MST3K *WITH* a Mario Bava film?? OMG YES>

Can't really go TOO wrong with hot Viking chicks and dramatic heathens in shag rugs squabbling about. And of course waffles. I love this series. 💗✨

(Mary Jo "female" voice): "glug-glug-glug..." *hilarious!*

Tom: But you're a happy guy!

Viking ships courtesy of IKEA 😂

Beavis and Butthead must have written the script

Fun fact: the first airplane in the world specifically built with a passenger cabin was designed by Sikorsky in the Russian Empire, under the patronage of Tsar Nicholas II, and the models were named for Ilya Muromets. The cabin could hold 16 wicker chairs for passengers, but WWI erupted just a few months after the plane made a historic 800-mile trip with passengers. They were then commissioned for the Imperial Russian Air Service and were the first planes fitted with tail guns.

Stop Drop and roll.

The Blue Van used to be The Scooby Doo Mystery Machine.

Daily Planet building in the background.

The Boss sports a Mullet?

YES!!! More MST3K classics for our dining and dancing pleasure! Joel, take Gypsy for a twirl about the dance floor!

if anyone wants to watch loads and loads more ilya morometz, theres animated films that they seem to have been making for like twenty years now. they're... not great, but hey. theyre on youtube. i really like this movie, ive gotta be honest, i just really like it.

I love the whole Ingmar Bergmann joke skit

Wow, this makes "Hawk the Slayer" look like Peter Jackson's award winning "Lord of the Rings" trilogy 🤣

Married?! It's immoral!

There's a lot more than two guys watching this.

No one is getting any sleep with that baby in the house

Volkman Divide

Thanks guys!

A better name for the film would have been Return to Eden.

“A collie is keeping them in terror?”

"Ah, the golden age of makin' stuff up."😂

His power apparently lies in his choosing incompetent enemies.😂

The king, is, in fact, Merritt Stone.

Thank you, Bert I. Gordon for making the best worst fantasy movie ever.

Kitty awards 🏆to Helena Blavatsky for being cute 💜

"Hey let's drag Clarence Thomas's name through there." Prescient!

Wish this was a Joel episode.

War of the Colossal Breast. 😂

Captain Adam West???

Was that Eugene Levy?

I'd to see the commercials and reminisce

I've just seen a bi-polar disorder elf

That was torture.

The " this is what Southern Baptists think Catholic mass is like" and the "go El Santo" sung to Go Speed Racer were both fantastic 😂

“Naked jockstrap wrestling “? If they are naked how do the jockstraps factor in?

Mr. B Natural went on the work with DARE to teach the dangers of amphetamines.

Well, the Clarence Thomas joke didn’t age well

I didn't know Crow was such a terf!

Yes, it's the Glenn Langan movie without Glenn Langan! A Bert I. Gordon treat, destroyed by our own MST3K! And Mr. B Natural, to boot! Truly horrible stuff, riffed to perfection. Thank you, MST3K, for bringing back a weiner! (Yes, I said weiner!)

"and dont be too sure i wasnt in the garden with Mr. and Mrs. Adam!" "YOU WERE THE SNAKE"

Loss Angle-less is a misnomer. Actually, there are tons of angles there.

1:28:05 Saving this timestamp for myself.

1:33:00 "I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp-" ⚡⚡⚡

“Is this Liberace’s mom?”

Mr. B Natural was ripped from Mary Martin's Peter Pan because the marketing team had no better ideas 😆

"You think this is just a trumpet?? Nooo!" "It's a bong!" 😂

One of my personal favs!!!

The added laugh track made this hard to watch.