2:56 This kind of thing always happens when you drive through Ennepetal. The region of frustrated pensioners. If you see EN on the license plate, run as fast as you can.😉

Considering he's from South Africa he almost could. Afrikaans and all.. in

In austria you had 5 weeks vacation a year fully payed!! 😂😂😂😂

You don't even explain throughout the video what a garbage disposal is??

7:14 in der weihnachstbäckerei, zwischen Mehl und Milch, macht so mancher Knilch eine Riesengroße Kellerei, In der weihnachstbäckerei, in, der weihnachstbäckerei. (Children Song called Christmas backery)

There is a German saying "5 Minuten vor der Zeit ist des Deutschen Pünktlichkeit" (5 minutes ahead of time is the German's punctuality)

9. People not judgy? That's simply false. If you move out of the urban centers, people in the province may be terribly judgy. - It also depends on the cardinal direction. The cliché of tolerance is rather British than German: that one really doesn't care about one's neighbour's oddities, that one at most amazingly raises an eyebrow instead of becoming livid and indignant. - However: There was a Protestant culture of tolerance in Prussia (hence the Huguenots there!), motto: "Jeder soll nach seiner Façon selig werden" = “Everyone should get blissful in his own way” (Frederick the Great). South Germany was never that open minded. - The Rhineland fortunately is astonishing open and tolerant.

Wheat beer is only drunk from a glass

Just got my TÜV renewed last week. It was like my birthday, Christmas and my wedding anniversary all wrapped up into one event. For weeks leading up to my inspection, I was having panic attacks about what they might find - and I take exceptional care of my car.

Bud light tastes like feet that have fallen asleep

-Das dümmste, was wir in Deutschland an Weihnachten importiert haben, ist der Coca Cola - Fettsack, der für Konsum wirbt. Das hat nichts mit Weihnachten zu tun.

7:30 It´s a famous german christmas song for kids: "...zwischen Mehl und Milch macht so mancher Knilch eine riesengroße Kleckerei, in der Weihnachtsbäckerei..." (... between flour and milk make some guys a big mess, in the christmas bakery) "Knilch" and "Kleckerei" are hard to translate, but should it be. In the meme the "big mess"" is between "flour" and "milk". 10:06 I think the guy is named Marti, don´t know him, maybe a german musicplayer. He obvis plays bass. And there is a sort of rice called Basmati-Reis. Maybe same name in english, don´t know. But in the meme they played with "Basmati-Reis" and wrote "Bass-Marti-Reis" instead.

hault 😂

Meanwhile Ryan knows a lot about Germany. I am impressed. Even his pronunciation got better, because a few months ago I thought: " Give it up, you'll never learn" 😂

Ryan, by "bathroom", the commentator meant the room where, in Europe, we have a bath or a shower; it's not the toilet where we do what one is supposed to do in a toilet. Not to mention that in the toilet cabinet, the washing machine would never fit!!! :o))))) re: refrigerated eggs, watch this that explains why we don't need to do that in Europe: "Why Do Americans Refrigerate Their Eggs and Most Other Countries Don't?" - Today I Found Out

You got the Dubai bread right but didn't get the reference to “In der Weihnachtsbäckerei”. Still pretty impressive! Side note: “Sprich Deutsch du H*rensohn” is a running gag at iiel.

As for it being less busy, it depends on where you are. Big city, small town, village etc. Same for living without a car and public transport. Where I live, Sundays are dead, stores are closed and they even turn off some of the traffic lights.

16:58 honest germans. 'Better a clean slap in da face, than a dirty knife in your back.'

In germany you can drink at 14 with your parents

Basmati-Rice!

What about the Haber Bosch synthesis?

Konrad Zuse created the Z1 in 1938, which stands as the world’s first working program-controlled computer. Built from approximately 12,500 hand-cut sheet metal parts in his parent’s living room, the Z1 operated on a binary system and used paper tape for input. Thank god it was not used for WW2 as an underestimated invention. Can you think of if this would have been used instead of enigma with a random hash starting?

AI is being a little thick today, or the memes are too meta. - You got the Dubai bread meme, it's just about Dubai chocolate being a stupid trend. - The three dragon heads is citing elements of a German Christmas children song, "In der Weihnachtsbäckerei" (in the Christmas bakery), which for some reason is being memed on really hard this season. (Or at least I see it a lot more this year than last year, no idea why.) - "Bass-Marti-Reis" is a misheard version of "Basmati-Reis" (Basmati rice), just a type of rice. - "Brotherstellung" could be read as "Brot-Herstellung" ("making bread") or "Brother-Stellung" ("brother position")

03:45 das muss so

At some point you understood 9/11-memes. Just saying.

The close thing. You have him under control in a close keyloced situation.... He can go away.

Whoever came up with Brotherstellung is a genius.

You know it's bad where you come from when you think Germany is slowed down.

Wir sind Nüsse?!?!?!??

Hessen and Bavaria.... like american state with a strong independence movement (right wing way of thinking).

Was fúr Kelch als ..... (What kind of person we have to drink (accept) in that position.

It may not be said enough Ryan, especially from a German, but you’re doing a fabulous job. ❤

pronounz it each word eich hörn chen streich holz schachtel!!!

12:38 "How much extra reinforcement do you need?" JAWOHL! Greetings from Germany :D

We are THE Germans. We started two world wars and in the second war we showed our darkest side. We are engineers. We build good cars. Very good machines. We are known for our understanding of technology. And we have used all of these actually good sides to bring incomprehensible suffering to humanity. We are aware of this. And we will not forget it and will do everything we can to avoid it happening again. It has a little to do with guilt, but a lot more to do with responsibility! And of course our children visit concentration camps. We will not tell you how to raise your children, but in order not to repeat the mistakes of the past, you have to know your own past. With all its brutality!

Zwischen mehl und milch macht so mancher knilch eine riesengroße Kleckerei...

Okay, so, communist rule was 35ish years ago in the GDR, so it is pretty much over now. Also, you will not find a lot of communists still there. What you will find, a LOT of, are socialists, and the destinction is frigging huge, even if Americans don't often see that. Though in US discourse, I usually see that both terms aren't understood in the slightest. In the GDR, unfortunatly, you will also find the very most Neo Nazis. Moving there as a non-white person could end up being very different...

Not Bass-Marti-Rice it is BASSMATI-RICE. the picture is a game with words

The France power plant is a nuclear power plant (AKW = NPP). A lot of people who are nuclear power proponents always pointing to France to say how great nuclear energy is, completely forgetting all the problems and costs associated with it. They really think we import electricity from France when 8 out of 10 it's the other way around. Germany is a net exporter of energy to France because usually a sizable percentage of NPPs are off the grid for one reason or another.

Heddaway did play american football. He played for the cologne crocodiles and was my quaterback.

no geil is more like wicked XD

Telefon Zeppelin Diesel Engine Air Bag x-Ray Kippfenster Bunsenbrenner Walkman Contact lenses Helicopter Motorcycle Scanner pocket camera electric streetcar television thermos flask tooth past then sth that could pump gasoline at the same rate into an engine no matter if it flies up, down, left, right or loopings....

As an expat Englishman living in Germany for over 50 years, I can say that every policeman or woman I have ever spoken to were extremely friendly, polite and helpful. Several of my best friends of over 40 years were policemen and I have always had the greatest respect for the police in general, especially in Great Britain, who are equally professional and respectful.

17:25 As a pedestrian you can also get penalty points in the traffic offenders' register (Verkehrssünderkartei) in Flensburg. If these points are too many, a temporary driving ban can be issued and the driver's license can be withheld.

Karl Benz... ein Badener aus Karlsruhe

Jörg Sprave is an insane man who sells legal weapons and illegal weapon mods to nazis while spreading panic about the incoming collapse of society to sell more weapons. Please do not promote him. I used to love his channel too, but he truly is a menace.

It is really funny, every time you try to say somerthing in german it sounds like an asian accent to me😂

Some people in Germany don't even have a religious wedding or wedding vows they made up on their own- they only go to the courthouse, have a celebration after that before they go on their honeymoon, and that's it.

No, you basically took Käsespätzle and americanised it. This dish is way older the M&C 😂

I think it is Allgäu, perhaps vicinity of Kempten. The Romans arrived here about 15 BCE and founded Cambodunum, Germanys oldest City.