Kramer is a b****

To be honest. I would’ve taken Those keys back a long time ago!!! 😂

That one friend who makes everything dirty:

0:04

Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it

I once texted my mom saying exactly what Tina said in this scene. She didn’t reply cuz I forgot that she’s dead

Murderers chasing Jerry and the girl and he goes in the apartment first. Not very chivalrous.

what episode is this

I challenge anyone to name a better sitcom than Seinfeld

I would bar Kramer for life

I'm gonna make this a ring tone

Kramer's got lots of spare keys!

Certifiable key chane. He gas no farm no other property

Guchi :)

Dumbass kramer

true NY story - while my girlfiend (now my wife of 33 years) was out, I was home with our new puppy. The apartment was on the 5th floor of a 5 story walk-up. Anyway, I had just gotten up and opened the apartment door to get my newspaper ( was in my underwear) and the door closed behind me - locked, and I had no keys. What to do? I walked down a flight of stairs and knocked on the door of the apt directly below mine. The woman - who I had never met - came to to the door and looking a bit shocked, listened to my story and let me in so that I could go out her window and climb the fire escape. Luckily the window was unlocked and so I was able to open the window and crawl inside - but not before I scared the hell out of my puppy, who proceeded to piss all over the floor - never told my girlfiend, but the downstairs neighbor did. My now wife laughed like hell at that moment in our lives together - still does.

Why does sleep make you so thirsty? Because you are breathing with your mouth open.

W Rizz

The clip when Newman is explaining why Kramer left down. "It was the keys, yeah the keys." Hysterical.

Kramer dating girl from antique shop that george had sex with on his parents bed.

When I stalk my enemies before killing them

3:00 I think this is the only time Kramer knocks before entering Jerry's apartment.

"leave me alone"💀

Kramer has some cool shirts

Kramer could take mj one on one

Something to say in a call of duty lobby

Jerry is too hard on poor Kramer

Is this where duke got it from?

I use this on the daily

0:16 (Jerry and Kramer scream) LOL!

Do dreams require liquid?

Jerry’s tastiest date

Is it a promise or a threat

Leave me alone

Fun Fact: this is my favorite episode of Seinfeld

you know somethings wrong when Kramer starts knocking

👍

how kramer pay his rent?

I thought Kramer hated taking baths and Jerry didn’t let anyone in his bathroom

Why is nobody talking about how Kramer somehow broke the piping on the wall at 0:42? Did no one notice that?

Team Grass in Splatoon 3 be like:

1:33 she doesn’t know yet…

I had this line randomly in my mind and wondered where it came from

Bumping into someone in the dark of your own home must be absolutely terrifying 😂

She's from Wichita? BTK is from Witchita. Jerry is playing out a scenario of a serial killer. When do we consider that Jerry is the ultimate serial killer.

Should not kramers's key be with Newman?

I broke “ The Covenant of the Keys”

I just started squealing laughing when Kramer was dancing in circles with that girl lol I love this show so much.

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I broke the 'COVENANT OF THE KEYS'.