I just listened to this episode for the first time today (discovered the horne section/taskmaster about a month ago) Ive listened to this song an unreasonable amount of times 😅

My ol cat actually did dragged a swan into the garden 😂😂

The pianist then was Joe Stilgoe he was replaced by Fred or Ned or something

This could win Eurovision.

Before carpool karaoke existed me and my friends in highschool would blast this shit with the windows down and sing it at the top of our lungs. Obvs we were the cool kids, you must know that. lmao <3

I love this cover so much. I wish there were a better recording or, god forbid, a studio version. I just... love it.

Love these guys.

I've worked in 5 countries and learned enough to get by but never fluent because they all spoke English. There is nothing to be ashamed of only speaking English. It means we don't waste 20% of our schooling learning a language and learn more valuable things. Never be ashamed of English as a first language. It is spoke everywhere because we are best.

"A lot of lamenting, please."

Genuinely one of my favourites of their guests

what episode of the Horne Section Podcast was this?

Love this, felt so impromptu on the podcast 🤣

They did this live at CarFest 2023, blew the lid off the festival ❤

Love this song

This is unironically a nice song to teach kids vegetables.

Thank you stefan and ivo for this xd

Joe should have let it go the third time, it was fine XD. Great to hear them say lots of swear words, but also a bit of rehearsal!

ilovemyslacks

Fred Shellfish

Lyrics: It's so hard being me, It's tough every single day, 'Cause my friend - he wants answers And I don't know what to say. We just stand by the pond It should be a lovely view. But I shake my sad head 'Cause I don't know what to do. "How should we get across Of this pond?" he says to me. "I don't know." I reply, And we stand there silently. 'Cause it's tough when you're young, And you're broke, and you're tired, And you're feeling out of luck. And you're standing on the wrong side of a pond, And you're also a duck. Quack quack, quack quack, quack quack, I'm a duck and I'm indecisive. Quack quack, quack quack, quack quack, I just wanna be more incisive. You've got three ways to go If you wanna cross the pond: Number 1; you can fly, You don't need no magic wand. Number 2; you can swim, Look - you've got webbed feet! Number 3; you can walk, On the tarmac or concrete. What do you do when your friend looks at you and then says "How should we get over there? Should we swim on the water, Take a walk, Or fly right up in the air?" Quack quack, quack quack, quack quack, I'm a duck and I'm indecisive. Quack quack, quack quack, quack quack, I just wanna be more incisive. "Well hello! I see you're stuck, And you don't know what to do. You just stand there with your mate - Oh yes! I've been watching you." "Who are you?" "I'm a dog! With one thing on my mind So listen what I say to you Decisiveness you'll find. If you need to get from A to B Don't walk or swim or fly - You've got to sprint! Just run and run! Go on, mate, give it a try." So the duck started running - The first ever sprinting duck - And his friend with bill agape Was completely thunderstruck. Quack quack, quack quack, quack quack, I'm a duck running really fast. Quack quack, quack quack, quack quack, Gonna get over there at last. When he reached the other side He stopped and turned around. His mate was where he left him, Just sitting on the ground. And the duck who'd run around the pond thought to himself "Oh dear. I finally made my mind up But old friend I want you here." So he walked a bit, and flew, And swam a bit, and then When he got back to his mate They never talked of it again. Quack quack, quack quack, quack quack, We're ducks with a watertight bond. Quack quack, quack quack, quack quack, We just sit and watch the pond. Quack quack, quack quack, quack quack, We're ducks with a watertight bond. Quack quack, quack quack, quack quack, We just sit and watch the pond.

Boban Markovic documentary.

My Nan once shared a bath with Rhod Gilbert. Your Nan will be persecuted by your wife. Our Nans, we've both got normal Nans.

Could you get Cat Burns on for a People People People Pleaser mash up

Kristopherf

Nice

Sounds like a Madness song!

Stefan gave me this link. Cheers!

"Quite a sweary episode!?" sweet Mark...

This really encapsulates it

Kinda funny finding this now, considering the big nan

I've lost track of how often I have listened to this song, but I still can't get over how good this is. A beautiful melody, Joe's soft trumpet, Ben's chill drums, Mark's (?) unobtrusive piano bed... Ed's keyboard is brilliant as always. I'm continually amazed at how tasteful his sounds and accompaniments are - he always hits the mark. But Will's bass lines are just the best! Effortless but not simplistic, not flashy, not cliché... Just perfect. This makes me happy.

Crying about some damn ducks

This song made me cry

Wicked tune.

He sounds very irish at the beginning

What song is this based on, it's driving me nuts? I was thinking _"living after midnight..."_ but that's by Judas Priest and definitely not the song I am thinking of... {:o:O:}

It is pretty funny that because we are so linguistically inept the entire world decided ‘oh fuck it fine we’ll just play your way’

This is basically a madness song

This is beautiful

I reccommend watching this with the subtitles on... KZbin cant decide which language this is, it showed at least 5 different ones!

Greg sings better than Alex.

Hey! I played bass on this with Tom and Steve from the Neos!

Nice harmonies!

Is it me or is this version slightly different to the one performed on the royal variety?

This is a groovy little diddly that made me laugh. Thank you.

FABULOUS

I think this is the best song they've done

That was awesome!

I admire the guts to have an entire chromatic scale played softly on the bass be the only thing happening on stage for 20 seconds.

Mush!