Kinger: POMNI! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE, POMNI, POMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!

New Undertale voice headcanons

I thought Flowey sounded like Ronald McDonald but ok

kinger : I AM THE KING! king from deltarune : tf your not

Kinger: "Oh look, a bug!" *bug breaks the pillow castle* Kinger: "YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!"

Kinger: *chaotic laughing.* Pomni: Are you Alright Kinger? Kinger: Yes I’m fine. Pomni: Then why are you chaotically laughing? Kinger: There is a killer rabbit. *Pomni looks at the killer rabbit.* Pomni: It’s just a harmless little rabbit. *The rabbit attacks Pomni.* We will be right back.

RIP buddy.

“I have learned how to breathe finally.”

(revtrosity please dont ignore me) Kinger: You don't need courage! After all, who needs courage, when you have... *cocks gun* A GUN.

Welp, at least now you know where your shade is🤷

Flowey: JUST YOU WAIT! I WILL DESTROY THE UNDERGROUND, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME SMILEY TRASH BA- Sans: Steps on flowey Flowey: OW OW OW OW OW Sans: WOOF! I think I stepped on some doge Shit- Sans: trying to smear Flowey off his slipper Flowey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jevil: wearing a bee costume Jevlil whispers to self : speak you fool... Rouxls: Whateth are y- Jevil: Ya like jazz (brings out saxophone) Rouxls: ...YOU ARE THINE DISAPIONTETH!

Kinger: Oh look its a butterfly **Kinger points at the sky** Gangle: Um, Kinger..... I don't think that's a butterfly Kinger: Huh what do you mean? **Kinger looks up and see's a cat falling down as it lands on Zooble** Zooble: OW F❀CK GOD DAMN IT CAINE

Pomni:Hey Kinger,I've been hearing some things about this one person named Queenie, and I was- Kinger:WE DON'T TALK ABOUT QUEENIE. Pomni:But- Kinger:WE. DO NOT TALK. ABOUT QUEENIE. OK?!

Pomni: Kinger, what do you have there? Kinger: A shotgun! Pomni: NO!

YOU VOICED THE BACK BONE JOKE!!!

Jax: “I’m driving!” Kinger: “Shotgun!” Zooble: “Oh come on. You had it on the way here- WHOA!!!” Kinger: “No, I found a shotgun and I want the front seat.”

Kinger: "You ever wonder if every day when you wake up, you actually awaken with less energy than the day before? Like our lives are tied to biological batteries that wear down with use? And someday, like a battery that can no longer hold a charge, you'll end up sleeping longer for less rest?" Kinger: "Until you can no longer wake up?" Zooble: "See it's things like this that made me think you'd be next to abstract." Kinger: "Things like what?"

Kinger: Oh why hello there, you seem like a nice little fellow *gives head pats* Spamton: What the [fifty-percent off] is your problem?

Jax: “okay! We go together on three!“ Kinger: “okay!” Jax: “one… two…” Kinger: *intently waiting* Jax: “and after you!” Kinger: *gets kicked through the portal by jax* “AAAAAAAAA-“ Ragatha: “JAX?!” Jax: “what? He’s fine! Right..?” Kinger: *distant* “OOOOOO! there are so many butterflies, and ladybugs, and caterpillars!” Jax: “yeah he’s fine.” Kinger: *distant* “oh hello there, giant spider!” *the giant spider starts chomping on kinger* “AAAAAAA- HELP ME- AAAAAAAAAA-“ Jax: “yeah… totally fine…” Kinger: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“

That's it I'm getting the shotgun

"Remember kids don't do school and stay in drugs"

Jax: Alright Pomni, basic Math. If Kinger has 37 digital apples, and I forcefully take away 7 without his permission- Pomni: Why does Kinger have so many apples? Kinger: MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS POMNI!

Kinger: Hey nice to meet you, is been a wile i haven't seen a new face Jax: We allready know Kinger: WHAT?! *Procedes to mind explode*

Sans: Hey Kiddo What Do you Want To Eat? Chara: The Souls of The Innocent >:) Frisk: A burger :) Chara: NO!!!! >:( Frisk: Two Burgers :D Chara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0:45 was the fav part makes me ear hurting me😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

kinger: rrRRRMRMSJDKZKALANSNSJDKS *intense vibrating* pomni: are.. are you okay? kinger: KSKDALKDDK yeah why?¿¿? *with multiple voice effects*

S' 5 am actually

Gangle: "Kinger, what are you carrying?" Kinger: (Kinger is holding a shotgun) ".....A walking stick."

5:48 not on the house, it's just fall of it

“Make sure to keep the soap out of your EEEEEYYYEEES” (Idk what to say)

Starlo:Clover!How dare you destroy my premium made whip!Tho it is a fare dua- Clover:duel you ideot duel... Starlo:OH IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER *cocks revolver Clover:*aborts pacifest and shoots Starlo in the face* Clover:Dont mess with the child with the gun...

kinger. The voices they won't stop! Pomni. are you okay kinger Kinger. Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

(The honking is cain’s sensor) Kinger: I GOT A SHOTGUN Pomni (scared): what are you going to do with it Kinger: SHOOT A HONK HONK IN THE HONK FACE

KINGER : OH OH OHIO KINGER : WELCOME TO MY SKIBIDI TOLIET KINGER : OH OH OHIO KINGER : PLS DONT LEAVE, I HAVE NO GYATTS KINGER : OH OH OHIO KINGER : AHA I PRAYED TODAY

Isn't he friends with Alex Rochan?

Pomni: "Kinger, are you going abstract or are you just insane?" Kinger, while breaking reality: "N̴̨̺̣͚̩̬̳̺̺͍̠̹̤̏͑̂͌͒ͅo̶͕̙̓̓́̍̽̔͐́͒̋ ̸̧̳̱̩͙̰̞̬̳͎̖̯̮͓̄́̈́́̌ͅp̶͇̭͚͂̓̊̄̍̀̋̓͑̐̕o̴̲͔͓̠̰͙̘̩̦̖̳͗̾͆̂̉̔̈́͗̋͘͘͝m̴̧̡̡̦̤͕̻̦̣͚̙̠̲̦̍͂̎͛̔̈́̀̄̀͝͠n̶̢͔͓͚̤̺̞̻̖̲͎̥̈́̈́ĭ̸̡̛͖̳͎͔̲̀̅͋͛̓̀̈́͂̂̐̇̀̚,̶̧͙̜̟̗͇̰̘̯͉̰̼͕̯̄̈͛͆̃́͠͠ ̶̥̬̖͙̮͉̰̺͕̂̿̈̆̾̑̔̈́̆̄͆̀̕͝͠͝ḯ̸͔͚̩͇̲̞̤̜̖͓̩̥̻̠͗m̶̛̫̻̥͎̬̩͈̠̠̼̮̖̙̾̈́͂̈̈́̅̔̈́̚̚͠ ̸̝̺̻͔̊͋̔̀̇̇͗́͂̈́̓̊͘̕͘p̶̨̠̟͇̱̹̟̼̟̠̠͎̝̓̐͗͑̃̄́̚͜͜͝ͅͅe̸̡̢̢̲̻͈̼̞̙͈͉̠͛͒̉̋͌̏͋͌̐͜ͅṟ̴̡̧̯̭̤̳̞̭̖̤̰͇̎ͅf̶̨̨̲̫̪͙̳̤͆̈́́̅͒̑̊̋͗́͋͌͘͠͠ͅe̸̛̘̜̒̍̓́̚̕͝c̴̞̘͐̓͐͘t̶̲͙̬̲̭̰̲̻̟̘͛͆l̶̤̘͗̓̏͌̓̐͘y̷͖͍͚͎̹͎̭̩͔͋̇̽̍͝ ̸̨̢̧͓̣͌͗͐͛͆̎́̊͌̚̕̕͝͝ͅf̸̲͖̠͈̺̤͆į̵̧͍̺̙͍̥̘̠̫̥̀̓̇̈́͌̓̇̍͛̔͊ņ̶̨͓̰̜̻͇͈̖͐͜e̷͕̗̝̟̺̙͍̞͎̝͍̜̬̯͓͌̍!̴̡̧̨̛̥̮͓̙̭̤͓̲̞͒̔̀̉͂̅̽̌̕͜ ̶̛̣͎̘̬͎̬̰̼̿̊̄̐̊̈͐̑͘̚İ̷͔̰͗̂̋͘̚͝ ̵̡̛̛͔̩̗̮̮̣̳̠̙̌͑̅̊͐͒̍̇̀͂͠ͅͅĵ̷̡̢̛̮̠̞͎̬̬̙̈́̀̓͒̄̈́̍̀͊̌̏͘̚͝ữ̴̬̲͔̪̅͗̊͛̐̚s̸̛̻̞͉̰͂̈́͂͗̾̌͋͑̃̓̋̕t̶̠̪͎͚̳̰̟̱̖̜̳̉́͊͊ ̵̢̺̮̼͙̤̭̝͉͇͎͔̳͙̲̈́̽̔̐ͅh̵̨̩͕̟̼̥̗͙̱̩͖̲͖͗͘ȧ̸̧͇̗̝̲̘̦̻͈͉̘͗͋̚ͅv̴̢̛̛̳͎̜̮̩̗̪̾͐̽̔̔̋̌́͂̄͗̋̓̋ę̵̢̙̪͍̭̞͎̪̀̃͂̃͐́̑̆̍̍̃͝ͅ ̶̭̽͆̏̔̏̑̕ă̸̛̙̩͍̪͖̻̱̜͑̿̓͜͝ͅ ̷̯̙̹͎̠̘̘̟̻͎̪̭̹̑̀̍̍̋̈́̒́̇͐͆͐͋̌̎͂̚ć̶̨̨͓̙̓́͒̀̂̑̂̏̀̕̕͝͝ǫ̷̟̳̙͚͇̠͙̦͈̺̠̳̜̺͒͗͘͜l̸̜͙̲̫̋̂̒̿̓d̵̰͕̤͇̯̰̗̗̰̤͆͊̓͐̆͌̎́̓̓͑̔͜.̵̡͖̑͌͒̇̆̈́̋̇͑̃͊̋̃ " Pomni: are you sure? your model is acting like a Wii corruption." Ragatha: Hey guys whats going o- WHAT THE *bleep* AAAAAAAAAA- Translation: No Pomni, im perfectly fine! i just have a cold.

"Pomni, I'm going to be frank with you. You know in chess how a pawn can turn into a queen? That would mean that a pawn is a girl. A pawn can turn into everything except a king, me. Do you know how many wives I had? A lot, Pomni. And they're all dead."

Rev: ok Kinger you need to cut the chipotles from Taco Ben Kinger:no *runs aways * Kinger:byr

Caine: Alrighty my little goobers ! Today's adventure will be a simple fun game of- *Kinger whips out a shotgun* Kinger: Russian roulette Caine: ... Kinger these types of games are not allowed here. And this is not how you play russian roulette. Kinger: It's not how YOU play it.

As per tradition: Kinger: *screaming*

“Fiddle dee doo, fiddle dee doss, IM GONNA MAKE SOME F**KING CHAOS”

“Brother help eats eating all the cheese!

Kinger: "It's a good day not to be dead" Jax: "Bang! You are dead!" Kinger: "I am dead!"

"Oh no.. oh no no no no.. it's.. all over!! It's- Oh. No. Wait. I forgot to take my medication!"

Jax: hey Kinger have you seen my bowling ball? Kinger: oh, yeah, i put it in the fridge behind the waffle iron Jax: ... we dont have a fridge though? Kinger: WAH! oh, jax, when did you get here?

Kinger: (whistful) Pomni, This is my insect collection... Pomni: uh, Kinger, is that a child? Kinger: (freaking out) WHERE!?!? I HAVE TO HIDE!?!?!? Frisk: (muffled) HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE

Talking flower: gone

I need to know what happens To the hollow night.

Kinger:Hey gangle Gangle:Yea what is it Kinger:I learned a new trick Gangle:Oh yea what is it Kinger:” *SHAKES RAPIDLY*

Ponmi: GGGGUUUUUMMMMMIIIIIIIIII (deep inhale) GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kinger: did he forget to pay taxes again? Pomni: (avrage tax payer noises) Kinger: because i dont :D Sans:i eat my taxes