How’d he even make it through meps? Let alone the firing portion of BCT? 😂
@Jarod-vg9wq23 күн бұрын
I wonder how many joined cause of Call of Duty?
@GunnerMitchell-y3gАй бұрын
Pro call of duty players need to be drafted besides they just killed the game anyway
@ZackShark1Ай бұрын
This is happening irl in the UK lmfao
@Ju4gemen1Ай бұрын
"13 deaths.... good luck in the military"
@Country_guy_okay2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bluewolflunaayameinuzuka40312 ай бұрын
private what are you doing in the armory looking for my marijuana leaf camo wrap rpk sir
@reutsys11582 ай бұрын
Many people like this joining ukraine army now :))
@aijint3 ай бұрын
I SHOULD'VE JOINED THE COAST GUARD
@ChaoticNonBinary-z3n3 ай бұрын
You can call of duty a military man, but can’t military a call of duty man.
@SmileyAllTheTime3 ай бұрын
Why are you sitting in a corner in a room?
@IdleMonk-wu3fc3 ай бұрын
Videogames are meant to be beatable, stuff that happens in campaigns is scripted, the character most of the time doesn't eat, doesn't drink water, doesn't sleep, doesn't even blink.
@ajaxmaxbitch2 ай бұрын
Thx for the info didn't know
@BalungUripz2 ай бұрын
Is there any first person video games that are actually realistic.
@Niudento_mayrotastic_kompani3 ай бұрын
I used to remember watching this when i was 8 years old.
@user-yjbc5e7f9b743 ай бұрын
He should have played cod more
@redtapex40914 ай бұрын
That one NPC *NOW, YOU KNOW OUR STRUGGLES YOU FREAKING DIPSHIT*
@TheHeartlessHero4 ай бұрын
Low key, I can't respect a cod player. Cheating, camping, and spamming nades are three of my daily complaints... they're also pathetically immature. I should know, I've worked with 40 year old grown a** men who cheat, they throw homophobic slurs every match, and those slurs are typically at other sad and pathetic 40 year olds or worse, its aimed at screaming children through the mic. BELIEVE ME, I'd be the first to put his a** 6 feet under just for being a cod player alone. I go as far as screen shotting the social list and reporting dozens of people every match for either cheating, camping, nade spamming, or just the vulgarity. I like COD WW2, but these grown basment dwellers ruin the game for casual players like me. My buddy joked about sending malware, but that's too much.
@HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw4 ай бұрын
These fellas are just ahead of their time. In the future when we’re fighting with drones guys who can play games 72 hours straight on nothing but energy drinks and cool ranch Doritos will be highly recruited.
@KX365 ай бұрын
Love how they let him join as a PFC due to past experience.
@Tjalve705 ай бұрын
Completely unrealistic. He isn't nearly fat enough, and he's able to move.
@justinian5367 ай бұрын
0:38 still some of the funniest shit ive seen to date
@UnKnown-be6qe8 ай бұрын
Realistic
@gwstuff41748 ай бұрын
Inaccurate, he didn’t once say the n word
@joshualfalken9 ай бұрын
idk that man wouldn't last two seconds on a cutter.
@jaye19679 ай бұрын
I believe the irl army proved to have way more physical exertion and way less shootie pwnage.
@or10nsharkfin10 ай бұрын
Recruiter looking at him like, "wtf does that even mean"
@AStrangeWindmill10 ай бұрын
Well, that's one way out of the contract.
@darrieonmoore360910 ай бұрын
Sums it up perfectly
@tomastomas450711 ай бұрын
trash
@nerogers0511 ай бұрын
Hey dont worry at least you will get a purple heart
@kobebryant391811 ай бұрын
His controller wasn’t even on
@ImageSally11 ай бұрын
Super effective! Also, there's a sneaky technique to make his body experience a pleasurable kind of electricity that can make turn into a madman, try go'ogling Jevie Hindlerg's Mastery if you're not shy about these types of things!
@smilinpokerface Жыл бұрын
Why does this remind me of the Avocado fhahghit fhaht fhuhk
@Neverpullingitout Жыл бұрын
7 yrs
@ajaxmaxbitch Жыл бұрын
*private becomes a sniper* *goes in the battlefield and tries to quickscope*
@MbekezeliSibonga Жыл бұрын
Slide cancel
@Chompak_ Жыл бұрын
0:58 such an incredible scream
@Gamesmaster613 Жыл бұрын
🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤❤🎉🎉❤❤❤🎉
@chuyitopizana1251 Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that for most of the black ops trilogy and yes i do count waw as a prequel, your mostly just a marine in the campaign, in waw your a marine in the pacific, in bo1 mason is a recon force captain along with woods same goes for the second one only that david is a navy seal, after that i dont know what branch bo3 and 4 pertains to
@ajaxmaxbitch Жыл бұрын
4 doesn't have a campaign
@chuyitopizana1251 Жыл бұрын
@@ajaxmaxbitch they do but as a dlc, but I see why people don’t count it as canon
@docholliday2311 Жыл бұрын
Epic
@Gamer2008hLVEH2 Жыл бұрын
Call of Fail 💀
@ismaelgingles9409 Жыл бұрын
Please do a part 2
@ramennoodles1843 Жыл бұрын
Call of Duty is different from the military. This guy is so out of shape he can't even keep up with his squad! Or even tolerate pepper spray and use a real weapon, as he even pointed the weapon at himself! Yeah he should have joined the Coast Guard, but instead the Canadian Coast Guard as they don't issue weapons to Coast Guard officers!
@cadetcrockett2276 Жыл бұрын
You realize this isn’t real, right? It’s obviously actors. You’re talking like you think this video is depicting a real event.
@bud1221 Жыл бұрын
Man what happened to common sense
@ajaxmaxbitch Жыл бұрын
@@bud1221gone reduced to atoms
@jaxsonruiz-davis4950 Жыл бұрын
0:21
@motorvenom7113 Жыл бұрын
What happened to the glass door videos if you dont mind me asking?
@Milty2001 Жыл бұрын
PRIVATE WHY DIDN'T YOU REQUEST THE HOUND DOGS! private: they're stealing my kills D:
@bobsmith-vl5sk Жыл бұрын
Yes
@billyalmond3350 Жыл бұрын
Bros just the modern version of private pile from full metal jacket
@theabbottagencylive5210 Жыл бұрын
13000th comment. Love the video, good work.
@duce3030 Жыл бұрын
army veteran: die after fighting 5 men on his own bro who plays cod 24/7: 360 no scoped 10 men in one bullet