Zylus vs. Rythian trial

[@bierrollerful]

Rythian: "I want the truth!" Briony: "YOU CAN'T *_HANDLE_* THE TRUTH!"

[@yake222]

Rythian: Did you take the fruit! Briony: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!

[@VeryPeeved]

@@yake222 "Son, we live in a world that has farms, and those farms have to be guarded by men with tractors. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Joakim Hellstrand? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the Qi Fruits, and you curse Zylus. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that the Qi Fruits' death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives."

[@TechnoGhosty]

i love the instant panic on brionys face when she gets caught out by rythian like "ah shit. they saw that??"

[@stone5against1]

Woah that plot twist at the end! Expected Rythian to say he saw Zylus running over the fruit with his tractor... Not that he saw poor little innocent Briony do something suspicious! No wonder she was giggling through the whole thing! (though to be honest, guilty or not she would have been giggling haha)

[@stone5against1]

Someone needs to make this into a Phoenix Wright animation haha

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

And his soul needs to leave his body at 0:17

[@stone5against1]

@@IcespherePlaysGames Haha oh yeah totally! Hadn't really noticed the dying noise he makes and I watched the clip 3-4 times haha

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

Lol the change in Briony's expression at 3:47

[@roudydogg1]

LOL

[@kirkkevinmalnegro6502]

The voice change got me..

[@FriendlyKat]

This stream is a fever dream. I want more RP like this. LMAO

[@rocketforthree4479]

Im surprised Rythian didn't look for a clip of Zylus running over the beans.

[@HmongHeroo]

A true Ace Attorney case

[@holychaos453]

I am not crazy! I know he squashed those fruits! I knew it was Zylus, he practically admitted it. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got his lawyer Boba to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That detective! Are you telling me that a man just happens to have a 100% win rate like that? No! He orchestrated it! Zylus! He censored the count song! And I laughed with him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own stream! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 16, always the same! Couldn't keep himself out of the audience's hearts! But not our Zylus! Couldn't be precious Zylus! Making them laugh! And he gets to be a farmer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You... I apologise. I lost my train of thought.

[@jaykdos9521]

Referencing the best show of all time is an absolute win.

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

@@jaykdos9521 which show?

[@theflahplayer9]

zippin zylus

[@travishimebaugh8381]

He might get off with a light sentence. He did a favor for Sinatra once.

[@AFunkyHypnoCat]

is the stardew streams uploaded fully on yt anywhere? can't find them on yogs live:(

[@SpenglerExtreme]

BRBZ go together like PB&J (Briony is the ampersand, so says I)

[@MajorFunParts2]

Zylus did nothing wrong