i am crying.. its hard to cook i know ,but please get some fundamentals in cooking

I laughed so hard I think I cried when he said “omg so cute omg you can move them” he opens the door and it makes a noise “f****r” “

I love when Uki does collabs with people cookie it’s like his children showing off their creations lol

I'm dying laughing in the middle of the night 😭😭 And I agree with everything that uki says 😂

Everytime i watch this clip of ukimama my heart is healing ❤❤❤

Uki teaching kotoka how to cook is the same as my 2 sisters, working together, to teach me how to cook, except the dish always ends up burnt or worse, and I have fewer ingredients and tools 🤣💀😭

Haven't been active with nijisanji recently. And seeing this just makes me miss them even more 🥹

i miss snifflette

I just watched this while studying:3 I kept on laughing throughout the video😭😭

Daaaamn this is the basics for the grown human to know to survive…. I refuse to believe that she is so much incapable of doing it…

OMG YAY!!!

Tell Raymond to keep that shirt OFF 😫‼️

WELCOME BACK !!!

how does such a beautiful person actually exist and im not even talking about his like vtuber model thing he just feels like an angel

he's so gorgeous i cannot

OH I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH

Hiii I'm fond of your clips!!! Just wanna say welcome back!!!

LETS GO KAZ!!!!

"A pinch I s this much right" Howin the world is that a pinch

This was so wholesome, I couldn't stop smiling the whole time 😊😊

I won't trust this gurl in my kitchen

Uki is the one ☝️person that says Everyone is so CREATIVE these days but then this happens

7:38 "uki....stop venting HAHAHA" hahhahahahahahahahahaha😂😂 y'all r bad 4this hahahahha

holy shit i lost it when she pulled out the small milk

good job uki you’re stronger than the rest of us for surviving this lmao

the coffee cup is sending me 💀💀💀

wilson saying bicuriously instead of vicariously is hilarious lmaoo

his voice? omg

Okay, when she showed orange I could still understand her pov, yeah we could use that as dressing, and a filling If we being creative. And then she said.. 'yes this is all of it'... Dude.... 😐 Okay, Uki trying to save it with milk, nice..... Until she said 'half' drank it, and showed that half drink boxed milk... ☠️ I'm really sorry I've never feel so shocked after a long time. The first five minutes and I can't stop gasping, I really do want to facepalm so hard hoping an idea will coming out. And it actually does, yes you actually can make something with just water and flour with the Right Hand in some asian recipes. Welp, whatever it is I'll enjoy their interaction ig. Edit: Dear Girl, didn't you hear what he said? And for you Dude, She's panicking, rookie mistake, it's okay, it's alright. Edit: You got baking powder but you don't know a pinch is bicth? Fr? Why do you have it in your kitchen in the first place tho? Snort em out? Edit: Egg is Dry or Wet? Oh I'm so gonna frickin kill you if we met irl. Edit: she can't crack an egg even tho it's cheap ones? Dude, I bet I could crack your head easily with the right technique and scoop out your wet brain. Edit: I'm so stupid I should've known what I'm gettin into, A Torture, a frickin isis torture video. Edit: That building up until she Finally mixed the dry mix with chopstick, while she showing her genuine gratitude with her kind voice.. Dear God it hurts my soul so much I have to pause and replay it. It's like she's torturing my eyes but blessings my ears. What kind of sick play is this? Edit: I'm gonna kill her. Edit: Thank God she didn't do that. I was gonna take a screenshot of the subtitles "chocolate coffee and orange" and the "I'm gonna kill" under it, Then send it to my sis and Gordon Ramsay so the four of us could kill her together. Edit: ... Edit: And myself too. Edit: In Minecraft, yes. Edit: At least the basic batch is saved, whatever happens next is just kid being creative. Edit: Girl, my advice for kitchen utensils, buy yourself a whetstone. Sharpen your knife and help yourself. It'll make it less painful and save both of our times. Edit: Okay you know what, the way she stayed silent when she spilled the coffee then talking happily at the end, and knowing it take two hours.. man, she's tired but she didn't want to show it and didn't want to disappoint Uki. I could almost taste the cake by the look at it, and tbf girl, well, you did good, and you did your best, I'm proud of you. Honestly tho I doubted you, like you do have baking powder but showed it late. It looked like it's still full or like brand new so it's either you actually know what you're doing but doing it for content or like you're just a lil bit clumsy. Either way tho, thanks, you go girl, I enjoyed my time watching this. Post Edit: for they who read this till the end and/giving me like, I'm sorry im taking your time that you can't take back and I genuinely say Thank you, may you have great days hope the best happens for all of you. If you by any chance feeling sad, don't be, there's at least one person here(me) who glad you're there for me. Love you bro/sis.

0:48 he’s the perfect male wife!

Poor Uki's so tired to babysitt everyone XD

I feel him😮

I lost my fifty-fifty, to Gepard. The suspension, the elation of seeing the Preservation mark and then getting Gepard ... bro

"Doctor... you're huge"

i love mama’s gremlin laugh 😂😂😂

"maybe i wasnt convincing enough" 😂

HE'S SO TALKATIVE IN THIS STREAM LMAO

I love the little “hello!” All friendly like then “fuck you.” 🤣🤣😭😭♥

Poor Wilson has been calling himself bicurious for years LMAO

2:09, I can't with uki😭🤚🏽

I was biting my nail while watching this and a jumpscare came up and I cut my gums and I’m bleeding😭😭😭

13:28 Kotoka 😭 HOW DO YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF AND NOT KNOW HOW TO CRACK AN EGG😭😭😭

I love the fact that Nijisanji just has a speedrun sheet for everyone with specific games

It may look... Unappealing but its delicious!

IM CRYING AT 4:55

The way he's whispering-

Bruh I need to stop waiting uki bc lately I have been saying "ooh" just like uki does😅(I'm not actually gonna stop watching him)

I mean props for her having ✨spices✨

"can i crouch?" 😭😭😭😭😭

Ok. I'm 4 months late but I totally love this duo now and this moment 22:10 I am laughing my ass out and the silence after that... I'm laughing even more