Zero Punctuation Collection 2009

This is a reupload of collection videos that have been taken down. Luckily is saved them and since people really want them back, I decided to upload them again. If zp or some escapists stuff want the videos taken down, I'll have to sadly take them down. So Idk how long these will stay up, so If I were you, I might want to download the videos. I understand it take up a lot of space so I don't recommend it.
Link: yadi.sk/d/uqKW...

[@ly2268]

It makes me happy to know other people use his voice to help them sleep

[@KinzyKenzie]

Now that the escapist is also making these videos "officially" please DON'T take them down! These uncensored versions might be wiped from history otherwise.

[@freedomscale2957]

It's astounding someone as anti-censorship as Yahtzee would allow that. Not even releasing unedited ones on there own website WTF?

[@adriantepesut]

@@freedomscale2957I’m guessing he’s kind of put all his eggs in one basket. I’m sure he has negotiating power against the escapist since literally who watches the escapist except to watch Yahtzee but his current lifestyle in the US with a wife and kids is probably now reliant on the income he can get working for the escapist meaning the system got him That’s usually how they get you You can be as principled and alpha as you want until you get too comfortable and now have a family relying on you lol then they got you

[@LLtrash]

thanks for making these. The escapist ones have a bunch of old jokes censored or edited out

[@leesmugs1353]

"Not that they'd know anything about work, the lazy Ni" gets me every time!

[@samuelprince4719]

I pulled this face 😮 haha old yahtzee was an absolute savage. I see how I got hooked 😂

[@gameboy0139]

Bless you I lost my sleeping material and I was sad

[@a-stranded-rusalka7534]

Awh I am so happy to see another collection. Have something to sleep to again.

[@silenceundying]

At least this version isn't cut and censored. The official version on The Escapist is butchered.

[@rickburker]

You, my friend, are the unsung hero of KZbin

[@FizzleFX]

Funfact: he recorded all of this in those 3.5 hours and spreads the videos across 1 year.... - makes for a lot of free time to come up with insulting rants

[@sweetypuss]

i fail to see how that is even possible

[@Flowtail]

26:06 Ahahaha, free health care, now _there’s_ a joke

[@tahutoa]

Games Yahtzee might've liked (from this video): Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Beatles: Rock Band *Batman: Arkham Asylum* *Monkey Island 1 & 2* Trine 'Splosion Man *Silent Hill 2* Call of Juarez *Thief 1 & II* Gears of War 2 Condemned 2

[@delathenleso5793]

Man... he's seriously de-Austaliaized his accent over the years.

[@stalememes6458]

I think his voice just got deeper, but I'll have to compare the two.

[@Cavs191]

Stale Memes it seems like some words used to be heavier on the accent than now. I’ve noticed it wasn’t even present in the beginning but inly one or two words would show his accent but he doesn’t even have those anymore.

[@JaelinBezel]

He de-Austrailized his British accent?

[@adamjonsson7747]

@@JaelinBezel well his original accent would have been Southern English then to Australian for a time and I think he's been in the US for at least a year so he should be getting an American accent

[@JaelinBezel]

@@adamjonsson7747 Why would his accent change based on where's he moved to?

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

Yahtzee, Yahtzee. I zone out for 10 seconds and you're already on an anti-Italian tirade. When will it stop?

[@ryanjones_rheios]

The Che Guevara image is ironically appropriate given corpses being the subject (in the House of the Dead section) For anyone wondering the 50cent section with the image flash is showing a picture of Yahtzee with an arrow pointed at them an the text "not racist". Man, what's Yahtzee's distaste-swell(not sure its graduated to hate-boner) for Vin Diesel about? He always seemed like sortof a bemused character, public eye wise. At least I haven't heard him go on an antisemitic rant yet or something. Judging from Valkeria Chronicles, Yahtzee isn't big on table-top RPG/Wargames. Seeing as how everything from the Opportunity attacks to Wargaming's Warhammer-40k Overwatch mechanic all allow for enemy attacks on your turn.

[@alialmuhanna4938]

49:38 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can see it now: “Wait a minute, what’s this AI character doing ? What ?!! A Large Herb to heal me ??!! Get away from me you fucking twat !!! Aaaaaaaaaaa !!”

[@tahutoa]

2:04:07 why? _Yahtzee wouldn't do this_

[@Flowtail]

34:03 I dunno yhatz, the Bully fandom is shockingly existant despite there only being 1 game

[@Kumimono]

Did Yahtzee coin the genre "spectacle fighter"?

[@LordDeathwing17]

Jari Heiska Even if he didn’t, I’m giving him credit for it.

[@AlexHider]

Between him and Jim sterling, one of them did for sure

[@baroncosmos6545]

I don't know if he made it up, but he deserves the etymology. Yahtzee has the credit for many common gaming words and phrases. 'Spectacle fighter', 'spunogargleweewee', 'GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE', etc. etc.

[@Proud_Fenian]

16:02 is that what I think it is....

[@cranktherider4302]

1:41:00 Oh dear...