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Aliens are just DMT entities!

Thank you mort 🥰😍😍

Crazy

22:55 I remember I was on a mini road trip with my father and THIS PART PLAYED OUT LOUD IN THE CAR RADIO- the most hilarious awkward moment in my life.

Wow !!! Your stories take my breath away ! I have scary stories too.

❤ I love you ❤

Literally 15 ads on your one-hour video. Trash.

Yall blacks always think u think u r the victims of a hate crime. If i go in Harlem or black neighborhoods i feel like im going to get robbed cause the color of my skin. And KZbin dont take down this post either

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Well here’s one for you. This actually happened to us and I have the pictures to prove it. We we’re in la grange california at an off road event called “stuck fest.” (Basically a bunch of us rednecks drive around in the mud, bbq and drink beer.) my girlfriend(Andrea) and 2 guy friends(Ruben and mike) and I were in my 1996 rav4 4x4 and yes, it was proudly caked in mud.😎 mike was drunk out of his mind and was acting a fool. He had a lollipop but dropped it in the mud. Hes was being an idiot and decided to duct tape it to my car’s antenna which is a manually pulled kind, located above the driver side on the roof. (I didn’t know he did this) it was around 10pm when we decided to leave the event and head home since we didn’t bring camping gear. On our way home through the country we passed by a little cemetery practically in the middle of nowhere. It was sort of foggy in the area because of the agricultural moisture around there. There wasn’t a gate and we weren’t in a rush to get home so, we decided to drive through it really quick because we loved creepy stuff. As we were driving through, we noticed that it seemed like we were driving through a children section because we could sort of see some toys in graves nearby but like I said, it was foggy. It sounded like we were driving through rocks or something and were hitting the inner fenders and sides of the rav4 but we weren’t going fast enough for something like that to happen and the road felt smooth and paved. We NOPED it out of there immediately! I dropped off my friends and my girlfriend and I made it home safely. Next morning I went outside to wash the mud off my car when I noticed a bunch of tiny hand prints all over the lower half of my car. I was creeped out, took a picture and started spraying the car down. I noticed my antenna was badly bent! I called Mike and yelled at him because i had seen him messing with it and told him he fawked it up! He got quiet for a moment and told me he didn’t do that. He had simply taped the dirty lollipop he had dropped on to it.

I love your voice and the stories.

Nice to re-hear the story I sent In Mort! 😊 I need to get more stories from my dad as he has loads of interesting ones to tell

The very first story plays again at 1:30:23

"I could've made a 💎 in my butthole" 😂

Yes, I love love love Mort! Has an unusual and super sleeping voice.😊

SILVER DILDOS FOR DOGMAN!

Hello morti been a while hope you are well 😊.

That last one was amazing

Hey from Ireland ❤

Alien abductions are due to endogenous DMT!

I can't really concentrate because the background music is far too loud and distracting

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Happy Halloween to you when it's not even Halloween yet

A wild Turkey wearing a sports jacket.