Elle Orlando

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@JoshPhoenix11 10 сағат бұрын

'Pretty?' Have you stepped back and imagine long nails weren't a thing and saw a woman with them for the first time would they not look so ridiculously bizarre? Or like what sort of hybrid reptilian creature is? Then theres the total impracticality of them and leaving you disabled at simple tasks that require fine motor skills..

@V3racious3 Күн бұрын

I didn't know women could be funny. Great work!

@jtlvhpublic Күн бұрын

What a schmuck.

@Spaltyslife Күн бұрын

Top notch!

@LuisCares42 Күн бұрын

You're great!

@JakeJustIs Күн бұрын

It would be very rude to say "Buy one and take a selfie, please". Instead it may be best to offer helpful employment options, or introduce her to a wealthy gentleman.

@Spaltyslife Күн бұрын

You sound like a real bot

@colemud448 Күн бұрын

Great dismount. HAHa.

@colemud448 Күн бұрын

Subscribed 👍

@Thumper68 Күн бұрын

We don’t have a gun problem we have mental illness/stupidity problem. Guns are inanimate objects just like a hammer. And your story should make you realize that you’re ignorant and I’m correct.

@JohnnyAllan-vj7sj Күн бұрын

I don't get those guys either. Women definitely need makeup

@alexanderdaniels9039 Күн бұрын

I liked her! She was funny

@HookBeak_66 3 күн бұрын

BIG yawn.

@jimmyjam7704 3 күн бұрын

nah. funny enough for a women

@damianbennett6770 3 күн бұрын

the audio is way to low

@stdr04 Күн бұрын

two*

@yallknowwhatsabananasplit Күн бұрын

@@stdr04 too*

@discoverarchery 3 күн бұрын

I hope you have more energy in your routine than this video, lol, how depressed are you, I feel like you’re the next comedian to off themselves, stop drinking and doing drugs, they make you even less funny, and you’re not at all funny to being with, lol

@_elleorlando_ 3 күн бұрын

Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/a-night-of-elle-orlando-tickets-945385342007

@tylerdias8323 28 күн бұрын

Dead jokes dead ass face😂

@megank9355 Ай бұрын

'wear ur florals' 🤢

@tonydcomedy_ Ай бұрын

Great impression

@chrisp5972 Ай бұрын

Accent possibly worse than Raygun’s “dancing.” 😂

@bobbyspitstix1172 Ай бұрын

Lol 😂 i understand. Okay 3 female break dancers in australia gahaha. Ok got it!

@MonoBoy1 Ай бұрын

Low key tho… you aren’t wrong 😅

@PärtelPõhako Ай бұрын

What Are you talking about

@seanmccord5942 Ай бұрын

What a jackass

@Kastor0311 Ай бұрын

I love how people say 'semi automatic' when describing guns to make it sound scary when all pistols and almost every other legal gun in America is at the most semi automatic.

@DevonBarger Ай бұрын

Yeah, it ticks me off. Especially the way that she said it. Im fairly certain all ar 15s are semi automatic. When it's full auto it's an m16

@Kastor0311 Ай бұрын

@@DevonBarger well no not exactly. AR 15s are just a 'style' of rifle. It's like calling a car a coupe or sedan or whatever else. It's generally based off the manufacturer Colt design of rifle. AR 15 style rifles can be full auto. Also, I used an M16 A4 in Iraq during my time in the Marines, it was not full auto, it was semi auto and also had a 3 round burst fire mode. What makes a rifle fully auto or burst is what's called an auto sear. It's a piece inside the firing mechanism that lets a new round cycle into the chamber and fire without having to release the trigger. Semi auto weapons do not have that auto sear built into them. Lastly when people say 'assault rifle', they don't even know what it means. That technically means the weapon has multiple fire selections like semi, burst, and/or full auto.

@_elleorlando_ Ай бұрын

lol I was just saying the name of the gun I wasn’t trying to “make it scary” 😂

@shellbellheart_tv Ай бұрын

@@_elleorlando_the name is "ar-15", semi-auto isn't in the name

@Kastor0311 Ай бұрын

@@_elleorlando_ ehhh you emphasised it though. You prefaced it first with 'semi automatic', which is kind of redundant because almost every gun that anyone owns in the world is a 'semi automatic'. That's like saying "he drove a 4-wheeled vehicle".

@eatmyshorts8406 Ай бұрын

this is so real

@natalierose13 Ай бұрын

I cackled.

@koedinger1 Ай бұрын

“Have some dyslexia” as a dyslexic was t funny af 😭😭😭

@edrom18 Ай бұрын

Let's just throw all the rules you don't like out.

@_elleorlando_ Ай бұрын

Ok great idea alert

@britttaylor6015 Ай бұрын

@_elleorlando_ its not like you dont have plenty of time to know when it expires ..jesus your logic is amazing

@jlc9914 Ай бұрын

OMG!!! Not rules. How do any of you survive!?!

@childimagination Ай бұрын

Uh… they have expiration dates on id to prevent identity theft and make sure that you’re still alive.

@elanmumme6894 Ай бұрын

No way, you gotta pay more or they won't let you use it. Pay up. More $$$, been too long since you gave us money... did we mention we want more money?

@josephdestaubin7426 Ай бұрын

I've been told that married people do this shit all the time. It's disgusting.

@Brent-jj5xy Ай бұрын

Sweet home Alabama!!!!!

@eugenioaraya9610 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂👍❤️❤️

@Dmusky Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@CH-ml4rz Ай бұрын

Very good

@skatemeyer Ай бұрын

Hhahahahahah

@roncinephile Ай бұрын

Elle on track to be Florence Pugh with the cooking vids. Nothing more endearing than being someone who can sustain life. That shit keeps people going. This content be Gatorade yo. Protip: you sear the steak in a pan to get it crusty, you stick a thermometer in the densest part of that sucker, then you finish it off in an oven 'til it reaches temp. Wrap in foil for a bit while plating. Enjoy.

@tonydcomedy_ Ай бұрын

This is great

@tonydcomedy_ Ай бұрын

You need to be an actor

@sameerolail 2 ай бұрын

She is just mad, because u r in better shape. and she still got birth fat.

@DancingSk3L3tons 2 ай бұрын

Oh it gets much worse when you have multiple kids of your own 😂 the types of shtty parents you run into on the playgrounds or kid areas like in a mall is insane, I can't even tell you how knay stupid arguments I've managed to get into with some of these trashy uber aggressive crap parents, they go out of their way for it too and you just know their kids gonna be an ahole just like them 🙄