I was waiting for the "peanuts" part...

If olive oil comes from crushed olives, where does baby oil come from? The teacher says, "Little Johnny. Use the word, "urinate" in a sentence." Little Johnny says, Urinate, teacher. If your tits were bigger, you'd be a 10!"

What is the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says 'cock-a-doodle-do' The prostitute says 'any cock will do'

Some funny jokes here. Didn't get the recedng 'airline' one though. Was that the sub-titles? If that wasn't it and it was really supposed to be receding hairline....I still don't get it. Give us a clue please!

There's 8:48 minutes I can't get back 😢...

It's Oops, not ops!

You really need to sort out where the pauses should be, and not be, in the narration.

Really not very funny.

Thanks. (The Blue suit one.)

New jokes? Where? Those were all ancient!

Horrible.

French moan about everyone except them selfs remember you should be speaking German 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Why are we picking on m-i-l ? My son in law is lovely and we get on very well. He's great.

Why didn't you finish the last joke

Tasty like my wet dog😅

Joke is too long. And what is with the romantic people in your video? Strange mix.

7:46 Didn't get that one.

the subtitles ruined the first joke. Or should I say Yoke.

I did not get the Turkey hunting story, can someone explain ?

👍👍Two women, tipsy after a night at the pub, find themselves needing a restroom break on the way home. They choose the quietest place they can find: the graveyard. The first woman uses a personal item for wiping and, in her flustered state, discards it in the bin with the sympathy flowers. The other, even less fortunate, grabs a decoration from a fresh grave for the same purpose. The next day, the husbands bump into each other and chat. The first man confides, "I'm worried my wife might have strayed. She came home completely out of it and was missing some undergarments." The other man responds, "My wife passed out too, and she had a strange note stuck in a very private area. It read, 'We'll always remember you, with love from the guys at the fire station.'" Share your Jokes in comments😂😂😂😂

Too stupid to

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Wow, what a surprising twist with the burned ears! Totally didn't see that coming!

Classic jokes! Couldn't stop laughing throughout the video!

It’s sad when they can’t even get the jokes right I’m losing faith here and I had very little to spare

I heard the joke, but instead of the lawyer it was Trump and that was funnier,

But where is the joke about the nun ????????????

👍👍Now a good joke share it in comments 😊😊😊😊 A nun goes to the gynecologist She tells the doctor, "Hey doc, I am very worried. I have stamps coming out of my pee." The doctor is curious and examines her. After he is done, with a smile on his face he tells the nun. "Those are not stamps - those are stickers from bananas !" Upvote 10

Terrible jokes.

Jokes are good. But where is the joke mentioned in title?

Told to me 60+ years ago go by an old priest in a hospital while visiting my friend question what black white black white black white ?Nun rolling down the hill.

I am still waiting for the joke about the woman bending over the freezer.

A transit officer buys a home in Scotland. He says he only has a million pesos from South Africa, bu he will buy a lawn mower. The old owner says that that is fine, but than he has to work as a pilot for Alto-Air, too. The buyer then is upset, as he is suffering from Hichtomi Weweritz and kills the old owner with a stone. His Chihuahua was happy for a meal of meat for more than five months.

The bolhevick one was a great joke.

My

DON’T GIVE UP THE DAY JOB.

Best jokes of the year. Really😅

In the 2nd joke, the punchline should be different. The first two people who disappear should be the HR Manager and the Environmental Sustainability Officer. Then when they ask the boss he says "I've got nothing left to add. I've just been given my greatest wish."

The ruzzians adopted a lot of things from the nazi parades.

How utterly pathetic, and that is no joke.

What a twist!😂

These are good joke

Great jokes.

Okay, The Set-up is, this is what I say to my brother when I call him on the phone the next day after EACH time we have had to change our clocks in our homes to either be on Daylight Saving Time or Standard Time, which, of course, always officially happens at 2:00 a.m. on that given Sunday morning: "Don, we should just keep Daylight Savings time permanently, because I am tired of staying up until 2:00 a.m. into Sunday morning to change all my clocks! Then it takes me a whole week to catch up on my sleep!" And I've been calling my poor brother on the telephone twice a year for many years saying the same thing; and now I don't quite know why, but he no longer seems to laugh... I also gave that same story-response, and in a very serious tone, with a voice and "matching" facial expression that were imbued with a certain seriousness, dismay and a sense of exhaustion, on the following Monday, after that very early morning Sunday time switch, in each of my classes in the high school where I was teaching, doing so every year. It was really funny to watch the expressions on the various faces of my students, and then the subsequent inquiries eagerly wanting to be expressed by a number of them, as indicated by their raised hands. And equally funny and delightful were the students who just said at their desks with confused looks on their faces, and even those who didn't even bother to be concerned with what I was saying, probably because it didn't occurred to them I was trying to be silly. You've got to have some levity in the classroom occasionally. So what if it takes up 5 or 10 minutes of instructional time. At least you have their attention for the rest of the class period! ~ (And what were the expressed concerns of the students who had raised their hands, indicating they wanted to respond? Well, I got back all that I hoped for--and, of course, expected; i.e., hearing the question, "Well, why didn't you just change your clocks before you went to bed?" ~ And I would reply, in that same very serious manner, but now etched into it a clear sense of confusion, after hearing such "illogical" comments from my students, with this: "We are told that our time-change officially occurs at 2:00 a.m. on Sunday morning. And if we don't change our clocks at that EXACT time, within the 60 seconds allotted, then we are going to have to deal with inaccurate clocks from that point forward!" ~ And on went that classroom repartee for several minutes until the more adamant ones just gave up. But I never relented; I never let on that I knew any differently, and that was part of the fun of it, as well.) ~drs (04/24/24)

hi , i want to ask you something

brother I want to ask you some thing

This would actually be good, if you used a live narrator!

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class. One day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was. He replied, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade, and I'm smarter than her too." The teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to the principal. The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question correctly, he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet. The teacher and Johnny both agreed. The principal asked, "What's 3x3?" Johnny replied, "9." "6x6?" asked the principal. "36," Johnny quickly replied. It continued like this for almost an hour. The principal asked Johnny every question a third grader should know, and he answered them all correctly. Finally, the principal told the teacher, "I see no reason why Johnny can't go to the third grade; he answered all of my questions right." The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agreed. So, the teacher asks Johnny, "What does a cow have four of, that I only have two of?" "Legs," Johnny replies. The teacher then asks, "What do you have in your pants, that I don't have?" The principal gasps, but before he can stop him from answering, Johnny says, "Pockets." Then the teacher asks, "What does a dog do, that a man steps into?" Johnny says, "Pants." Finally, the teacher asks, "What starts with 'F', ends with 'K', and means a lot of excitement?" "Firetruck!" says Johnny. The principal breathes a big sigh of relief, then says, "Put Johnny in the fifth grade; I got the last four questions wrong myself!"