I Broke Dark Souls 1 and I'm Not Sorry
27:54
Dark Souls 1 is the HARDEST Souls Game.
16:27
How Dark Souls 3 Humbled My Soul
25:51
Helldivers 2 Is Hard, and So Am I
10:29
Dark Souls 3 Is Actually EASY AF
19:37
Bloodborne is Becoming My Therapy
25:00
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@taxicorky
@taxicorky 9 сағат бұрын
It's actually crazy how the bloodstarved beast kept whiffing his attacks when you didn't even dodge 😂
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 13 сағат бұрын
Refresh of my offer; If ANYONE reading this wants help on a boss in this game, Let me know here and I'll pop down A summon sign. I've beat this game over and over for fun, so I can help you on ANY boss in DS1, from Pinwheel to Manus. Reply to me here and state a time on the next Saturday, I'll be there.
@BensSoZen
@BensSoZen 13 сағат бұрын
1:25 You can NOT make this up- i've never been grabbed by the titanite demon like that. They're still my DS1 nemesis, since i still haven't learned how to avoid taking damage from them.
@robertferguson8876
@robertferguson8876 13 сағат бұрын
Funny enough I did the exact same build silver knight armor but elite knight helm silver knight sword+5 silver knight shield for a pure silver knight build and beat the game
@8ogl
@8ogl 14 сағат бұрын
17:56 🤫😂
@plopgoblin5928
@plopgoblin5928 14 сағат бұрын
How dare u compare our big tiddy queen to that 😂
@jpbfreemen7969
@jpbfreemen7969 15 сағат бұрын
200k
@omuraissu4960
@omuraissu4960 18 сағат бұрын
Duke, Priscilla and Sif... Oh my heart...
@user-tq6tf5wn1x
@user-tq6tf5wn1x 19 сағат бұрын
And now both the bosses that didn't deserve it (sif and Priscilla) have been killed.
@SalvatorelucaArdilio-bk2qj
@SalvatorelucaArdilio-bk2qj 20 сағат бұрын
Lore time -The titanite demon (the stone golem whit no head you fight in anor londo) borne from a giant titanite monolite made by an unknow smith god -The gentle giant in anor londo,you dont remember byt you find his dead body in ds3 anor londo,you dont remember become you didnt know him at the time,he was probably killed by aldrich (the lord of cinder that spam spell in anor londo) so you avenge him in some way -The painted world of ariamis is more interessing,the painting its the same from ds3(in ds3 its called ariandel become he was the guy that using his blood prolond the life of the painting)whe dont know who ariamis is (Probably its an anchestor of ariandel the guy whit the pot during the friede fight),and the painting its a prison made for lord gwyn for isolate all the people gwyn think are not acepted by his standards so you find here sick people,undead and prisoner,when prishilla say that the land is peacefull its become they are only mad at you becouse you are an outsider,in the painting you find the home of one of the most important cult on souls universe that its Velka cult,she is a witch that was a godness of anor londo but she betray anor londo for helping the undead and humans becouse of compassion(they do a shit life),there is a teory that Velka is the crow that bring you from the undead asylum to lordran,and then we have priscilla she is the daughter lf Velka and Seath the scales and she was considered a freak by anor londo and was treated porly for that reason she go to the painted world where she was treated like a friend by the freak of that place(now you understand why she called the place peacefull) another reason why she wasnt acepted by anor londo its the fact that she has an hidden power that of she actualy learn to use will make her one of the strongest and an enemy for anor londo its self but becouse of her peacefull personality she never realy learn how to fight(that why the fight its easy you are not overleveld,in fact she didnt attack you if you dont hit her in the first place),in ds3 whe know she is the biological mother of the painter girl of ariandel(but she died by unknown means in the lore the fact that you kill her its not canon) -undead asylum.The undead in dark souls universe are immortal and a danger becouse they will lose their mind and go hollow,that the reson the Asylum exist in fact its a prison made for hollow to torture them and made them crazy (the demon you find in the asylum is made for killing them and not making them escape),the knight that saved you at the beginnings its called Oscar and he was at the asylum becouse he was going to lordran but get defeated by one of the 2 demon(and he give you his estus and preaty much make you the main character),the reason why you find the black knight preaty much in every part of lordran its becouse in the lore they lose their mind and became semi hollow after a war whit the demons(like quelaag or the capra or tourus demon),and they ware burned by them,and they started traveling around the world -Sif and the four king.Artoris was one of the 4 knights of gwyn and he was considered the strongest,he is the one that defeated the 4 king and the red mage (they ware 3 originaly but 2 of them left one of curing the deaseased of Blighttown and one for doing shinenigans whit Lautrech(the guy that droped you the golden ring at the beginnings) the reason why the 4 knight ware fought its becouse they became part of the covent of the darkwreight(the dark knight of ds3 are originaly knights of the 4 king of petite londo) they ware seduced by the word of kaath(the primordial snake of darkness) and they started to steal the humanity from other undead making them stronger and makinf concerned the rest lordran that its the reason why artorias and the other guy fought them,but artorias didnt die becouse of them but during a fight in the darkroot garden 200 years ago whit a strong foe,Sif was the dog and friend of artorias that helped him during different fight that the reason that after his death she (its a girl) protect artorias grave from invader
@squareface8572
@squareface8572 14 сағат бұрын
Thanks so much for writing all these my man!
@SalvatorelucaArdilio-bk2qj
@SalvatorelucaArdilio-bk2qj 14 сағат бұрын
@@squareface8572 im happy to share dont worry i realy like the lore of the game and becouse ds1 and ds3 are strongly connected its easy to tell you about the lore of both games,the lore of artorias and other character of course dosent end just like that but I dont want to spoil or talking about some character you didnt even see becouse that will make it confusing (sorry if I made spelling error but english is not my main lenguage)
@Moep1926
@Moep1926 21 сағат бұрын
Alternate title: Souls game youtubers but you're the final boss. Keep it up, youre getting bigger bro, ds1 hitting hard ngl.
@squareface8572
@squareface8572 14 сағат бұрын
Thanks as always my guy!
@jkeo00
@jkeo00 21 сағат бұрын
Peak male performance!!!
@thetimebeing4288
@thetimebeing4288 21 сағат бұрын
I have lost 2.3 million runes in the chalice dungeons in Bloodborne 🫠
@squareface8572
@squareface8572 14 сағат бұрын
That’s a hollowing amount
@lncbros.gaming8419
@lncbros.gaming8419 23 сағат бұрын
Nice video man! Idk the most souls I’ve lost in a from software game, probably somewhere around 50k in Elden ring. Ive never been one to carry around a ton of souls. You’re blazing through the game! You’ve come so far since the gargoyle boss fight. Looking forward to the next one! Oh, and I have never been to a water fall. I want to though.
@squareface8572
@squareface8572 14 сағат бұрын
Thanks for the support as always my guy!
@keironrobertshaw6104
@keironrobertshaw6104 23 сағат бұрын
Don't you dare stop narrating, your vibe lends to the experience man
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
Alright, LORE TIME. The serpent in the void shall reveal the truth...
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
22:08 you're lucky you didn't see; when she's at low health, she limps with one leg raised. Her leaps become tumbles, but she still fights you despite her wounds. This boss is sad.
@amateursinger7210
@amateursinger7210 Күн бұрын
Can’t wait for you to meet Nito the Gravelord that is gonna be a fun video
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
18:36 80,000 souls.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
Would you like to know Priscilla's Lore?
@squareface8572
@squareface8572 14 сағат бұрын
Thanks my guy but I’ve got it down this time. Now I regret about killing her lol
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
15:56 to be fair, when she was last outside, it was. Undead curse is comparatively recent. They likely all went hollow without her knowing.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
14:12 WHEEL SKELETONS JUMPSCARE
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
13:58 this is an homage to a Demon's Souls boss, Phalanx. A Phalanx is an old Greek soldier known for large, round shields and spears, who would, yes, make that curved formation.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
9:21 PYROMANCY! Chaos Magic of Izaleth. Sure, it's rudimentary compared to the demon princes, but it's pyromancy nonetheless.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
7:58 CLUTCH fireball! Pitch of a lifetime, my dude!
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
5:48 watch out the lake has an edge
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
5:48 watch out the lake has an edge
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
3:31 only to certain bonfires, but you can do it from nearly any bonfire
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Күн бұрын
2:42 upgrades boss weapons. Making boss weapons is a bit convoluted this game though, if you see one you want, just look it up.
@derionanderun946
@derionanderun946 Күн бұрын
stop fat rolling!!!!!!
@SaganTheKhajiit
@SaganTheKhajiit Күн бұрын
Video starts with a practical lesson as to why it's not advised to have both a big heavy weapon and a shield. Even though we all did just that at least once.
@Lucinator2685
@Lucinator2685 Күн бұрын
Your gonna need to teach me square breathing that shi based
@squareface8572
@squareface8572 14 сағат бұрын
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@alexandreauclair8857
@alexandreauclair8857 Күн бұрын
How the hell did you not raise your Estus flask to 20. Your a mad lad
@eduardo9509
@eduardo9509 Күн бұрын
Ok I want you to win this f8ght but it would be HELLA fun if you died on peak male performance lol
@eduardo9509
@eduardo9509 Күн бұрын
4k
@eduardo9509
@eduardo9509 Күн бұрын
Ive never stoped to reflect on the passage back to asylum bro... aways thought like, urg curl up on a ball get carried by a bird isn't how that works?? But not you my friend. You are a smart person, congrats
@eduardo9509
@eduardo9509 Күн бұрын
Take me back to the danm asylum Mr. Bird, if it pleases you 🙏🏼 makes a lot of sense
@eduardo9509
@eduardo9509 Күн бұрын
Chosen undead: I'm DONE! I'm going hollow 😠
@DosaNarkosa
@DosaNarkosa Күн бұрын
Killing Priscilla was a such a dork move, no bueno >:(
@notryan1502
@notryan1502 Күн бұрын
Learn the rolling pokes and jumping attacks- you don’t need to jump on them from high up. From a neutral position push -->R2 simultaneously and you’ll do a crushingly strong leaping slash, it’s really strong with the BKGS
@MrMoridinalthor
@MrMoridinalthor Күн бұрын
You're not going to like to hear that a lot of people kill the Giant Blacksmith for his weapon.
@squareface8572
@squareface8572 14 сағат бұрын
I wanna do pvp now
@habkeinename3229
@habkeinename3229 Күн бұрын
welp square, looks like youll have a lotta work to do .... coz giant smiths hammer is actually a super strong weapon that a LOT of players like to take advantage of and therefor kill him so enjoy the PvP
@jpbfreemen7969
@jpbfreemen7969 Күн бұрын
Go back to the anorlondo bonfire you missed something good in a chimney
@chahlik3187
@chahlik3187 Күн бұрын
Sif was literally a good boy, I want to cry every time I fight him 😭
@jpbfreemen7969
@jpbfreemen7969 Күн бұрын
Behind the giant blacksmith is a chest with a ring inside good for bows
@cosmiccat4706
@cosmiccat4706 Күн бұрын
"What's the most souls you've lost, and in which souls game?" Elden Ring. The most I've lost is 620k. You don't know pain until you lose a couple hundred thousands....
@8ogl
@8ogl 13 сағат бұрын
The highest I can remember was about 10Mio Souls in DS3, even though this obviously happened after completing the char’s build (Lvl.120) and while casually doing subsequent NG+ playthroughs with the char
@PullUpOnYoAssOnaMfSkateboard
@PullUpOnYoAssOnaMfSkateboard Күн бұрын
Was in the snowy area at the first bonfire for a while now just been letting the game rot 😂 already beat it but it’s the only area I haven’t explored and am on a new console now I’m prob gonna finish it now thanks to you, just subbed !
@ViennaCihan20
@ViennaCihan20 Күн бұрын
mine was 2million Elden Ring 🤣 18:48
@squareface8572
@squareface8572 Күн бұрын
Jesus Christ
@oreocupcake5306
@oreocupcake5306 Күн бұрын
PEAK MALE PROFORMANCEEEEE BABY ❤❤❤
@squareface8572
@squareface8572 Күн бұрын
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@JD323Editz
@JD323Editz Күн бұрын
When he gets low like that if you let him live a little longer he starts limping and falling over and can barely fight 😭22:06
@squareface8572
@squareface8572 Күн бұрын
Damn, I’m so glad I finished him off quick.
@JD323Editz
@JD323Editz Күн бұрын
@@squareface8572 it's just tragic
@JD323Editz
@JD323Editz Күн бұрын
But she is friendly and actually nice 😥16:08 she doesn't even betray you 😭why you gotta kill Priscilla
@Triggermangravy
@Triggermangravy 21 сағат бұрын
And he doesn't even get her tail weapon
@SpecShadow
@SpecShadow Күн бұрын
5 flask? Not even a single humanity spend on bonfire?
@TheFroglamp
@TheFroglamp Күн бұрын
i fear no man, but that thing at 0:30... it scares me
@TheFroglamp
@TheFroglamp Күн бұрын
2:46 perfect song choice 😂"welcome to club sunshine" indeed