ok so what happened is: Alt!Caliope made a blackhole which consumed the green sun. Then Vriska approached LE with the juju and deployed it, which is implied to knock LE into the blackhole, which defeats him (kind of like pocketing the last ball in a game of pool). meanwhile, in the past, Claiborn destroys his god tier clock, making it so that there's nothing to judge his death heroic or just, thus giving him unconditional immortality. meanwhile x2, John and co escape into there new universe, where they can finally live their lives free of sburb. although the beta kids are still destined to go back and get trapped in the juju in Claiborn's masterpiece, and for earth C to eventually become the planet calliope and Claiborn grow up on. if you do want to see the beta kids come out of the juju and fight LE, that's in the epilogs. but personally, I'm fine with the "juju is a cue stick and the blackhole is the pocket" method of defat we see in act 7.

drunk man

Act two is out!!

"i love how absolutely no one considers the possibility that karkat and kanaya may be dead for good." and it's interesting how gamzee is really going after everyone with the heaviest "plot armor" kanaya, karkat.... and gamzee himself (i know no timeline where ithe clown dies) he's certainly not trying to stop kanaya. he's pushing towards "doomed" or even more, "non-alpha" pretty hard. pure specultion / possibility ahead because we don't know what's going through the clown's head..... but it seems like this is setting up a situation where what john does will just have to happen, and maybe even have to work. and he does serve both mirthful messiahs.... edit: and this does kind of serve john and jade back for dave sprite and dream rose now hopefully they all "get" it more equally.

homestuck^2.

Your reaction is literally my reaction.

went to check on your old tumblr blog then saw you do this! will check out my go to theory blogger play this game

Hussie is just i huge troll. I still believe all your theories are true (except Mituna method, scarlet Tavros and Dirk\Gamzee). This is what was supposed to happen, but John fucked everything with his retcon. BKEW was right, Crocker and English were the bosses, the lollipop was used...in the pre retcon alpha timeline.

thank god I found this, that flash thing or whatever they showed at the start was totally fucked for me

- Wow, Caliborn sucks at combat! xD

You missed an Alternia shaking revelation while messing with your mouse settings. There's a band poster in the top left with a Pyrope, Nitram, and Maryam and the Nitram is proving that trolls can grow facial hair. So many headcannons gone.

Did you check out the Extended Zodiac?

Episodic content. Hopefully What Pumpkin won't go into valve time.

58:05 the "room looks slightly different than you remember" comment is just some lampshade hanging that it's just a static picture of the background art for that room, it doesn't show any changes you make like the cube joey dropped or if you already took the BIG BOOK OF BEASTS.

Roxy landed the killing blow on the Condesce the same way Vriska landed the killing blow on the Black King, furthering their parallel.

awesome to see you back with Homestuck stuff again! looking forward to seeing you play through the Alternia part :D

this works. Didnt you mention wanting the ending of homestuck to be played to Counterattack Mankind at some point? I would dig it.

audio seems a bit desynced, but nice video otherwise (btw you should make a HS fanfix with your cool ideas if you ever get the time)

you know if it's skipping you can just like. try recording at a lower resolution/framerate. good luck

good to see you playing! i’m glad to see you kinda getting into this stuff since i was never entrenched in the fandom enough to see you during your really active days! hope the rest of this continues being fun!

I am sort of hoping that portals between difrent universes don't become dime a dozen down the line, considering the nightmare the Homestuck kids had to dredge themselves through to hop universes. Also the more randomly occurring inter universe portals exist, the higher the chances are that the homestuck kids will have to fight of an invasion of hostile god tiers from some other universe down the line :P Though, depending on how bored they got of peace, this could be a good or bad thing I guess. After a couple thousand years governing a civ, I suspect some of them might look forward to a good scrum.

great to see you doing this man. I sat on this game since release, and then finally got around to playing it yesterday, finished it today, and then randomly saw this :P Very cute, I'm just a little taken aback by how short it was. Gotta love shitty beer.

Hearing you mention Return To Zork brings back memories I don't even technically have.

argh stop saying "it's a doomed timeline" 1/everyone is not dead 2/everyone with die a day,in all timeline 3/that don't change anything, if the timeline is doomed she is doomed,that don't mean that a new one will appear to replace the doomed,that has NEVER happened before. (and I am right:the space continum didn't fix itself.An external element (john) has changed the timeline) The only point is that hussie wouldn't probably continue with only five-->two hero remaining,nor finish the comic like that. But it's not funny to think about that,because I 'm here to see PAIN in the eyes of the yout-viewer.

And here you can see a man's soul shattering. Sad. Man, I feel you, I still go around your tumblr, it's like a reflex, also writing the HS homepage at the same time, it's something some of us do mechanically by now, this ending was amazing and weird and left us on the floor shattered. I just saw this video TODAY, after more than a year because I knew it was going to be hard. Oh god I miss the homestuck, but well, an end is an end.

You know what's funny? This isn't a doomed timeline

Do you know what 3d animation is

I like to think of this as Jade taking her dogs for a walk. What a good owner!

The song from cascade, "Black hole/green sun" was the biggest foreshadowing ever

this video is a true treasure

I can't wait to learn that Caliborn and Calliope are C2 cherubs, and the epilogue will be about their C1 paradox parents playing a 4 (2) player game of SCURB, which explains everything except why there is a C1 to begin with. -is a joke, please don't murder me-

The animation is not 3D.

Ok it's not that hard to understand. 1 clock = 1 person. 2 people = 2 clocks. There is not just one!

jade is best auspistice

I love how Sollux foreshadows everything, lmao

7:48 the rose was... a distaction

Actually, everyone seems to forget that the retcon changed the Alpha timeline. The thing is, the "four heroes" in the juju are the pre-retcon kids,in a pre-retcon universe where Game Over didn't happen (Aranea taking the ring of Life wasn't supposed to happen even without the retcon, it was a doomed timeline), and the kids went back with pre-retcon John's powers to fight Caliborn. They survived getting erased from the timeline because they were in the juju, and were later released to kill Lord English. Meanwhile, with Alt. Calliope destroying the Green Sun and John's retcon shenenigans unmaking his "timeloops to make sure he always exists" by changing the Alpha timeline, Lord English was weakened. Weakened enough to be killed by the pre-retcon kids that came out the juju. After that, Vriska, Lord English and the pre-retcon kids were sucked into the black hole Alt. Calliope created. Meanwhile, post-retcon kids escaped this universe, to a universe where there will never be a Lord English due to the changes in the Alpha timeline (The kids didn't fight Lord English and were never sealed, so their world will never become the shithole we saw Caliborn living in). The Caliborn we saw did become Lord English, but he will never be chasing the post-retcon kids into their universe, because the huge time loop that is Lord English now ends with him dying and being sucked into a black hole. And then, the end. The enourmous time loop that is Homestuck has come full circle, and the kids are free in their new world to do whatever they want, and Gamzee is sent to Caliborn's world via the black hole to raise Caliborn and complete his own timeloop.

All I needed to know was the fact that they won :-y

Hey BlastYoBoots and other Homestuck fans , I noticed that Terezi isn't in the Happy Ending at Earth ... Someone help me !!! Explain this please !!! 0 , 0 ?

13:02 "Hopefully the next page will explain some more" Oh man you wish

Guys, aradia was standing in front of the black hole, so I bet she had every intention of freezing it like she did jack noir immediately after going god tier. We're talking about literal gods here. I'm willing to bet that with an entire army with tons of gods in it, they could seal english in the black hole and then probably move the entirety of paradox space outside of its reach

Longest 9 minutes ever

The only way to defeat an invincible character in a story is to simply...leave the story. When Hussie pointed his Thumb down in Collide, he signaled that he was going to end Caliborn by choosing to end the story. When the kids step out of the game, that's the end of it all. That's why we don't see them open the door. Caliborn is trapped in the story. Whether he was defeated or not, he can't get to them. He's Homestuck, in a sense ;3

>I'm the Bad Guy is in your recommended videos. Well played, sir.

15:13

10/25/2014 The day they all died...

Okay, so the door is their passage into the new universe. Except HE'S ALREADY THERE. That's the other end of the door, I believe. The Light symbol we saw in Bilious Slick was supposed to represent either their goal or Vriska. So with that in mind, we transition to the Green Sun and Calliope. Remember, the Green Sun is surrounded by the same cracks we see in the dream bubble. Calliope summons something that assists her in creating a black hole, devouring the Green Sun to devour the rest of Caliborn's powers in this universe, and creating a parallel between the Red Sun devoured by the black hole Caliborn left behind when he entered the session and beginning these events, and Calliope's journey to the Green Sun to end these events and close the curtains. Then, with that, she releases the VAST REVENGE(no that's not actually a thing) and goes supermassive, the black hole representing her condescending eye as it grows closer to Lord English. With the cracks and broken pieces of reality all around Lord English, reality can't hold up under the force, and when we see Aradia(who was hovering over everyone in the dream bubble previously) is staring at the shattered pieces falling into the black hole, Lord English probably with them. I wonder if the juju tell into it as well, and the story ended in futility under Calliope's power as the muse of epic poetry that she represents. Her shtick is supposed to be endings. I don't understand the symbolism of the orbs, if any.

"I will leave you to draw your own conclusions." Andrew Hussie pulled a fucking Lemony Snicket.

The Sad thing is that I expected a Statue of AR (Aimless Renegade) in Can town because of how he was one of the exiles with PM and WV.

You were talking about Gurren Lagann at 30:15 =)) I got confused for a bit - (what does Yoko have to do with HomeStuck)? I realize you were just talking a moment to appreciate the character endings.