38:07 was crazy

I get all the jokes except “like a pair of stealth trousers, this was an unexpected turnip”… help!

[0:00] - Top 5 Best & Worst Games Of 2013 [5:37] - Paper Mario Sticker Star [10:31] - Black Knight Sword & Hotline Miami [15:31] - Anarchy Reigns [20:11] - DMC: Devil May Cry [25:07] - The Cave [29:46] - Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch [34:39] - Dead Space 3 [39:38] - Aliens: Colonial Marines [44:33] - Crysis 3 [49:34] - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance [54:22] - Tomb Raider [59:13] - SimCity [1:04:21] - The Walking Dead Survival Instinct [1:08:58] - Bioshock Infinite [1:13:32] - Lego City Undercover [1:18:16] - Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon [1:23:04] - Injustice: Gods Among Us [1:27:48] - Star Trek [1:32:35] - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon [1:37:31] - System Shock 2 [1:42:09] - Metro: Last Light [1:46:52] - Next Gen Buyer's Guide [1:51:48] - Fuse [1:56:37] - Remember Me [2:01:33] - E3 2013 [2:07:25] - The Last of Us [2:12:14] - Deadpool [2:17:16] - Animal Crossing: New Leaf [2:22:13] - Ride To Hell: Retribution [2:27:33] - Dark [2:32:45] - Mario & Luigi: Dream Team [2:37:50] - Rise of the Triad [2:42:46] - Papers, Please & Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons [2:47:44] - Pikmin 3 [2:52:39] - The Bureau XCOM Declassified [2:57:42] - Saints Row 4 [3:02:53] - Killer Is Dead [3:07:51] - Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs [3:12:48] - Grand Theft Auto 5 [3:17:33] - Lost Planet 3 [3:22:27] - Beyond Two Souls [3:27:30] - The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD [3:32:32] - Batman Arkham Origins [3:37:42] - Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag [3:42:38] - Call Of Duty: Ghosts [3:47:28] - Exclusives Showdown [3:52:45] - Ryse: Son Of Rome [3:57:46] - Dead Rising 3 [4:02:27] - Super Mario 3D World

Never realized how bitchy the Deadspace 3 review was 💀 I mean yeah it was one of EA driest turds and a rough ending to a so-so franchise but come on. The gameplay itself was fun. And it had plenty of “oh shit what the fuck” moments.

am I crazy or did halo come out literally 2 years after planescape lol

The sound that starts playing around 2:13:03 triggered my PTSD Thank you 🙏🏼

@11:35

I cannot understand what people like about re4 my god it is so bad and so poorly written and just lame.

I promise i am the worst sinner when it comes to not use punctuation.

Thank you for putting all of these compilations together. Please re-do this one in 4:3🙏🙏

Been watching/listening to all of these. Thank you for your service.

0:01 - Best, Worst and Blandest Games of 2017 6:00 - Okami 10:48 - PUBG: Battlegrounds 15:45 - Fortnite/Dusk 20:37 - Doki Doki Literature Club 25:46 - The Inpatient/Doom VFR 30:46 - Monster Hunter: World 35:33 - Subnautica 40:30 - Kingdom Come: Deliverance 45:38 - Metal Gear Survive 50:29 - The Hot Coffee Controversy 55:28 - Hunt Down the Freeman 1:00:43 - Ghost of a Tale 1:05:38 - A Way Out 1:10:42 - Far Cry 5 1:15:56 - Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom 1:21:15 - Extinction/Attack on Titan 2 1:26:21 - God of War 1:31:38 - Yakuza 6: The Song of Life 1:37:10 - Silent Hill 4: The Room 1:42:27 - Conan Exiles 1:47:34 - House Flipper/Far: Lone Sails 1:52:39 - Detroit: Become Human 1:57:57 - Agony 2:03:03 - E3 2018 2:08:34 - Vampyr

0:01 - Devil's Third 5:15 - Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam 10:22 - Assassin's Creed: Chronicles 15:34 - Xenoblade Chronicles X 20:52 - The Witness/Bombshell 26:21 - Gravity Rush 31:18 - XCOM 2 36:25 - Firewatch/Layers of Fear 41:38 - Far Cry Primal 46:42 - Stardew Valley/Superhot 51:56 - The Division 56:50 - Salt and Sanctuary 1:01:39 - République 1:06:28 - Shadow Warrior 1:11:08 - Quantum Break 1:16:03 - Dark Souls III 1:20:58 - Ratchet & Clank 1:25:48 - Star Fox Zero 1:30:38 - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door 1:35:17 - Uncharted 4: A Thief's End 1:40:08 - Doom 1:45:07 - Homefront: The Revolution 1:50:17 - Overwatch/Battleborn 1:55:35 - Mirror's Edge Catalyst 2:00:31 - E3 2016

0:01 - Jurassic World Evolution 4:50 - Resident Evil 4 10:09 - Totally Accurate Battlegrounds/Moonlighter 15:07 - The Crew 2 20:16 - Octopath Traveller 25:19 - Observer 30:08 - Chasm/This is the Police 2 35:02 - We Happy Few 40:11 - Unavowed 45:12 - Guacamelee! 2/Not Tonight 50:24 - Shenmue 55:35 - Spider-Man 1:00:44 - Shadow of the Tomb Raider 1:06:00 - Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age 1:10:59 - Star Control: Origins 1:16:00 - Assassin's Creed Odyssey 1:21:22 - Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 1:26:32 - Return of the Obra Dinn 1:31:27 - The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories 1:36:31 - Red Dead Redemption 2 1:41:32 - Call of Cthulhu 1:46:32 - Fallout 76 1:51:42 - Just Cause 4

Ha zarniwhoop

You don't need a dry heave for alien isolation because alien was already a franchise

Yahtzee, Yahtzee. I zone out for 10 seconds and you're already on an anti-Italian tirade. When will it stop?

How i miss these simpler times. Back when the biggest worry was the fact that Bayonetta was way too hard to hide when your mom walked in the room

Funny that Yahtzee says AAA should only make sandboxes.

Always good to see people archiving the past.

Anybody know what that "car" in the thumbnail is?

really grateful that theres somewhere to watch ZP without supporting gamurs

Why is this video suddenly so ad-infested?

51:46 😨 ptsd triggered

Why can't all first-person shooters have a consistent button layout on controllers? It would make things so much easier for everyone

2:05:09 Is that my main man Ali G?

Why the fuck is the KZbin algorithm funneling me away from The Escapists’s channel to this dogshit? They had nothing to do with Yahtzee and everyone leaving and dont deserve any hate. They’ve said so themselves!

Massive shout out to you stale memes. You're a legend

These videos are more important now than ever.

I'm only here because of Corporate Greed & Nostalgia...

Please keep these up you legend <3

53:48 lmao

Thanks, now i can watch these while staying on my moral high ground about not giving the new escapist my eyes.

Coming back to your collections so I don’t have to give The Escapist my views when I want to sleep 🙃

There is a censor snuck into this one, during the review of brothers a tale of too sons, “I only suck off pantomime dames” is replaced with “I only suck off pre-op transsexuals”

1:34:15 Woah, a reference to loss even makes it into Zero Punctuation.

Damn, I just *cannot* stop watching these. It gives me a break from rewatching the 8/10/20 hr Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim retrospectives on repeat.

🤣

Bruh, Bethesda put out that Elder Scrolls 6 'teaser' in 2018? That's messed up. They probably hadn't even started pre-production because everyone was on F76 and Starfield. They probably just wanted to build rep for the microsoft acquistition.

Shame this doesn't have add revenue. There is a new games media company that could use some.

Bro, since the escapist shat the bed, and almost certainly wont put out their own end of year compilation, i think its time for a comeback, if only for the 2023 episodes

(These are copied from the official video so the timestamps might be a bit off) 00:00 Yahtzee 2014 Hits & Shits with incomfortable noises between 04:53 The Talos Principle 09:36 Elite Dangerous 14:18 Five Nights at Freddy's 17:04 This War of Mine 18:56 Lords of the Fallen 23:26 Saints Row IV (4) (like four) 27:55 Dying Light 32:33 Grim Fandango Remastered 37:01 Evolve 41:31 The Order 1886 46:26 Zelda Majora's Mask 51:01 Resident Evil 2 Revelations 55:30 Hotline Miami 2 57:50 Ori & The Blind Forest 01:00:221 Battlefield Hardline 01:05:16 Bloodborne 01:10:13 Half-Life 2 01:15:00 Axiom Verge 01:17:58 Stealth Inc. 2 01:19:59 Mortal Kombat X 01:25:03 GTA V Online 01:29:48 Broken Age 01:34:46 Wolfenstein The Old Blood 01:40:00 Dex 01:43:08 Invisible Inc. 01:45:05 The Witcher 3 (on PS4 1) (0, 2ธ5) By Jove! 01:49:56 Splatoon 01:55:06 Hatred 02:00:04 E3 02:05:22 Alone in the Dark Illumination 02:10:28 Batman Arkham Knight 02:15:41 Yoshi's Wooly World 02:20:36 Cave Story 02:25:26 Godzilla 02:30:05 Rocket League 02:32:29 Tembo the Badass Elephant 02:34:42 King's Quest 02:39:20 Nom nom Galaxy 02:41:35 Freedom Planet 02:44:08 Everybody's Gone to the Rapture 02:48:55 Volume

Yo homes can you do one with the 2023 ones

Timestamps are a bit off since they’re from the official version, but since the escapist decided to be dicks here they are (I can’t be bothered to adjust them) 0:00 Yahtzee's 2013 Best & Worst 5:37 Knack 10:26 Killzone: Shadow Fall 15:07 The Survival Special - Starbound / 7 Days to Die / Rust 19:50 Broken Age 24:42 Might & Magic X: Legacy 29:27 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (or a Nintendo reprimand) 34:21 Dark Souls 39:06 Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII 43:57 Strider (2014) 48:36 Thief 53:31 Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 58:22 Dark Souls I| 1:03:17 Titanfall 1:08:12 Infamous Second Son 1:12:58 Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes 1:17:39 The Elder Scrolls Online 1:22:31 South Park: The Stick of Truth 1:26:56 FTL: Faster Than Light 1:31:14 Daylight / Child of Light 1:35:55 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 1:40:46 Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure 1:45:39 Wolfenstein: The New Order 1:50:12 Watch Dogs 1:55:08 E3 2014 1:59:57 Murdered: Soul Suspect 2:04:37 Tomodachi Life 2:09:18 Enemy Front / Valiant Hearts: The Great War 2:14:10 Shovel Knight 2:18:58 EarthBound 2:23:38 Transistor 2:28:17 E.T. the Worst Game Ever 2:32:41 Firefall 2:37:08 Sacred 3 2:41:40 Risen 3: Titan Lords 2:46:24 Daikatana (John Romero's B**ch) 2:51:21 Lichdom: Battlemage 2:55:59 The Sims 4 3:00:39 Destiny 3:05:37 D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die 3:10:27 Hyrule Warriors 3:15:03 Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor 3:19:47 Alien: Isolation 3:24:26 The Evil Within 3:29:05 Bayonetta 2 3:33:42 Sunset Overdrive 3:38:38 Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare 3:43:23 Assassin's Creed Unity 3:48:05 Far Cry 4 3:53:19 Dragon Age: Inquisition 3:58:09 Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

How many fuckin ads do you need? You didn’t even make the content

20:55 obnoxious laugh

Thank gods for these so I don't have to give The Escapist algorithm attention

1:22:00 Some brilliant writing from Yahtz there.

Want to relisten to Zero Punctuation, but don't want to contribute views for the Escapist.. Thus, a good middle ground.

I’m glad I can watch these without giving The Escapist money