BEST JOKE OF THE Month! - Little Johnny and A stunning teacher. | Funny weekly Jokes 🤣

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A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class. One day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was. He replied, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade, and I'm smarter than her too." The teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to the principal. The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question correctly, he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet. The teacher and Johnny both agreed. The principal asked, "What's 3x3?" Johnny replied, "9." "6x6?" asked the principal. "36," Johnny quickly replied. It continued like this for almost an hour. The principal asked Johnny every question a third grader should know, and he answered them all correctly. Finally, the principal told the teacher, "I see no reason why Johnny can't go to the third grade; he answered all of my questions right." The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agreed. So, the teacher asks Johnny, "What does a cow have four of, that I only have two of?" "Legs," Johnny replies. The teacher then asks, "What do you have in your pants, that I don't have?" The principal gasps, but before he can stop him from answering, Johnny says, "Pockets." Then the teacher asks, "What does a dog do, that a man steps into?" Johnny says, "Pants." Finally, the teacher asks, "What starts with 'F', ends with 'K', and means a lot of excitement?" "Firetruck!" says Johnny. The principal breathes a big sigh of relief, then says, "Put Johnny in the fifth grade; I got the last four questions wrong myself!"

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[@ravideshmukh825]

I recall reading an epilogue about this. Little Johnny says 'I would like to ask a question." Both the Principal & teacher agree. Johnny asks "what's that starts with c, ends with t, has u and n in-between, hairy outside but soft and smooth inside ? The teacher almost faints ; Principal looks like getting a stroke. Johnny says "answer is coconut."

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This would actually be good, if you used a live narrator!

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