MR. CORTINO!!! 🔥🔥🔥

They talk like breathing is a bad habit

1:19

ah the good ol days when dragons were real

"stop or Ill stop you"

0:16 Speed: Still not dead? Allow me then-

2:12 “no one’s as fast as racer x” *continues a light jog in complete silence before stealing racers car*

i have a theory as why speed is able to go so fast without any fear of death at his fitdt race he actually died and met the devil he make a pact with, makin revived everytime he die as long as he ripp new souls for the devil those soul bein the poor peoples he slauther at every race

This was the quote I was looking for! 0:28

“Stop crying, it won’t do any good. Anyway, you have a lot of work to do, starting right now.” We all need Speed in our lives.

Fun Fact: Butch Hartman (the creator of the Fairly OddParents) said this was his favorite show growing up in the 60s.

Speed Racer did nothing wrong

2:16 His arms be like: ↪↖↘↩

02:07 "A race car?" "I'll steal it!" "NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!"

I'm pretty sure the guy in the green coat is supposed to be an antagonist, but he has the most adorable little laugh at 1:30

Probably because no one watches speed racer.

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“stopcryingitwontdoanygoodandanywayyouhavealotofworktodostartingrightnow😒” I love this part 0:35

The last clip is wild! I was bewildered.😂

I think I'm being genuine when I say I have rarely seen this level of psychopathic behavior, even on characters that are actively created to be psychopaths.

Speed is an unstable Super Soldier.

2:32 "so I'll be able to claim it was self defence"

"I'vebeenplayingwiththepowerofthemach5 IwantedtoseehowmanycarsIcouldsmashwithitandyourfathertriedtostopmebeforesomeonewashurt andhewasright"

Watch this show HEAVILY drunk or high with your friends. I’m dead fucking serious. Thank me later. Every single absurd mannerism, everything fucked about the show lmfao it all easily presents itself that way. It makes the show so much more funny. I have laughed so hard I’ve cried doing this.

*Destroyers her car in a firey inferno, ejecting her from her seat and sending her falling down onto the ground.. She lays their in pain* "You wern't hurt, get up"

Sorry I won't take the time to see if "The Monster Car Is Completely Destroyed!" was offered as an addition to the "shocking" Speed Racer clips. I typed that sentence, then made a small audible grunt to be in keeping with the production of this fine and truly realistic cartoon.

What a complete psychopath 😅

I’m 90+ kilos and very lazy. But I feel like I can run faster than Racer X 😂

Bros a villain

Seeing these clips out of context is a whole other experience than actually watching the show

Wtf

tying animation go crazy 1:20

i love that the sound effect for the jump jacks at 2:58 is just a guy saying "jump" repeatedly with a reverb filter put over it

lol man was a menace xD

The production strategy for Speed Racer: - Produced as a JAPANESE Anime cartoon - Utilizing HISPANIC voice actors - Broadcasted to an AMERICAN audience ..........Now THAT is how you market a show to a multi-cultural society.

:19 Gender equality, Speed walked so Kazuma could run

I think we can all agree that Speed Racer is such a badass. Not just in terms of what he can do but also in terms of his boldness and how he actively asserts himself.

1:31 The guy just broke through that window and got away in the motorcycle! What a badass!

This was a genuinely great show and the best anime ever in my opinion. Sure, it's weird, but the engaging stories, likeable characters, and killer music really sold it.

That man in the dragon clip must not know who Speed Racer is. Because if he did, he'd be worried for the dragon's safety.

I like the way he says "There's no such thing" in response to the warning about a dragon.

Instagram brought me here I couldn’t believe it though. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

I guess you become the fastest racer when you completely annihilate every other car on the road 😂

Based on the youtube clips i watched i can only assume they call him speed because he's on an absolute shitton of cocaine, all the time.

Nostalgic. I saw it on tv as a kid.

Lmao! It's rare to see honest, undeceptive psychopathy in our psychopathic heroes. Bless him.

If you are reading this rollo then you have something better to do

0:14 Half expecting speed to run over the girl.

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