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@enestaylan118
@enestaylan118 Күн бұрын
This is funny but actually it is becoming a tragic reality now happening in every country in the world. Scientific facts and universal moral values disappearing. Rise of the ignorance and fall of reason!
@mercuryus_
@mercuryus_ Күн бұрын
wtf is this "math"?
@nictrem
@nictrem 2 күн бұрын
dude... i think they predicted something.
@dlinnoedlinnoe
@dlinnoedlinnoe 3 күн бұрын
I thought it would end with 2000+2000=20002000.
@grantbeerling4396
@grantbeerling4396 3 күн бұрын
My Brother (who is bigger than me) will only let me answer 2+2=5 as that is his and now my reality. Long Live Big Brother!
@newsgo1876
@newsgo1876 3 күн бұрын
I need to unlearn my mathematics to be open minded.
@machete8614
@machete8614 4 күн бұрын
I often feel like we're already living in this America, and this is probably how other countries think we live.
@Flecki.007
@Flecki.007 2 күн бұрын
Yep, here from Germany and we get told that the American school system is basically like this in terms of biology
@scotty
@scotty 4 күн бұрын
Nazi Germany huh we shamelessly slander an entire people without having a clue
@martinsmith3299
@martinsmith3299 3 күн бұрын
If memory serves, Nazi Germany went with slaughter not slander.
@hendrikdebruin4012
@hendrikdebruin4012 Күн бұрын
@@martinsmith3299 So did everyone that fought against them.
@KrishnarajToHeaven
@KrishnarajToHeaven 4 күн бұрын
Americans!
@grunthostheflatulent2613
@grunthostheflatulent2613 4 күн бұрын
Welcome to america... (And it doesn't matter what side of politics you are on)
@l.5832
@l.5832 6 күн бұрын
Reading the comments here....Americans are so funny! Democrats blaming Republicans. Republicans blaming democrats. A few comments regarding genders....someone blaming Christians. Do all americans hate each other? Because that is certainly the impression you give the rest of the world. No need to declare a war against America.....they will do themselves in.
@machete8614
@machete8614 4 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure we do, at this point.
@Azzyeyap
@Azzyeyap 6 күн бұрын
و بنينا فوقكم سبعا شدادا و جعلنا سراجا وهاجا و أنزلنا من المعصرات ماء ثجاجا و لقد أرسلنا فيهم منذرين فانظر كيف كان عاقبة المنذرين ثم الجحيم صلوه ثم في سلسلة ذرعها سبعون ذراعا فاسلكوه إنه كان لا يؤمن بالله العظيم و ناديناه أن ياإبراهيم قد صدقت الرءيا إنا كذالك نجزي المحسنين إن هذا لهو البلاؤا المبين سبح لله ما في السماوات و ما في الأرض و هو العزيز الحكيم هو الذي أخرج الذين كفروا من أهل الكتاب من ديارهم لأول الحشر ما ظننتم أن يخرجوا و ظنوا أنهم مانعتهم حصونهم من الله فأتىاهم الله من حيث لم يحتسبوا و قذف في
@azoz-2984
@azoz-2984 Күн бұрын
شالسالفة
@davidclark6749
@davidclark6749 7 күн бұрын
Democrats... Sad what they did to our schools...
@GlastoGeek7
@GlastoGeek7 7 күн бұрын
Woke leftism in a nutshell😅
@ChillyHammer
@ChillyHammer 5 күн бұрын
Say the people who voted for a guy who claims that foreigners eat their cats 😂😂😂
@Nancy20012
@Nancy20012 4 күн бұрын
I bet that's how it feels to old conservatives and by old I don't refer to age necessarily
@Skindiver986
@Skindiver986 3 күн бұрын
@ChillyHammer said by someone who thinks there was actually a choice.
@ChillyHammer
@ChillyHammer 3 күн бұрын
@@Skindiver986 maybe for some there was no choice. Agreed. But a convicted rapist?
@frankkutzler2758
@frankkutzler2758 8 күн бұрын
Just amazing that the MAGA idiots can't see themselves in this.
@oleadsr8186
@oleadsr8186 7 күн бұрын
Nice try... Its liberal maths, nothing to do with maga
@Skindiver986
@Skindiver986 3 күн бұрын
The current stance of the left is that math is racist How can you be sure what bathroom to go to and criminals are the victims
@frankkutzler2758
@frankkutzler2758 8 күн бұрын
MAGA arithmetic. 2+2=22 because it of alternate facts.
@Skindiver986
@Skindiver986 3 күн бұрын
Liberal arithmetic is I’ve got two men and two women that equals 22 people who don’t know where to go to the bathroom.
@ARandomUserOfThisWorld
@ARandomUserOfThisWorld Күн бұрын
what tf is going on in the US what is this why are you fighting over maga and genders existing why
@Thelodis
@Thelodis 8 күн бұрын
Speaking of division by zero, you can't divide by zero because in division, you can multiply the quotient, that is the answer, with the divisor and get the divident. You can't divide anything by zero because you can't multiply anything by zero and get anything else but zero. But then comes the question, why can't you divide zero by zero, and let the right answer be "anything"? Because you can multiply anything with zero and get zero, but my calculator says that it's not possible. Google says "undefined", that's true, but it also says that when I ask what any number except zero is divided by zero. 0÷0=0, 0÷0=98, 0÷0=-451, all of these should be right, because you can multiply all of these answers with zero and get zero. But then again, "If you have zero pies and share them between zero people, how many pies do each person get?" doesn't make much sense.
@Tarheb
@Tarheb 7 күн бұрын
you have a pie. you cannot split it into no slices at all between your zero friends. there is no slicing happening.
@grunthostheflatulent2613
@grunthostheflatulent2613 4 күн бұрын
YOU MONSTER!!!!
@SleepyDoll1313
@SleepyDoll1313 8 күн бұрын
Beautiful movie about genderism and leftist ideologies using science symbolisms
@frankkutzler2758
@frankkutzler2758 8 күн бұрын
Nonsense. It's the right that refuses to accept that there is a right and wrong. It's the right that considers a rapist an appropriate figure of adoration.
@TomGreco-i3k
@TomGreco-i3k 6 күн бұрын
Why do you group all republicans together?
@Kittenception
@Kittenception 8 күн бұрын
The parents/world is simultaneously both sides, the people in this comment section clearly don't understand that this video shows how all sides are.
@frankgriffin6293
@frankgriffin6293 9 күн бұрын
It is funny how Democrats do not understand that this video is about them. Men can't be women. Spending more will not get you out of debt. Illegal immigrants cost more than they contribute. Facts like this are beyond the left to understand. It is also the left that had problems with wanting alternative answers to questions. Live and learn kids.
@TheGame-hl1ew
@TheGame-hl1ew 8 күн бұрын
You aren't very bright, are you? Watch at 6:06, it's clearly making fun of you numbskulls. But even if it was, the reason so is because Democrats understand that white isn't black and white, which is something you never learned as a kid, clearly. MAGA conspiracy theorists like you believe that there is more than one answer to the science and the data which disproves your "facts," whereas we accept that facts that we don't like but understand that for the world to progress, one must let go of your infantile thinking.
@michaelcarroll2114
@michaelcarroll2114 Күн бұрын
This comment lacks any shred of self awareness omg
@TheGame-hl1ew
@TheGame-hl1ew Күн бұрын
@@michaelcarroll2114 ong it's literally about making fun of these clowns in the video when those idiot newscasters call her a woke liberal
@jekyllpark5570
@jekyllpark5570 9 күн бұрын
Some programming languages are like that… 3+2 = 32 3-2 = 1 …smh…
@Unknown-e4n
@Unknown-e4n 9 күн бұрын
Even some maths are like that(Linear Algebra).You can even prove it. However, at that age, it is assumed that they are performing normal arithmetic operations.
@frankkutzler2758
@frankkutzler2758 8 күн бұрын
What programming languages? I bet I know more languages than you, and in none of them is 3+2=32 in an arithmetic sense. Perhaps in a string sense, in concatenating strings, in the same way that A + B = AB. And 3-2 *is* in fact 1. Surprise, surprise.
@jekyllpark5570
@jekyllpark5570 8 күн бұрын
@@frankkutzler2758 The point is that it needs to know when to do what, string concatenation or arithmetic. And so addition manages to be more ambiguous than subtraction…
@RomaInvicta202
@RomaInvicta202 9 күн бұрын
Love the conclusion
@brettm.s.1169
@brettm.s.1169 9 күн бұрын
At 4:18 when Mrs Wells sat before the school board, I honestly expected her to break out in the dance scene from Flashdance. A Movie in 1982.
@alexandercorsi9711
@alexandercorsi9711 Күн бұрын
F that. I saw the Twilight Zone.
@johnhutchins8731
@johnhutchins8731 11 күн бұрын
Wrong! 2,000 + 2,000 = 20,002,000. Zeros are digits too.
@johnhutchins8731
@johnhutchins8731 11 күн бұрын
I take it back. I like the teacher's answer better. It confuses math and logic more. If 2 apples + 2 apples is 22 apples the 2 thousand +2 thousand = 22 thousands
@surnamegm
@surnamegm 6 күн бұрын
​@@johnhutchins8731 I mostly like your first reply: "2,000 + 2,000 = 20,002,000." This is a correct answer if we take it literally. 🙂
@kaushalkumarshukla25
@kaushalkumarshukla25 11 күн бұрын
Ohh shit this was 7 years ago, they knew exactly what's comming
@chamanlal8550
@chamanlal8550 12 күн бұрын
Never saw a film with so much awards.
@deanwalker5367
@deanwalker5367 12 күн бұрын
This is what happens when Christians take over school boards
@msrao8073
@msrao8073 13 күн бұрын
" Plato is our friend but the Truth is our greater friend " -Aristotle
@Eduardo-ns9ik
@Eduardo-ns9ik 14 күн бұрын
Amazing!
@beauchit3279
@beauchit3279 14 күн бұрын
I remember this being played in tutoring.
@mikloslegrady965
@mikloslegrady965 15 күн бұрын
Republican math - Trump's alternative facts.
@ansonchan8537
@ansonchan8537 15 күн бұрын
nah its 20002000 dollars
@PaulDoe-i3i
@PaulDoe-i3i 15 күн бұрын
certainly controversial
@mohammadsediq-ti6ld
@mohammadsediq-ti6ld 16 күн бұрын
The film tried to describe what the liberalism says/effects on the objective knowledges.
@rhusain9924
@rhusain9924 15 күн бұрын
There are people who believe the earth is flat or that universe was created 6000 years ago and there are sure as heck no liberals among them.
@Capt-Intrepid
@Capt-Intrepid 16 күн бұрын
There is no such thing as "your truth" or "my truth". Truth isn't an opinion or a preference. It's not subjective or relative. It's reality not an opinion.
@Scarlett.Granger
@Scarlett.Granger 13 күн бұрын
Well, in society reality can be subjective. Most cultural sciences today think, that reality is subjective, as meaning is subjective and only created within society. However, that doesn't apply to facts of positivistic sciences. Maths is not subjective.
@bikinginboston
@bikinginboston 17 күн бұрын
It's why you need unions. Otherwise, they'll do whatever they want to you. You have zero leverage as individual. This video wasn't as funny as I hoped. But the twist ending was well-done. And the song was impressive. Good job!
@hecate_oh777
@hecate_oh777 17 күн бұрын
"alternative facts"... where did I heard that???? "‘And no doubt our time prefers the image to the thing, the copy to the original, the representation to reality, the appearance to the being. What is sacred to it is only illusion, but what is profane is truth. What's more, the sacred grows in his eyes as truth diminishes and illusion grows, so that the height of illusion is also for him the height of the sacred" (Feurerbach, quoted by Guy Debord in "La société du spectacle")
@Endiversum
@Endiversum 17 күн бұрын
i thought this was gonna be a cool indie shortfilm about breaking math and seeing logic go down with it, but its just a bs antiwoke allegory forget the woke, the problem is capitalism!!!
@kennydcod4
@kennydcod4 16 күн бұрын
the Endiversum is a magical universe where you should educate yourself, retard
@ripxeno2007
@ripxeno2007 16 күн бұрын
don't talk bad about capitalism when youre a kraut lol
@brianmcmeat1306
@brianmcmeat1306 15 күн бұрын
Racist MAGA rears its stupid/ugly little head.
@frankgriffin6293
@frankgriffin6293 9 күн бұрын
It is funny how Democrats do not understand that this video is about them. Men can't be women. Spending more will not get you out of debt. Illegal immigrants cost more than they contribute. Facts like this are beyond the left to understand. It is also the left that had problems with wanting alternative answers to questions. Live and learn kids.
@frankkutzler2758
@frankkutzler2758 8 күн бұрын
@@frankgriffin6293 Yeah, your stupid comment didn't land any better the second time.
@MarkusSugarhill
@MarkusSugarhill 17 күн бұрын
wouldnt it be $20.002.000?
@markduncan1144
@markduncan1144 17 күн бұрын
I doubt it, since that doesn't represent an actual, real sum of money.
@MarkusSugarhill
@MarkusSugarhill 17 күн бұрын
@markduncan1144 why? Because I dared to use dots instead of commas to indicate thousands?
@671021748
@671021748 17 күн бұрын
It would!
@671021748
@671021748 17 күн бұрын
@@MarkusSugarhill just an extremist talking ;-)
@markduncan1144
@markduncan1144 17 күн бұрын
@@MarkusSugarhill I wouldn't matter either way. Neither is correct.
@leslee6792
@leslee6792 18 күн бұрын
they predicted the future
@naftali_nakhshon6745
@naftali_nakhshon6745 18 күн бұрын
Welcome to the brave new, woke world! And contrary to what some say here, this is NOT funny. This is our future. Worse yet, this is our present, even if you still haven't noticed.
@chriswondyrland73
@chriswondyrland73 18 күн бұрын
7 years later watching, the the cringeness level equals 2024 ...
@AndreoObana
@AndreoObana 18 күн бұрын
1:54 and 2:06 GOT ME ROLLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gemixx8365
@gemixx8365 19 күн бұрын
Well that was depressing.
@newvideos6027
@newvideos6027 19 күн бұрын
What are we doing here and where are we going to go It's like we just woke up one morning and then it's welcome to the show Don't ask any questions just go with the flow Make as much money as you can and try your best not to get broke Copy everything you see on the tv From the hairstyles to the clothes And don't think too often just do exactly as your told You ever get confused then turn towards the alcohol You still hear your thoughts? then just turn up the radio As you learn to live a lifestyle of drugs, sex and rock n roll But in all honesty I just need to know Is there more to the cycle than growing and getting old Living and dying just to leave behind a happy home And a whole lot of property that somebody else is going to own I just really need to know before the caskets closed Cause I'm not willing to gamble with my soul nor am I ready to take any chances These are just simple life questions and I'm just searching for some answers Like what are we doing here and what is our purpose How did we get here and who made us so perfect And what happens once we go or is this world all really worth it Questions we don't answer because apparently we don't really have to There's no purpose to this life and our existence merely natural? In that case please let me ask you. Did you create yourself or was it somebody else that had fashioned you? Because you're a being that's impeccable faultless and unparalleled. You are a product of supreme intelligence and I'm merely being rational For there isn't a camera on this earth that can come close to the human eye Nor a computer that can compete alongside the human mind And If the whole world was to come together we wouldn't be able to create a single fly So many signs yet we still deny As science tries to justify that all this could come from none When It's a simple sum Zero plus zero plus zero cannot possibly ever give you one. So from where did all this order come? For everything has it's origins, a maker, a creator of it's own I mean the only reason your watching this video is because somebody had to press upload So you can believe in the Big Bang but I'd rather Believe in He who caused it to explode. Allah, The creator of the universe along with every single soul The Everliving, the Master the only one who is in control Unlike his creation, beyond our imagination And NO - He's not a man nor has he any partners in association, He's on his own. And neither did He ever leave us alone Just like every manufacturer he left us with an instruction manual The Quran and Islam and I'm sorry to jump to conclusions but it's the only one possible. The only definition of God as the One and Only, supreme being its logical, A book with zero contradictions and miracles that are both scientific and historical. All revealed over 1400 years ago Like the detailed description of the human embryo The expansion of the Universe and the creation of everything from H20 To the mountains as pegs holding firm the earth below and the two seas that don't mix in a complete separate flow to the planets in orbit alternating night and day as they stay in float to the stories of the past and the preservation of Pharaoh. To identifying the lowest point in the land where Persia defeated Rome The gushing fluid that created man in the glands between the ribs and the backbone. And not a word has changed it's still the same So please explain how all this was known over 1400 years ago? To a man who couldn't read or write, as he would recite what the angel spoke. And if you still don't believe please come up with something that's even close. But you can't. So we took God as a mockery and his Messengers as a joke Dismissed his scriptures as legends and tales of the ancient folk. As we live life according to our whims, desires and hopes Saying this life is the only home we will ever know We will live then die and simply turn to bones YOLO. Correction: After the grass dies the rain arrives it re-grows And Allah promises to do the same thing to your very soul And bring you back from your very fingertips to your toes. As the All Seeing Supreme Being watches us so close as we are surely being tested. In Our wealth, our health, our self and everything that we've been blessed with So believe for we will surely be resurrected. And be brought to Lord in account for every single deed As he hands us our books and orders us to "READ!" From the bad to the good and everything in between You, yourself are sufficient for your own accountability So Don't be mad at me, Your Lord says... YOU WERE THE ONE WHO THOUGHT HE WOULDN'T COME BACK TO ME I gave you a whole life long to search after me But you were busy chasing all that which was temporary So read, and glad tidings to all those who believed, but if you disbelieve READ And don't let that day be the first day you find out what life really means. READ
@nikollas888
@nikollas888 12 күн бұрын
Despite this you are still stuck within the slave religions called Abrahamics. Some parts of the Quran does describe the cosmos in some ways, but they are not complete. This is because the god that you worhip is just a god in a regular heaven, not THE CREATOR GOD. There is no such thing as a creator god since the universe is infinite, it has no beginning and has no end. Your God called Allah is nothing more than a god in heaven who was born there a few billion years ago, he did not create souls although he may have created the human body. Souls have been existing infinitely since countless past in this infinite world. The only salvation is Nibbana carved by the Sakyan Sage. The unconditioned path to salvation. Heaven that you call eternal is nothing more than a fantasy, heavens do exist, but they will end as well since everything that has a beginning will have an end, and since you do not dwell in heaven right now, that means heaven and hell have a beginning, and whether you go to heaven or hell will end at some point in the future. This includes your god that you worship, in time he will die as well in the future when his karma runs out. Where do these gods live? In outer space. That is why in recent times of new age believes there is the idea that gods are aliens, because they are. Where do you think heavens are located? They do not exist in some mumbo jumbo random dimensions, heavens are literally in outer space. In many ways, we also live in outer space, although we stuck our feet on earth, but earth itself also dwells in space. Hell on the other hand, is located under the ground closer to the very hot centre of the earth. The universe will undergo a period of destruction in 5 billion years later, when the sun will finally go into supernova. And then after this it will go into another period of the next infinite cycle of destruction, voidness, emergence of stars and planets, existing and stagnation, and goes on to the next destruction, until infinity. Each period lasted abot 10 billion years, that is why the Big Bang according to science is about 14 billion years ago and earth is about 4 billion years. Can your Allah and Quran describes this? Only the Sakyan Sage who has truly seen the very bounds of the world is able to realise this, not your regular god who dwells in heaven who fools people into thinking he is the only god that creates everything. The one being worshipped and the one who worships are bound by the slave system called Abrahamic Religions. They are all slaves to their desire and ignorance of the world.
@TheRealZombieWizard
@TheRealZombieWizard 12 күн бұрын
One of God’s greatest gifts was “free will”. You cannot force people to be good, they must choose for themselves.
@dzee7936
@dzee7936 20 күн бұрын
If this teacher was going to use their "math" saying that 2+2=22, then 2000+2000 = 20,002,000.
@tylerzorn6152
@tylerzorn6152 20 күн бұрын
Wow, Thank God we finally have a real president (Trump of course). This B.S. is finally going where it belongs. IN THE TRASH CAN !!!! A-MEN. !!!!
@janbydzovsky7693
@janbydzovsky7693 20 күн бұрын
Do you mean the guy who put a guy with brain worms who doesn't believe in vaccines ahead of the CDC? Are you mentally challenged?
@rylanbattig7370
@rylanbattig7370 20 күн бұрын
Yes. Trump will combat alternative math with his alternative medicine and alternative facts.
@slickyjorj
@slickyjorj 19 күн бұрын
Facts = liberal elitist. Got it.
@coolfish440
@coolfish440 17 күн бұрын
please think about what you're actually saying
@tylerzorn6152
@tylerzorn6152 17 күн бұрын
Uh I think it's biden with alternative medicine and Alternative facts. !!! Mostly just stupidity 🙄!
@RC526.R
@RC526.R 20 күн бұрын
HAHAHA MAYBE FLORIDA
@RC526.R
@RC526.R 20 күн бұрын
WOW MUST BE THE FUTURE AMERICA
@akshainm
@akshainm 20 күн бұрын
Two Genders v/s thousand genders
@teamsajja
@teamsajja 20 күн бұрын
🤣