Very true, the skinniest vegan girl i know let out the biggest loudest longest fart of life it was hilarious. It sounded like trumpets

1991+17+3+4=2015 1991+17-3=2005?!

I don't know if they let do three year technique for four years. Could be older than 21 when entered.

She is the best

the subtitles are interesting...

At the end of filming they went to 5 guys for a burger

I wonder how invasive species get into our ecosystems...

How can you tell if someone is “Vegan”….? They’ll tell you within 2 minutes of meeting you

The whole premise of this only works if other races don't make fun of us for how badly we butcher their languages while we live in their country. You don't think Chinese would make fun of an American who butchers Mandarin?

Isn't that Felicity?

Bet that vegan waitress does shave either and always corrects you righteously.

Vegans cover their fart smells with their horrific body odor. They are just disgusting people. Ugh.

When you first go whole food plant based or WFPB you get a little gassy. Microbiome stuff. If you’re thinking of going vegan for your health and/or reason. Ease into it. Start with meatless Mondays and go eggless for a week. Then meatless weekends. Etc. I went vegan in 2003 and ate poorly for about 10 years. I also didn’t know as much about nutrition and why Homo Sapiens evolved to need vitamins B12 and D. Most folk fret over protein. Ain’t nobody in the USA suffering from low protein! lol Y’all ain’t getting enough fucking fiber!!!!!! Take on beans and whole grains {whole intact groats [Barley, Rye, Oats, (pseudo grains like millet, sorghum, quinoa)] which are edible seeds from grasses and still contain the bran, germ, and endosperm} properly. Rinse for 30 seconds. Soak for 8-12 hours. Rinse again. Boil for 30-40 minutes. Season and enjoy! If your gut flora isn’t used to such abundant food for it, you create anaerobic metabolism and farts. Go slow. Take it easy. Transition gradually into a new routine. Be healthy and happy. Weenus.

Exactly why I left the northwest

I know that feeling

between being 70 years old and vegan, I can relate!!

Yuck.

Carbon footprints

Fred and carrie are so great

For those curious, about 5% of Americans eat enough fiber. If you don't, and then you eat fruits & vegetables like you should, then you're going to be gassy because your gut flora aren't used to it. If you continue to eat enough fiber, then your gut flora adjust within a month and you can eat vegetables all day without getting gassy. The notion that it's normal to be gassy after you eat beans is simply borne of so many people eating low-fiber (i.e., not so great) diets.

Is this true or just exageration?

I'm farting watching this

This is exactly what my wife and I were like when we had Jerusalem artichokes for dinner then went to a concert. Could not stop.

I have vegan relatives who fart just like this, ignoring the farts the whole time. Not great when in a car.

Now proven vegan is super unhealthy for you who would have thought lol

Ah, fart jokes.. peak of comedy

hahahaha

No civilization has ever been vegan.

vegans are so disgusting lol

Does anyone remember "Freelee the banana girl"? I'm...so sorry...never been vegan, but did follow her for the...horror show, of it all (?), for a while, a decade ago... Hey, vegans? Fruit, maybe. On an empty stomach. Most other vegetables are better absorbed in COOKED form. Broccoli wasn't even consumed raw, until the 1980's, on those stupid veggie trays. Broccoli should be cooked! Raw broccoli can hurt your thyroid gland, if you were having it everyday.

Every agonizing sphincter/social moment is SO True!.... Like Kalinga's diet from Wayons Bros. film "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" Bean Pies & Bean Sodas for Everybody..... Y U M!!!

Christmas Story was set in the mid 1950's. Nice try Family Guy.

Most Vegan City

I wouldn’t say that was incredibly racist. Maybe if they had straw hats, glasses, squinty eyes, and buck teeth while holding chopsticks… and don’t pretend that’s something they wouldn’t do.

Literally 50 to 85 percent at most of family guy is incredibly racist and yet they call a Christmas story racist? Lmao

Let that fart foam

A hirarious scene in a brirriant movie. Eat shit, McFararand!

Something tells me not many people, including Seth and the writers, actually met first generation Chinese immigrants, or they wouldn't preach this kind of crap. Also, Seth and Family Guy staff are absolutely in no position to preach like this, it's disgusting hypocritical.

Shut the fuck up and bow to America liberal writers of Family Guy. It’s cultural differences and it’s funny

I love how Seth MacFarlane just blatantly rips off a joke from A Christmas Story and his core audience is too uncultured to notice.

Oh my god it's the carolers from A Christmas Story

In the original movie they actually asked the Chinese restaurant actors if the joke would be too sensitive but they were right on board

Never trust somebody who doesn't make racist jokes, because to them it's probably what they actually believe.

Don't forget that Chicom influece has turned half of America into raging kuhntz. Also Chicon: "At least we are Han."

Eat like a cow...

"Wh what was that? ...a little mustard seed?"

the waitress positions at eye level!!.....what a mood!....

That’s love when they fart and you don’t miss a beat.

I need to see this scene at cafe gratitude in LA. Can portlandia do a new season where they move to LA temporarily to peruse their dreams please? 😂