1st time at a vegan restaurant - Portlandia. Hilarious!! All credit goes to the TV show Portlandia and IFC.
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@piscesrain88826 жыл бұрын
One day I'll find a love so true that they'll hold my hand tightly yet gently while I try not to shit myself at a hipster restaurant.... Ugh I'm getting teary-eyed just thinking about it.
@misssmisssymaria6 жыл бұрын
Pisces Rain Your comment made me laugh harder than it should've lol
@whiskerbiscuit66744 жыл бұрын
There are dudes who'll pay you to do it
@mikaylataylor57034 жыл бұрын
So sweet, I hope you find your person
@satturnine73204 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I farted 💩
@KandiKlover3 жыл бұрын
Bonus points if you get them to ride fixies with you and re-enact the fred bike sketch.
@ninabee69808 жыл бұрын
Lmao she kneels down to eye level I fucking love this.
@mrtimezone86583 жыл бұрын
I hate it when people touch my arm when they speak to me
@totoroid2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s some fuck shit
@gnussyflarkin2 жыл бұрын
A waiter at one of my favorite restaurants used to do this. When my girlfriend and I would go, we always hoped we would not get that guy as our waiter. He also had a mustache and a ponytail.
@answerman99333 ай бұрын
@@gnussyflarkin Did you ever bother to just say "no" to the touching?
@gnussyflarkin2 ай бұрын
@@answerman9933 - He never touched us. He would just always kneel down on one leg to take our order.
@sabrinapiccolo20939 жыл бұрын
"When in Rome, let that fart foam". Somebody get me a t-shirt.
@aeromedical67506 жыл бұрын
OMG-- I'd buy one in a heartbeat.
@lucindapimm97526 жыл бұрын
a fart-beat
@RonaldWeasleysWife6 жыл бұрын
Lucinda Pimm Lol, perfect! 😂👏💨❤️
@greeneking776 жыл бұрын
but it makes no sense?
@deletesoon706 жыл бұрын
You may not be doing it right then.
@jinxmacabenta66134 жыл бұрын
Girl's IMDB profile: Best known for that 4-second no-dialoge role in Portlandia. She farted.
@ratprophet3 жыл бұрын
but she's gorgeous
@KandiKlover3 жыл бұрын
@@ratprophet yeah are vegans allowed to eat the booty?
@750count2 жыл бұрын
@@KandiKlover Nothing's off the table when it comes to that
@BreakThemBones7 жыл бұрын
really upset they didn't call it the "Flatulounge"
@DrummerGrrrl4 жыл бұрын
That's brilliant!
@TheLongBlackCoat4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting "Flatio"....
@alanmalcheski88824 жыл бұрын
i had no idea that flatulounge was an option. But now that i do, I am outraged.
@jolien81954 жыл бұрын
Genius
@KandiKlover3 жыл бұрын
Bro, you just gave away your idea to thiefs! You could've made that restaurant yourself and be broke!
@HCraig309 жыл бұрын
"Would you hold my hand for a sec? See. Yeah, I just gotta get this fart out." Hahahahah.
@lizziecolon3204 жыл бұрын
Henry C Fisher literally my wife
@alanmalcheski88828 жыл бұрын
I once got confused and thought the fart patio was the smoking section. Three people went to the hospital. I still get nightmares...
@kevinfilbin76884 жыл бұрын
And then I go to the corner and light up a cigar
@MusicaNLAlma4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@kishascape2 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised you didn’t cause a fireball.
@eddietat9510 ай бұрын
It's a vape section, too, now.
@dorsal-qb5fr4 жыл бұрын
All I want in life is to have someone that could hold my hand as I pass gas.
@shannonh.n.40464 жыл бұрын
It's not as wonderful as you might imagine...been there, done that and now I'm divorced.
@Murgatroydian4 жыл бұрын
@@shannonh.n.4046 Was it at least good at the time?
@shannonh.n.40464 жыл бұрын
@@Murgatroydian He farted all the time and it was disgusting...
@nadjabolliger21043 жыл бұрын
@@shannonh.n.4046 that's the reason why you divorced? I can understand that. Didn't you noticed it before you got married?!
@KandiKlover3 жыл бұрын
@@shannonh.n.4046 nah you just a betch.
@Keeleycide10 жыл бұрын
I don't think I'll ever get to an age where I don't find farts funny
@hyena1319 жыл бұрын
Keeleycide Life is over at that point.......
@351cleavland9 жыл бұрын
I am 44 and I continue to find more nuianced ways of appreciating the humor in farting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@rebellefleur4357 жыл бұрын
I'm 38 and i find them funnier and funnier every year! I was almost in tears laughing at this!
@RottingHearts7 жыл бұрын
Keeleycide my countries humour is very different from US humour. I find a lot of it funny but fart jokes just don't do anything for me
@Keeleycide7 жыл бұрын
RottingHearts well I'm from England so there are definitely differences with humour but farts are funny to me.
@bernlin20004 жыл бұрын
Why does re-actively saying "I'm farting" somehow elevate this sketch, while still being the same level of humor I enjoyed when I was 12 XD
@assmane9994 жыл бұрын
Chris Ducat You know, it’s actually a very interesting concept (I’m farting) one that dates back to old vaudeville performers like Fatty Arbuckle (I’m farting) and Buster Keaton who recognized that truly great humour had to be universal (Im still farting) and appeal to a younger audience as strongly (hold my hand I’m farting) as it would to an older one
@willmcpherson2 Жыл бұрын
@@assmane999 Yeah I was farting during that whole thing
@Silversoon7891010 ай бұрын
The mask the sound while talking over it
@scottlarock792410 ай бұрын
(I wish I was farting.)
@OhFishyFish8 жыл бұрын
Well, that's definitely enough internet for today.
@slartibartfast4264 жыл бұрын
What is that supposed to mean
@purpletopturnip41132 жыл бұрын
@@slartibartfast426 Don't act like you don't know, Slartyfartblast. 😎
@joeryan13692 жыл бұрын
Good one.
@musicmonkey19832 жыл бұрын
🤣
@justinsearles24552 жыл бұрын
lol I know what you mean.
@em94510 ай бұрын
I just seriously almost hyperventilated laughing at this. Thank You. These two are beyond funny. Glad I wasn't in the room with them.
@ChiefPO1049010 жыл бұрын
Carrie sold that character! So believable what an amazing job!
@alazarealazare8 жыл бұрын
When I uploaded this, I had turned on the subtitles by mistake. Once I read them...well...I just HAD to leave them! *lol*
@anthonyman80086 жыл бұрын
Aaron Lazare niiiiiice!
@God_Body3137 жыл бұрын
She so cute when she said "now I feel all loosey goose" lol
@jeddinger61382 жыл бұрын
Feigning a heart attack or seizure before your next big blast is always a crowd favorite. "Are you OK?!"
@ThePerpetualStudent5 жыл бұрын
The subtitles to this are the greatest thing I have ever witnessed.
@boboloko2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering who else got that
@Litcott7 жыл бұрын
My sister and I were vegan for a couple years and this is a 100% accurate portrayal of what it was like when we got together.
@fayettevillain11716 жыл бұрын
Not really, I'm vegan and I've been vegetarian for 12 years, no random ass farting.
@bodyofhope6 жыл бұрын
I was vegetarian for years and took Beano. It works!
@neil23856 жыл бұрын
just one or two absolutely massive ones where your dog ran for its safety
@04dram046 жыл бұрын
It goes away if you take digestive enzyms. Im raw vegan and have almost no gas
@s3majx_x9666 жыл бұрын
Raw vegan? Bc im vegan and that never happens lol
@gghbgtdg80477 жыл бұрын
these guys are so funny and their jokes are so fresh
@surfinmuso374 жыл бұрын
When we were kids, my sisters and i recorded a selection of farts on cassette tape. To this day... it's one of my funniest memories. It was a challenge back then ..to get to the recorder in time, have the tape cued up etc....no just grabbing your phone to record. Fart patio...lol.
@pauld2052 жыл бұрын
Thoughts and prayers to anyone sitting in front of that fan.
@flukislucas4 жыл бұрын
These captions were in a world of their own
@loomofmetals11 жыл бұрын
"Now I'm all loosey-goosey." Haha!
@leoniousmumblescraper13114 жыл бұрын
“Shiva salad?” I guess it is meant to destroy your insides.
@rickc21024 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@jessicasmith71024 жыл бұрын
Too many legumes, boOM!😱💨💩
@kurtkugel23654 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@6InchTruth4 жыл бұрын
I knew someone would say it. 😂
@Sean20464 жыл бұрын
oxalate salad mmm
@allisonshea46416 жыл бұрын
Love how casual they are about letting it rip!!
@alonzob92119 жыл бұрын
Every raw Vegan typing right now is farting between every word. Lol. Just imagine that when you read their posts hahah
@aerialrose6 жыл бұрын
Not true, and the energy and vitality of raw Vegans speaks for itself. :)
@vandalismovveganism22226 жыл бұрын
Karen Stockton your body is literally eating it's self and that's why you feel the vitality because we were meant to consume flesh.
@mr.stauffersnaturechannel40166 жыл бұрын
Meat farts are just as bad, if not worse than vegan farts. Lobster farts are the worst. Bean farts don't have a smell.
@vandalismovveganism22226 жыл бұрын
J S flatulence is a sign of poor digestion. Fruit destroys nerve insulation. Veganism is libertarianism which can never be supported by logic.
@MartVale14 жыл бұрын
J S I don’t know what beans you eat that don’t have a bad smell.
@nadiadavoli11 жыл бұрын
"I was farting during that whole thing."
@Laura-kg9le6 жыл бұрын
I went vegan january 1st. To be honest...i lived on the toilet for like 2 weeks :D once you get past that point its smooth sailing haha
@oliverram3243 Жыл бұрын
still vegan?
@ASMRyouVEGANyet Жыл бұрын
I never had that issue but my mom did. Everyone's gut biome is completely messed up from processed foods. We are still vegan nearly 10 years. All of the other family members have declining health, except us ...
@ASMRyouVEGANyet Жыл бұрын
@@oliverram3243 would you ask someone who decided to reject racist thinking if they are still against racism? It is the same concept. Veganism is a moral philosophy which rejects the objectification of nonhumans.
@oliverram3243 Жыл бұрын
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet no it’s not the same concept at all.
@Lazmanian Жыл бұрын
@@oliverram3243 do you consider non-human animal lives less valuable and deserving of life solely based on the bodies that they were born into?
@jnieswartz48784 жыл бұрын
What’s funny is that exactly how I handle my farts. I have to say “I’m farting” every time I farted
@msg27434 жыл бұрын
ew
@freddymarcel-marcum68314 жыл бұрын
Girls never fart, stop lying. At least that's what I thought until my former fiancee found me half frozen on a picnic table in a park in a town in Central Czech Republic many years ago, covered in snow and dreaming I was being stalked by wolves and I somehow got transferred to a town in Central Czech Republic and all these people from the company are handing me shots of vodka and homegrown and pointing at me laughing and saying stuff in a language that sounds like when you've bought a bunch of cigarettes and you smoked them all, for whatever reason, in a short time, now you're coughing up all kinds of things and that's the same sounds that make up the Czech language are. And there she is, she was hot, not in her country, because her country is basically like a farm for really hot chicks, about 5'10, mostly natural blonde, blue eyed, fur coats, stiletto cowboy boots, everything perfect, guess they leave because it's so hard to live in a country where everyone's hot, not the men though, men in the Czech Republic can be really good looking dudes, but the vast majority of Czech men ,they themselves admit it, it's like men from rural Virginia where I'm from, you don't fall in love with guys like us over looks, no we sometimes scare children we're so ugly and crazy looking, not all, my dad was very handsome, but your typical Czech or Virginian man, getting mad at us and calling us ugly is like encouraging us to embrace looking inbred, not that we are but a lot of us have wild eyes, and you gotta worry about a boy with wild eyes, it's genetics, or so the scientific community tends to agree on. Anyways, the Farting Queen, she did what had to be done, she saw me stumble out of the bar like a deer that's just been shot, has about 60-75 yards to live before it drops dead, which is about thirty seconds. Yeah, and she was smart, PhD by 24, hot, wicked accent, like she answered to the Kremlin, looked like Trinity from the Matrix, tight buns, Lord Jesus, couldn't drive a block without crashing my car, was crazy because of some medication she didn't talk about, loved our cats and pretty much ripped a massive fart every hour or so. I went to junior high with a bunch of other boys and she farted as much as we accused other boys of beating off in the bathroom and had less shame.
@jnieswartz48784 жыл бұрын
Freddy Marcel-Marcum yea no we definitely fart. And we smell them too.
@lanceseaman884 жыл бұрын
@@freddymarcel-marcum6831 did you just add a random chunk of text between your first and last sentence??
@freddymarcel-marcum68314 жыл бұрын
@@lanceseaman88 I dunno man, can't remember.
@lm25199 ай бұрын
the waitress positions at eye level!!.....what a mood!....
@livinonacloud7 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned: do not watch this while putting on mascara. Disastrous results. Lol!!
@MusicaNLAlma4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@wowsaikey5 жыл бұрын
i never really understood this scene but now that i am vegan, i understand this 100% oh my god
@garyh44582 жыл бұрын
You have a lot of gas?
@wowsaikey2 жыл бұрын
@@garyh4458 yeah
@kishascape2 жыл бұрын
@@wowsaikey nice :3
@2sc4589 ай бұрын
Yes, that is the perfect emoji for this subject. I like it a lot.
@NOS-bd4un6 жыл бұрын
I absolutely hate fart related humor but this is fucking hilarious!!! The fan kills me
@bandnamecalledit7393 жыл бұрын
I had this issue when I went vegetarian a few years ago, my digestive system wasn't used to the amount of fiber and raw veggies, but after accustoming my body to it and taking beano, it doesn't affect me like it. I'm also implementing vegan into my diet as well. I guess it's about your diet and the individual persons digestive track and what it's used to and what it can handle.
@Lazmanian Жыл бұрын
*plant-based Veganism is a moral stance against the unnecessary murder and exploitation of non-human animals ✌🏼
@nickreeves90332 жыл бұрын
"When in roam let that fart foam" XD
@Britty01897 жыл бұрын
Carrie looks so pretty!! 💓💓
@Muzzlepaint2 жыл бұрын
The captions are pure gold!
@mollysiqfuq37466 жыл бұрын
the fucking captions are so great. "it didn't don't feel like it's not that second he was really good mister racing team and any other stimulated feild landfill in the same thing I just couldn't see sunshine forsake Christians of something"
@burttheburger Жыл бұрын
I love this sketch so much
@64gforce2 жыл бұрын
For many reasons this is one of my favorite videos ever. Plus, Carrie looks hot with that hair style
@nadjabolliger21043 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed that hard until today!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@pointlessfailure8 жыл бұрын
I like to pull an invisible train whistle when I fart.
@crazysingingchick7 жыл бұрын
pointlessfailure pretty sure my husband does that too. 😂
@kladinvermont32899 жыл бұрын
Vegans & Carnivores; if you're trying to convert the other, how about leading with your head instead of your heart. Hatred & antagonistic rhetoric turn everyone off. To Vegans specifically: offer recipes, samplings of tasty vegan dishes and expose more people to a good, tasty, healthy choice…you will win more converts that way.
@paullindemeyer39138 жыл бұрын
Long drawn-out yet intelligent fart joke commences at 0:50.
@AmmaLove247 жыл бұрын
The first time I ever ate a raw restaurant this was pretty much what happened!
@DrummerGrrrl4 жыл бұрын
You ate the entire restaurant? Damn! You must have been starving.
@ahumanaperson4 жыл бұрын
FYI the flatulence is due to your digestive system not being used to that kind of diet, if you sustain a raw vegan diet your system will adjust and you won’t have the constant toots
@itsfirstgrade90464 жыл бұрын
@Los Fromla triggered
@fern92344 жыл бұрын
@@ahumanaperson Been at it for five years and the farting continues. Fart on fellow farter.🙊
@KrlsOtc2 жыл бұрын
@@ahumanaperson no it will not, that just proves that you are not human
@dlrs15304 жыл бұрын
The accuracy is impeccable
@startswithq88234 жыл бұрын
That bubble-guts sound at 0:38 had me wondering if there was an aquarium nearby??
@leniss10 жыл бұрын
all this sketches are genious!!
@2sc4589 ай бұрын
"Wh what was that? ...a little mustard seed?"
@nadeygmail9444 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this show 🤣
@LilybelleLocks9 жыл бұрын
this episode had me and my husband laughing so much! I eat like this all the time so it doesn't affect me this way, but getting him on juice and extra veggies LOL well its pretty accurate ;)
@blue2tang4 жыл бұрын
I love correcting people on their pronunciation of "quinoa".
@crystalsherman66812 жыл бұрын
"I'm farting" straight face and kept talking thats the kind of confidence I need lol
@rockzalt6 жыл бұрын
It's hard to believe that something like Portlandia and Duck Dynasty exist in the same universe.
@Cheese-is-its-own-food-group6 жыл бұрын
Portlandia is my new fave!!! This one was awesome!!!
@jred12936 жыл бұрын
As a vegan myself I can def say that I farted WAY more before lol
@captaincarl110 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this would be funny even without most of the fart noises.
@patdgal546 жыл бұрын
Was that girl at the end Eugenia Cooney? It looked just like her
@MionMikan5 жыл бұрын
Eugenia can't fart cause she doesn't eat
@reut00944 жыл бұрын
@@MionMikan she does now! Yay!
@Mamaroo924 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing!!!
@hwago1234 жыл бұрын
I was wondering the same thing, but I don’t think it is.
@MarchionessDarby623 жыл бұрын
No. Too heavy.
@null64576 жыл бұрын
FART AREA PART KILLED ME 😂
@the23er4 жыл бұрын
Never laughed so much at a fart joke.... well done.
@MartyM.4 жыл бұрын
I looked and apparently this is a real restaurant in Portland. Interesting. :)
@johnward63618 жыл бұрын
the subtitles are hilarious
@durangobrando10 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughter. Oh God, I'm crying.
@pieman30073 жыл бұрын
Fart patio...genius! Love from the UK
@Alicezcool11 жыл бұрын
"Now I'm all loosey goosey" Lols
@bernlin200010 жыл бұрын
They sell Quinoa at my store...never knew how to say it, and neither did anyone else!
@crazysingingchick7 жыл бұрын
Chris Ducat I was asking where tempeh was at a health food store and I was like, "Do you have temp-ay, or temp-uh, or however you say it?" The guy who worked there gave me a pitying look. He was actually nice and helpful, though. I felt like I was living in a Portlandia skit and this was in Springfield, IL! 😂 I didn't know how to pronounce quinoa at first, either!
@lostusaslambus11 жыл бұрын
I was laughing through this entire skit. LOL
@WalidMadrid11 жыл бұрын
I love the way the waitress leans to take the order, in that pseudo spontaneus natural way now managers impose on waiters in some venues, to create closure and some sense of "fun". I mean, it´s much better than the robotic tirany that waiters have to work with around the globe, in a sort of paid-slave fashion. I hope all lean. (I love Portlandia for the details)
@ticonice17454 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 So True, I was in Portland as a long distance mover and my company put an ad on craigslist for helpers to offload a section of a 53' moving trailer. Turns out one of the helper was a vegan. And bloated gas bug 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Guy passed gas in front of everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joanr31892 жыл бұрын
Sorry, why can’t I stop laughing? And I haven’t even had my coffee 😂
@richardmurphy90064 жыл бұрын
Vegans go through a lot of scented candles a lot
@healinggrounds194 жыл бұрын
We do.
@rickc21024 жыл бұрын
Damn, glad I still eat fish.
@WaywardPondering4 жыл бұрын
Essential oils help.
@mona7204 жыл бұрын
LOL
@NotAnAngryLesbian6 жыл бұрын
Ate at an Indian buffet. Lord, it wasnt a pretty 24 hours after.
@Ervgoti11 жыл бұрын
Eating more salads wouldn't make the difference. It's the raw starch. Raw vegan food is a growing trend. Foods high in starch is actually difficult to digest. This leads to partially digested sugars passing through to the lower intestines where bacteria feast on it leading to gas. Cooking this type of food helps break down the starch. Also partially germinating the food helps as it releases enzymes. For example, with quinoa its recommend cooking it or soaking it for a while to let in germinate.
@SarahMorrigan10 жыл бұрын
The "fart patio" must have been filmed at a completely different location! :P
@Dee_Generate7 жыл бұрын
I thought that girl was Grimes in the thumbnail
@royery5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Eugenia Cooney
@phorse10 жыл бұрын
Now I'm all loosey goosey...
@princessebob3 жыл бұрын
Turn on the subtitles. "I wish they had cushions or something" was written as, "Forsake christians for something". Two levels of entertainment right there.
@wesmantooth59082 жыл бұрын
You think that’s an accident? That’s Bill Gates, Zuck and Google’s ongoing war on God
@mk1st4 жыл бұрын
"Let that fart foam"😂🤣😂
@willbond6 жыл бұрын
Those are good looks for those two.
@vicinvesta83494 жыл бұрын
"How are you todoing?" I will use that.
@doommuffinz52766 жыл бұрын
"Im gunna keep talking, through your fart" xD
@p.a.sierra35264 жыл бұрын
Oh my...!! this is so real and so funny!
@todoesbosta10 жыл бұрын
I'm a vegan and I find this fucking hilarious! Love this kind of humor
@l9a3u4 жыл бұрын
Still vegan ?
@lizzichi864 жыл бұрын
Mariano, the carnivore diet incel wants to know if you're still vegan. That's how pathetic his incel life is.
@MyMessyMind4 жыл бұрын
@@lizzichi86 why so aggressive? you dont even know what their diet is
@yamabushi1704 жыл бұрын
@@lizzichi86 Asking a simple question provokes a needlessly passive aggressive response from you? THAT'S pretty damn pathetic.
@arkhammass59354 жыл бұрын
Same.
@KimRope6 жыл бұрын
Who else recognizes their server is LONELYGIRL from the first days of youtube!?!
@DrowFighterMage5 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT!
@royery5 жыл бұрын
Ahh... the first youtubers.... when making KZbin videos wasn't about the money. I wonder if like some of those youtubers (before 2010s) still active and popular now.
@royery5 жыл бұрын
ijustine is the one that comes to mind at first for me, she started making vids in 2007 and just for the love of making vids and being on cam.
@Ravenousyouth5 жыл бұрын
@@royery it was all fake ....
@robkunkel8833 Жыл бұрын
Leslie Nielsen would be proud of this routine. He loved to do interviews with a whoopee cushion.
@minnionator4 жыл бұрын
a 2 min long fart joke. brilliant.
@xm1a1x2 жыл бұрын
This happened to me when I ate at a raw food restaurant
@flowerdoodle24384 жыл бұрын
They must have added the fart noises in the past couple years because I don’t remember them being in there when I’ve viewed this in the past
@IthyPhalloph7 жыл бұрын
in the unlikely case I ever open a restaurant, I ll definetly have a fart patio...how can you not
@TXDogg8310 жыл бұрын
"when in Rome..let that fart foam"
@Balthazar22422 жыл бұрын
The hand hold gets me
@pigjubby17 жыл бұрын
100% South Pasadena, California, exempt not even near as neurotic.
@henchmanb5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap the closed captions are outrageous
@ImNotaRussianBot7 жыл бұрын
As someone who is vegan, I have sprayed the back of many a toilet. MANY.
@bananapooptime4 жыл бұрын
Extremely accurate.
@LoveConsciousFamily8 жыл бұрын
We agree with your clip. Tobias and Melanie MT World -The World Traveling Couple
@alazarealazare8 жыл бұрын
:)
@nightmare-nightmarenightma11473 жыл бұрын
"I'm farting" "Yeah"
@Just-C2 жыл бұрын
Thought I heard Dead Prez start playin when they hit the fart patio. Lmfao