Please do not ask me to do anymore compilations of Unexpected Quotes of Duke. I just don't feel like it. If you all want to go at it yourself, just go for it.
@cloudsombrero2 жыл бұрын
Hey can you do more comps of unexpected quotes of duke
@daquanlamar47522 жыл бұрын
Hey can you make another compilation?
@shanecunningham3052 жыл бұрын
Can you make another compilation
@RandumbDoomer2 жыл бұрын
Whatever you do, DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER COMPILATION! Just... trust me on this! It's a bad idea!
@Sarum9nich Жыл бұрын
I have no feelings, positive or negative, about the idea of you making another compilation of Duke Quotes. Furthermore, even if i could come to a conclusion on the matter - my ability to influence you to take course of action that i see as a correct one is farely limited and unlikely will make any lasting impact on you as a person. One can even hypothesize that odds of you reading this very message im currently typing are rather slim, to say the least. Therefore, you realistically can only rely on your own judgement, wit, moral compass and past experieces in order to decide if making another compilation of quotes from a famous video game character Duke "Nuke" Em will be a worthwhile endevour. But, i feel like i could not leave my fellow man completly empty handed in this pecuilar situation. When making said decision i advice excersing extreme caution, take in consideration all possible outcomes of resulting action or inaction, as well as possible benifits, time and resource costs.
@dirtydan97853 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that would be intimidated if a big strong man said "I have the proper amount of gum for this situation" to me with no context?
@antitheist32063 жыл бұрын
Seriously, how do you even respond to that??
@technounionrepresentative42743 жыл бұрын
@@antitheist3206 give him more gum
@definitelynotizukumidoriya57463 жыл бұрын
You take the gum, and then chew it while making eye contact Then you run because you probably just pissed off Duke Nukem
@crustaceanking32933 жыл бұрын
@@definitelynotizukumidoriya5746 *t h e r e i s n o e s c a p e f r o m T h e D u k e*
@generalfloppa57983 жыл бұрын
@@definitelynotizukumidoriya5746 I'm here to snap necks and break kneecaps and im in perfect distance to you to do both
@n0denz3 жыл бұрын
The audio compression is perfect.
@SmythTheCrow3 жыл бұрын
I didn't do that, that's how his tweets are.
@joaoassumpcao33473 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: his cellphone just has a really bad microphone
@CrizzyEyes3 жыл бұрын
Well, you still need to do an audio effect for this to sound correctly, I think it's called bit crunching. Since the original DN3D audio was 8-bit (if I remember right). So Jon chose the right one.
@liamer883 жыл бұрын
@@CrizzyEyes Nah man, Jon St John has a setting in his throat for this. It was cheaper than doing all the work of porting his regular voice to 8-bit
@MFKitten3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he bitcrushed it to match the original DN3D audio resolution!
@Mumphler3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite Duke Nukem quote, “I’m gonna pass a kidney stone”
@giovonemendoza65313 жыл бұрын
"No it's not erectile dysfunction I'm just tired"
@HellfireTheAwesome3 жыл бұрын
I like how he actually sounds kind of concerned upon saying it.
@coolranch99523 жыл бұрын
You cant forget about "My Starbucks coffee was too hot and my tongue got burned"
@Joe-ww8uw3 жыл бұрын
Bro i heard that I was reading the comment lol
@sijonda3 жыл бұрын
The only one I could see in any of the games.
@RawDogger2243 жыл бұрын
"my mom is taking me to toys r u's" that was too deep 😞
@maxwelldunday72993 жыл бұрын
RIP toys are us
@RainytheNB3 жыл бұрын
We still have it here in Canada
@munkledinks87323 жыл бұрын
@@RainytheNB wtf moving to canadia asap
@VrpalnRIsr3 жыл бұрын
We still have them in Europe too.
@k-boi4203 жыл бұрын
I believe there is two left in America
@neog80293 жыл бұрын
After every quote be like: DUH DA DUN, DUH DA DUN
@SmythTheCrow3 жыл бұрын
Jon St. John did the same thing for his Duke Nukem COVID Pickup Lines video, so I was inspired by that.
@screaminghairyarmadillo3 жыл бұрын
@@SmythTheCrow so you weren't inspired by the Duke Nukem shitpost god himself Gianni Matragrano?
@dexnacorn78073 жыл бұрын
i feel nothing but pain DUH DA DUN, DUH DA DUN
@CrizzyEyes3 жыл бұрын
@@screaminghairyarmadillo I thought Gianni got the idea from Jon himself.
@Ascendingashes3 жыл бұрын
I really wanna like your comment but it's at 666
@JustAnotherHalf-LifeGuy3 жыл бұрын
The starting riff playing after each quote is UNDERRATED.
@x302justice3 жыл бұрын
@Sproot underrated opinion tbh
@AverageCatz3 жыл бұрын
@@x302justice Yeah very underrated
@imza55353 жыл бұрын
@Sproot no no he's got a point
@bornesone3 жыл бұрын
This comment isn't even using underrated correctly
@pacho68213 жыл бұрын
It will be meme soon
@supremechaosbeing26963 жыл бұрын
some of these are funny because it paints him as childish, and some of these are funny because it paints him as boring and middle aged.
@supremechaosbeing26963 жыл бұрын
childish: I’m Going To Hit The Water With My Tinkle This Time. My Mom Is Taking Us To Toys R Us boring: I Don’t Have Erectile Dysfunction I’m Just Tired. My Doctor Recommended I Get A Colonoscopy
@curple33 жыл бұрын
So true lol
@pertkhan3 жыл бұрын
Well, where do you fit "I'm Gonna Eat The Rotted Asshole Of A Roadkill Skunk And Down It With Beer" in those two categories?
@olsmellyknuckles96533 жыл бұрын
@@pertkhan a man in his early 20's
@slayerslayer76233 жыл бұрын
And some are just wholesome
@blehh_mae3 жыл бұрын
never played a duke nukem game in my life, so as far as i know, these are all canon, and god do i want them to be
@gigaboom_96183 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@kobi79553 жыл бұрын
If you're gonna play one then DO NOT play Forever and instead just play Duke Nukem 3D since it's the pinnacle of the series
@Quickdrawingartist3 жыл бұрын
All but Forever...
@IgnacioGouk3 жыл бұрын
There is a Forever mod for 3D, though...
@redrubydragon3 жыл бұрын
I've played both 3D and forever, and forever really isn't bad.
@KnightofkneonSOD113 жыл бұрын
"No it's not Erectile Dysfunction, I'm just tired."
@GunsNGames13 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@theleft4dead2tank53 жыл бұрын
@@GunsNGames1 the girl/guy must be like Somethings wrong I can feel it
@epicguy443 жыл бұрын
That line made me wheeze
@CLOYO3 жыл бұрын
Too stressed to have sex is a thing though
@eggtacleman8343 жыл бұрын
Read this right before it appeared in the video
@wrongtime90973 жыл бұрын
It’s weird that a shitpost Twitter account has more favor with the fanbase than the last 18 years of his actual games
@CrizzyEyes3 жыл бұрын
Blame Dandy Bitchford. Although I do think some of the console titles are a little underrated, but a lot of them are also kinda shit, or are just straight up Tomb Raider clones down to the engine.
@ChainikVlad3 жыл бұрын
That's just sad, that Randy ownes the franchise and doesn't do shit, even though DOOM comeback and 90s-like shooters are very much demanded for FPS-fans. Gearbox should sell franchise to someone passionate for this kind of shooters, like New Blood or 3D Realms.
@ThePrinnyman3 жыл бұрын
@@ChainikVlad New Blood with Duke Nukem would be a fucking dream, just need to get John St . John to come back, but he is currently busy with Postal 4. I do like the references he makes in Postal 4 as call backs to his time as the King.
@MorfsPrower3 жыл бұрын
I'd say Sonic is right there with them, what with their social media being so fondly cherished by the fans, but once in a blue moon they have a good game. Speaking of, Jon St. John is the Big King Baby. And he will save his frog.
@bossbaddiegames3 жыл бұрын
@@CrizzyEyes who is Dandy Bitchford?
@galxemo47473 жыл бұрын
0:46 he never specified it was a toilet seat
@paininthebox12913 жыл бұрын
I fucking thought it was a bus seat oh my fucking god- *o r m a y b e i t i s*
@ExoticIsaac58393 жыл бұрын
I imagined a Cinema recliner lol
@ExoticIsaac58393 жыл бұрын
@Manek Iridius great minds think alike
@zacharyrollick61693 жыл бұрын
Why did I not immediately think of a toilet seat?
@mfhs27753 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the seat of his living room for some reason
@dragonhunter45922 жыл бұрын
Honestly I would love for a mod which adds these lines into the game, some of them are actually pretty Duke-like: "I've forgotten what those alien bastards did to me," and then he proceeds to murder several.
@CRT_sRGB Жыл бұрын
An _I'm-too-old-for-this-shit_ Duke who still kicks ass? You're on to something, maybe.
@snugasapugonarug3 жыл бұрын
The way he delivered the "I'm just tired" line at 0:56 has me losing my shit
@virtualcynical8515 Жыл бұрын
It's hurts when it feels too real
@tf2engineer2603 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna hit the water with my tinkle this time” -Nuke Dukem
@calebcologna86813 жыл бұрын
I love that little hesitation after “tinkle” as he stifled a giggle
@ewangoodwin11273 жыл бұрын
Duke Nuke Them*
@yazidefirenze3 жыл бұрын
1:22
@kalebantosiak25913 жыл бұрын
Doomguy:wincing from the urinal*
@GunsNGames13 жыл бұрын
Dick Kickem*
@supremechaosbeing26963 жыл бұрын
Jon St. John vs Gianni Matragiano. Discuss.
@2-Way_Intersection3 жыл бұрын
whopper vs. impossible whopper. yeah, the original's the original, but goddamn if the substitute isnt just as good
@macafromthewired3 жыл бұрын
@Postal Dude well whoppers suck but there are some dope ass impossible burdgers out there
@Daubeny_the_dubious3 жыл бұрын
Honestly can’t decide both sound really similar
@user-ck2dc8mq5m3 жыл бұрын
I think jon is better but gianni does a great impression
@JeanMarceaux3 жыл бұрын
Wendy's Baconator VS. In n Out's 2x4 No discuss, both are great
@apehawk3 жыл бұрын
I've watched too many of Gianni's Duke dubs that I can't tell which is the actual voice actor and which isn't anymore
@shaitet3 жыл бұрын
One sounds younger and the other sounds older obviously.
@GamerSisters3 жыл бұрын
Mood but also that is actual John St. John voice acting these. He posted them on his twitter, check the description.
@CitrusRev Жыл бұрын
One sounds like Duke, the other is trying to sound like Duke
@alichank3 жыл бұрын
"I'm here to make inflammatory statements on the internet **dum dum dum** And then turn my notifications off *serious music plays*"
@HellbirdIV3 жыл бұрын
"It's Time To Be In A Happy Monogamous Relationship For Many Years" If Duke Nukem Forever had been set in that timeline, it might actually have worked out.
@DJ_Macphisto3 жыл бұрын
1:16 AVGN
@viktorhalaj30293 жыл бұрын
That shit killed me.
@duncansalyer29993 жыл бұрын
He’s the angriest gamer you ever heard
@akisa78653 жыл бұрын
I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS
@evanschmitt28303 жыл бұрын
Wanna listen to some tunes?
@gabrielpaddock63053 жыл бұрын
@@evanschmitt2830 Duh duh duh, Duh duh duh
@JaggedBird2 жыл бұрын
Hearing him say the AVGN line really feckin' fits!
@Timochat_2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment mentioning it, it was a long search 😭 1:16
@starcobra1233 жыл бұрын
Oh man he didn't do the "those alien bastards lowered my sperm count!"
@satinsguard3 жыл бұрын
The compression makes it even better.
@exys20863 жыл бұрын
I mean... Isn't it is supposed to sound like that originally? The game is pretty old P.S. didn't play Duke Nukem, can't be sure about the first statement
@stephenmanuel98603 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, you have 69 likes. Nice
@CrizzyEyes3 жыл бұрын
@@exys2086 Yeah the audio is bit-crunched to sound like the lines recorded for Duke 3D (1996), although there are many other Duke games with higher res voice lines.
@ThePandaBrawler3 жыл бұрын
0:30 I can actually imagine Duke doing this lol
@The_Hirohiko_Araki3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite quote... _”I Had A Dream About Kissing Master Halo from Halo.”_
@shilze13 жыл бұрын
0:45 I felt that.
@avaamari78663 жыл бұрын
You should've wiped the seat off first then.
@entity15663 жыл бұрын
The canon should be that duke got sick of the music playing whenever he speaks, so he says the weirdest shit he can think of and the pauses are him checking if the music is going to keep playing. -This was not my idea. Credit goes to Hoggo-chan. :)
@MeatyJesus3 жыл бұрын
this exact comment was taken from another video. good work changing a few words tho
@creeperlamoureux3 жыл бұрын
Was the 41 likes worth it?
@barmacidic22573 жыл бұрын
@@MeatyJesus do you really care if they took it from somewhere else? It’s a youtube comment it’s not like it matters.
@MeatyJesus3 жыл бұрын
@@barmacidic2257 do you really care that I pointed it out? I noticed something and brought attention to it. Isn't that one of the reasons comments exist?
@egghat54733 жыл бұрын
@@MeatyJesusdude I am a teenager and I am not this easily offended
@sparkraido3 жыл бұрын
I want a new Duke nukem game like they did for doom but more silly
@chriso13733 жыл бұрын
And preferably wayyyyyyyy better than DNF.
@xQuandaleDinglex3 жыл бұрын
And JUST as much TESTOSTERONE!
@joeblowe4683 жыл бұрын
I'd wait another 25 years for the next one...
@JoeContext2 жыл бұрын
Someone on Tumblr wanted a game where there's deep worldbuilding and characters but Duke himself is exactly the same.
@stproducciones9140 Жыл бұрын
@@JoeContext that Bulletstorm addon where the protagonist is replaced with Duke with zero context and nobody acknowledges it is hilarious.
@prosaic.79443 жыл бұрын
Love these, feels like Duke is a real retired boomer hero who decided to use Twitter
@peteharkness66263 жыл бұрын
i love how not only were we all recommended this, this is also like the fifth duke nukem recommendation
@gigaboom_96183 жыл бұрын
Exactally
@peteharkness66262 жыл бұрын
year later. it came back.
@DiranJiru3 жыл бұрын
We know the world is coming to an end when he brought the right amount of gum for the given situation.
@FrappuccinoAlfredo3 жыл бұрын
Best thing to come out of 2020
@cannedsas3 жыл бұрын
1:06 accidentally did that one a school computer once
@bruhmoment76383 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite quote; “My mom is taking me to Toys R’ Us.”
@kaspervletter2903 жыл бұрын
“Call me counter strike because i am globally offensive”
@Adam-cq2yo Жыл бұрын
1:16 Okay, this one's just badass. The bewilderment of it will also stun the opponent at the start of the fight.
@The_Heroic_Bruiser3 жыл бұрын
1:11 if kids really sounded the way they sound in their head
@JoLiKMC3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, those "sensitive" quotes are perfectly in line with Duke. Remember: before he was a beer-guzzling, womanizing, ultra-violent guy with sunglasses… he was a pink-vest-wearing hero with a laser gun and a fondness for Oprah Winfrey. Who says he can't be a _sensitive_ man's man? (:
@KiwiMan5S52 жыл бұрын
Until the alien bastards shot up his ride
@CRT_sRGB Жыл бұрын
I remember, in Duke Nukem 2, Oprah was interviewing him for his new book, _Why I'm So Great._ Shit was hilarious.
@YourFriendlyPsycho213 жыл бұрын
he literally can make anything sound bad ass
@goldenhydreigon47273 жыл бұрын
Reminder: This man once voiced Big the Cat
@lmcgregoruk3 жыл бұрын
And said "I've got frogs of steel" in Big the Cats voice.
@goldenhydreigon47272 жыл бұрын
@@lmcgregoruk I need the link to that
@superspaghettibrawler3 жыл бұрын
Props to the lad for not breaking character during these lines. I would’ve lost my shit and wouldn’t get anything done. God imagine how many takes John had to do.
@bingchilling39143 жыл бұрын
The guitar riffs in between statements makes this perfect.
@calebhelton7252 жыл бұрын
Duke nukem basically is the doom slayer of aliens with personality
@RisingJericho3 жыл бұрын
It's so hard to distinguish Jon from Gianni these days
@funkystudent54033 жыл бұрын
I like how he starts some sentences with "it's time" and then says something very specific. Like he can see the future or something
@theblazingcrusader63223 жыл бұрын
What a nice thing to see right after work
@lewisarcher39163 жыл бұрын
“Those alien bastards stole my gum”
@NeoArashi3 жыл бұрын
"My mom is taking me to Toys R us" HAHAHAHA Also, love the AVGN reference
@brodyfoxx93453 жыл бұрын
thank you for this
@That1Smug Жыл бұрын
I love how the begining Duke lives a normal life and then just becomes uncanny at the end
@chesterstevens88703 жыл бұрын
"Time to drive under the influence."
@_Gandalf_The_White2 жыл бұрын
I love how the grabbag theme comes in at full swing towards the end, LEGENDARY!
@ThompsonExpress3 жыл бұрын
Duke got a massive depression period after DNF and it got harder after seeing his old pals Doomguy and BJ getting a revival in their life, leaving Duke behind. This led Duke to rethink his life choices and becoming a model citizen. With a normal life and daily problems.
@hatandhoodie_3 жыл бұрын
1:16 Ah yes, the Angry Video Game Nukem.
@roscoefunnydog3 жыл бұрын
Duke nukem kinda relatable in some of these tho
@Joetime90 Жыл бұрын
John St. John is a national treasure and we should protect him at all costs.
@wch303 жыл бұрын
1:15 an AVGN reference, just perfect.
@thedoomtrainer82923 жыл бұрын
After so many mini riffs, than final one sounded so satisfying.
@wowalamoiz9489 Жыл бұрын
1:15 is the only one in character, and its a legendary reference too. Which is also in character.
@somebodythatsomeones3 жыл бұрын
''I have recurring dreams of being Nicolas Cage trapped inside of a sandwich.''
@anthonymaxsalien3 жыл бұрын
*Epic metal riff playing in the background*
@clownimpregnator3 жыл бұрын
i love the idea of someone as Duke Nukem to be actually super wholesome and groundstanding
@mrturtletail39453 жыл бұрын
The audio compression sounds like Duke 3D on DOS Box. It's flawless
@pablomenendez23192 жыл бұрын
You know, he's done so many more of these on his Twitter over the past few years, even using a Duke puppet for a number of them. I hope to see them uploaded on KZbin as well.
@linkofdoom24 Жыл бұрын
After seeing ProtonJon’s streams. This is a good supply of quotes
@Leif_Nobody3 жыл бұрын
This is amazing - thank you so much for editing them together.
@grandbean90313 жыл бұрын
He's a somewhat confused, grumpy but also kinda wholesome old dude that doesn't get the Internet.
@4206vidsgaming3 жыл бұрын
That AVGN reference.
@slickcalf9853 жыл бұрын
It's time to have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear
@The5lacker3 жыл бұрын
I can’t get over how good of a name Jon St. John is.
@Azzie4202 жыл бұрын
As someone who’s raised a protected species that got abandoned in my shed, I love the bby bird quote. truly wholesome guy
@clausluger45702 жыл бұрын
"My name is not Dook, kid" (shotgun blast sound effect)
@k1221nirvana2 жыл бұрын
“I’m suffering from male pattern baldness.”
@ASquared544 Жыл бұрын
I refuse to acknowledge that Duke Nukem is a real game series
@jackrobinson10733 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, everyone’s favourite quote “Time to research a vasectomy”
@CoralCopperHead Жыл бұрын
Someone actually got him to drop some AVGN lyrics, the legit madlad.
@dumbass57573 жыл бұрын
"I'm here to duke nukes and nuke dukes,and I'm all outta nukes." greatest fucking quote ever
@georgeoldsterd8994 Жыл бұрын
Ah, the sweet-sweet crunchy compression of the original Duke Nukem 3D. Chef's kiss! 😘👌🏻
@sadvec63283 жыл бұрын
This is peak character development
@Gamer129483 жыл бұрын
"My mom is taking me to Toys r Us" -Duke Nukem, 2020
@indirelinikole3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of Johnny Bravo
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83702 жыл бұрын
Wholesome Duke is Best Duke.
@layarteBdnAevoL3 жыл бұрын
Kind of wonder if 15.ai's ai would take all of these and remember to include the megadeth at the end of every statement.
@Nothing642903 жыл бұрын
"Master Halo" was my favorite character
@DeadPollo3 жыл бұрын
John must have been laughing his a55 off for every line
@winterbeat132 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to eat the rotted asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer." Best line. Thank you James the AVGN for so many great memories.
@wompastompa36923 жыл бұрын
Please, for the love of all that is holy, tell me he's read Dick Kickem.
@DJ_Macphisto3 жыл бұрын
Yup, he has: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJLcfHZorMqMfa8
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83703 жыл бұрын
With the audio compression, feels like it's 1996 all over again.
@crickson94343 жыл бұрын
“MY MOM IS TAKING ME TO TOYS R US” *INTENSE HEAVY METAL*
@martinoelpato24713 жыл бұрын
Its just 1 minutes and 50 seconds but it feels like an eternity
@AnonymousAnonposter3 жыл бұрын
So Duke Nukem is basically me.
@spookwagen-thegreat13503 жыл бұрын
Duke honestly the most iconic video game character. Its been like 8years since duke nukem forver shit itself and people still hailing to the king
@calyxman3 жыл бұрын
'Uhh.. I'm gonna pass a kidney stone.'
@jakem5916 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is that the guitar riff never resumes until the end, it just restarts.
@pootispencer97653 жыл бұрын
Gianni sounds exactly like Jon St. John lmao
@davidkrappenschitz88643 жыл бұрын
Duke can make anything sound badass
@wrenmacneil77033 жыл бұрын
I've listened to so many Gianni memes that now the actual voice actor sounds wrong
@inferior31993 жыл бұрын
"It's time to be in a happy monogamous relationship for years" Based Duke
@AmericanRX Жыл бұрын
These are done VERY well.
@vaporboi63013 жыл бұрын
1:16 Nice AVGN quote there buddy.
@hostiledodo11503 жыл бұрын
The guitar licks between quotes gives me immense joy