I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS ONE AGHHHHHH

"When thou tries thy best, but ye doth not succeed."

This is my Byzantine empire

It's from 1307

Tavern twenty-seven

Can you make a duvet too?

You shoot for the stars If it feels right And in for my heart If you feel like Can take me away, and make it okay I swear I'll behave You wanted control Sure we waited I put on a show Now I make it You say I'm a kid My ego is big I don't give a sh*t And it goes like this Take me by the tongue And I'll know you Kiss til you're drunk And I'll show you You want the moves like jagger I got the moves like jagger I got the mooooooves like jagger I don't even try to control you Look into my eyes and I'll own you You with the moves like jagger I got the moves like jagger I got the mooooooves like jagger Baby it's hard And it feel like you're broken in scar Nothing feels right But when you're with me I make you believe That I've got the key So get in the car We can ride it Wherever you want Get inside it And you want to stir But I'm shifting gears I'll take it from here And it goes like this Take me by the tongue And I'll know you Kiss til you're drunk And I'll show you You want the moves like jagger I got the moves like jagger I got the mooooooves like jagger I don't even try to control you Look into my eyes and I'll own you You with the moves like jagger I got the moves like jagger I got the mooooooves like jagger You want to know how to make me smile Take control, own me just for the night But if I share my secret You gonna have to keep it Nobody else can see this So watch and learn I won't show you twice Head to toe, ooh baby, roll me right But if I share my secret You gonna have to keep it Nobody else can see this And it goes like this Take me by the tongue And I'll know you Kiss til you're drunk And I'll show you You want the moves like jagger I got the moves like jagger I got the mooooooves... like jagger I don't even try to control you Look into my eyes and I'll own you You with the moves like jagger I got the moves like jagger I got the mooooooves like jagger

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun Now the jingle hop has begun Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square In the frosty air What a bright time, it's the right time To rock the night away Jingle bell time is a swell time To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet Jingle around the clock Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet That's the jingle bell rock Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square In the frosty air What a bright time, it's the right time To rock the night away Jingle bell time is a swell time To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet Jingle around the clock Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet That's the jingle bell That's the jingle bell That's the jingle bell rock

POV: youre Zestial

I must save this to my DND bard playlist at once!

This is actually just Zestials secret youtube account

Zestial POV:

I'm not sure if this actually works. The contrast between Carmilla's and Velvette's musical styles, including contemporaniety, is part of what makes this number work. You lose something fundamental when you level the style.

"We can't act without more intelligence "

NOW I'M WAITING FOR TXT's 9 and Three Quarters (Run Away) MEDIEVAL VERSION🙌🏻🙌🏻

I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me, and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps And I'm the only one, and I walk alone I walk alone, I walk alone I walk alone, I walk a- My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then, I walk alone Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind On the borderline Of the edge, and where I walk alone Read between the lines What's fucked up, and everything's alright Check my vital signs To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone I walk alone, I walk alone I walk alone, I walk a- My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then, I walk alone Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Ah-ah, ah-ah, I walk alone, I walk a- I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps And I'm the only one, and I walk a- My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then, I walk alone

Respectless but Zestial handles Velvette himself:

i need loser baby and poison in bardcore now lol

BTD music

Imagine telling a medieval peasant. That a dammed human soul And the devil himself Had a musical debate over who was the better father to the anti christ

When the Monk and the Bard get into an argument

Request to make aespa's new song supernova,,,🎉

This tavern music has some spice to it! It almost encourages disrespectful behaviour

is this ai???

Zestial moment

loser baby or poison , please 🙏🏼

This is soo cool dude! :O I'd love to cover the lyrics ontop of this, if that would be okay with you?

It's actually insane to think Viv has been working on the remake for almost 400 years

need medeval style lyrics

I wonder what the rest of the characters look like in the tapestries

When you ask Zestial to work on the soundtrack

The show hasn't been out for a year & it already has bardcore. I fucking love it. Zestial approves

Hell is Forever Bardcore pls

This feels like a song I'd be playing runescape while grinding levels to Lol.

{LYRICS} {Lord Lucifer} Haha! Looks liketh thee couldst useth some holp From the big boss of Hell himself Checketh out daddy's glowing reviews on yelp {five stars! flawless! most wondrous'r than most wondrous!} Oh, with the puncheth of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Usually, I chargeth a sacrificial lamb But thee receiveth the family rateth {Lady Charlie: Thanks father!} Who is't needeth a busboy, anon yond thee've did get the chef? {wow} Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte I'll rig the game f'r thee because I'm the ref Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, yond's just a starteth! {Sir Alastor} Who is't's been h're since day one? Who is't's been faithful as a nun? Who is't maketh thee chuckle with an old-timey pun? Thy executive produc'r? {Lady Charlie: That's true!} I'm thy guy, thy day-to-day Thy chum, thy steadfast hoteli'r Rememb'r at which hour I did fix yond clog the present day? {Dame Niffty} I wast did stick, thanketh thee sir! {Lady Charlie: Oh thee!} I'm truly hon'r'd yond we've hath built such a bond {Lady Charlie: Aw} Thou art liketh the issue yond I wisheth yond I hadst {Lord Lucifer: Uh, what?} I careth f'r thee, just liketh a daught'r I spawn'd {Lord Lucifer: Hold on anon!} T's a dram comical, thee couldst almost calleth me father {INSTRUMENTAL} {Sir Alastor} Those gents sayeth, at which hour thou art looking f'r assistance T's cunning to picketh the path of least resistance {Lord Lucifer} Oth'rs sayeth, yond in thy needy hour Th're's nay substitute f'r pure angelic pow'r! Who is't just happeneth to eke beest thy blood! {Sir Alastor} Sadly, th're art times a birth parent is a dud Those gents sayeth the family thee chooseth is bett'r {Lord Lucifer: What a bunch of los'rs} Can thee buttocks out of mine own song? {Lord Lucifer: Your song? I did start this!} I'm singing t, I'll finish t! {Lord Lucifer: Oh, thee tacky piece of-} {Mimzy} T's me, aye t's me I knoweth thee w're all waiting f'r me I'm h're, what a gas Tooketh a while, but I'm presenteth at lasteth T's me, t's me Mimzy! {Lord Lucifer} Who is't?

{LYRICS} {Lady Carmilla} Thee bett'r showeth some respect! Checketh thy behavi'r, nay one speaks to Zestial yond way! Didst thee expecteth us to sitteth backeth and taketh thy naughty, brazen displayeth? {Lady Velvette} Thee've did get t twist'd I'm not the one who is't needeth a new attitude Haply thee did miss t, but I'm yond #bitch and I shall doth nothing less than what I prithee, woo! I'm the backbone of the vees Nimble-footed yond I did act respectless? Well, t's 'cause nay one couldst respect this S'rry group attendin' Since at which hour art ov'rl'rds too afeard to square? Thou art longeth past trendin' S'rry, bae, but i ain't swipin' right Thee hath lost thy relevance {Lord Zestial} we can't act without m're intelligence {Lady Velvette} Fie, nay wond'r I'm so respectless I couldst consume thee lot f'r breakfast {Lady Carmilla} Thee and the Vees art inane and uninf'rm'd Smug wannabes, who is't he'd not at which hour thee've been did warn {Lady Velvette} Oops! didst I striketh a n'rve? 'Cause at which hour I hath brought out the angel's headeth Couldn't holp but obs'rve yond thy wrinkl'd visage wast turning r'd And wherefore art thee avoidin' war? Yond's what the guns thee selleth art f'r Grant you mercy to mine own being respectless One thing I'm starting to suspecteth is Thee knoweth wherefore this angel's headless Doth thee has't a disclosure? {Lady Carmilla} This meeting's ov'r! {Lord Alastor} Yond wast a productive meeting

i dont like the original but holy shit,this is fire

"Im gone fight them all, seven kingdoms army couldn't hold me back.."

Awesome ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Anyone else think this what zestial would sing to

Miss Hildegard should sing this in her iconic style owo

So good!

Smells like King Henry thee VIII’s arse.

0.43 could perfectly transition into the chorus of hips don’t lie

Lord Lucifer (0:14?): T'would appear thou needst thy aid From the king of Hell himself! Hark the many praises that art sung of him! Peerless! Flawless! Magnificent! With a single simple pentagram, A wap, bam, boom! Alakazam! Ordinarily I would charge a sacrificial lamb But for thee princess, tis gratuity! "Gramercy!" Who needst a scullion when you have the chef de cuisine? Whoaaa! Royal-tasting venison on a silver platter! For thee I shall tip the scales Because I am the judge! Finest wine fountains! Cinnamon mountains! T'is only the beginning! Sir Alastor: Whom hast been here from dawn? Whom hast been faithful as a nun? Makes you chortle with an antiquated pun? Thy most devoted and loyal patron! Lady Charlotte: T'is speaketh the truth! Sir Alastor: I am your man, your day-to-day! Your most steadfast chevalier! Remember, your majesty, when I unclogged thy latrine today? Maidservant Niffty: I was stuck, oh thank you sir! Lady Charlotte: Right on! Sir Alastor: I am truly humbled we have such a strong bond! Lady Charlotte: Aww! Sir Alastor: Thou art akin to the daughter that I wish that I had! Lord Lucifer: Come again? Sir Alastor: My affection for you is akin to that of a daughter I spawned! Lord Lucifer: Hold a moment! Sir Alastor: T'is amusing, you could almost call me father! *instrumental of golden lute and other instruments* Sir Alastor: T'is said that when you need others' assistance, T'is wisest to take the path of least resistance! Lord Lucifer: Others say that in your neediest hour, There is no substitute for pure angelic power! Whomst also is thy flesh and blood! Sir Alastor: Alas, sometimes a birth parent is a dud! T'is said thy family you've chosen is better! Lord Lucifer: What a bunch of knaves. Sir Alastor: Mayhaps thou could stay out of my song? Lord Lucifer: Thy song? T'is I who started it! Sir Alastor: I am singing it now I shall finish it! Lord Lucifer: Why you cheeky piece of- Lady Mimzy: T'is me! Yea, t'is me! I know that ye were all waiting for me! I am here! Ye may rejoice! Ye've waited so long to hear my voice! T'is me! T'is me! Lady Mimzy! Lord Lucifer: ...Who art thou?

*What Hell used to sound like when Dante Alighieri went there*

There's tension in the royal court... 👀

It matches my theory that Zestial identity could be Jeffrey Chaouser or a writer of the medieval times.

I wonder how the lyrics would go this time....

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