Rule no 2 .if you don't like my driving stay off your driveway 😂

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No way in hell . WTF is it ?

What is that?

You could not pay me to eat that😢😢😢

I could smell it threw the phone 🤢 🤮

First one who types what it is he is gay

😂that is definitely some type of penis!!!😂😂😂 my man just tried cooked goober everyone 👏 👏 😅

guiduck?

My man out here eating schlong

Is that a baby xenomorph? lol like wtf is that

What the heck is it?

Yuck 🤮 that made me gag

Where are the dragon balls😂

Sus

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Never…

Trucker should have kept going straight

Car one made the truck move over but car 4 behind the 18 wheeler should never cross over the solid line to pass So car 4

Man that looks like a weenee

The jump saved his legs and maybe his ability to walk. Wild.

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Hell to the no

He's listening to the book, The Four Agreements. "When you are impeccable, you take responsibility for your actions." 🤣🤣🤣

I’d have come up swinging for the fences

The dude listen to self help tapes! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

I would be so pissed..........and i would be a millionaire after lol

Why is the radio always playing some crazy shit during a lot of these wrecks? 😂😂😂

Wow..

BE PATIENT 😂

I mean could that reckless driver be any slower to get out & xheck on the man he literally just plowed thru with his car I hope that driver got jail time

Here is your sign!😮

Inpatient much

didnt try to veer either

Did that break every window on the side?

Why though... they were already waiting lol

How the fuck did that happen?

You know he's not all right you have plenty of time to stop on the street but you want to go somewhere else's yard his yard hit him hit his truck and then get out slowly and talk about are you all right either you are drunk or incompetent to drive your own vehicle

IS HE ALRIGHT?? YOU PLOWED RIGHT INTO THIS MAN, WTF DO YOU THINK????

Listen to what's been saying on the radio. Take responsibility for you actions 😂.

Toxic

Story of my life

@Graveminds

First thing I thought was he has @Gravemindunderground

“MY LEGGG!!!!” - Fred from SpongeBob

He's serving him divorce papers!

He had to have grown up watching dukes of hazard with moves like that!!

Adrenaline makes you do crazy shit. Like only thinking about running forwards because forward is your fastest speed. Because of that he ended up running in front of the car and seemingly only avoided getting his legs crushed because he jumped high enough. Personally i call this "Deer in headlights syndrome". You freeze or do the simplest reaction your body can do. Usually it's a goofy dodge dance or running forward, but freezing or flinching in place can happen too.

Clips his foot gets out car "bro u alright, u alright?"😂😂😂😂

Seen it