn it Stamper xD

[@alainamay5252]

XDDDDD I WATCHED THE STAMPER PART LIKE A BILLION TIMES! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *falls over crying my eyes out* AHAHAHAHA!!!! HE SOUNDED LIKE HATTY HAINGTON FROM BATTLE BLOCKS THEARTER! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *brofist*

[@vomo8322]

Brofist really?and he did voice Hatty.

[@alainamay5252]

;-; why ya gotta be so ruuude!? Domt ya kno im human tooo!? Why ya gotta be so ruude!?

[@alainamay5252]

Pleaaase I do not "dip shit"

[@CoyoteCoop]

1:38 one of few early sightings of a wojack before popularity

[@ser69gio]

Been quoting this stamper interview for years.

[@supernovaraven]

OMG STAMPER IS THE NARRATOR FROM BATTLE_BLOCK THEATRE

[@Jonadiah13]

At least you put 2 and 2 together. There are so many comments that just say "Haha, he sounds just like Hatty Hattington, what a coincidence!!!" It's not a coincidence! They're the same guy!!! ... Kids these days ...

[@ceresbane]

Jonadiah13 well if you were part of the newgrounds community you woulda thought the reverse. "oh hey stamper is narrating this game." Which is unsurprising because behemoth is a company that is part of the newgrounds allumni

[@UnfathomablyRR]

Jonadiah13 NOOOOO, WE HAD NO GODDAMN IDEA.

[@Gaston-Melchiori]

Wow, nine years... This is still great!

[@bladeace024]

That voice is from Battle Block Theater!

[@sayumirin123456]

Stamper :D

[@connorshepherd5326]

no its from mortal kombat

[@Sound_Echoes]

connor shepherd Are you dumb?

[@ladyinwight]

It's actually from Stamper. Who is the voice of the guy in Battleblock Theater.

[@dakotamcintire7419]

Stamper.... Did you do the Narration for Battle Block Theater? and if so how....

[@commanderwarden7798]

"Now for your host, Cutny Cunterson" 😂 omg that got me dying

[@anonymoushackerlopez1091]

i cant believe it my friend recommended me to watch zone-tan

[@FAROD56]

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAPSLAP THAT HURT A LITTLE BIT BUT OKAY

[@Badchi]

Holy shit this episode is almost 10 years now. Am... am I old?

[@millenniumproductions9593]

Am I The Only One Who Noticed That The Magazine Zone-Tan Said "Hot Rape", and showed Beast Boys(Teen Titans) Face?

[@ladyinwight]

Everyone noticed it. c:

[@millenniumproductions9593]

Everyone NEEDS to notice it. :D

[@christopherhenthorn309]

Millennium Productions i saw that too

[@Kirn.]

I noticed

[@BeanTownStevo]

Thanks to this comment I looked up and I saw it

[@TryhardgamerDan]

Meanwhile in Zone-tans head while Stamper rambles: "OOOOOOO LEME! IT'S PLAY TIME"

[@pyrolee17]

I could listen to this man all day!

[@wilhelmkreuz7637]

So... It was about 9 years ago? What the hell?...

[@Superfan109]

Is ANYONE out here brave enough to have said "you did her in her sleep", and hope she's pregnant now, and expect that reaction @2:00-2:18??? XD Anyone at all??

[@Thebobkiller1]

This may be the greatest kind of advertisement I have ever seen.

[@arattactician5697]

That guy is the voice actor in Battleblock teather

[@JoajeTheorem]

N0VA He may be that, but in this video he's good ol Stamper.

[@angelortiz1373]

is zone tan human she does thing with her eye when she gets mad

[@paul-ye3ut]

No shes a lewd demon

[@rapidmagic0705]

Stamper sounds so good.. he is great. It's no wonder he's a voice actor plus a newgrounds staff member etc

[@echo-ul8lt]

*pushes her back* *9 years later still not done*

[@Zange217]

So I heard about this girl from Rebel Taxi and finally decided to look her up. I was brought here and now Hatty has driven me away.

[@CruddySpark115]

3:29 my favorite battle block theater quote

[@ameliewoods7502]

Why does stamper sounds like hatty from battle block theater

[@Simply_Trip]

Because he is

[@WhiskeyDoe1]

Stamper XD Also....that "Hot Rape" ft. Beast Boy?

[@gold_the_eevee3317]

ShellyDoe45213 i think it says not rape but idk

[@fatboydashredder9877]

Also Stamper, is fucking hilarious "I'm hungry and scared at the same time."

[@Nickolov707]

is that Bennet The Sage as the Narrator?

[@judeskater93]

Bailey Sprocket yes it is, the same guy from anime abandon.

[@smithwesson1896]

She sounds so kawaii when she swears!

[@0zone247]

The and art animations are so pretty, sooo smooth. Normally I wont get entertained seeing a person sitting there for eternity and talk, but this is totally cool

[@jojoflap]

Hatty? Is that you?!

[@クォーク核ダーク]

You should really learn how to swim.

[@jojoflap]

***** My apologies for an attempt at a joke. I'm working on humor because that is not one of my strong points. I know that Stamper is Hatty. I also know that you're comment was rather harsh.

[@jojoflap]

***** Will you play with me?

[@mightylemon1172]

BEN DROWNED sure

[@SylkaChan]

1:30 - She handled the Nazi joke like a good cat girl!

[@GreyKid2015]

I can't believe this video is nearly 5 years old

[@strickenx5535]

2:58 & 3:22 LMAO 😂

[@SylkaChan]

Tee hee! She didn't like her letter. :3 Why is it age restricted? I would think kids and families with children born in the 2000s would appreciate this more than normal people.

[@adult2935]

Found this by accident. Am now subscribed

[@drdinod.diplodocus3397]

2:14 HER EYES SHES A DEMON!

[@thatedgescorner3930]

Green Dino co i all ready can tell by her outfit she's a demon (I dot like her)

[@Star-mw4lt]

@@thatedgescorner3930 I like her

[@fazebrysongod8178]

Like

[@iamabanana2408]

This was done 6 years ago but the animation....the fucking animation...if i wasn't a Christian I'd worship it ;-;.. U guys probably ain't gonna read this..but I appreciate the animation a lot it must take a lot of time and money 😂

[@BalgaBear]

WAM BAM, THANK YOU ZONE-TAN!

[@cmod1147]

2:01😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaptainkarrotkake7217]

Hey what's up toots

[@dancingdude32]

Just a second, trying to fix this piece of shit mic. There we go.

[@user-jj4vo1yg6s]

Boobs and titties and butts. Those are my favorite.

[@kristinsanyang76]

and speaking of boobies, what you got goin' on there? a cup? b cup? or can i, C for myself?

[@LordVestik]

Minisparks 25 HAHAH im kiddin, except for.. im not kiddin

[@gr3yhem]

God you got a hot voice when’s the last time you got a **** in zone?( stamper 2012)

[@BeaudoinMotorsports]

I just discovered Zone on KZbin. Mind Blown and the Binge is ONNNN

[@nicholaswhite7056]

Jesus Christ Stamper goes Full Stamper here and its the best

[@-exillion-4307]

Is this news from a porn site

[@-exillion-4307]

For*

[@bokorember1362]

kinda.

[@darkswimmi]

yeah. Animated Porn. Zone Archive

[@charliebaker1427]

ImGladIMetYou can you link the site

[@greedy_onigiri]

BABBEH!!!! ahahahaha he did not stop there was no brakes. Stamper was hilarious the seems to be pretty fun to watch

[@richarddavi8030]

O chato que meu inglês é bem basico 😂😂 mas conseguir da ótimas risadas