this is now canonically what happened to Nomad from Crysis 1.
@LoneWolf_92003 күн бұрын
Happy New Year, I hope you and your family have a very blessed day!!!
@tommyyaeger61624 күн бұрын
I absolutely love this character, sarcastic is funny
@belm74484 күн бұрын
Just leave me to freeze, Witch. Better to be cold in death than cold with you. I won't give you the satisfaction of being your plaything. And your lieutenant had it coming. Good audio.
@FightingDuskstalker5 күн бұрын
Giving new meaning to "Oath of Conquest"
@derschwenki96155 күн бұрын
"Killing one of your lieutenants?! Ma'am, i simply pushed over a snowman that was blocking the pathway to my house. I think you have the wrong person..."
@alexkroeker54255 күн бұрын
Really laughed out loud when she said "Wonder Thighs".
@spicy16155 күн бұрын
that little tongue clicking bit is like CRACK to my ears. love it every time
@yanielthegamer79965 күн бұрын
😅
@cupofearlgreytea76515 күн бұрын
You can't help but love a woman who knows how to use your basic needs to her advantage I need warmth, she's the only warm thing around...Genius~
@cupofearlgreytea76515 күн бұрын
H-hey! Don't you point at me in the intro! I'll point back!!! 👉
@garyoak3175 күн бұрын
😏
@ethanrobins65475 күн бұрын
Knowing me I would've given her the middle finger as she blows out the last candle as I refuse to be kept as a prisoner like this or be with this crazy of a yandere
@ChaplainBald5 күн бұрын
"Where were you hiding that dagger?" A gentlemen never reveal his secrets. 🪄🎩
@ripxdoc6 күн бұрын
"i can recognise when someone is great" the ice queen says, in that case she would most certainly recognise Selude.
@DoctorMysterio156 күн бұрын
Whoa! Chill out! I'm a willing listener!
@crimsonmaelstrom5736 күн бұрын
I am incapable of loving while my heart is frozen. And don’t even think of telling me to “let it go”
@TheSBled6 күн бұрын
My moral compass when the evil hottie flirts with me: 🕊 🕊 🕊
@wolfythewolf96916 күн бұрын
This is the weirdest version of Frozen, but I'm kinda into it
@Dragoon-ob3mg6 күн бұрын
This is my story it will go the way I want it to or I will end it here
@crimsonmaelstrom5736 күн бұрын
I would have said: “This is my story. And you’re not part of it” to her
@rudyflorestheswitchblade44626 күн бұрын
How am I supposed to love her back when I'm frozen???
@lol-22476 күн бұрын
❄️Hello there❄️
@crimsonmaelstrom5736 күн бұрын
General Kenobi! You ARE a bold one! (Couldn’t resist the temptation😅)
@mr.vesper56596 күн бұрын
Well I know this is going to be fantastic
@ZackyYabes6 күн бұрын
This ice queen totally reminds me of Elsa from frozen, but really bizarre!
@ZackyASMR6 күн бұрын
Hi Selude! I hope you had a wonderful Christmas ❤❤❤
@Gurmudgin6 күн бұрын
...... Selude..... that opening chapter name..... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Naaaah is probably nothin. Thanks for the audio!
@kiwigoldfruit9006 күн бұрын
Who ever wrote this definitely watched that one anime I can't remember the name of but I know they know what I'm yapping about lol
@erlanddrow79506 күн бұрын
Listener feels like a Guard NPC with special stats that has recently gained sentience
@mobthewolf76457 күн бұрын
(Haven't done a comment like this in a while, I hope you're doing well my friend) "as we walked to my village for the kind paladins resupply I neglected to to bring up my accidental attribute misclick in which was all into Crit damage (even if it's only 3 levels worth still a misclick nonetheless) so that may be the reason I "stomp" them as the paladin called it, I do hope to learn about this game more. Maybe she can help me learn more about these "carrier bugs" ~ Nomad (Stompy) the village guard. Besides all that it made me think (because I'm really into games, my thoughts as well are these "stragglers" of the bugs could be a "variant" of the Carrier bug due to them being so far away from home and such they could be a weaker variant to the basic Carrier bug. Sorry for the long message and nerd rant.
@tonyduong77117 күн бұрын
“Heed this, fledgling. This is the difference between you and I. Just as surely as strategy trumps instinct, talent will always surpass hard work.” -Listener if they were just a _little_ more cocky
@VoiceofJuany8 күн бұрын
Look, all I’m saying is, if you really did like me, I’d have that coffee…. And, maybe a muffin…
@koichijenius8 күн бұрын
I might only prepare by taking walks through the woods, but they are very enthusiastic walks.
@chronolegionnaire77729 күн бұрын
This is the result of getting betrayed by the party one too many times. You get a bit used to fighting above your weight class.
@GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj9 күн бұрын
*reads entire spellbook five times and recites every spell aloud while memorizing it* hmmm. HEY GUYS! I FOUND A BOOK! "WHAT BOOK?" SPELLS! LISTEN TO THIS! * recites a random summon spell*
@GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj9 күн бұрын
*readies sickle* UHHHH... GUYS? GUYS?!
@GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj9 күн бұрын
The "They didn't pay their taxes!" in a singsong voice made me chuckle. Might replay that actually.
@GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj9 күн бұрын
*tosses sickle aside and casts Arc Staff* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'VE JUST MET THE CLOWN PRINCESS OF OATHBREAKER PALADINS! EN GUARDE!
@GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj9 күн бұрын
Accent colour? Make it a nice copper. It'll reflect with my hair quite nicely. (The last Destiny 2 Guardian Games ended with Hunter in gold, Warlock in siover, and Titan in bronze, but I want a copper design both because I main Titan and the fact that my copper hair glimmers in the sunlight. Any Destiny fan will know what I just did and smirk)
@GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj9 күн бұрын
Good god 4 inch stiletto heels?!
@GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj9 күн бұрын
"I'd like to roll seduction please?" DM: course you would you're the charisma dex minmaxed fighter for a reason I guess. The rest of the party: GODDAMNIT MAN YOU SEE THE BBEG ONCE AND START FLIRTING?! "THAT'S WHY I'M NONBINARY IN GAME DUMBASSES! IF I WANNA ROMANCE THE BBEGS, I WILL!"
@GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj9 күн бұрын
"When I- my guards went through your belongings." Op nope roll it back girl. Just making sure, your "guards" went through my stuff, DIDN'T find a book that had "Starlight's Diary" written on the cover, and TOTALLY didn't read it? Yeah, X to doubt.
@GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj9 күн бұрын
How'd you know I adore dark chocolate?!
@Akarashii9 күн бұрын
Girl, im a trickster. I can deny and change my fate. Phantom thief powers go brrrrrrrrrr
@gasmonkey100010 күн бұрын
Lich: "I don't understand! How? How! How did you do it?! My plans, my undead army of orcs and dragons, my labyrinth, my compulsion spells... what are you?! How did you get so strong?!" Nomad (AKA Stompy): "Well I helped my ma back home with the field and I had a cow that gave me milk."
@pmprestes10 күн бұрын
"... I, huh, I never learned how to level up properly... Must be the accumulated exp 😅"
@parkerstephen271510 күн бұрын
When your a low level but makes rank
@Reiga635311 күн бұрын
Because im him...
@theherohartmut11 күн бұрын
Smiting evil? That's a paladin. Laying on hands? That's a paladin. Following the paladin code? Oh, you better believe that's a paladin.