2:29 ooh

The feds’ filing Thursday also Miller agreed to “make full financial restitution for the costs of the law enforcement response to the false 911 call, and to continue a thorough and necessary program of Cognitive Remediation to render any recurrence of such conduct most highly unlikely.” ^ article about T.j miller calling in a BOMB threat that was FAKE <<.... hes a bad person.

10:40 ~ Lump crab poem.

For future reference you play a kazoo through the big end. It gives you a better sound.

I dont like this guy. Im sorry.

A year later and I’m barely past the intro 10:41

The birds and the bees talk had my dying 😂 cumless girls and rubber mallets

Se ve michoacana.

This is toni. Tony tornultwats cousin here in England

Our dads😂

If i ever have a dog id call it syndrome. So if they ever jump up at anyone' i can shout DOWN SYNDROME YA IDIOT and get away with it

If you ever read this Haalan Hawaaa Pacaaaa, would you consider a few dates in the UK.....specifically including Scotland? (No, not the fruit kind. Maybe the taking a lady out kind, definitely the stand-up kind.) I know it's a big ask but I cannot be fu....I mean...I'm too poor to come to Americanada.

YOU COULD BUY A PRIUS💀💀

Harland please talk about RocketMan on your podcast one day. It's one of my all time favourite comedies.

I flew Spirit once, and after a 3 hour delay on a redeye flight, they lost my bags. 3 weeks later, my suitcase appeared on my mom's front porch. Just the suitcase, no protection from the elements. I asked for a refund, they said, "no, but the next time you fly Sprirt we'll send you a free seat voucher!"

I WAS OVER!!!

The hottest kike and the hottest mick❤

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I think this is the most sincere/serious I’ve ever seen Harland.

😂 ❤

Making Oreo ice cream cheesecake today and this episode was really funny ❤

I'm Spanish and I don't know what the hell they said.

How the fu** could you forget to mention Adam carolla

This was gold! Such a laugh😅

Fitzdog❤❤from Arkansas (Little Rock)

These two are magic together , add Chris or Theo and theirs a recipe for disaster

You two type A, which is short for Alphabet cereal soup, create much titillation.

Being offended is not an excuse for shutting down art.

As the late great Barry Humphries once said "You have to drive into the skid." You've got to do it for the comedy!

"No shark? Er....would you eat a swordfish sandwich instead then"? Anthony "oh yeah I f*ckin hate swordfish. F*ck it....gimme the whole thing"!

It seems like Michael Jackson was innocent.

Hilarious combination

My thought was "the dude drank you under the table". That's why i'm not a comedian.😊

The grin when the punchline popped into his mind was class.😂

I hate blue jays. They're mean. I like bluebirds though

What a riff! 😂

The sounds of the ants screaming was hilarious.

Josh needs to get out in the sun.

More riffs then a greatfull dead jam band in the basement of a cannabis testing facility.😅😅

Thalidomide was given to pregnant women not for abortion, but to reduce pregnancy nausea, and that is what caused those deformities in children lol.

15:45 VAMOS JUAN. we all need ONE in our lives.

Harland out here stayin' "fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y"

Immediately realize Eric has never been in a pair of skates hahah

solid fuckin ending hahahaha

You know I've gotta give it up to this legend; still be around and not dead... He basically had one schitck: his surfer, waivey hair dopey party aminal persona n fun one-liners or even single words but just the way he said it was classic and a staple of 90s 🎥 comedies..After his mom's death , 🏔️coupled w/ The Comedy Store drama. GNARLEs BarkleTON the cultural 🌊's tubular 😎😊❤🫣🥸👽🌟💫🪱s❤️‍🔥🐍🦜🐳🫓🗿⛱️ SURFs up coo_-Jew sñr. Pauley 🏄‍♀️rly isa coojew... Steve-o got 2 weird/\<§always was...just now, was able to see his old idiosyncrasies w his pod. Alrighty guys and gals, prolly just gals 😂🫓🫓🫓can't u see, sometimesnur hummus game just mesmerize me, and I just💜❤️ love ur pickled wayz, this y their dip no dippy, and yo soy protein-heavy Ya just like Cracker Barrell or Grandys but hotter woman from Nepal named Sam I Am¡

One intriguing theory is that “kike” comes from Yiddish. In the “Joys of Yiddish,” Leo Rosten notes that the word kike “was born on Ellis Island when there were Jewish migrants who were also illiterate (or could not use Latin alphabet letters. When asked to sign the entry-forms with the customary “X”, the Jewish immigrants would refuse, because they associated an X with the cross of Christianity.” Instead, Jewish immigrants “drew a circle as the signature on the entry-forms.” “The Yiddish word for “circle” is kikel (pronounced KY - kel), and for “little circle,” kikeleh. Before long the immigration inspectors were calling anyone who signed with an ‘O’ instead of an ‘X’ a kikel or kikeleh or kikee or, finally and succinctly, kike.”

Josh has got the best response laugh with HarHar 😂

9:40

I respect Josh for bringing his son in. Don’t think he’s funny enough to continue on his own after Josh is done

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