Invading NPC's Privacy for Romantic Dialogue in Terraria 1.4

[@IndieHorror-kl9kz]

I love how the only npcs the guide likes are characters who have also been cursed, the zoologist was bitten by a fox and transformed into one herself, the clothier was cursed in the dungeon until you free him by killing skeletron, and the guide... Well, he becomes the wall of flesh when dying on fire

[@crypix]

is the "wall of flesh = guide" theory confirmed?

[@IndieHorror-kl9kz]

@@crypix It is, even the bestiary relates them

[@KubickQ]

@@crypix I'm pretty sure the lore explicitally states it or something

[@bleuicicle]

The curse of liking the cursed

[@InstanbulRidah]

It would also be cool if he liked the tortured soul aka tax collector aswell

[@gizzyIizzy]

I love so much that there is a painting of the dryad meaning the painter actually painted her

[@thehomeofbanananater3173]

THE PAINTER IS CANONICALLY A TERRARIA RULE34 ARTIST.

[@afaresfors]

@@thehomeofbanananater3173 mario down bad

[@MiguelSD]

@@thehomeofbanananater3173 OH NO *...anyways*

[@sassas1487]

and she posed for him

[@eIixi]

dryadisque or something

[@Terra_Umbra]

I like how the pirate just straight up adopts the angler if they live near each other

[@theparrishshow9803]

I’m gonna put their rooms next to each other after learning this

[@NoymoHD]

@@theparrishshow9803 wait, you guys aren't him putting in a prison in hell?

[@theparrishshow9803]

@@NoymoHD If I put the angler there, then I’d have to put the pirate there too. And I can’t do that to him.

[@deuterium_oxide7382]

what if when the dryad says she's 500 that means she's underage in dryad terms, making the arms dealer seem even worse

[@vectorthehop3945]

oh god i didnt consider that

[@theprimordialsoupgodofsoup5612]

@@vectorthehop3945 I DID

[@Haunted2077]

@@theprimordialsoupgodofsoup5612 I considered your considering, and chose to ignore it

[@maxy6749]

⊙ - ⊙

[@tonoto24]

It was bad you didn’t have to make it worse

[@squidkid8063]

Nurse has a line that goes something like this: "no I've seen ones much bigger than yours, bigger wounds I mean" so take that as you will

[@Khim_0129]

😏

[@a_random_lizard]

My female player: *visible confusion*

[@vectorthehop3945]

@@a_random_lizard if your female she could also be referring to your chest

[@TaiyoTaiyoTaiyo]

@@vectorthehop3945 the nurse is checking on other girls melons 🤨📷💥

[@Hactica]

@@TaiyoTaiyoTaiyo Caught in 4K

[@Gigglesnix]

I just realized why the guide has so much in common with the zoologist and clothier. They are all harboring dangerous curses; The guide, wall of flesh. Clothier, skeletron. And the zoologist, the werewolf.

[@sheepriderkiller1181]

miss foxy doesnt trigger a boss with a vodoo doll...

[@MythicMachina]

Oh shit, that's actually a cool detail!

[@_mystic_5653]

When I first started playing terraria, after getting traumatized by Wall of flesh and Skeletron I was scared of the zoologist cuz I half expected her to have a chance of turning into a hostile boss one every full moon or something.

[@q_0191]

@@_mystic_5653 LMAO

[@firestar756]

@@_mystic_5653 think theres probably a mod out there for it

[@user-zc6xp6ph8m]

ZuZu is just a psycho with a calm and caring voice.

[@blu.draigon]

And that's why we like him

[@i_garfed_on_the_carpet]

Gives dangerously funny vibes

[@falingo]

@@i_garfed_on_the_carpet hahahahah good point

[@Sufferinggaming]

​@@i_garfed_on_the_carpet i was about to say that 💀💀

[@RouxManOnYT]

fr, thats why we all like him, idk why but watching a psycho talk in a calming voice is very appealing. (kinda unrealed but if blud started playing roblos, he would wear either mr chuckles, or =). )

[@StoryMasterJake]

"seeing some weirdo named Jake, walking around and doing nothing" don't question me

[@Kriisyvu]

stop walking around and being weird *jake*

[@LavaHawk289]

Yeah jake

[@Boomstic-nz8fw]

Yeah stop it JAKE

[@StoryMasterJake]

@Shagaru Bleed Gaming hey not my fault she was hot

[@GoldballIndustries]

there once was a man named jake. whos application no employee would take. so he sits in his room and cries till he wakes with only these videos to make. -WPE

[@twiggygaming6671]

5:51 oh my god this happened to me but the nurse's name was Helen So it was *"I want what Helen is sellin'."* Smoothest terraria moment for an npc

[@nikkiexploded]

i came here looking for potion tutorials, and i found this truly the embodiment of "I came looking for copper and i found gold"

[@KaReaper73456]

Nah you found a diamond mine

[@deviantjam7428]

No, not diamond but chlorophyte

[@KaReaper73456]

@@deviantjam7428 much better

[@WhitePikm1n]

@@deviantjam7428luminite

[@airhead1218]

"I dont give happy ending" Growing older i finally now understand how dirty that line is now

[@marveljaya3253]

What does it mean?

[@user-rw4vv7es9j]

Ntr?

[@airhead1218]

@@marveljaya3253 you're too young

[@marveljaya3253]

Uh do you mean getting "dirty"?

[@carolinewald3109]

@@marveljaya3253 you don’t wanna know

[@j_612]

Zuzu’s acting like the NPCs committed multiple war crimes

[@cannibalman8175]

I don't know about the others but the nurse Fu***** did!, I was literally fighting the twins and both of us were low hp so I went to the nurse to to heal, guess what happened, I didn't have any coins so the fkin gold digger let me get killed by those giant eyeballs

[@thetopazdragon]

@@cannibalman8175 the goblin tinkerer too, 50 rerolls for a legendary zenith as well as a lot more for other weapons/accessories

[@BananaWasTaken]

The angler, the nurse and the goblin scammer did.

[@mrthicknoodles]

Plot twist: zuzu committed several war crimes

[@ThePoint.]

They did

[@sturmgeschutzivsturmkanone1919]

The nurse gets the arms dealer, The mechanic gets the goblin tinkerer, And the shroom? Eaten

[@Galaxygamer92742]

O.O

[@AlmyTheAlien]

If he wasn't into it he'd move out.

[@jiayinxx]

@Imp Lord 💀

[@dragonslayer7724]

and the tax collector gets paid. true sigma male

[@Sekimsek]

@@dragonslayer7724 OCTILLIONAIRE GRINDSET 🥵💰🥵💰🔥🌡💰🔥🪙💰⬆️⬆️⬆️

[@Pete_Ness]

Hearing zuzucorn say "ooh kinky!" to the mechanic was *priceless!*

[@lessthanabytepls]

Makes me remember a tf2 medic voice line

[@j_612]

“Check out my dirt blocks; they’re extra dirty” *”Yes”* Man i love this channel.

[@totallyrealname8849]

More like

[@tsclew2073]

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

[@Jorge_super]

Perfect timing

[@bur6gerbar957]

@@tsclew2073 THE PHILOSIPHY IS TRUE

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

Ready for some r/unexpectedjojo? The merchant was named Joseph And he liked Lisa.

[@wildscottkids1614]

Goblin tinkerer: says his heart is hurting but he likes it Zuzucorn :run so you get a heart attack 8:15

[@FileCorruption]

Guys Zuzu is slowly being corrupted.

[@connortg5]

this implies he wasn't already

[@coredetta]

We gotta sprinkle some purification powder on him!!!

[@minecraftgaming6326]

@@coredetta lol

[@FileCorruption]

@@coredetta I'll grab the clentaminator.

[@CryoflareTheWolf]

@@FileCorruption I'll get the blue solutions, green solutions isn't enough to purify zuzu

[@KWA.productions384]

My man playing Beholder in Terraria

[@polarispulsar]

I just barely played that game it was so much fun!

[@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame]

The NPC Torturing series can never be complete without that goddamn Piccasso Guide painting

[@fakenails]

Morel (name of my Truffle NPC) loves the Guide. Considering mushrooms are used as euphemisms for certain things ... .

[@dragonex4723]

What’s an euphemism

[@arandomcommenter412]

@@dragonex4723 You don’t need to know

[@wiselychosenname2867]

@@dragonex4723 you really don't want to know

[@codewallette]

"a mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing. "

[@frksylvester]

WAIT SO, YOUR TELLING ME THAT THE GUIDE HAS A CURSE, i mean he is wall of flesh

[@odeleath]

That's why the moonlord want to seal all creatures from light and darkness because his afraid of the FAIRY WAIFU

[@sanyam.pradhan_00]

I have seen your comments in so much videos :3

[@shoelaceofjudgement3929]

I mean the reason demons have voodoo dolls of the “Chosen One” it says in the bestiary.

[@insidiousinsight6029]

Oh Hey, All Hail The Mod Of Zuzu!

[@MrLightningBolt-Raiden]

The wof is actually the guardian of the world check it’s entry

[@Gordyrock]

"Today im on a journey to expose all their secrets and steamy dialogue" The dryad:*hearing literally everything

[@caniseeyourco-]

Its not like she can do anything

[@MythicMachina]

Meanwhile the Fungi is just like "Yeah, I like the Dryad because she's the only one who dosen't want to FUCKING EAT ME!"

[@lessthanabytepls]

What about player

[@hivijivi]

@@lessthanabytepls "As if living underground wasn't bad enough, jerks like you come in while I'm sleeping and steal my children." -Truffle

[@lessthanabytepls]

@@hivijivi What about that one "between you and me" dialog thing that I forgot the rest of

[@LaveshNK]

the guide: "I'm fond of the clothier, we both have a lot in common" yes you both are literally sacrificed to summon two powerful bosses

[@aaronyc2011]

I mean the clothier isn’t exactly sacrificed, but more so required to summon the boss

[@capybara2515]

@@aaronyc2011 you can throw the clothier doll in lava to retrigger skeletron

[@anotherdnb]

"I'm quite fond of the Clothier,we have a lot in common" Ah yes,skeleton man and CEO of hell are friends,mhm

[@greenthesheikahmonk7264]

Once the arms dealer gave me a hilarious response after i did the emote /nurse ..he replies with /sword and /wink

[@darkmage166]

Bruuuh thats so perfect lmao

[@queennslimee]

*:FEAR:*

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

Terrifying

[@Silly-Goose-OG]

The demolitionist and the Tavernkeep ‘love’ each other, but it seems to be in more of a best friends way.

[@zulephizus1212]

I think the dev team was too pussy to go all the way with the demolitionist and the tavernkeep.

[@joaoguilhermeuchoa5061]

aye me bottle o scrumpeh

[@its.too.simple]

"Lets move on to the next one" *Casually throws the voodoo doll on lava*

[@sulkiesxd6067]

If i have amazing pixel art and animations, ill change the goblin tinkerer into zuzucorn. I would like to hear zuzu react to him self "ah, the local mechanic lady simp" xD

[@sulkiesxd6067]

Sorry if i roasts u my corn ;-; im verry sorry

[@MichoElBicho]

Time to work

[@sulkiesxd6067]

@@MichoElBicho goodluck, i would like to see it :)

[@MichoElBicho]

@@sulkiesxd6067 damn i forgot i said this

[@mango251]

Ah yes, more steamy terraria NPC action

[@deathpie24]

We all know the real reason we hate the Goblin Tinkerer is because he stole something far more than our 30 platinum coins He took one of the best girls, The Mechanic

[@phoenix21562]

I accidentally sold a terra blade to him because I misclicked the reforge button

[@deathpie24]

@@phoenix21562 thankfully I only accidentally open buy items, like I ever need to buy anything else from him ever

[@moyaienjoyer3037]

@@deathpie24 boss loot swapping tokens have entered the chat

[@Solesteam]

Me: asks nurse for a small loan of 2 Band-Aids for quick easy healing. Nurse: *no.* now go jump down your hellevator without a horseshoe or wings.

[@ABoredGod]

nvm i can just use water rope double jump ninja gear

[@leeviw7267]

bro use a blue horseshoeballoon

[@razzledazzle4596]

I love hearing zuzu say all of this dialogue and say stuff like “ooo kinky”. He’s the most wholesome man on the internet

[@pancake7102]

zuzu: Sir i suggest doing a long jog to trigger heart attack me: He is technically correct

[@carl490]

"Did you have a chestbeat? I recommend having a long jog to triggered heart attack"

[@liamfisher7178]

The "fungus in strange places" joke gets me every time

[@NovaHeardOfEm]

I clicked faster than the Daytime eol could kill me

[@cometomyshop]

I clicked faster than I normally start to go insane after building a plantera arena beat that

[@angrycrusader1147]

@@cometomyshop I clicked faster than my sanity disappeared when I got to hard mode

[@cometomyshop]

@@angrycrusader1147 lmao

[@mr.shrubface4214]

I clicked faster than how fast I died in my hardcore mastermode FTW world. Beat that.

[@swagpenguin1644]

@@mr.shrubface4214 that was really bad

[@dobiseasons14611]

4:00 imagine having Super Mario's lives as minions.

[@TotallyTails]

Good thing there's a wall, we don't want the holy/unholy bed action in terraria!

[@moondragon5573]

I have one thing im confused about. I moved the Mechanic and the Goblin inyo a Winter biome for my network. And neither wants to sell a Pylon.

[@DarkShadow-qj9np]

Is it underground?

[@hogndog2339]

Is there an NPC they hate there?

[@watermelonoverpoweredpizza6346]

How close are they

[@xandan1668]

You can hate your NPCs but I'll love them all unconditionally.

[@SubZero-wb1lw]

Idk if you knew this Zuzu, but the princess is a child. I’d be worried if there was steamy dialogue for her

[@mousse7745]

I was about to comment that

[@exceptionallyriso]

I didn't know since it's pixel art, also how do you get the princess npc?

[@mousse7745]

@@exceptionallyriso you need to have every npc

[@exceptionallyriso]

@@mousse7745 Ah ok thanks!

[@kyarumomochi5146]

How is it confirmed tough?

[@ISAAC_69000]

Imagine that 2 npcs can have a child and you can help the npc with taking care of the child, pausing you from going through your normal progression. Yeah I'll help in raising a Brimstone Mutant child💀

[@Candle_eater7685]

8:40 you can put arms dealer and nurse in every single biome for a pylon. unless that was removed in 1.4.4 idk

[@captslash]

Zuzu's ”Shut up!” was too good 😂

[@dukeofsomething129]

Ah yes,NPC trafficking

[@FishGoBrrr]

"our next kinky- I mean wholesome pair" - Zuzucorn 2021

[@Tata_forever]

the reason the guide and clothier have a lot in common is because there both sacrificed to summon a higher being

[@I_mean_you_aint_wrong_but]

Missing a Legendary Zenith? That's nothing. I Accidentally dropped my legitimate Legendary Zenith I crafted shortly after the realse of 1.4 in a server. And someone took it.

[@Khim_0129]

1:45 is it because the three of them are all cursed? (The Zoologist got bitten by a cursed fox and becomes a werefox during full and blood moons, the Clothier was cursed by Skeletron to guard the dungeon and resummon it when he gets killed by the player, and the Guide is connected to the WoF, where dropping a voodoo doll into lava in the underworld will both kill the guide and summon it)

[@Blergph]

3:01 So Joseph, how do you like Lisa? Jojo fans: *internal screaming*

[@fergusmccabe5210]

Hahaha q

[@ryanprice7983]

Re-Logic: *Confirms the Dryad is 500 years old with that dialouge* Rule 34 Artists: I'm gonna pretend, I didn't see that.

[@dillanstraistean226]

The merchant ain't no Simp. He got his eyes on the bag.

[@sedanmage531]

you can invade my privacy anytime zuzu

[@theoneandonlynutzley1946]

If you talk to the Stylist while the arms dealer, nurse, zoologist, and mechanic are in the world, she’ll tell you “OMG! My friend [Mechanic’s name] just told me that her friend [Zoologist’s name] told her that her friend [Nurse’s name] just spent all of her boyfriend’s paycheck on shoes!” 🧐

[@MutelyMutel]

At 5:12 you can see the man scroll past a lava bucket in his inventory... uh oh.

[@amazingmrpig6369]

“The dryad really likes wood, huh?” *UH-*

[@Mack443]

*I get it*

[@likn8999]

*S U S*

[@cjmartinez8318]

*The Dryad is Corrupted!* **PROCEEDS TO PURIFY HER**

[@karma40723]

@@cjmartinez8318 i dont think holy water will work, use hell fire

[@cjmartinez8318]

@@karma40723 *Much better*

[@Fr1endly7]

Kinda bug, Kinda snak, 8:22 “Sir, if you’re having chest pains, I recommend taking a long jog to trigger a heart attack.”

[@dareybautista9566]

He’s so mean and wholesome at the same time

[@kingmasterlord]

I've had the nurse and the guide talking and getting along great, playing rock paper scissors and such. then they went and both sat in the guide's chair

[@spaze8]

The modded nurse sprite💀

[@a.j.outlaster1222]

8:22 "Sir. If you're having chest pains, I recommend you go for a long jog. To trigger heart attack."

[@HattedFool]

Going into your first world and seeing some weirdo named Jake? *Well, he’s named Colin.*

[@Mk-ly9re]

My fav line is from the nurse I happens when it’s raining “now my uniform is wet… stop staring”

[@snappydoodleFE2]

Bruh I took the fact that the nurse said she doesn’t have a crush with the arms dealer and concluded she doesn’t like him

[@Argentina7447]

Tip: make a tower of houses and make the first housing for nurse, in my world nurse never opened the door at night

[@quoise2342]

I like how you called the zoologist "Mis furry". Lol

[@cometomyshop]

I half expected this to be another NPC pri- I mean resort video

[@thefuturisticmagarette3826]

he just went from tort- I-I mean loving his npc's to revealing secrets from npc's

[@eggstatus5824]

"It seems that the dryad really likes wood huh?" *kinky*

[@ivocross1225]

5:13 Zuzu...why did you had a lava bucket in your hands?

[@KhaosThatMonkey]

Im glad I'm not the only one who called the zoologist Miss furry

[@waffler-yz3gw]

the arms dealer called me buddy so now hes my favorite npc

[@emmapleass3890]

"Some weirdo named Jake" Colin: Bruh

[@Jelaniblock-ys3qh]

"and will give you a broken reforge in return" "Gets murderous regorge"

[@mach272]

I remember when you had 200 subs. Youve really grown on KZbin

[@mercifyllmeow]

Love how JOSEPH and LISA were just randomly generated... **SHIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAA**

[@oogski2]

hello fellow jojo weeb

[@Epsi_Cron]

“How to lo- I mean harass your npcs” when

[@progCan]

I love how at 4:28 you were just staring into the nurse's soul lmao

[@Xenon_Proto]

I’d like to think that the arms dealer would sometimes shoot himself in the foot to go to the nurse

[@gatauapaajalah]

You see that 1 dislike? That's one of the npc that he invaded

[@karma40723]

What dislike?

[@ExplodingCreeper69]

@@karma40723 this comment was made before dislikes were removed

[@thatgamer6243]

I first came to this channel for the guides, it now evolved to this. Love it.

[@Skite123]

Imagine they add ai and better talking system to the NPC's lol this video would be lot more fun

[@hoodieman25k]

0:22 "well of course I know him, he's me"

[@lookskywalker1792]

I like how you're making more adult jokes in your videos than before

[@Bass2149.]

I thought this man was family friendly until I watched…

[@Bass2149.]

@That clone trooper in the back First month or two

[@bur6gerbar957]

"It Seemes the Dryad Really Likes Wood" i Knew whats up as Soon As You Put That Goblin Tinkerer In The Vid

[@Zolve]

Bro thank you for bringing back the old DF but in terraria

[@frosta1184]

Npc's have extra dialogs in the 1.4? I am excited for it to come on consoles!

[@drupjamserebote1985]

Yeah new content LEZ GO

[@noobyplays3981]

"some weirdo named jake" his name was colin in the sample lel

[@Yharim_The_Impaler]

New title: the bachelorette in terraria

[@paulolsen2197]

after you were talking to Tgerd about how you want him to get a heart attack, I got an ad that started with "we got that!"

[@kwpie8576]

My image of zuzucorn being a wholesome channel gets broken every video

[@anshkathiria4633]

Btw, the witch doctor saying “Strong energy flows through Unimpeded by neighboring presence, very pleasant” is kind of like a non straight forward way to say “I like u”

[@aneevang9386]

2:37 Guide was slain Wall of flesh was awoken

[@monetizedsmemes5682]

0:29 REALLY NPC

[@void9962]

zuzu became a block of grass inside of a corruption biome, its now just a matter of time until he becomes the corruption...

[@tiiinnnyyy]

Would be cool if the NPCs sold special items when they are near people they crush on

[@QwerginMemes]

intros on other videos: hello welcome to my channel where i make you feel welcome and at home. and then it went from we are going to invade funny peoples privacy

[@waffles_gosotosos3671]

The only characters who both having the living preference in "Love" are the Nurse/Arms Dealer and Mechanic/Goblin Tinkerer and they're see having romantic fellings for echother You know who else works like this? Tavernkeep and Demolitionist, both have the living preference being "love" basic my dudes are deating and nothing can change my mind