the only "celeb" i've heard of, is, acaster

My parents had a teasmade (until it was "retired"). It made tea - sort of - but the alarm was created by nazis. Those who know, know.

Vic and Bob, Paul and Bob or David and Bob? David's "Oh is that the end, so sooooon" swings it for me!

One of the few times where David hugely outshines Bob.

His subject should have been “Things that are circles.”

I love the way David has now accepted that whatever they guess WILL be wrong and so he's now trying to work out whether being wrong and it's true is better then being wrong and it's a lie.

4:11

The thing about james acasters spiel....is it is reliant on him being youthful, or yoof oriented, including his voice characterisation. He is getting old and its a problem...imagine him trying this act aged 45yrs old...it wont work, as say with jo brands act she can still pull it off aged 50yrs+

Trying to workout how many sextuplets+ Mrs Mortimer has popped out. 😊

Marmite is flipping expensive!!

Just absolutely fantastic 😂

After "Fuji 9", I don't know what to believe anymore.

I scream for ice cream.

Bob is so funny, hilarious, definitely a very funny guest ❤

What city... Names a state then gets asked what state and says a city 😂 I understand he's not American, still funny to me

It's like watching a monkey banging on piano keys for 5 minutes and we're all supposed to cheer when he hits 2 chords in a row .

One of Britain's most brilliant and original comedians has degenerated into just another invertebrate woke prick

I totally thought it was monsier whippy

Finding a Bob Mortimer story you never heard before feels like finding money inside your pocket

These interactions between Bob and David take this show to another level

this is a goodun, but yu really cant beat the tale of Mary Candles and the very very small horse which smelled of parafin.

What were they saying from 3:21-4:09 ? I don't understand anything but it's still funny

Bob Mortimer has to be the funniest guy in the world! A British, Comedian icon! 👌Love Lee Mack and Suggs as well 👍

Should have asked him some questions about cabbage.

You know, it's weird, when things people think are funny in one place aren't funny at all in another. This guy should stay home.

I love James Acaster

Vermont.

oof "sithole" is an unfortunate last name

If he'd said " Dennis the tennis " it's true. Not just Dennis lol

I love Bob on the show, especially the names he makes up of his friends. He's a natural comedian.

Love it!!! Does anyone has the script of this play?!

Of course it's a lie. You only make toast out of 8-hour air dried bread once in your life.

Bob is the best..what a legend

0:21 It's Acaster pronounced in a certain way: There's a BBC Comedy writer (?) called Dan Gastor/er and I'd never call him Dan /' Garstor / !! 3:46 Wow, he does has PTSD from being in that band!

As a kid you'd never have got me anywhere near a spinning wheel. I knew what happened to Sleeping Beauty

the dude is in his 60's and has only two children that probably don't even live in his house anymore! the fuck is he on about?! they should have said lie because even if the toast thing is true everything else he said is a lie!!! xD

I was the person who wrote the History of Ice Cream questions. I think it is fair to say that James did a little bit less research on the subject than I did.

"Which government department" "... Conservative?" "Department of Education."

Bob would have been from the Michael Scott school of breakfast if that were true

Did ever David guess correctly the truth about Bob ? (true question) I suggest he should make his choice, and then choose the opposite. But even then, he could be outsmarted. Also, it is obvious that Lee enjoys these moments so much (as we all do).

The joy of watching this man tell stories is undescribable .

Bob vs David is just glorious television.

I’m surprised they’re so surprised. I used to started at 05:00 at a job for years.

I love Bob's chuckle as he mentions the Teasmaid. He knows he's about to embark on yet another ramble of absurdity, and he knows that David can't do a thing about it

I live in Redcar. I knew it was a lie, because if Bob had tried to grab a Redcar seagull, it would have ripped his arm off and beat him with it. Them birds dgaf! 😂

Distant, Distant Future. David Mitchell passes away and finds himself on a Heavenly version of the Would I Lie to You? set. He asks himself if this is Heaven. Then Bob Mortimer strolls in and takes a seat across from him. David: “Nope, I didn’t make it to Heaven.”

The emphatic way he said *CREAMY BOYS* 😂😂😂😂😂

Bob Mortimer is just funny. May he keep good health

Completely missed the opportunity to say Monsieur Whippy

Why did he pronounce black chair like blackjack