Saying A LOT of Things as Ralsei

Don’t bully him. He will squeak.
[CAST]
*Susie/Toriel- Cellochicita: / @cellochicita
*Lancer- Quizzique: / @quizzique
*Caine- Alex Rochon: / @peanut3423
*Pomni- Shyrenn VA: / @shyrennva
[THUMBNAIL ART]
*ralseihugs: / ralseihugs
[ANIMATOR]
*SpriterMike: / @spritermike
[MUSICIAN]
*Musaniac: / nora_sc
[MUSIC]
*Toby Fox- Mini Studio: • Mini Studio
*Hyper Potions- Friendship Remix: • DELTARUNE - Friendship...
*Martin Klem- Balderdash: • Balderdash
*Toby Fox- Hip Shop: • Hip Shop
*Toby Fox- You Can Always Come Home: • You Can Always Come Home
*Toby Fox- Vs. Susie: • Vs. Susie
*Toby Fox- Digital Roots: • Digital Roots
*Toby Fox- Girl Next Door: • Girl Next Door
*NoteBlock- My Funky Town (Feat. ImRuscelOfficial & NahTony): • My Funky Town - Deltar...
*tempotastic- The Roaring Titans: • Deltarune Chapter 7 US...
*Toby Fox- WELCOME TO THE CITY: • WELCOME TO THE CITY
*Toby Fox- The Dark Truth: • The Dark Truth
*[Unknown]- Yankee Doodle (Fife and Drum): • Yankee Doodle (Fife an...
*NoteBlock & DjCutman- Until Next Time: • Until Next Time - DELT...
*Toby Fox- You Idiot: • You Idiot
*Musaniac- hello: / nora_sc
*Toby Fox- Powers Combined: • Powers Combined
*Traditional feat. Thommy Andersson- Ave Maria: www.epidemicsound.com/track/G...
*[Unknown]- Duke Nukem Forever Theme: • Duke Nukem Forever The...
[SOCIALS]
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[@cookievaandgaming]

Are we not gonna talk about how he got Caine’s official VA to do ONE line?

[@moxstoleyoursocks2241]

I mean, he did also get him to voice the spamton section of SALOT As Deltarune

[@enzoponce1881]

WAIT WAS THAT ALEX??? Edit: i just checked the desc HOLY SHIT IT IS WHAT THE FU-

[@cookievaandgaming]

@@enzoponce1881 YEAH NO ONE’S MENTIONED THE FACT THAT REVTROSITY JUST CASUALLY THREW HIM IN THERE

[@enzoponce1881]

@@cookievaandgaming i mean, now that i think about it, alex DID voice spamtom in one of revs' videos before

[@darsterz]

@@enzoponce1881 and also he had a reel of doing spamton voices by himself so there's that

[@korbenhill9688]

Kris:*rips the manual Ralsei: Kris, you just started a time loop! Kris: Huh? How? Ralsei: It was explained in the manual, luckily I have a copy. Ralsei:*gives Kris a manual Kris:*rips the manual Ralsei: Kris, you just started a time loop!

[@nestuu12]

oooooh that one was smart

[@coolmanppap3177]

It was explained in the manual, luckily I have a copy.

[@laurentmarcoux2144]

well not really, kris just chooses when he wants the loop to end and doesn't rip the manual

[@jonathansorenson6840]

@@laurentmarcoux2144 that's why it's a loop

[@ryanrg1545]

@@coolmanppap3177 *gives Kris a manual

[@najpotenicewolf934]

I love how Ralsei is interpreted. A very soft boy, who possesses the only brain cell in the group. But on rare occasions can be even more unhinged than both of them. :'D

[@IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh]

me in a nutshell😅😂

[@kmkorsomthing]

with gun

[@beckettgd]

I love how everyone agrees that Ralsei is this unparalleled ball of pure chaos.

[@tomlynmathewsjr7514]

That's what happens when you spend time around Kris.

[@gamerblackjacket]

He's the true definition of a wild card because he's also wholesomely adorable

[@Weedlyweekly]

Ooooooooh so THATS why Jevil always targets Ralsei. He’s jealous

[@NeptuneEnerg]

Chaos, chaos! Let’s play the ring-a-round!

[@P-3_926]

Another actor ruined by a genocide route

[@deadchannel9763]

I kinda expected a "I cast thunder spell" moment, but the testicular torsion spell seems to be way more powerful.

[@1rebek1]

Here you go. I CAST THUN-

[@shadowsnake5133]

@@1rebek1 you cast it on yourself didn't you? alright, i'll cast cure. (wild magic surge, i opened a portal to the fire plane, have fun)

[@sp4cef0rc37]

There is a child. Child: have you seen my mommy? Sophist: I CAST THUNDER SPELL!!

[@pal_the_gamer]

I CAST THUNDER SPELL

[@djcupcake8662]

Out of all of the fandoms I never expected someone to make a reference to sophist in THIS FANDOM.

[@FanimationStudios-2007]

In the words of Bill Cipher, "Oh it's happening! IT'S FINALLY, FINALLY HAPPENING! AH HA HA HA HA HAH!" Edit: I left this comment before the premier, now I'm leaving my review on it First off, YAY my comment got into the video! This was my first time leaving a submission to this awesome series so it means a lot to me to see it here Second, it's concerning how so many people wanted to do the 'Ralsei weilds a gun' meme that they made it into an individual segment. Overall, I enjoyed hearing this fluffy boi's wonderful performance. Great addition to the series.

[@milesmcallister8542]

Bill got a book

[@TylerGoatMan]

YOU SAID IT BROTHER

[@OBDT_YT]

AT LAST AT LONG, LONG LAST

[@lordofhollows242]

@@OBDT_YT THE GATE BETWEEN WORLDS IS OPEN

[@AndersonOrozcoLopez]

​@@lordofhollows242 physical form? Don't mind if I DO!!!

[@rachaelchampion6195]

10:50 There is NO chance that was the actual voice actor, whoever did that is a God of impression! **goes to credits of tadc** WAIT THEY'RE THE SAME VOICE ACTOR!?

[@wafflehead9231]

Yup. Alex Rochon (correct me if I got his last name wrong) voices Spamton in most of the videos, not in this one though.

[@aaroncheda1680]

So Caine becomes spamton in the dark world? next, you’ll be telling me that Mike is Mike Tyson in the dark world although didn’t get his boxing license, revoked in 1997?

[@wafflehead9231]

@@aaroncheda1680 maybe

[@wafflehead9231]

also just realized Alex Rochon did do the line in this video for spamton

[@craftedsoapy6167]

Caine: Who are you? Spamton: Oh My [Hochi Mama!!!] you’re a [BIG SHOT]!!!

[@TuberTheBunny]

I like how at 3:43 Ralsei speaks in a scared/nervous tone. It's like he feels that the flareon copypasta is similar to the Vaporeon one. That is until he realises that this copypasta is completely innocent, then Ralsei goes back to being the kind goat boi.

[@h1vezer]

For anyone who doesn't know the vaporeon copypasta... let's just say it a lot of miscontent

[@Kalamarine_Animal]

*war flashbacks*

[@P-3_926]

@@Kalamarine_Animal holy shit another Ralsei

[@GamingXGames_]

I love how he starts reading normally but cautiously after realizing its a different copypasta

[@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond]

Good Ending: Flareon Copypasta Neutral Ending: Jolteon Copypasta (basically about how Jolteon would be the most practical Eeveelution) Bad Ending: *Vaporeon Copypasta*

[@anabanana77]

Ralsei: *puts a block of cheese on the table* Ralsei: CHEESE!!!!!

[@EImposter2005]

Bruh. That meme was already used in a previous Say a lot video.

[@notalivethenotable4164]

​@@EImposter2005 Funny nonetheless

[@Muho_is_me]

​@@EImposter2005 a jar joined the chat

[@gustavogamer-mv8mb]

... How many times was this used?

[@icydicey_]

now just imagine it was goat cheese

[@Rickfernello]

That's such a good Ralsei voice, it's pretty much how I imagine him! Funny enough, Toby can do a similarly fitting voice.

[@Smoldragoncat]

It’s the funny Celeste 202 berries man

[@OCJDaze]

It's the funny Celeste 202 deathless man

[@blackjackgameplay5169]

Its the funny Celeste 202 Brazilian man

[@threegordons9951]

it's the rick!

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

Oh yeah! Ya tend to forget Toby can be *anyone anywhere he goes*

[@mememananimations2104]

Ralsei: They call me... *pulls out a gun* Ralsei: *The Harmacist.*

[@bornasotoudeh4044]

Harm Assist

[@DizzyIM]

ralsei being unhinged with a gun is funny, but ralsei with the extensive firearms knowledge of paul harrell and an over exaggerated emphasis on safety seems way more in-character if we're gonna have Gun Ralsei, which adds an entirely new layer to the funny and then ralsei with a little tricorne hat and a musket blasting dudes "just as the founding fathers intended" is yet a completely different, adorable kind of hilarious what i mean to say is that i'm liking how "ralsei with a gun" is evolving as a joke

[@greenhydra10]

3:43 His hesitation implies he's either watched the last SALOT, or he knows about the copypasta. 9:47 Everyone loves a call back. 10:48 This was inevitable. Nice to see Rochon in one of these again.

[@Creeperminer81]

Ralsei: ...you know what, I'm done. *walks out and slams door* Kris: ...what? Ralsei: *from other room* **KINDNESS**

[@Insertnamehere684]

WANT SOME HAPPINESS PELLET?

[@Gabriel_-]

Ralsei really seems to like healing in reverse 9:18

[@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901]

Sup dude

[@UltraIceMan275]

At 9:17 this is Me every time people use kilometers instead of miles, or when I try to convert miles to kilometers

[@victorfu2496]

11:06 Kris go like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA̸̯̎͂Ả̸̛̪̿͋̊͑͊̿̅͂̕̕̚͝͝A̶̧̡̢̺̤̠͒́̑͋̈́͌͝A̴̬̭̪̙̠͇͍̣͛͐̔̓͐̄̌̿̀̅̿̈̾̄͜͝A̴̢̛͓̪̺͖̽̃̃̀͛̀͐̎͘͠A̸̧̨̛̻̘͓̪̘̹̥͍͎̲̜̩͂̎̊͐͗̏̈́̎̈͘͘͝A̴̧̢̨̧̜͈͙̻̭̥͊͜Ą̸̜͖̩͚̎̈́̌̃͂ͅÁ̴̟͓̞̦͇͈̀͐̽̚͜ͅA̵̲̫̥͊̎̉͊̈́̀̾Ǎ̴̧̪̟̝̱̠͖̤̫͊̀͂Â̵͇̼̼̼̟̻͍͔̯͚̯̻͋̓͌͑̈̂͒͗͘͘À̶̛̟̠̖̜͈͎̥̖̮͐A̶͓̩͓̤͇͆̏̃̃͝A̶̢̡̼̜̼̦͈͔͂̒̂͂̋̓̃̏̅̂̃͘͜A̶̺͎̞͖͋̂͛̅̿͆͊̋̎̎̚Á̶̤͔͕̦̘̹̃̈̑̂̌̋̏̈͗͝A̴̡̨̝͖̻͉̭͉͍̳̪̩̔̈́͒̀̂͆Ȧ̷̧̧̧̭͙̙̙͓̻̪̹̝̱̥͈̀͠A̷̢̼̘̥̗͎̱͉̥̬̼͆͌͗̎͊͌̂̀̇͝A̸̲̔̏́̈́͠Ą̷̧̞̩̬̥̩̞̟͖̙̯͎̉͒͐ͅA̷̧̛̙̱͙͑̅̀͋ͅĄ̴̧̘͎̦̪͕̻̄͆̑͛́̓̋̋̀̾̓̍̈͜͜Ä̶̭̹́̃̀̆́̕A̴͔͖̬͚̜͌̊͆͜͝Ä̸̗͈̬́̔̔̂̀̉̏̂͋͂͝Ă̶̬̭͚̑͋̏̈́̈́̔͛̓̈́̏̌̌͗͂A̵̡̖̤̔͗͑̋̔̓̑̇̇̔̀̏͘͝͝A̸̝̘͌̄̍͗́̿̄́̍̈́̿̀̕̕Ä̵̧̘͙̰̙͔̰̞̲́̔͋ͅÃ̶̛͖̜̘̱̲̊̇̆́͘͜͝Ȃ̷͍͙͇̭͈̂̊̽̉̈́͆́́̆̈́̎͠͝A̷͕͉̤͖͉̭͖̖̒̓̀̓̆̽̆͌̈́̈̕͠A̴̢̧̡̻͍̳̞͖̳̯͇̲̓̈́̑̈́̃̋̃̋̐͘͝͝ͅͅA̴̧̼̰͙̫̯͚̤̓͂̉̒̈̍͋̍A̸̛̖̹͉͈̟̼͚̘̬̤̝̔̈́̒̓͛̂̐̾A̴̢̛̠̮̗̗͈̙̮͈̼̩͈̱͌̓̓́́̄͂̇̎̓̕͜͠À̴̳̱̺̝̣͙̓̃̎̅̑̔̚A̵̢̲̝̣͎̩͙͎̪͊̓̐͂̿͜ͅÁ̴̧͖̥̹̩͍̻̼̱̰̬̝̯̰̈̐͒͐̑̊̍ͅĀ̴̺́͑̌͒͌̈́̚͘͘Á̶̩͍̲̺͇͗́̍̆̀̋̀A̷̢̧̩͕͖̬̦̹̪̫̻̜̫͐À̴̤͉͈̼͖̫̗͉͈̠̦̟̯̤̓̂̓͋̓͊̓̓̃Ả̷̡͚̮̜͕̥͙͖͖̠̍͘͠A̷̛̩̲̻͒͋́̽͊̇̀̿̎̕Ā̸̭̦͔̜̣͓̞̙̪̞͈̞͉̬͌͆A̵̛̱̥̻̦͇̹̰̖̯̎̊́͐̂͂́̿͊́̚A̷̡̗̪͍̻͌̍̎̐͌̓͋̉̍̑͘͘͠͠A̶̢̨̛̯͎̜͙̲̙̘̬͚̯͓̐́͂͒͜Ả̶̳͙̪̯̥̃̈̏̀̒̋͝͠Â̸̢͎̻͍̙̽͑̇͑̏̍͘̚Ą̵̡̡͉͇̞̰̫̖̇̂̏͑̿̎̎͐̑̒̕Ą̴̤̜͙̭̾̍͂̉͂̽̋̀̍̌̌͒̽̊͝Ą̴̨͔͎̱̉̌͗̋̍͊͋̈́́͝A̸̧̡̛͚̱̩̳͍͚̟̟̳͍̯̽̈́̅̓ͅA̸̹̹̭̾Ą̸̬̬̾̄̉̈́̽̈́̕Ạ̴͓̄̈́À̷̢̧̱̦̙̘̝͎͙͎̺̹͜ͅA̸̧̲̤͍̜̮͖͚͉̮͆̾̂͊̀̀̚Ȃ̸̢̛̲̙̹͎̟̖͓͙̏̎̓̀̀͗̔́̑̃͜A̴͎͈̖͈̤̮͉͗͐̍̉̀͆̂̕͘Ȃ̵̛̹͕̾̀͛̔̉̒͑̍̑͘Á̶̧̦̪̺̙̞̬̦̩͗͜͜Ȁ̵̗͖̌̓̇́̅̿̿̔͑͝A̷̢̛̼͎͈̮̼̳͍̪̽̋̊͆͆̅͗͒͝Ạ̵͇͎̌̓̍̽̈̓̈́̃̽̂̈́͝Á̴̧̨̡̛͕͍̥̮̘̫͍̾͐̈́̄̈́̽̆̇̈́̆̕̚Ã̷̘͈̼͔̔̈́̚A̵̧̪͚̅͐̐̐̈̆̿̋̀͒͂͘̚͝͝A̶͚̰͎̘̋͆̅͌̑̆͋̉ͅA̶̧̠̺̞͉͔͇͔͕̼̪̎̏̈́͑͊̌͋̇̐͒̾͒̀̕͠ͅͅĄ̷̯̠͙͉̹̟̙͎̟̈́͛̿̓̌A̸̢̗͇̝̟̭͚̅͑̃̈́̂̃͋̈́̑͒̈́̃̉̒̒ͅÃ̶͙̠͓̪̒͂̊̑Ạ̶̛̗͔̞̙̈́̄̓̿̏̈́̅̓͊͑̀̀̒͠Ā̴̡̛͕̹̝͇̪͉͔͍̱͓̗͚̳͐̉̀̽͒̉̃̃́͛͝͠͠A̶̼͈̫̜̟̩̭̥̺̲̣̞̓̉̄̈́͑͌̓̑͛͐̊͛͘̚Ą̸̨͈̙̺̘͛̎̉̈́̄̕͝ͅA̴̼͎̙̘̬͛̿̓͒̈̀͑͐̍͛̚̕͠Ä̸̛͍̲̭̗́̀̍̍͋Â̶̬͚̜̺̮̞̰̬̔͑͝ͅͅA̵̛̮̩̺̪͉̹͙̜̅̇͊̋͛͐̿̏̐̃́̅͘͠A̵͕̮̤͖̩̜͍̬͚̜̲̍̑̃̃̈́̄͛͐͛̄͑͘̚A̵̢̜̟͇̤̻̤̞̪̪̬̒̎͐͌̀͌̀̔̃̋͜A̵̱̝̩̠͐͌̿̔̍̈́͝A̷̙̍́̇̒̈̏͂̐͆̀͊͂̋̔

[@Eddie.77]

Ralsie: *just suddenly goes up in flames* ... *in the most passive aggressive voice possible* "I seem to have spontaneously combusted"

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

(In french accent) _"I appear to have burst into flames."_ _"I do believe i am on fire."_

[@TheZorx]

Kris: oh that's quite unfortunate Ralsie: it's all right I've grown tired of living

[@therealestcupheadonyt]

“passive aggressive” mf you mean casual 😭

[@korbenhill9688]

Kris: I have something to ask you. Ralsei: Ok, what do you want to know. Kris: When a darkener goes into another dark world they turn into a statue, right? Ralsei: That is correct. Kris: But when you went into the cyber world you were perfectly fine, so how is that possible? *Ralsei dissapered from reality

[@salomeheredia9885]

Kris: D:

[@spamton4990]

Ralsei is the Prince of Darkness, he's immune to effects like that.

[@ashleybyrd2015]

"Oh dear," says Ralsei, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

[@Super-Noob]

​@@salomeheredia9885 Using translation on mobile makes Kris happy that Ralsei disappeared lol.

[@Eeeeeoekjs]

9:54 Susie: I thought it's because they're blue

[@inigo-13644]

5:56 IS A CHIKN NUGGIT REFERENCE there are also alot more references including past SALOT episodes but im 2 lazy 2 list them all

[@smakfyaoutya]

Ralsei: everything can be solved with kindness Kris: are you sure about that? Ralsei: *pulls out a bomb named kindness* Kris: ... how did you- Ralsei: very sure.

[@Super-Noob]

Me when machete named "Kindness":

[@EEVEE_fan16]

Me with a gun named „mercy”

[@Slimeballer21]

4:36 the flareon copypasta is at least wholesome while the the vaporeon copypasta leaves you asking “why would anyone want to know this”

[@TheFossilFightersGuy]

That copypasta makes people give me weird looks whenever I say it's my 3rd favorite pokemon.

[@UltraIceMan275]

What are the first 2

[@isotetra1912]

jolteon copypasta when

[@blizzardforonline1954]

This is why you never underestimate the power of the floof!

[@soldiergaming8899]

9:01 Excellent play, one small issue. I’ve planted a dark fountain in your kingdom.

[@Sanstheskeleton-nc3hu]

Damn

[@P-3_926]

You say there is gonna be big things BUT WHERE ARE THEY I DONT SEE THEM

[@sagaanmo5562]

The roaring titans:are they done yet '-' 5:28

[@galeemhavoc]

Ralsei: Who are you? Asriel: I’m you! But dead. *Asriel dies for absolutely no reason at all*

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

Feckin' Half Life ragdoll and heart monitor stopping sounds

[@user-xe7ki3bz5n]

@@fabiosonhandogrande1697 no, tf2 ragdoll

[@ViorbyX]

*Flowey appears* Flowey: Howdy, faker Ralsei: We're not the same Flowey: L e t ' s f i x t h i s

[@ThatRatAgain]

Ralsei: "If you had a black and white cat and a another cat that was siamese would you rather have a flatbread, egg, mayo, and ham subway sandwich or have egg salad, scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, deviled eggs, and toast?" "I personally would have eggs."

[@mapellecyrupp8964]

5:47 Yo, my comment made it into the video! Thanks so much! That was so cool to see!

[@LandonDillman]

*Ralsei dies of 1d4 cuteness damage*

[@zenithpurpleunicorn]

​@@LandonDillman D&Drune

[@Thorninjag]

Hearing Ralsei scream f*ck is terrifying.

[@FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll]

Ralsei: 🎶You've got to believe! In the power of love! 🎶

[@ViorbyX]

Chara: You mean LV? Frisk: He means the actual love Chara: *long pause* Level of Vi- Kris: CAN YOU FOR ONCE STO-

[@Blazing_Bean]

Asriel: Who are you Flowey: I'm you, but with a body count Asriel: Not you, Him *Points at Ralsei* Ralsei: I think i left my cauldron on *Nervously backing away while keeping an eye on Flowey*

[@ViorbyX]

Asriel: However, your determination created a mess Flowey: Let me guess. You met another yourself, right? You are not from this universe, Shift!Asriel... Asriel: Then can you explain this? *Points at other Floweys and Asriels talking with each other behind him* Flowey: Determination, faker

[@zonetothepowerof3]

4:46 i feel like everyone other than ralsei would hit berdly even if they knew about the brakes

[@Youaveragecountryhumansfan]

True

[@desaug]

yes

[@rewriteofficial]

2:34 AYO IT’S ME :DDDDDDDDDDD

[@Agent-8]

I’m glad you made it in man

[@austria-hungary7680]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@TemsicalSanity]

Ralsei: *Holding a Bottle* Kris: Hey Ralse- Woah, what's with the bottle? Ralsei: Oh this? just Drinkable Battery Acid. *Ralsei drinks from the bottle* Ralsei: *Has a stroke and f**king dies* Kris: D:

[@Rowdy_cattle]

I swear to God if this doesn't get put in there 😂

[@SwindlerThe]

Ralsei: Oh Kris, you naive fool. You’ve fallen right into my trap. You see, when you asked me who I was talking to, and I said Joe, I was aware you had never met a Joseph before… Joe never existed, Kris. They’re a figment of your imagination. So when you asked me who Joe was, I responded with JOE MAMA, to seem as if I had an intimate relationship WITH YOUR MOTHER! *maniacal laughter* Kris: …who told you that joke? Ralsei: Susie. Kris: of course she did… Susie in the distance: GET F*CKED

[@Ddeeree]

3:15 I cant stop laughing at this

[@DarkwaddledeeGaming]

8:08 was not expecting TheRussianBadger, but all here for it Xd

[@themustardman219]

It isn't a russianbadger reference, it's just a post on tumblr or something and the Russia badger referenced it in one of his videos.

[@dragonrider7649]

Wasn't expecting to see a fellow Badger watcher in this comment section.

[@pietroguggiana7979]

4 russian badger fans (including me), hello and we need to make more memes.

[@The_bomber23]

@@pietroguggiana79795… 5 fans.

[@mirandamorris932]

Hello I also Watch Russian Badger🗿

[@boa3528]

11:31 I finally got chosen!!! I feel so happy right now!!! Thank you so much, Revtrosity! You don't know how long i've waited!!

[@jaggerguth4391]

I felt the same way as you when my comment shows up.

[@zenithpurpleunicorn]

Oh hey it's the guy

[@shasummerlin5299]

Ralsei: Do you like Toby Fox? Kris: ...he's ok. Ralsei: His early work was a little too "new indie" for my tastes, but when Undertale came out in 2015, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a clear, crisp soundtrack, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the gameplay a big boost. He's been compared to Scott Cawthon, but I think Toby has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. Kris: Hey Ralsei? Ralsei: Yes, Kris? Kris: Why are there copies of the manual all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something? Ralsei: No, Kris. Kris: Is that a rain coat? Ralsei: Yes it is! In 2015, Toby released this. |(BIG SHOT plays)| Ralsei: Deltarune, his (second) most accomplished game. I think his undisputed masterpiece is "BIG SHOT", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. |(Ralsei grabs Kris' sword)| Ralsei: But they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself! |(Ralsei raises the sword above his head)| Ralsei: Hey Kris! Kris: Huh- Ralsei: *AAAAAAA-* |(Sounds of murder while Big Shot plays)| Ralsei: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION TO QUEENS PALACE NOW, YOU F_CKING STUPID BASTARD!

[@Cake9Cakey]

Susie: That’s just not possible, and I don’t think this is funny anymore. Ralsei: It never was supposed to be… why isn’t it possible? Susie: It’s just not. Ralsei: WHY NOT? You stupid b_stard.

[@MrCanKnotNot]

Man this was an interesting turn of events though unfortunately the window of opportunity has closed ATM but it might be seen

[@keithjohnson7893]

My dyslexic ass did not understand a word of that

[@shasummerlin5299]

@@MrCanKnotNot :(

[@Spamton-1salesman]

Hey there [lightner] do I hear [BIG SHOT]?

[@gabrielreyes9648]

11:04 *screams of unforgettable, undescriptable, and undeniable P a i n*

[@UselessShorts270]

Underrated Comment

[@Morteaus5484]

i agree@@UselessShorts270

[@Xman34washere]

7:11 wasnt expecting the ham monologue but i love this

[@eorange11]

(The team after Meeting Tasque) *Kris and Susie petting the Tasque as they purr and meow* Ralsei: Uh… Guys, don’t you think we should go and.. uh, fight Queen sooner or later- Susie: SHUT THE FUCK UP RALSEI WE ARE PETTING DIGITAL CATS NOW! Ralsei: D:

[@TheOnlyChara]

Noelle: do you know what time it is? Ralsei: It's healing time! Kris: actually it's 7:15... Ralsei laying on the ground: Somebody heal me!

[@stephfassel6967]

Noelle : OH GOD WHAT DO WE DO ?! Kris : Noelle, don’t you have a healing spell ? Noelle : Oh, right

[@Fnfever]

Noelle: Heals in reverse Ralsei: ded Kris:AHHHHHH!!!

[@Oceane1803]

4:53 Uuuh words can absolutely hurt and Flowey, being the manipulator that he is, should know that.

[@lancecurry7538]

*RALSEI:* _(throws a dictionary at their head)_ *FLOWEY:* OWW!

[@Oceane1803]

@@lancecurry7538 You just repeated the dialogue in the video. What's the point of that ?

[@lancecurry7538]

Scripting for fun.

[@Oceane1803]

@@lancecurry7538 Scripting ? But you didn't write this "script" in the first place -_- You just took it from the video.

[@justice77316]

@@Oceane1803 uh oh here comes an argument

[@kionlastname6744]

4:40 Player: No you hit Berdly! F@ck Berdly!

[@UltraIceMan275]

But... He does help in the end (if you don't kill him) with that statue used for that epic anime fight

[@the_demon149]

Idk, I feel like about half of them really liked him. It’s just the other half of the fandom that had fun playing snowgrave.

[@desaug]

@@UltraIceMan275 we woulda done better without him

[@SPG69]

10:38 THIS WHOLE BIT WAS EPIC YOU EVEN GOT THE VA’S TO CAMEO LIKE HOLY SHIT

[@LukeSky]

You do realize, he’s Spamton right?

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

​@@LukeSkyNot the one in this video, though. (But, yeah, it's apparently easy to find those VAs)

[@LukeSky]

@@fabiosonhandogrande1697 no I literally mean for his videos it’s the same voice actor

[@oxanis]

Oh this guy is aftually the va for caine

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

@@LukeSky Yeah, in Alex Rochon's channel

[@Marc-rk3mi]

Kris: Tax Evasion is a crime, Ralsei! Ralsei: IT'S AN OBLIGATION!

[@Bombro6900]

Ralsei: Remember, if somebody asks you what deez is, just remember it is a magical healing spell!

[@RogerVers1]

3:48 I nearly had a panic attack

[@MrFlame-zk5cy]

Ok but can we give a big hand to Spriter Mike for 5:28

[@SpriterMike]

Aw, thank you lol!

[@marlinjohnson9347]

If that’s what the roaring looks like, I’m looking forward to episode three

[@xSophchii]

6:40 IT’S MEEEEEEEEEEE (First time holy shart I’m honored)

[@vgman70114]

Ngl I had the same idea during the announcement video.

[@zenithpurpleunicorn]

Oh hey it's the guy

[@-Morgan_Hailingsun-]

HIIIIII

[@colin_the_protogen]

9:11 hey look, it's me!

[@johnathonseige591]

Let's fucking go dude

[@GerdiMwamba]

Congrats👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[@logandamudkip4212]

3:55. This comment is approved by the Leader of Team Star, Cassiopeia.

[@idk__-_]

it was probably her who wrote this one

[@terabitofficial]

"BITCH im ADORABLE" -ralsei, probably

[@God_Yeeter]

i immediately recognized daily ralsei’s art lol

[@just_some_solisia]

3:20 LOOK MA I MADE IT INTO A SALOT 🥹

[@TheInfectedGamerYT]

😊👍

[@frozenover_exe]

I literally did a spit take when mine made it into the video. You’ve been a massive inspiration of mine for a long time and this was a massive honour

[@ryanlmao]

"Haha...Doobie." -Ralsei smoking a comically large cigar *Disappears from thin air* "...What." -Susie

[@Z.J013Official]

3:44 Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum tempature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect tempature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defence stat of 110, which means they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

[@Lampproductions8943]

Did you know that it’s also the most breedable-

[@Super-Noob]

​@@Lampproductions8943Shut up. --_-

[@lancecurry7538]

*RALSEI:* Aww! I want one!

[@connortg5]

@@Lampproductions8943 you have 3 seconds run

[@MonstaGamez]

Sans undertale is 100 meters from your location and approaching at a rapid pace

[@talismiles]

2:41 I now know the meaning of life... Being in a SALOT of course!

[@alexanderalverson8915]

10:45 that transition is from code lyoko

[@Tari_10_Editz]

Berdly: who's that girl with you Kris Ralsei: hi Berdly: "realizing" HOLY CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! IT'S A BOY!!! Kris's mind: this is why I'm better at puzzles than you are

[@youraverageintrovert1990]

didn't expect to see mine at 3:09 , made my day lmao

[@bluey-next777]

3:11

[@soncraftthehedgehog]

10:58 i dont know how but you made it even funnier than i expected XD

[@HorrorBiscuit13]

... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@slimedogyoshi6733]

For some reason I thought Ralsei said “I CAST A MOLECULAR HIP TORSION”

[@badlydrawnsonic]

Susi: I play my ultimate destoryer of worlds Ralsei: I floop the pig

[@kristen_man]

Ralsei: hey Kris do you know where that soul came from? Kris: no clue Ralsei: what do you do with it? Kris: this (process to rip out soul)

[@kristen_man]

He didn't do mine😢

[@thatpersonthatlikestrains7463]

Dunno why, but I really wanna hear Ralsei say, “PERFECT ROTATION”. Also, holy shiitake, this was amazing. Thank you for doing a SALOT as my favorite Deltarune character!

[@diogamest3545]

If I had a nickel for every Party Crashers reference I saw in this comment section, I would have two nickels. Not a lot, weird that it happened twice

[@DangerouslyPredictable]

Another fabulous performance, you genuinely nailed the voice and I can totally imagine Ralsei sounding like this. Well done, can’t wait to see what whacky character you end up voicing soon.

[@masterofdoots5965]

9:22 Susie: "So, how exactly did you become ruler of this place?" Ralsei: "Right of conquest." Susie: "I thought you were a pacifist?" Ralsei: *Pulls out a shotgun* "Pacifism is secondary when there's land to take."

[@DanganKai11037]

2:56 Erm achtually the correct term is "Unkraut" -Berdly

[@hebberhobber6802]

This is why everyone hates Berdly

[@MrCanKnotNot]

Man I am excited for this ! Can't wait to see what the roster is

[@EugeneReimed]

11:23 you seriously have left and right sound for that

[@KariNyaw]

Ralsei: Kris, would you rather kiss Susie or hug Berdly? Kris: I'd rather play dead at a necrophilia convention. Ralsei: ...What?

[@Soul_Demon]

*Kris and Ralsei on the Swan boat over the acid pool* Kris: Ralsei Ralsei: Yes Kris Kris: How do you pronounce your name? Ralsei: Didn't you ju- Kris: I think Susie is saying it wrong Ralsei: To be honest, Kris, I don't know either..., how do you say my name? Kris: I've been saying it as Ral-si ever since I fell Ralsei: Well... that sound... right to me Kris: So how do yo- Queen: KRIS, GET THE BANANA Ralsei: Kris won't do what you say, right Kris? Kris: *B A N A N A* *Kris puts Swan boat on top speed* Ralsei: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH* *explosion when the banana has been claimed*

[@HisForgottenMemories]

Ralsalot. [Excited for this btw!!]

[@-Morgan_Hailingsun-]

3:53 **everyone liked that**

[@yesish]

The Vaporeon copypasta but wholesome.

[@Name-nw9uj]

6:10 oh my god paul harrell in a deltarune video hahahahaha

[@PvZandTHMasterPro]

Ralsei: Now Susie did you ever see Kris getting pushed off a cliff? Susie: No? R: Did you see Lancer doing something suspicious? S: No? R: Do you like Kris? S: No? R: Then do you like Lancer? S: No-? R: Listen to me Susie! We need to win this case! So if you’re gonna help me and be on my good side, you’re gonna make us win! S: No? R: GET OUTTA HERE!!!

[@Ghostly_scarf]

Ominous Positivity Ralsei: You are loved! Kris: Thanks Ralsei I- Ralsei: *You have no other options*

[@Player0001]

4:05 *I want a flareon*

[@Mu1tiv3rs3M0th3r]

*Breaks in and robs a Pokémon center* Here. *Hands them a Pokémon ball with a Flareon inside*

[@Player0001]

@@Mu1tiv3rs3M0th3r :O A FLAREON!!!!!! thank you, I couldn’t even get to the Pokémon world because copyright won’t let me. I’m gonna name you furri.

[@infinitum1697]

When I saw that code lyoko screen transition, I got hit with such a huge wave of nostalgia. I really loved seeing it, good job whoever does the editing.

[@beesam4566]

Ralsei -I hope I'm in the video Susie-Should we tell him

[@SneakyPeakyLeaky]

While some characters have a pretty obvious voice to me, Ralsei was someone who I could never decide on. After watching this vid, this is my new voice headcanon for this fluffy boi :D

[@Avragemagnetshromfan]

Susie:*acidently kills kris by biting his head* Ralsei:WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!

[@frankieking3133]

5:37 WHAT DA HELL?!

[@asourlemon0722]

I would like to ask the same thing

[@frankieking3133]

@@asourlemon0722 yeah, what is going on!?

[@funny-skeleton]

You have no idea how long i have waited to see Ralsei finally getting this opportunity

[@confuzedduk1008]

Gotta say. Didn’t expect this before 2025

[@connerwills6802]

11:05 JOKES ON YOU THAT DOESNT WORK ON ME ANYMORE!!!! ….i think

[@Gabriel_Magicer]

Are you sure about that?

[@connerwills6802]

@@Gabriel_Magicer I’m like 50% sure…. plus I’ve been through worst pain…. I think. Edit: Ok I looked it up and it seems that they are about equal in pain

[@dougwark6150]

Mods squish his *NUTZ*

[@josephmilligan8253]

5:45 My life has been forfiled

[@KingNoob317]

Wow it’s the person

[@SPAMTONGSPAMTON-uw5wf]

SPAMTON: H3Y KID YOU WANT SOME [Hyperlink Blocked] Ralsei: WHAT NO SPAMTON: WELL [Too Bad] [Little Sponge] SPAM BLAST

[@Abaconboii]

Ralsei: Kris trick or Yeet Kris: it's literally December Ralsei: Ok you picked yeet Kris: Oh sh- *Flies back to home* Kris: Oh home perfect,.now I can sleep Ralsei: Kris get yo sleepy head up Kris: No Ralsei: You chose Yeet Kris: NO NOT AGA- *Flies out the window landing on the sidewalk miles away* Kris: PLEASE RALSEI STOP IT Ralsei: Ok fine go back to bed *Ralsei teleported Kris to his room* Kris: Thank you Ralsei: Kris it's literally 7AM why are you sleeping *Kris still sleeping* Ralsei: you chose Yeet Kris:Huh? *Kris flies to school* Ralsei: I did it What to do now Kris: Atleast I'm at school now

[@Wolfieboi0527]

2:27 this is the best one by far

[@Xylon64]

1:18 Ralsei: kys(keep yourself safe)

[@SwaggieVortex733]

That moment when you hired Caine's actual voice actor for this video

[@jaggerguth4391]

It not the first time Alex was in Salot as he voiced Spamton in his Segment for SALOT Deltarune Characters. Oddly he didn't voiced Spamton here.

[@Xiaoartzz]

Ralsei: GUYS!!! SHES DEFROSTING!! Susie: Whos defrosting? *Mariah carey in the background*

[@Mynameisjoe321]

Ralsei: I dont know why people think i own guns! "Pulls out a Machete" Ralsei: I own sharp items! Kris: ... huh

[@thnikkaslimeree7707]

0:59 i franticly start crouching down

[@GraceyThe_GachaCatYT]

That was absolutely amazing in every way possible! Please make more of these videos! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@glareninja]

10:24 YOOOOO

[@glareninja]

wait what wrong time lol

[@Ze-Fan]

@@glareninjabark

[@zenithpurpleunicorn]

Oh hey it's the guy

[@glareninja]

@@Ze-Fan wth? get out

[@justana_27]

Ok, but why does Shyren's Pomni voice sound like Tomotasauces's Luz voice?

[@epgchannel]

5:35 I love the comedic music cue here