"i have sex with a kitchen sponge" *"and not the yellow sice"* -Duke Nukem
@Nightmare-kn6ee16 күн бұрын
"Damn....I forgot what I was doing here."
@banan384125 күн бұрын
duke nukem IS the defenition of the word cool
@apmoln181528 күн бұрын
Me when i play iron citron
@petercdowneyАй бұрын
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."
@alxofficial15412 ай бұрын
This isnt even close to the original
@n00ba1426 күн бұрын
Because this is the version as seen in the first trailer from 1998, IIRC
@Otzar9872 ай бұрын
I know what love is *dun nu nu, dun nu nu* but im still gonna hurt you
@brenndanrahe74682 ай бұрын
"Your honor, that kid was a pussy, and shouldn't have been out on his bike while I was drinking and driving."
@boogieo6262 ай бұрын
If masculinity had a song... This would be good second to "Now That We're Men" from the Spongbob Movie, the quintessential song of masculinity! Don't forget "Because We're Men" from Gumball either!
@Maybe_Preston_Garvey3 ай бұрын
Duke nukem is the most American fictional character in existence
@ВовкаБулава3 ай бұрын
скажи зил
@atianpadilla48563 ай бұрын
I came to kick ass, shew bubble gum and im out of gum
@smuglegend57573 ай бұрын
"You`re right, there are 2 sexes... The one I have with your Dad, and the one I have with your Mom."
@mirndalink09114 ай бұрын
Gianni main theme:
@mrmeme91054 ай бұрын
" Road kill? No, I'll kill it first" Duke Nukem.
@teknostructures46294 ай бұрын
June 2024 anyone?
@naza15544 ай бұрын
0:12
@mad_lad3584 ай бұрын
“I like my women like I like my coffee… I don’t like coffee.” -Duke nukem or smth idk
@Artur-tg6bq4 ай бұрын
Ugh… I’m gonna pass a kidney stone.
@DirtyDanMunicipalMan5 ай бұрын
“It’s time to kick gum and chew ass, and I’m all out of ass” Dick Kickem
@robert004525 ай бұрын
"Why don'y ya just go home... this place ain't for rookies" -Duke Nukem (deleted voiceline)
@chailatte-hk1kn5 ай бұрын
Ground me all you want mom Nothings gonna unfuck the turkey
@far_kerfa33215 ай бұрын
I'm Megadeth fan, I will play this Duke Nukem game any time soons
@lonecolamarine5 ай бұрын
“You must be the L.A street gutters… …because you just got shit on by a homeless man.” <Guitar starts rockin’ out>
@EvaleAxolotl6 ай бұрын
"You're right there are too sexes..." "The one i had with your dad" "And the one i had with your mother"
@fighter24996 ай бұрын
Nostalgia :(
@Maelstr0mStudios7 ай бұрын
“I just had sex with a kitchen sponge. AND NOT THE YELLOW SIDE!”
@BIacklce7 ай бұрын
YOU CAN GO AHEAD OF ME... I INSIST YOU ONLY HAVE 3 ITEMS.
@MasterDoppelgangerArle7 ай бұрын
I need to play mouse trap
@beanybobby8 ай бұрын
"Nobody told me this had peanuts in it"
@vanjek91488 ай бұрын
"Who is yourself? And why people want me to kill him?"
@sTyZi10298 ай бұрын
I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago, I'm just trying to piss you off
@ThatEpicGuyGaming8 ай бұрын
*me playing that Song and saying the Most Out of Pocket Thing*
@snapdragongaming62389 ай бұрын
"Have you seen my big man? Mate, he's big!"
@yoriavila43086 ай бұрын
Ay, Wolfy?
@SlowpokeWooper219 ай бұрын
If the shows called invincible, then why can I see it - Duke Nukem
@Skorm7319 ай бұрын
"I just had sex with a kitchen sponge." "And NOT the yellow side."
@CodyDBuni10 ай бұрын
"I just had sex with a kitchen sponge... and NOT the yellow side." -Duke Nukem
@matthewwylie273510 ай бұрын
Those damn alien bastards are real
@maksuzbrojony82218 ай бұрын
at least that's what the government tells me
@farisrom233110 ай бұрын
"i fucked the sponge...but from the rough side"
@CrapOdemon10 ай бұрын
“nobody told me this had peanuts in it… QhuaaHQHQHAZCHayauuUaa”
@thepaperunicorn0910 ай бұрын
"I don't need bitches , bitches need me" - Duke nukem
@alduweiner981110 ай бұрын
Your ass is grass and my mouth is the lawnmower.
@conkix11 ай бұрын
0:10
@fguy884611 ай бұрын
"If you don't play Duke Nukem 3D you like men! If you do play Duke Nukem 3D you like men!" -Duke Nukem
@maksuzbrojony82218 ай бұрын
NUKE MEN
@hatcrab49237 ай бұрын
MEN 🤝
@balsamon6911 ай бұрын
"Guys, please don't say "nipples" "My mum checks my phone"
@Rinzler375711 ай бұрын
"ive got a peer reviewed study right here that says thats says you're a pussy."
@quadpad_music11 ай бұрын
It's hear to hear this without any voice acting on top.
@HydraKittten11 ай бұрын
"im here to kick bubble gum and chew ass, and im all outta ass" - The Man