just finished a shift at Downtown, so glad I’ve got a couple boys to tell me what’s goin on

10:02 for a micro jfk impression

You guys rock and deserve to be the kings of the world

we want espresso cups with the ben and emil show on it (plz and tysm)

Forgot to mentioned how much i love these two good bois!

There's a Patois voiced man in my dms. Looks like he's gonna come clean about who he is and where he's from. Only reason I'm even gonna give him a second chance is because he asks me stuff like what did I eat today and asks me about the hobbies I love. He thinks that I have no clue he's fibbing, but deep down he knows I know. I like his voice and his seemingly sweet disposition, but it ain't nothing for me to cut a b***h off. Well, I'll keep you baes updated. Lol. Onward with the rest of the episode. 🎉 yo, someone remind me to update here tomorrow.

Elon: "That'd be siiiiuck!!!!" Sounds like a dudebro telling you to go to a strip club with him.

Yo what is that intro? Lmfaooo that is so funny

Ben and Emil live show?!!?

Ben looks like he just did crack when he wears the suit. It's like the opposite effect suits have on most people.

Wait is Ben single again 50:49

When you guy put video on screen make you small not the video

am i crazy i thought elon actually cooked with that ing lot out of parking lot bit

Are there more ad reads than normal or am I just pissed off today?

Give us merch with the funny paintings

Keep the suits going you boys look to good

Elon is no South African. He left here pre 94' hes not from the new South Africa.

elons whole idea of the future is just how can I make public transportation without having to come in contact with people lesser income

aren't all the boston dynamics videos CGI?

the boys are dressed to impress but we all know they aren't wearing pants under those desks

They’ve been watching bncmap

I will say as a girl I randomly got banned and have no idea why and who as everyone I’ve gone on a date with seemed normal. And I know other women who have gotten banned bc of vengeful ex’s. But it is possible to re create an account the guy is being a little too delulu about it

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE, put all sponsorships together, in one long back to back thing so theres only one ad break

Watching Ben and Emil in 4k is like going inside of a Del Taco stoned.

The Intro theme goes crazy in 1.5x speed

The vibes are so back. Dont get me wrong I’ve loved every episode yall have ever released but the in-studio energy is so different

51:44 New favourite Ben character

Ben and email shirt but instead its Broke and Steal

Elon Mudk really made jumping for joy uncool, thats talent

I just let out an audible "yesssss" to myself when I opened KZbin to see this posted, and I'm not ashamed.

Elon Mudk really made jumping for joy uncool, thats talent

Going up to elon and saying "Nice Try Super Diddy"

El*n pronounces Robovan like a drug that has depression as a side effect

This is the first time I heard of Elon's idea. "You don't have to use parking lots, because your car will just be a taxi". That sounds worse. The goal is to lessen cars in the highways. Can you imagine, driving home after rush hour, thinking "finally, the roads will be wide since everyone's home" but nah, the highways are now filled with cars, driven by stupid AI robots that only use cameras. That would be a fucking nightmare. The fucking goal should be, to lessen the use of cars in general. That would benefit all of us. Imagine if the goal was to make an extremely efficient public transportation infrastructure. A bus line? A fucking train? Less pollution, less traffic, if you are close to one, you can just exist without a car resulting in more money cause you don't have to pay for a car and gas. But no, let's make a robo taxi that can only seat 2 adults, and let them roam even without drivers, constantly being on the road when they don't have to, creating heavy traffic for everyone, all because you thought "I wish my car could earn money for me" Fuck you Elon.

My boys Bean and Egg

Looking great guys, more great eps from the favorite show!

Elon Musk is a fucking moron. You wanna know another big issue with cars driving nonstop instead of parking? The roads. Roads aren't designed to have constant nonstop use and will break down much faster because of it. and you want to know what sucks at navigating construction sites? camera dependent automated vehicles!

San Jose mentioned lets go

A rich person who grew up with a staff of assistants waiting on him hand and foot assuming we all need/want that

I love Ben going “eewwn” at random times. It’s like Lightning McQueen’s kachow

Ben looks yummy

Lmao how does no one realize a robot probably wouldn’t say “um” while it thinks of an answer? Robots don’t have a need for placeholder words like that

Did Chet Hanks cancel on you guys to be on TAFS?

i will not spend 50 dollars on a tee shirt

8:03 Less than 10 minutes in and Emil got me bricked up

Fucking crazy to pretend space flight is exclusively about interplanetary travel. The number of things we use every single day that only exist because of space flight stretch goals is mind blowing. You only even do this job because of space flight my dude. Computers only exist as they do because of moon shot dick measuring between us and the soviets. Crazy to act like space flight is somehow beneath humanity.

0:00 - South African Jumping Bean 4:30 - Cybercab and SpaceX 13:10 - Shopify Ad // Promo: BAES 15:48 - Tesla vs Waymo 20:04 - Lumen Ad // Promo: BAES 22:05 - Robovan 29:17 - Optimus 32:17 - MooMoo Ad // Promo: In Bio 35:00 - Vaporware 41:00 - Boston Dynamics 46:30 - Swipe Helpers 53:40 - Dinner with Strangers 56:50 - BRIOCHE Act 1:00:45 - Crypto Corner 1:07:48 - Comments of the Week BAES 70

You guys should live stream election night

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27:28 Elon referred to this as “individualized public transport” and that’s the best accidental punch line for this incredibly stupid idea