I need those beefy jeans 👖

If you here you too far gone in this asmr thing 😂😂😂😂

This video doesn't get the mentions it deserves in other video comments section

Asmr

bro taking all those measurements and not taking notes! must have a genius memory lol

At the very end, plot twist! She’s the one sizing you up 😈😈🤣🤣

Honestly, the only real ASMR here is the sound of the tape measure. His bogan voice is too loud to really qualify it as "true" ASMR.

This is after Oswald

does anyone else think they might be related?

Nice n floppy

Dana White if he did not found the UFC

The places you find yourself at 2AM

I didnt knew that Devon Larrat was a bike shop owner

Ummm I just wanted a bike for my kid.

Right Bridget, that was 4 minutes break - I'll dock that from your pay. Now get back to the cash register...

I just realize he have hair on his head, kinda weird

Bridget: *comes back a week later to collect her medium sized bicycle and catches him. Him: *sniffing the handle of his "special measuring tool" after his latest customer held it in place for him using their genitals. (It's certainly not the kind of technique you'd find from a tailor) Seriously, he was waaaay too comfy reaching for her groin as well as not cleaning it before running his hands all over it. Lets be though, Bridget wipped it in there like an old pro, a seasoned hand if you will. If Freud's theories are to be believed then her actions wirh something so phallic in an intimate place lead me to suspect something may be missing in her life, namely a boyfriend, girlfriend or even battery powered friend.

‘Normally I’d perform a fundoscopy’

oh-

I wanted to make a joke about him, but he looks like he could crush me with one hand

What if he just started punching her in the ribs

“Bridgette, I’ve determined your size is medium”

I watch this at least once a year and always cry laugh at all the comments here.

It's surreal to think that those kids in 3:03 or any kids in general that appear in the background are already adults,

All she asked for was a puncture repair.

I'd pay money to see the full, unedited tape

The tingles ahhhhhh ❤

“after a nice foot massage and some squats, we have found the perfect size bike for you”

At 25 seconds she stubs the hell out of her toe. She ain’t gonna be riding a bike for a least a week

gg

Other bikes watch this to relax

She's got that mugshot type resting face.

3:46 *Fart Noise*

Hand measurement… why… it’s a bike

When your bike shop is just a front for your ASMR channel.

His hand must be 80mm across!

"From there," 😅 How many did you count?

Bridget looks less than enthused

I love how this video opens like a medical exam video…

1:07 she was meant to make her arms go lovely and floppy.

He forgot to apologise for meat pie breath

who knows where he is now? I need a remake of this

Next will place Bridget in a Bod Pod to obtain exact body fat percentage using air displacement…

1st appointment after lunch. He has spent the whole time holding back his sandwich breath 😊

1:08 when she asks me what to expect before we measure my dick

Brigid looks like she always has the right of way.

When can she pick up her suit?

Bro didn’t even write anything down. Guarantee he’s that waiter who always gets your order wrong cause they didn’t write anything down! 😂

Yeah, get stuck around the Aquatic Centre ha ha aehy'm not even treking around there! A bunch of B graders😅😅😅😅😅

“We will get then, the height of the person. So we’ll be able to work out, exact height.”