COD Player Joins the Army

[@brendonlopez9170]

I served in: Black ops 1 Black Ops 2 Black Ops 3

[@mat4860]

I MW4,MW3,MW2,BO1,BO2,BO3,BO4,WW2 and World At War but i am not another a good player on multiplayer 😅

[@mister_wide]

I served in CoD 1, UO, 2, 4, WaW, MW2, BO, MW3, BO2, Ghosts, AW, BO3, IW, MWR, WW2, BO4, MW... And Mobile.

[@UltimateBioz]

I just want to take the time out of my day to say thank you for y’all service

[@centauria9122]

I was a COD veteran good at killing the enemy team until a modder came into my lobby, puts on anti-quit and uses unfair aimbot at my team over and over till the battle ended.

[@masrendra8625]

I served In CoD Finest Hour, Big Red One, and CoD 3

[@IllgoLame]

This guy wasn’t at his full potential, because they weren’t playing on nuketown

[@jaydee9672]

I miss Nuketown from BO1 baaaaadly.

[@Fred_the_1996]

Yeeeeeeeee

[@lokiteevee3514]

big true

[@egg69420]

WHAT NUKETOWN IS NOT A REAL PLACE THERE IS ONLY NUKE TEST SITES YOU IDIOT P.s I know it’s a joke

[@zap_morgan8983]

Illgo fax

[@jackashmore]

"Are you sure about this" Nothing any military recruiter has ever said

[@haydencook682]

More like, you sure you don't wanna go 18x?

[@Femtosett]

@@haydencook682 LOL

[@TH0bbs]

He could smell the Doritos on his breath.

[@arcticfoxx9000]

@@TH0bbs doritos are nasty

[@MLGProMaster-tu9tz]

@@arcticfoxx9000 YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK FOULY OF THE HOLY CHIPS?!?!?

[@sinistercrusader4981]

“private, why are you bringing your gun to the airport?” “no russian, sir”

[@sassterthesass1144]

Underrated one XD

[@Trent733]

Objective make peace with Makarov

[@lesikskssksk7]

Objective kill everyone to stay undercover

[@Trent733]

@@lesikskssksk7 objective that's not an objective

[@jockeyfield1954]

"but your gun isn't even fully loaded, and it's still on safety, and there's no one at the airport due to covid"

[@joesaf2690]

"HEY, WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!!" "SENDING HATE MESSAGE SIR!!"

[@yuseisatouissuffering]

That one enemy just stop shooting and did the same

[@necro5430]

Enemy: “....So yeah you’re gay.” *Shreds Guitar*

[@jimmycarburator2012]

nice profile pic

[@joesaf2690]

@@jimmycarburator2012 nice profile pic

[@nocturnal5eyedmoth151]

@@joesaf2690 Trollehe

[@valware6796]

Guy: *accidentally shoots friendly soldier* Also guy: WAIT I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS HARDCORE MODE

[@weather9405]

lol

[@micosstar]

welp.

[@OrenTubing]

Just kick me off the match what am I sitting in jail for?

[@panmig]

Wait there is friendly fire on?

[@fruitwagon9275]

I’m pretty sure they have to tell you the game mode before you start

[@siomaiethan]

He is a real soldier, I fought him on double xp weekend

[@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969]

post gamertag or didn't happen

[@briangarcia4665]

Mazarin IV Mama_deeznutzXD278

[@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969]

Sorry, I think the both of you misunderstood. I was asking Siomai Ethan, not either of you.

[@SomeGuy-fl1gz]

I think he was trying out for a special forces contract green beret

[@kingcheems7094]

@@kanekiryuga3713 nice try

[@Verundanir]

"Private! Why are you fully armed in the hospital?!" "Spawn camping sir!"

[@KShauryaDwivedi]

You said who instead of why

[@Verundanir]

@@KShauryaDwivedi you saw nothing. Move along

[@KShauryaDwivedi]

@@Verundanir yessir

[@f.b.i2132]

best one

[@Charlietolemy]

That was probably the best

[@Arty014]

Guy carrying over 150 lbs of equipment: "Damnit why tf I can't sprint and slide?! That's fcking lag..."

[@OrenTubing]

Enters a helicopter Why is this thing not flying straight? Stupid bugs

[@anthonylong9067]

*one stab and killed instantly* How tf is that even possible!?

[@conscripthornet4430]

Anthony Long Well I mean, people have easily survived 8 stab wounds so a single stab wound won’t exactly kill you unless they’re in specific areas.

[@conscripthornet4430]

Not to mention the fact in games such as CoD, the knives are more of slashes rather than full on stabs, so they definitely won’t kill you if they hit once.

[@ManiPlaysYT]

Tries to shoot gun but misses all bullets Where's my aim/target assist?!

[@bigali2783]

When you go on that 30 killstreak but get ptsd instead of a tactical nuke

[@aturkeymain]

action man

[@Silent-in2yz]

Underrated comment

[@Tom-ds2bx]

A bargain

[@TyrDrum]

They played us like a damn fiddle!

[@balfourwheatley6644]

😂😂

[@consume_vegetables]

The good thing is he wasn't all talk. He actually enlisted.

[@BernieTheDevastator]

ZEN ZEN just to fail. Miserably

[@thebaylock]

@@BernieTheDevastator i mean he tried tho

[@kraftytactician5529]

That ain't courage either, that guy got too proud of himself

[@ghoulishpugold2348]

I fail the asvab:(

[@scotsman242]

Jose Toshua kun animes legales how the fuck do you fail the ASVAB?

[@albert5lm387]

“Private! Why are you hugging the wall?!!” I am AFK, Sir!

[@ausbossmoved]

@Trashcan no u

[@1odyssey]

L Joke def the worst joke in the comments so far

[@Azkinyte]

@@1odyssey don't take in so much salt, it's affecting you

[@radelusspearmen7911]

*"PRIVATE WHY DID YOU SHOOT OUR OWN MEN"* I was testing friendly fire, Sir!

[@Grumpycat_CODM]

Wkwkwkwk

[@emmravito9165]

@@Grumpycat_CODM woy salah server aowkwk

[@mussicanttakegreece7296]

Underrated comment.

[@yuseisatouissuffering]

When he jumped off a building to test the fall damage

[@catlover1581]

wkwkwkwkkwkw

[@stormy4255]

“We’re being attacked! Take cover” Cod player: *starts slide canceling*

[@Fair..]

Lmao

[@captainrayquaza80]

But isnt fit enough get up after the slide lol

[@bossdogtx]

Me too

[@s0twin]

@@Fair.. Go away Fortnite

[@Fair..]

@@s0twin I don’t play fortnite anymore

[@ablanco1453]

"Ready for a nuke" Instructor: WTF

[@theplayer2545]

Imagine bro!! some pulling that shit IRL 🤣🤣🤣 the reactions

[@steelmastiff5592]

TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING! *timer starts

[@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee]

"Fuck this shit,VERIFYING PASSCODE"

[@soupperstar]

"ENEMY M.O.A.B INCOMING"

[@chokyboy8816]

Halo Infinite btd

[@certified_geek7536]

"private! Why are you inside the floor headshoting everyone?" "I'm hacking, sir."

[@EpicWarrior131]

True

[@EpicWarrior131]

It's weird randomly seeing you here😂

[@certified_geek7536]

@@EpicWarrior131 lol you again

[@EpicWarrior131]

@@certified_geek7536 His verse on Trust was flames

[@certified_geek7536]

@@EpicWarrior131 we should finish this up on the other thread Btw I agree.

[@The_GK1]

"PRIVATE, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT RADIOING US AIR SUPPORT?!" "I can't sir. I still need another kill"

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

Needs 1 more kill for a chopper gunner

[@teresacarbajal1628]

Lol

[@olliered9924]

nah he is trying to get nuclear medal thats why he cant call in streaks :)

[@mickonatividad4284]

999 likes cant brake it

[@VRALLSTARS17]

.

[@milan_gielis]

"Private you only fired two shots, why are you throwing away your mag?" "Just gotta sir!"

[@laufey8358]

lmao

[@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582]

dammn i must be the only one who expends all the ammo and looks for other ammo around and uses up all the ammo cause i like spraying bullets and then picking up different guns and collecting ammo lol

[@koawatsontoo1103]

HHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FAXXX

[@mrksaw9326]

@@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582 nope

[@sfsodz8419]

You can take a bullet from a different magazine.

[@himehime2900]

*reloads after using 1 bullet *

[@ImJustAoperator]

Hahshsh

[@detergent3081]

Me

[@3l_k1r47]

😂

[@lookatmyright]

"Taktikal"

[@reaperroseyt203]

@Kyle The Motherfucking Manager I know that's cap it's an impossible thing to stop doing

[@GreatWideWonder]

“PRIVATE, WHY ARE YOU KILLING YOURSELF!?” Switching teams sir!

[@The_GK1]

"Treason, sir!"

[@prone_navy2013]

😐 *SoFunny* 3 weeks ago (edited)

[@mq-r3apz291]

"private why u killing yourself?" reverse boosting sir!

[@Kratos_Messi7050]

*Random man spawns in thin air* Enemy: What the fu

[@1odyssey]

L Joke

[@dememes933]

Cod player: is friendly fire on? *shoots teammate* Cod player: oh its on...why isnt he respawning is this search and destroy?

[@I_love_M4A1]

It's ultra hard core mode

[@Justradleg]

*Minecraft hardcore joined the chat*

[@gunnervrog]

Yeah I made this 69 likes

[@aquaninja1903]

I made this 100 likes plus ur a tru cod player

[@Justradleg]

@@aquaninja1903 nice but did we ask

[@zackftw2748]

“Private! Why are you spinning around in circles!” “Trickshotting sir!”

[@Tyler-fx9hf]

*hits a 360 no scope* YES *friendly fire*

[@rahirz4234]

Ah yes

[@madlyplayzz2341]

gotta land that noscope

[@Saitama-gm9fv]

e

[@pendejopendejo4682]

Fr 😂

[@replica3061]

CoD player: *Gets shot* *Medic rushes over to nurse wound* CoD player: Nah I’m good just need to wait til the bloody screen goes away

[@somegal-89]

I just spilled my jam and I have to wipe it off my face

[@thelssjbroly9873]

😂😂😂

[@johnbezos8644]

Lol

[@_depresso_1104]

Smacks an ice pack and you're good to go.

[@NoobsDudes]

Lmao

[@Demon_-Angel]

“Private what are you crying about!?” “I didn’t get gold camo this match sir!”

[@Dude_bruh]

Why are you painting your rifle in glowing neon this is a night time mission

[@Demon_-Angel]

@@Dude_bruh “Private why are you trying to kill yourself. “ loadout change sir!”

[@michaelperez5822]

@@Demon_-Angel why do people love to standout probably to get killed

[@visibleknight12]

@@Demon_-Angel Hi Ghost

[@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359]

@@Demon_-Angel I saw you die with roach.

[@Tekstar85]

After he died, he'll be surprised there is no respawn.

[@thekhans2823]

Tekstar , Hah

[@Arty014]

"Where the hell is the way for the Gulag???"

[@Tekstar85]

@Aquila Aeternus fleeee

[@martinmadrazo6189]

Then he wanted to talk to Jesus’s manager

[@AnthonyDoesYouTube]

COD GODS HAVE FAILED US

[@mikeoxmaul9870]

“Why does this gun have recoil?”

[@YooKkang]

bruh, it's CGI

[@vVintorez]

@@YooKkang bruh it’s a joke

[@ihatedio7513]

I don’t have Reddit, somebody wooosh this guy (wer wer)

[@punjivr]

@@ihatedio7513 please don't

[@noobgamer-rel]

@@punjivr r/woshhhhhhhhh

[@orisisorisis]

**says he’s a prestige master level 700** Game: shows him being a level 41

[@pepsiman9751]

It's his "alt" account

[@kokomine578]

Stolen valor

[@saikaamri5871]

@@kokomine578 that's a genius comment lmao

[@zekesunna2003]

isn't that because you prestige and reset your rank at like lvl 50??

[@zodiax6782]

@@zekesunna2003 no

[@RussellPlaysMods]

"Private! Why is your wallet out!" "Giving my money to Activision, Sir!"

[@tushar_manjhi]

Lmao

[@mxiicro7903]

Nice

[@paragon4765]

Lmao nice one

[@cappuccinosnephew1382]

EA games be like:

[@NiloWafer19]

I mean to be fair, we have our wallets out just to buy replacement uniforms all the time anyway..

[@Paratrooper12100]

I FUCKED UP! I SHOULD'VE JOINED THE COAST GUARD!! Omg I was in tears!

[@bryan8404]

Fajitahmed true that

[@luismejia1069]

Welcome to the IED playing fields EOD or not still the first man to die

[@bobrosser1101]

Fajitahmed airforce does nothing but sit on a seat and ride

[@CatAdvantage]

Bob Rosser sure mate. Nothing. Not rigorous training on how to fly, how to deal with the g force, all of that and more is just nothing, huh?

[@slmtiger4823]

CatAdvantage That’s mainly pilots, and their Special Warfare programs are really great, but most of the regular jobs in the AF don’t require much

[@yuseisatouissuffering]

"private! What are you doing on the corpse!" "Teabagging sir!"

[@BubbIeHub]

This is my favorite comment.

[@romuloprieto2529]

XDDD

[@knoxkoontz6539]

Underrated

[@Jeramuse]

I Shall Break The 666 Likes

[@anxiouspaw]

teabagging is a sexual slang, so yeah i have teabagged kids in Afghanistan wbu

[@jay89452]

"Private! What are you doing in that corner?" "Camping, Sir!"

[@rns2490]

In the army they camp

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Well I mean, that's what snipers do IRL, right?

[@basil1529]

Bro it’s not called camping we call it *tactical positioning*

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@basil1529 BRUH IT'S CAMPING AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@_oracle]

Don't read my name

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

When a Halo player joins the army "Private, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?" "Sir, finishing this fight."

[@dracokun]

Can't live a day without seeing you in comment sections

[@proudturkey7312]

Gr8

[@renamamiya9516]

Here before this blows up

[@kyomi444]

Yes

[@bailujen8052]

Teabag

[@callumpowell2378]

Me in army: where’s the uav

[@alishouman8486]

Counter uav has been launched

[@Vywu]

*predator missile in bound*

[@centauria9122]

Oh and respawns are disabled so...

[@danielhughes8593]

Me in the Army: how do I get a care package

[@jesuissoldatamericain8771]

Me in army: where's your safety belt?

[@madlyplayzz2341]

"PRIVATE WHY ARE YOU CALLING THE ENEMY AFTER THE BATTLE?" "GOTTA SAY GG SIR" "THEN WHY DOES THE MESSAGE SAY EZ?!"

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

Really he is trying to tell him that they got destroyed, rekt

[@ytpmichaelrosen9190]

He's sending a message to them. It reads "rekt".

[@michaelperez5822]

@@ytpmichaelrosen9190 what the is that profile picture Michael I'm also Michael

[@lil_kay8157]

Lol

[@meow6918]

Plot twist: GG stands for "git gud"

[@lalusukirman6738]

"private why are you keep reloading after shooting one bullet?" "it's the law"

[@litmodz4826]

Fax

[@snowskul4103]

🤣 fax, yas

[@legionfaun7672]

Ahhh! The OCD

[@hellodarkness4868]

GUYS NO ONE LIKE THIS COMMENT ITS AT 777

[@alemi3d]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4KaaqN3m896bpo&t

[@MrSinyminyGamer]

"Soldier, why are you rapidly squating during combat!?!" "Asserting dominance sir!!"

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

Lol

[@nolanmccormick7253]

Yes this is my I do drugs

[@ididntaskverified3663]

Teabagging sir

[@rainsara2795]

Best one

[@kafkaesk3449]

T-pose to assert dominance

[@thepeakperspective]

“What are you doing wasting your ammo!” “I’m spraying this kids body hold up”

[@strikerfrost7222]

Wait so you DON'T change mags every 10 shots???

[@_oracle]

Don't read my name

[@axkvs]

@@_oracle dont worry we wont

[@_oracle]

@@axkvs wait, that's illegal

[@initial6325]

@@_oracle wait, you’re illegal

[@gav.n1]

*Everybody gangsta until he starts testing friendly fire*

[@adhyakejriwal]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@johnpaulabocad6941]

@diddys basement in that case he’d die before getting aid

[@adgaeming693]

o h n o

[@caturlifelive]

hha

[@addy3164]

They should have had him sitting in a corner with two claymores and a shotgun

[@nfamus540]

With a riot shield on his back

[@joea7590]

I get the joke but this was before mw was out.

[@AKun07]

he would get his legs blown off by the claymores irl, they have a shit ton of range

[@cheeriosaregood920]

Joe A mw was out over a decade before this video. There are 4 of them. The reboot came out just recently but the other 3 came out a long time ago

[@K-----]

@@joea7590 Do you even know when MW was released? This video was from 2016...Quite a few CODs before even had campers like that.

[@BodyByBoutros]

"Private, why do you keep spinning around with the sniper rifle!?" "It's a 360 no scope headshot, sir!"

[@bandanasaikia6048]

🤣🤣

[@drysoup1137]

*misses and shoots sergeant*

[@Kratos_Messi7050]

*Gets obliterated by a taliban sniper* "gg ez rekt kid"

[@1odyssey]

W Joke

[@zetify2594]

Cod player: *Gets 20 kills in a row* Also Cod player: where is my Nuke

[@pin7255]

Lmao

[@semetry4651]

30

[@capnshteen]

It’s 30

[@freginsafer6087]

@@semetry4651 .some parts need 25

[@semetry4651]

FREGINSAFER ok but cod black ops 3 needs 30

[@mattmvn]

Us realizing this is gonna be the truth when we get drafted:

[@Di_616]

Everyone except America and Irak: **Laughs in safe**

[@MadsenTheDane]

meh it aint that hard, only in the beginning

[@l3gtk1la3]

Why is this on my recommened?

[@dmitrikaljuznoi1323]

@@l3gtk1la3 Yeah... Maybe because you are a healthy 18 year old? Who knows...

[@l3gtk1la3]

@@dmitrikaljuznoi1323 im only 16😂😂

[@sparshdaksh]

Me reloads after firing 1 bullet Everyone: The Fak

[@JerkyStallion]

"TACTICAL RELOAD"

[@friendlyneighborhoodrottwe4960]

31/119

[@kalechip9074]

Al R you did see the quotations right?

[@No-cc1fq]

@Al R tactical reload incoming

[@giacomocircelli8903]

@Al R i see you are a man of colture as well

[@diegojames8678]

“PRIVATE, WHY ARE YOU TELEPORTING LIKE THAT??” “I’m lagging, sir!”

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

Bro me in the military

[@Hiroshi-eu4hd]

@@acanadiancapitalist2107 you sure about that?

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

@@Hiroshi-eu4hd yeah I’m sure it is a joke. Understand it plz

[@Hiroshi-eu4hd]

@@acanadiancapitalist2107 ah I see my bad i can’t tell because sometimes people tell the truth and I can’t tell when people are joking

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

@@Hiroshi-eu4hd of course we can’t lag in real life. But when I get shot, it’s why am I lagging?!

[@mister_wide]

Just a small tip, don't join the army when your last name is Ramirez.

[@yusuf_kizilkaya]

Ramirez! quickscope the entire Russian army with your knife!

[@vn4228]

Rofl

[@sand5533]

Foley: “You know: RA-MIR-EZ, boil ‘im, mash ‘im, stick ‘im in a stew.”

[@nevanramirez8287]

Uh.... ya don't say....

[@abcdefg2591]

Ramirez deserves a spot in Delta Force for all that work...

[@TheCheesyOneYT]

"This is like ordering a pie and finding it has extra filling"

[@TheCheesyOneYT]

yes

[@bonkmeabeab3563]

@@TheCheesyOneYT yes

[@TheCheesyOneYT]

@@bonkmeabeab3563 yes

[@luisangelofrancia8982]

Hm.

[@archiebyrne5779]

Yes

[@forc3468]

“I’ve got a silver star and a green beret what about you?” “Well I’ve got dark matter.”

[@Overdrive1]

Green Beret: salutes*

[@thereisnofinishline5773]

yeah really fucking OP, I'm lucky to have the high ground tho

[@phantomjosh2148]

What is that pfp? My cousin has that and idk what it is

[@forc3468]

@@phantomjosh2148 Kakashi aesthetic pfp

[@necro5430]

@@thereisnofinishline5773 but you underestimated his power

[@simonr3568]

“Private where is your holographic sight and silencer” Earning my reptile camos sir

[@adrin4261]

True

[@zackftw2748]

Underrated

[@kaiserfloppaiii5214]

my man on the grind there

[@retard6552]

Suppressor* but it's fine I've got it wrong too

[@grootsChannel]

@@retard6552 didn't the original patent call it a silencer?

[@The_Subjugator]

*"Just like the simulations."*

[@hanks_2210]

*WATCH* *THOSE* *WRIST ROCKETS*

[@FLAMEalan]

Clankers!

[@hmasterchaos8700]

We have conquered a command post, a command post is falling under enemy control, we have control of a command post, a command post is falling under enemy control

[@legorebelfleettrooper5392]

look out it's major melevolance-er uh general grievous

[@hmasterchaos8700]

classic battlefront 2: Bring it on Ani, Modern Battlefront 2: I’m sorry I called you Ani, Anakin please spare my life

[@CrimsonAkamaru]

"Private, why your standing infront of the enemy entrance!" "im spawn killing sir"

[@TWH-lp4bn]

*stands to the side as an Afghan woman gives birth*

[@suryavardhansinghshekhawat865]

@@TWH-lp4bn 👀💀

[@ionutfelicitari9328]

remember your is for possesion and youre is for defining someone like you're one of the many people that didnt know the difference between your and you're you're is short for you are

[@suryavardhansinghshekhawat865]

@@ionutfelicitari9328 chill man this is yt for God's sake. You don't have to correct grammar here.

[@ionutfelicitari9328]

@@suryavardhansinghshekhawat865 im not doing it bc its youtube but bc i want

[@mrjerry1499]

Don’t worry, he respawned.

[@leticiajadia3211]

Hopefully....

[@kv2674]

In hell or heaven lol

[@user-gn5id9qh5s]

no, he pressed X to skip kill cam.

[@thenerdyweeb4899]

@@kv2674 good point I believe in stupid town

[@niks.7299]

"Private, why do you change the weapon instead of reloading?" "Its faster sir!"

[@zackftw2748]

Underrated

[@bruhmomento4462]

well yes technically unless your gonna throw the mag away to quickly get a new one, reloading and grabbing a new mag, while putting the old one back in is slower than if you were to pull out your pistol and shoot, just make sure your pistol is also full ammo (pls dont woosh me i get the joke)

[@niks.7299]

@@bruhmomento4462 at least we have an expert right there

[@bruhmomento4462]

@@niks.7299 no im not anybody can tell that fact xd

[@williamzhu9160]

its technically true tho. there was some spec ops dude that tried it. every time he tested it, reloading his rifle was way slower than just switching to his pistol

[@santsthetoaster]

"Stop wasting your ammo private!" "It's fine I have the scavenger perk"

[@iw8ship]

that would be me 😂

[@alemi3d]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4KaaqN3m896bpo .

[@iw8ship]

@@alemi3d who in their right mind would be looking for that 😂

[@alemi3d]

@@iw8ship for game development and cutscenes

[@cakesinspace3194]

im your 666th like :)

[@builtbetter1278]

Everyone gangsta in the shooting range till you hear a voice say "practice is over, lets see what you've learned"

[@Mohamed-pj7sx]

“Time for the real thing”

[@sky3fall866]

Then they pull out some consoles

[@DaveEllen967]

Get ready for the warzone!

[@sicxpickle5559]

“Enough fucking about”

[@bethanythepandagirl9555]

The worst things is his Xbox controller wasn’t even turned on and he didn’t even even get 50 kills

[@sluzbeni]

Johhny The Internet Hobo that’s not a cod player then or he’s just gay

[@bethanythepandagirl9555]

Vuko what’s wrong with being gay?

[@sluzbeni]

Bethany The panda GIRL 🤷‍♂️i don’t like them if u think i care about boohoo ur a homophob !! no. i don’t.

[@lightningspirit5695]

@@sluzbeni What's wrong with mouse and keyboard?

[@bethanythepandagirl9555]

Vuko their is nothing wrong with gay people they are the same as the rest of us they are still human just because someone is gay doesn’t mean you have to treat them differently I have a gay brother and he’s nice to people all the time so should I hate him because he’s gay?

[@nothingrevealed]

“Private!” Why are you on a tablet?” “Im trying to use a VTOL Warship”

[@delta5-126]

VTOL Warship (Flying/floating naval warships) sounds like a DOD wetdream

[@applealecconwozonki8795]

Instead has a dingy UAV

[@floki5605]

"Damn, I shouldve put a tactical respawn in my basement" -Cod player

[@curiousgeorge5311]

It’s called a tactical insertion u fake cod player

[@norm-chan8632]

@@curiousgeorge5311 don't be mad at him, he's just trying to get along with us COD players P.S. find me in warzone russian_hawk

[@muheebayuby6436]

Dang mad fake

[@Chhangte2006]

he put it on my basement I ain't opening it

[@floki5605]

@@curiousgeorge5311 Respawn is a more widely understood term in the gaming community, especially for those who don't play Cod. But yes you're right, its a tac insert.

[@KevinJacksonism]

“Private why are you checking everyone’s pockets?” “Because we need this fucking load out drop!!”

[@KevinJacksonism]

@@Me-lk6qn in warzone you can get a Vostok load out of guns with a load out drop

[@KevinJacksonism]

@@Me-lk6qn I meant custom

[@user-yuuleie]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@8642218]

Whats a vostok?? I meant custom. Hahahahahaha

[@MuteSoul-iv5li]

@@Me-lk6qn VladiVostok Radio from gta IV

[@HomieGroup]

imagine some dude attempting a trick shot during a war

[@dogotthatdog7637]

The dude who shot a japenese pilot while on a parachute with a pistol in WWII: Hello

[@phusiu4665]

Do got that Dog he used aimbot

[@dogotthatdog7637]

@@phusiu4665 Yeah I wish they told me that is history class

[@phusiu4665]

Do got that Dog Man I was making a joke but you totally ruin my vibe bro.

[@dogotthatdog7637]

@@phusiu4665 sorry

[@ricelover1018]

“Private why are you crouching on that guys head?” “Teabagging sir!”

[@mediterraneanclassic]

Nice one

[@Subutai285]

stolen just scroll above me

[@T_oxInz]

@@Subutai285 Ok but, who cares?

[@Subutai285]

@@T_oxInz me

[@adly.prastya]

"Private, why are you killing yourself!" "im testing if theres respawn, sir!"

[@yuseisatouissuffering]

He won't be answering that question anytime soon

[@kobanebook9888]

Cringe number 4

[@cjmartinez8318]

@@kobanebook9888 Well, you are a mistake. Trying to ruin everybody's day, well its better for you since you are a laughing stock anyway.

[@Targide_TheDargoba]

@@kobanebook9888 hope u can understand to laugh in another dimension

[@smoothcriminal587]

I dont like this load out sir.

[@Its_Mango]

"Private! Why are you not moving with the squad!?" "Mom told me to do the dishes, sir!"

[@creativememer7822]

fcking underratted

[@extobden7215]

Lmfao

[@ssennshii3423]

Funny how this is in my recommended after the world war 3 memes

[@Bleeglesplotch]

Funny how that didn't happen... liberals believe anything from the magic talking box... so sad

[@Bleeglesplotch]

@@Frost-bs6xr well, I let you have it... but seeing as I'm better than that I retract it and will just say that being a libertarian is far superior to playing partisan politics.

[@Frost-bs6xr]

UncivilizedOgre ok lol I deleted my comment because I was having a really bad day when I wrote it, but yeah sorry for the insult

[@Bleeglesplotch]

@@Frost-bs6xr no problem my dude

[@suntzu6574]

So guys, how did you guys enjoyed the free 2020 DLC?

[@mchammadjamal7439]

Captain : Private, how u avoid from sniper shoots? "Just running & jump around sir"

[@finnbarnes8248]

at least that one somewhat applies to real life.

[@ninjagamingxplayz6585]

I mean it actually works in real life

[@pathhood7104]

"I SHOULD'VE JOINED THE COAST GUARD"

[@zombienate2796]

F1N3X he said ghost squad

[@nash2739]

The Coast Guard Will Make you swim 100 laps in the water for your training.

[@myron1k778]

Sergio Herrera and rifle training

[@Donut6975]

F1N3X when in reality the coast guard has the second hardest Bootcamp in the Us Forces

[@brycemetcalf4007]

My dad's in the coast guard mk1( mechanical technician) and he also was at the miracle in the hudson

[@cthulhu06]

Cod player: *Sees an enemy with a shotgun 20m away* -Lol his shotgun won't reach more than 8 meters *Gets shot with the shotgun and dies slowly and painfully*

[@cthulhu06]

@@flamingcat1101 Nope. Even a buckshot load is lethal at 20-50 meters, and slugs are lethal at 100-200 meters.

[@Oceancat01]

@Haus so like battlefield then?

[@not_herobrine3752]

@Haus we phantom forces players sure do

[@rakawajdi8920]

@@flamingcat1101 bruh don't be that guy

[@rakawajdi8920]

@@flamingcat1101 the "so you know" guy

[@chillzaa99]

No matter if you play COD or not, don't point a gun to yourself.

[@meathead6155]

True.

[@ATypicalTurtl]

Wow some true words of fuckin wisdom right there

[@andreww_5266]

Dass right

[@jobernardo4321]

ชิว ชิว woooooooooiw I think we got an Einstein over here

[@cjlightbourn8127]

Only an ass would

[@shanemag-ash6315]

"Private, why did you shot yourself?" "Don't worry sir, I'm gonna respawn."

[@Neverm3t]

Lol

[@canthi109]

If he die, how answer?

[@GastonBoucher]

"I had to change classes, sir!"

[@vortex_7]

@@canthi109 he respawned

[@canthi109]

@@vortex_7 XD

[@hamburgermeat3597]

We all just going to ignore how good that puke scene was

[@nuclearfist420]

I know!

[@dominodoodles193]

Right!

[@axkvs]

Thats prb milk

[@tastyturtle265]

@@axkvs beer cause it was foamy

[@sentientmilkshake6059]

So tasty!!!

[@chargingnoisesintensify6335]

"AAARGH, I SHOULD'VE JOINED THE COAST GUARD." love that

[@IuhvIy]

I just clicked on love that thinking it said read more

[@MsZsc]

he made this video just to dunk on the coast guard

[@chargingnoisesintensify6335]

@@MsZsc good to see

[@Licas13882]

Coast guard is basically the same in the United States

[@girthychicken9090]

The coast guard has the second hardest BMT and it need the highest ASVAB score out of the six branches to enlist.

[@Yankee-_-DOODLE23]

The reason why he was doing bad is because he didn’t have captain price help him

[@how2changemyname765]

Or Ramirez

[@FrostyyMcToasty]

Nope, its Reznov

[@mufcninja87]

Or Soap

[@isaiahwalking]

@@FrostyyMcToasty exactly!

[@yophilli]

FrostYT Ramirez is in MW2

[@Yesmanpersondude]

“Private! Why are you not using your scope?!” “Trying to make an mlg no scope montage sir!”

[@Italian.onlyfans]

😂

[@_divinityyy]

I died at the part when he messaged the kid saying “rekt” 😂😂😂

[@stormdesertstrike]

MLG

[@inbredjesus9188]

I laughed when he went pshh

[@happyalltheday2275]

Pussy

[@Amodmathapati]

700t so are you talking from hell?

[@theturtle9724]

Happyalltheday 227 Why are you mad

[@zackthezombie7376]

Cod player: *sees enemy with a shotgun 25 meters away* Same cod player: “lol, that shotgun only has a 10 meter range” *gets shot with it” Cod player as he is bleeding out: “hey! I didn’t know that was a model 1887!”

[@userequaltoNull]

I fucking hate Video Game shotguns, so stupidly designed.

[@ravidejong6060]

@@userequaltoNull also some more video game bullshit. AIMING DOWN THE SIGHTS WITH A SHOTGUN DOESN'T MAKE THE PELLET SPREAD SMALLER

[@wellifailed392]

@@ravidejong6060 hell even a roblox fps knows that. There are tips that go like "Aiming down sights with a shotgun doesnt reduce the spread, but does center your aim"

[@felix3772]

A shotgun has a range up to 60 or 90 meter depending what ammo you are using

[@Kratos_Messi7050]

@@wellifailed392 PF is semi realistic and wonky

[@ahmadaiman7171]

"PRIVATE , WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOING !??" Im reviving him

[@thelasttemplar4993]

"THEN WHY ARE YOUR PANTS DOWN PRIVATE!!"

[@imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936]

@@thelasttemplar4993 oh hi again

[@imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936]

@@thelasttemplar4993 Or are you a different person, with the same pfp

[@thelasttemplar4993]

@@imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936 what

[@thelasttemplar4993]

@@imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936 wait are you the guy who gave me the link

[@pvt.jamesramirez6810]

" HUNTER 2-1, I NEED AIR SUPPORT RIGHT NOW!" "Negative, you need 3 kills more"

[@chrisace8548]

“Private, What are you doing?” “Yelling racial slurs”! “Sir!”

[@thereisnofinishline5773]

lmao

[@yuseisatouissuffering]

When the enemy starts yelling فوق يُ نيككا

[@zlurkx2432]

The enemy: Amerikanisches Kommando!

[@Guardrailkid]

@@yuseisatouissuffering *And when that same enemy is wearing bombs*

[@unknown-mo9ud]

@@Guardrailkid kamikaze

[@whodini591]

CoD player: *digging in his pockets after getting three kills* “WHAT ARE YOU DOING??” “I’m trying to call in my uav, Sir!”

[@mq-r3apz291]

"Where's the damn AC130 ur supposed to call in!?" Need a 12 killstreak sir!

[@CrunchyPearss]

“Private what the hell are you doing?!” “With all due respect sir, I got my 15 kill streak where the hell is my juggernaut?”

[@kobanebook9888]

Keith really said that?

[@Arthur-fz5xw]

Wheres my XS1 Goliath

[@necro5430]

@@Arthur-fz5xw WHERES MY V-1 ROCKET

[@JimmyTheRevR.I.P]

I got 30 where my nuke at?

[@lightblub5993]

@@necro5430 where's my predator missile?!

[@lolacoolpizza4780]

I'm amazed how he's still screaming even though he got shot in the lungs. Gotta say, a true COD gamer

[@hatepayroll395]

Has anyone noticed this dude’s controller wasn’t even on.

[@themasterofpotato7018]

Lol your right

[@edjjef2109]

They probably did that because he probably wasn’t a good player I’m talking about the actor

[@angryscan2970]

Working technology is a crutch

[@celtic8467]

His light broke

[@smlik]

Yeah and he has more like than you

[@samjirbhuiyan3030]

"Its fine, I'll revive soon" "Ayo wtf, god is that you?"

[@_oracle]

Don't read my name

[@sirfrankss7860]

@@_oracle I won't

[@noplease2321]

@@sirfrankss7860 wait a minute

[@topsecret7355]

@@_oracle dont worry we already knew u trying to rickroll us

[@fredoriagaming4466]

665th like!

[@mrbubblestea]

Here we see a typical Advanced Warfare noob. He's so used to flying around he can't handle boots on the ground.

[@M3d10cr3g4mer]

He was playing BO3 dude

[@mrbubblestea]

@@M3d10cr3g4mer and? You act like there's a difference.

[@polskioski]

@@M3d10cr3g4mer there's barely difference between These games.

[@M3d10cr3g4mer]

@@mrbubblestea There is

[@M3d10cr3g4mer]

@@polskioski While yes you are correct there is a bit of a difference. Advanced Warfare has a crude and basic system of advanced movement but provides the ability to slam into the ground mid Exo jump and to strafe to the sides, bolt back and if in Exo jump, forwards whereas BO3 allows a much smoother system of movement and provide the ability to control your boost just because it is now a more Jetpack like system and it permits wall running while removing previously mentioned features of the Exo Suit.

[@napa6595]

"I should've joined the Coast Guard" Now that got me.

[@bengamesv733]

You don’t have 13 lives in the army

[@theduke7539]

BenGamesV7, thank god, can you imagine respawning at the very beginning of training, because the army has poor game development and opted not to use checkpoints

[@alexvaladez3919]

That was I was thinking to

[@pepeiann]

Neither do the enemies unless ya know there hacking

[@MrGot2k]

You got one life

[@Layschips5]

U mean infinite ?

[@edwardsausi1445]

"Private what are you doing with that phone?" "I'm calling a care package"

[@Dude_bruh]

We aren't even low on ammo yet

[@SomeDUDE-of2fs]

@@Dude_bruh no, he is just trying to get gunship from the care package 📦

[@XenonLxx]

Battlefield player: *joins military* *jumps down from a building* *realises no instant magical infinite parachute in real life* *dies*

[@aat1a5]

And keeps jumping and sprinting with 100 Kgs of equipment

[@Lucky-be3oq]

*realizes 20 mil AA wont do shit to tanks*

[@jujutsushenanigan]

And *where the fuck is tank???????*

[@Mr.Goosenhand]

No he was testing if theres fall damage

[@br-sb6vu]

Cod player: tries to shoot someone 2000 metres away By aiming right at them Relizes that bullets aren't faster than sound and there is bullet drop Sniper spots him Dies

[@slime5113]

"Private why did you jump off the helicopter" "I was testing the fall damage sir"

[@ebqs]

Me thinking about gym class vs actually doing gym class

[@tattletalestrangler8084]

That's me

[@umairhtx]

Its Ebqs gym is easy you fat lazy slob

[@TeddyBren]

mad gamerguy stfu

[@umairhtx]

Mr. DynamonRuler said person likes Thur own comment

[@NeedForSpeed.2004]

The clips of him playing COD looked like an episode of 1000 ways to die

[@ZarixBoi]

NeedForSpeed2004 Don’t you EVER. Talk about that god-forsaken real ass show. EVER AGAIN. I USED TO HAVE NIGHTMARES DAMN IT...

[@Doctor-Infinite]

Wow i remember being really addicted to that show as a kid.

[@CatAdvantage]

Oh dear

[@matsen1153]

i wish that show still aired reruns today

[@Nandan_Mw3]

I served my 3 year in Mw2 Mw3 Igi 2 Ghost:lets do this

[@thenerdyweeb4899]

Then this is you

[@Nandan_Mw3]

@SZILÁRD HD its bettee than new infinite warfare and black ops4

[@johnbezos8644]

Respect

[@thongminhaokip7549]

Oooh did som1 said igi2 ??

[@cubalibre-5238]

very original

[@basicallyformal201]

“Private! Why are you on your ipad!” “Calling in a tactical nuke sir!”

[@NyuuMikuru1]

Missing scene, him: “God, these guns are heavy.” All he held was a baby lightweight controller.

[@sireromen5364]

They're not that heavy anymore, most guns are less then 20 pounds.

[@Arty014]

@@sireromen5364 unloaded*, and you probably will have to hold it with you all day long. If you take equipment to that count than it gets easily over 150lbs

[@Snake-pw2wm]

Sire Romen Usually around 10 lbs with a full mag and kitted out. Also include ~80lbs of shit on your back. That 10lbs in your hands starts feeling real heavy a few miles in.

[@NyuuMikuru1]

A long barrel 357 Magnum with a scope I held couldn’t hold it up to line up the shot with the target. Try as you might, the gun’s weight will draw down your outstretched arms. Fired a few guns myself with my brothers and my bro in law.

[@simbadg13]

Now imagine being the saw gunner. Its like having 3 m4s of weight. Whenever I hold an m4 now it feels like a pistol. I can't wait till I stop being the saw gunner for my section

[@TadOfTism]

"Private! Stop shooting that dead man!" "He might still be alive Sir!" "You don't get it Private! That a goddam war crime!"

[@queenrekker3674]

HAHA I FOUND IT

[@TadOfTism]

@@queenrekker3674 Was it first?

[@queenrekker3674]

@@TadOfTism yes but also why did it just notify me..JUST NOW

[@TadOfTism]

@@queenrekker3674 idk

[@beauty3567]

Nope it's dead checking

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

Me:*joins the army* Me:*gets one kill* Me:*instantly reloads*

[@zarl8226]

this gave me a seizure

[@Esotericab]

69 likes i cant like the comment

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

@@Esotericab man, its ight

[@Esotericab]

@@ScalyRaptor1944 NO PPL LIKED UR COMMENT NOOOOOOO Alr im giving you a like whatever lol

[@wellyesbut...9444]

Understandable, have nice day.

[@zach_the_guy5257]

"Private, how did you manage to break your spine?" "I tried to drop shot, sir."

[@Italian.onlyfans]

😂

[@proxpaider3618]

This guy has a year left before his 5 year contract is up

[@oofree1808]

I wonder where he is now

[@celtic8467]

Oof Ree coast guard

[@eyalgoffer1982]

I almost screamed when he pointed the rifle toward himself

[@Vasto_Lorde855]

That was funny

[@Adoniss99]

I've never held a gun but yeah I felt the same

[@nicoisgro9418]

It most likely wasn’t a real gun for this skit

[@morbital8990]

L

[@reddoxrage]

Same

[@cassidyflemming1110]

“I ShOuLd oF jOinD tHe cOaSt gUarDdd” 😂😂

[@zowievasquez2897]

Cassidy Flemming I think he said the ghost squad from cod ghosts or you think he said

[@Guardian179]

Meh, we still shoot guns in the Coast Guard. He'd have just ended up shooting himself after also failing his swim test and getting sea sick on the seamanship trainer...

[@probius15]

I searched for this comment bc I laughed when he said that

[@xellanchaos5386]

But the Coast Guard don't even work hard...

[@takeusernname]

@@AloofTheDuck You sure? As far as I was aware the Coast Guard was the one that's almost as hard as the Marines, just that no one expects it to be that difficult. Only what I've heard, though, so I'm not too sure. I could stand to be corrected lol.

[@stalinistball7119]

This is the alternative to *”Your disrespecting a future u.s army soldier”*