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You skipped what he got for saying 8. He got Morphine, people. MORPHINE. There, I said it.

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Brian Regan is perfect and so are these animations. Love it!!!!

This is so nostalgic lol

These are great! So adorable. 😂❤

Love the illustrations for this bit.

Brian Regan is a treasure

I love this

*clears my throat* this comedy is about phones☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎☎

*clears my throat* at 0:59 someone is acting like a pig🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

*starts to shake and quake with fear and then gulp* so uh this comedy is about hospitals🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥

*clears my throat* the rainbow at 3:26🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

so uh *clears my throat* anyway this comedy is about cars🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗

So you gotta stand there “well it’s going *LOUD DEMON NOISES* can you fix that”? 😂😂

If anyone can point me to the original version of this, I'd be very, very grateful <3 =)

I worked for the phone company. I won’t say which company it was, but it started with the letter A and ends with a T .Everything they tried to do was a problem for the customer . I’d like to give you money for Services ….that’s gonna be a problem…

Go squadron do good.😅

“Uhh yea but if I put the box on scale it’s gonna cove up the *NUMBERZ*

GO #MFST

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Pressure

Brian Regan is funnier with these animations than real life. I've seen both. With animation is preferred. This animation is genius. If it was too good it would notbe funny.

So I went to the doctor the other day, and I'm sitting there waiting when he walks in, takes one glance at me and sees I'm a white trash poor loser. I say doc, I'm not feeling too good, heads throbbing and my throats all sore. He shrugged and told me not to sit on the papered examination chair because I'm wasting all the paper, and to get on the floor or stand. He then left and came back with febreeze, gave it to me and said to spray the room and the inside of my shoes, he said spray the inside until it's very wet in there, then he left again. When he came back in he said he doesn't see any problem, and that I'm fine. He walked out, and after around 30 minutes I realized that I guess the appointment was over so I went home. I died twelve hours ago of acute head throbbing, compounded with a throat explosion. I think I should have waited to see the doctor, maybe he could have caught the new thing that killed me a week after the visit.

Thor is walking in who said 10. The other guy. It is ok to hit him he has been moaning all night and you need to give him something to really moan about.

*scoffs* no heck Sherlock

*clears my throat* don't blame me guys/peoples I'm just a 28 year old adult werewolf pack leader who has adult werewolf autism and also my 28 year old adult werewolf pack leader name is:W.majestic A.white C.howler

Good endorphin deliveries, UPS customer man! 😂 Thanks for the belly laughs!😂😊

Words of wisdom on musical chairs and that one buddy who has to much fun watching you fall.

Sadly, Princess Diana would have survived if she'd worn her seatbelt

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Funniest comic on earth. Proves you don’t need to swear to be funny.

Moooooooooooooooan!!so funny!

2:30 "Thanks for the confidence boost! I'm off to the Macy's Day Parade, GRAB A ROPE!"

To this day I always say 8 when they ask me to rate my pain. Happy 8 day.

Love him. Want to hear about reservations

But Earl... THE 3RD ENGINE HAD TO BE AIDED BY THE HYDROCORD AND THE HYDROCORD WAS LACKING STABILITY SO YOUR ONLY OPTION WAS TO RECALIBRATE THE FROTYFORM!!!!!!!!!!

I lost it at "Attempted murder (with pin)"

Great

puncuture wounds u made a error *kid*on the floor face first *parents* you need jesus*

I've always watched your Brian Regan videos and never realized there was a person behind those clips. This is surreal, like a snapshot into the past

I don't like cursive 😔😞😞😞😞

Man. I haven't watched these since elementary! They aged so well.

Ah...my childhood memories return to me😊

Louie C.K. Has a very similar bit to this. I dunno who came up with it first or anything. I don't really care either bc they might be my 2 favorite comedians. Louie has a different spin on it tho. Said he just started to roll with it by acting insane and yelling at people for following traffic rules correctly and stuff. It's funny. One of his older more absurd bits. I think I prefer brian's tho. They're both pretty good kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKjafmShqNKWlck

Ah, a classic

it's incredible that people are still commenting on this video guess it's really good

this belongs in the youtube hall of fame

Love Brian Regans act! Hes my favorite and my son introduced him to me few years ago....I love the professionalism he shows abd the stick figures are super-fab.

11 years later and I'm still laughing at this. 2x4 at the head... he always had a way of painting a picture.