i love how every word in these is capitalised like a title (except for the last one), it's exactly how i would imagine Duke typing. like that is _the_ text equivalent to how he speaks

that speech 🥲

Okay but that Nuke Dukes line goes unironically hard though.

The music is like the modern day "buh-dum TSSS"! EXCEPT DONE TWICE!

I would buy a new game just to see him again

Gianni vs. Jon St. John

1:15 is how the IPA was invented

If they ever make another duke nukem, they need to add a mode where he just says crap like this throughout the whole game lol

Can we please just get another Duke game already? It can even be as trash as DN Forever, I just wanna play as the king of the FPS again... 😭

I am just shocked that the AVGN is now Canon in the Duke Nukem universe.

Jesus died for us all! Have a wonderful day! Jesus is God! (The Holy Trinity is the truth, no oneness or modalism)

Avarege life nuke Always have his theme playing after every phrase

“I had a dream about kissing Master Halo from Chief” is the better one.

Hey, could you make another compilation real quick?

Now we need someone to do Unexpected Lo Wang Quotes.

0:13 Me after quitting smoking.

Nowadays with ai, we can make unlimited amounts of these lol

Why does the music never start it's stressing me out

1:16

That is frickin awesome

1:16 - Duke Nukem quoting lyrics from the Angry Video Game Nerd's theme song just made my day! (Makes me wonder if James Rolfe saw that quote...)

My favorite part is that the guitar riff never resumes until the end, it just restarts.

I love the idea of Duke Nukem actually raising a baby bird. And that bird grows up to have shades and becomes the Duke Nukem of birds

buttsauce and bubblegum

John St. John is a national treasure and we should protect him at all costs.

1:11

No way John did this without laughing or cracking a smile once.

🇺🇸 THIS IS AMERICA 🇺🇸

Based Duke

I THOUGHT IT SAID " I'M GOING TO PISS A KIDNEY STONE, " AND I'M DYING!

These are done VERY well.

I have the proper amount of gum for this situation.

where do you get this sound that's between quotes and at the end? pls say

AVGN got his lyrics turned into a Duke quote lmfao

1:15 is the only one in character, and its a legendary reference too. Which is also in character.

hahaa.

I love how the begining Duke lives a normal life and then just becomes uncanny at the end

"Oh no, I swallowed my Gum." - Duke Nukem

"My mom is taking me to Toy's R Us." *Laughter followed by depression*

good news for all you He-Fans and She-Ravers out there, besides myself, of course. short version; James Eatock has painstakingly, with some help, no doubt, restored the region speed of the original He-Man and She-Ra cartoons to their true original NTSC speed, making sound as they did on USA TV broadcasts, and VHS releases, and they're coming to English Blu-Ray releases. plus, a scene that was missing from the episode, Diamond Ray of Disappearance, has been both found, and restored. this means that every single episode of the original He-Man and She-Ra cartoons of the 80s, and their feature movie, The Secret of the Sword, aka The Sword of She-Ra, will be accurately correct, and sound the exact same way as they did on our TV screens, and Cinema screens. unfortunately, it is too soon to tell if, and when pre-orders will be ready, and available.

My favorite one was when he unironically said a child should be violated in prison

The wholesome ones just sound like a 50 year old retired Duke lmao

LOL😂OMG!😦 i'm .. I'M DYING😄 .. ROFLCOPTER! 🤣🚁

Master Halo from Halo

Reading the tumbnail I thought it said “I have the proper amount of GUN for this situation” which is almost funnier.

Duke nukem is just an extrovert doom guy Change my mind

1:16 Okay, this one's just badass. The bewilderment of it will also stun the opponent at the start of the fight.

lmao he queaoted angry video game nerd

"It's time to chew some ass and kick gum "