Place is a shit box, plus add temperatures that make people nuts...

Niche gives it a c+ for violence and property crime….

2024 update?

People in AZ are full of themselves lol nobody willingly moves there, it's due to hardships

I have a 7th grader. Schools today don't teach kids. They teach kids to take tests. A tutor for general education is highly recommended.

Con. California's... Don't California Arizona.

great job

Thank you for this post. I agree Arizona is a shock to most people who move here. Arizonans are the worst global citizens! When it comes to progressive ideas, we are far behind other places such as Portland, Seattle, and Austin. Who would want to move here? To all the people wanting to move here from New York, Chicago and California as well as many other heavily populated cities across the country, as well as those considering a visit: Before you come to Arizona you must be aware of what is happening here - especially, around the rural and, well, all of Arizona. There's a housing shortage and rent has tripled. The various Arizona police agencies shoot first and ask questions later. Our sources inform that they wear red ballcaps under their riot helmets, and these tend to vote with the far-Right Christians who wish to impose a theocracy. You may recall these super-spreaders congregated in homes during the pandemic. Moreover, if you plan on moving to Arizona, or just plan on vacationing in our deserts, hill country, mountains or lakes, I think you should also know that poisonous Gila Monsters, tarantulas and rattlesnakes have infested resorts, office buildings, churches, and recreational sites across the area due to dryer and hotter than usual weather. What few bodies of desert tanks and lakes we have are infested with mosquitos. West Nile Virus has not only re-emerged, but a new strain has developed which has no vaccine or cure. Death occurs typically in 3-10 days. The suburbs are overrun with mountain lions and black bears who are killing cyclists. These lions and bears are as big as a Volkswagen Beetle. These have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children. We have had bear and lion sightings at every park and town, and they are after picnic baskets. Mexican wolves (repopulated by Arizona Game and Fish) have been spotted near motel rooms and bars. Recently a Hell’s Angel biker was taken down at 16th Street and Bell (RIP). Snakes... don’t even get me started on the Diamondback Rattlers here. The indigenous Diamondbacks are cross breeding with Burmese pythons. We find them in our garages and at the front door in the mornings. Several have reported them six meters in length. A Paradise Valley resident reported that her Belgian Mastiff was swallowed whole. The hospitals have no anti-venom for these hybridized serpents. The major cities are full of drunks and fentanyl addicts peeing on themselves. Vicious cartels govern the state. At the behest of the Sinaloan Crime Family our State House of Representatives is sending a bill to the Senate whereas Xylazine would be sold over the counter as a recreational drug. Conversely, the outer municipalities (Gila Bend, Globe, et al.) have outlawed deodorants such as Axe and Old Spice because these products contain alcohol. We have the rabies-infected black-footed ferrets invading our parks and their mating season is Labor Day-Memorial Day. Porcupines and armadillos (both also rabid) from Texas have migrated in great numbers and are "stabbing" small children should they dare utilize the local playground equipment. Javelinas, especially mamas with piglets in tow (also rabid), will gore curiosity seekers to death. Skunks (also rabid) have made their way to Arizona and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer. There are great swarms of murderous African bees that attack anyone with a sweet drink in hand. Giant grasshoppers are devouring crops and clouds of locusts have laid lawns barren. Scorpions emerge from shower drains and no longer congregate under rocks, logs, steps, automobiles - the good news: after 3-4 stings (if you survive) you are henceforward immune. Parasitic head lice build nests in your hair and we have vampire bats (also rabid) clinging under roof overhangs - if you walk out after dusk, they’ll latch on to you. Also, no one is vaccinated here! And everyone carries a gun. The only visitors that seem to make it out alive and without disease are snowbird Canadians. No one can explain these phenomena.

If you have a California license plate, you are hated. That’s all it takes. You are just assumed to be here to fuck it all up.

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