Duke Nukem Forever Theme (ORIGINAL)

[@RicePanda]

"Wow that's a lot of words... Too bad I'm not reading em"

[@Thisaccountatme]

You alien bastards

[@leon-iv6qz]

You came from tik tok bruuh

[@Laplace7777]

@@leon-iv6qz wow that's a lot of words

[@Big-Business]

@@Laplace7777 too bad im not readin em

[@keeganbanse8625]

@@Big-Business *guitar riff*

[@markwatson3248]

"I know what sex is, and I won't tell you" ~ Dukie Nukie

[@hughjass8502]

"im gonna hit the water with my tinkle this time" ~ duck nuckem

[@mr.gamesandvlogs814]

“My mom is taking me to toys r us” ~ Duke nukem

[@ayuwoki453]

"I am not memorizing the multiplication table, I have a calculator and my ass is fat." ~ Duke Nukem

[@Kitchissime]

"Let's drop bombs on all enemy cities." ~ Nuke Dukem

[@0jutai]

"My Starbucks coffee was too hot, and my tongue got burned" -Dick Kickem

[@Fighter24616]

''What do you mean you lost the baby... GO FIND IT!'' -Duke Nukem

[@jeremyallen5974]

"I'm already on another quest to find a stupid gas canister, go look for your stupid brat yourself!"

[@CreamTheEverythingFixer]

"What you do mean you are upset that cat got put down?" "Pick it back up "

[@0jutai]

“If the show’s called invincible... Then why can I see it?” -Duke Nukem

[@firstcaptaingabrielsantar5235]

it took me 3 minutes to get it, im not proud of myself xd

[@eggmar7232]

whatup ojutai? hows the other elder dragons doing?

[@anthonybarragan959]

Invincible does not me invisible :)

[@0jutai]

@@anthonybarragan959 Whoosh. There it goes. The joke. Over your head.

[@explosiveass_bum5340]

@@anthonybarragan959 "ummm ackhtually invincible doesnt mean invisible. try to learn the difference between these two words🤓"

[@0mniscient1]

If any game deserves a proper remake, it's this one.

[@Moixes22]

Maybe a Doom x Duke Nukem crossover

[@0mniscient1]

@@Moixes22 That would actually be pretty badass.

[@slappa7377]

@@Moixes22 no, duke nukem x doom x serious sam

[@scooble_]

If only id Software could get their hands on this…

[@TheSkyGamez]

@@Moixes22 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3fMq62Qj5mkaq8 uh oh

[@thepaperunicorn09]

"I don't need bitches , bitches need me" - Duke nukem

[@austinbutcher8106]

0:09"I'm here to make inflammatory statements on the internet" 0:09 "and turn my notifications off" 0:12

[@zak5655]

god we need more heros like this in video games nowadays

[@ericjohns8522]

And not the ones who shoot lazers thorugh their asses. Am i right? Duke is a buff dude and he doesnt even need aromur so he is better than some heroes.

[@GoldKingsMan]

@@ericjohns8522 My gramps was buff like him and same hair

[@ericjohns8522]

@@GoldKingsMan so your grampa saved civillians from world war 2 like duke did?

[@GoldKingsMan]

@@ericjohns8522 Na he was a farmer and a School Principal,my other Gramps was rifle infantry but didn’t serve in any war.

[@MonderJeb]

yes

[@357reasons7]

'' Kick gum and chew ass '' - Nuke Dukem

[@alephcake]

from the hit game nuke eternal, not to be confused with doom forever.

[@cunjoz]

dick kickem

[@AFlyingCoconut]

"I'm here to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all outta ass" - Dick Kickem

[@a_man_of_many_screams]

i believe it was Dick Kickem who said that

[@balsamon69]

"Guys, please don't say "nipples" "My mum checks my phone"

[@comradeforg3420]

"My friend has a birthday party at Dave & Busters." "I have now been banned from Dave & Busters."

[@randominternetman8177]

"I know Victoria's Secret, _and I won't tell you."_ -The King

[@convoy0659]

“Misogyny? No my knee doesn’t need a massage right now, dumbass…” Duke Nukem (probably)

[@stingslim6444]

No he said that, i was there

[@tailsreal]

69 likes don't ruin it

[@TheSpacey52]

"I prefer a good cigar and a bad women."

[@langbo9999]

Shake it baby. 💵👯‍♀️

[@KeksimusMaximus]

"a women" Duke wouldn't say that, he knows English 😂

[@zikend]

You don't speak english

[@dragonsamurai453productions]

"Here, have a fruit punch Gatorade. You'll need it for your blood loss." If duke said that it would sound both badass and hilarious

[@HydraKittten]

"im here to kick bubble gum and chew ass, and im all outta ass" - The Man

[@vanjek9148]

"Who is yourself? And why people want me to kill him?"

[@D-Man_Jam]

That snare tone is monstrous

[@tailsreal]

69 likes don't ruin it

[@alephcake]

it's such a bonk-y snare i love it

[@johnlsallrightokaybuchness1073]

It’s Lars

[@nintari6587]

"If I wanted to hear an asshole speak, i would have farted" -Duke Nukem

[@cliffordjrjohnson3383]

THE KING STILL LIVES!!!!!!

[@randominternetman8177]

doom pfp detected, opinion respected

[@tugrulgltekn9763]

but are you alıve

[@cliffordjrjohnson3383]

@@tugrulgltekn9763 wow this comment was 10 years ago, i was 17 back then, im out here living my best life rn baby!

[@alephcake]

@@cliffordjrjohnson3383 yet the king still lives.

[@KingKjellboy]

Much appreciated. I'm so getting this game.

[@slappa7377]

So, after 10 years, how's duke nukem forever?

[@KingKjellboy]

@@slappa7377 I regret getting the game. Wasted potential.

[@doniv3235]

@@KingKjellboy my man updated his opinion after 10 years. Lets gooooo

[@slappa7377]

@@KingKjellboy dam didnt think you would reply but yeah, undoubtedly the worst game in the series for me

[@KingKjellboy]

@@slappa7377 Just did it out of courtesy. Tho gotta admit it did feel strange answering to a question that's a decade old at this point. Heh. :p

[@tgon13]

I liked duke nukem forever some people think it sucks but i see it as the return of a legend and my childhood

[@TheSilentHillFan]

+Thomas Gonzalez Hail To The King Baby!

[@halfastudio]

8 years later and the game still sucks. I love Duke but forever? It's not a Duke game.

[@zoltanz288]

i still play it from time to time. and duke 3d 20th aniversary. anyone with half a functioning brain knew DNF wont be as good as we wanted it to be. not after the development hell it went trough. it was a miracle we got a game at all. i was just happy to see The King back in action.

[@aidanemrich2518]

The three bad assess are postal dude,duke nukem doom guy

[@NoahWright-xv4mw]

They're all guys and dudes...sorry ladies (jk)

[@theelijahbunch]

​@@NoahWright-xv4mwSamus

[@OpenMawProductions]

You're flat wrong. In Duke3D you did not EVER have to hide whilst fighting. Same for Doom, Quake, Wolfenstein 3D, etc. You had to dodge projectiles and ocassionally double back, but you were always on the offensive, and never had to literally go hide behind a wall to wait for your health to come back. You pushed forward. You had to explore. You had to think to stay alive.

[@noises4978]

preach brotha

[@randominternetman8177]

That right there is the true FPS format. I can't list a single 90s FPS game where you would need to outright hide from enemies. Maybe dip behind a wall or corner after every attack to pick off the hassle enemies when you're low on health. But fights were something to look forward to, especially now in neo-90s FPS or sequels (Doom Eternal and Ultrakill specifically) where you need to kill to survive.

[@denisofGOW]

You kinda have to take cover when the battlelords and the pigcop tanks show up, or you'll get killed very easily.

[@richellebudarick8234]

Doom is still a game of hide and seek but your the seeker with big f****n gun

[@berkaykaracan3003]

Alive? I was alive once

[@gameboy-gf4pc]

"What do you mean you lost the baby? Go find it." *DRUM SOLO*

[@rackoslair4758]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum....And I'm all outta gum

[@HECKAKYH-ADEKBATEH]

+Kamil Kubera Time to kick gum and chew ass... and I`m all outta ass.

[@rackoslair4758]

Majou Nexian Assman Duke Nukem

[@rackoslair4758]

***** Go ahead. Make my day

[@HECKAKYH-ADEKBATEH]

Kamil Kubera Duke classics now discounted on GOG.com - till day after tomorrow. 90% off.

[@rackoslair4758]

Majou Nexian Cool.

[@mrsalad8332]

"Can we pretend like a replies in the night sky are like shooting stars,I could really use a wish right now." Duke nukem I think I've never played the games

[@flashflood79]

It's just a shame Gearbox had to shut down the awesome fan remake that was in the works...

[@subsoar5734]

game may have been a right disappointment, but this soundtrack is unironically absolutely fire

[@Muffinkakes1]

This is for the original DNF, the one showed off between 1998 and 2001

[@snapdragongaming6238]

"Have you seen my big man? Mate, he's big!"

[@yoriavila4308]

Ay, Wolfy?

[@titanicboy2722]

"I don't believe in road rage. If I don't like the way someone's driving, i pull up along side and say, 'I hope your children turn out poorly.'"

[@mad_lad358]

“I like my women like I like my coffee… I don’t like coffee.” -Duke nukem or smth idk

[@CaballeroDelAbismo]

True story... Long live the 90' :3

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

We need to get the Duke nukem rights from gearbox *Randy*

[@robert00452]

"Why don'y ya just go home... this place ain't for rookies" -Duke Nukem (deleted voiceline)

[@petercdowney]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."

[@JCTBomb]

1:08 “I had a bowl of breakfast cereal this morning” “Turns out, it was actually Bush’s baked beans” 1:10

[@MultiZombine]

Probably this version and the Megadeth version are my favs in my opinion, anyone else agree on me?

[@NothingAiring]

Listen to the manhatten project theme

[@redbeardnj]

Yea, this is better than the Megadeth version imo

[@pendium998]

"I know what sex is, but I won't tell you"

[@Komenja17]

Actually, the original version of Grabbag was written by Lee Jackson. Megadeth just made a cover of it. But their version is indeed very good. Shame it doesn't include of the notes.

[@banan3841]

duke nukem IS the defenition of the word cool

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

_"What is wrong with you? No, seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?"_ *[long, akward silence]*

[@FamilyHuynh-ge4nd]

Gianni Matragrano

[@markrenton7907]

"i shit myself....now it`s your problem" - Duke Nukem

[@Չգիտեմ]

Cool skelet is back

[@the_puzzlest]

"you got any spare change?" "Yes." "But im not giving it to you."

[@CrapOdemon]

“nobody told me this had peanuts in it… QhuaaHQHQHAZCHayauuUaa”

[@sussusamogus8860]

Damn teacher that's a lot of homework, Too bad i aint doin it

[@TaKenx7]

I've got baaaaalls of steel !

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

_"Tomboys, Tomgirls..._ _What's the difference?"_

[@maridomi8303]

I have one question, and one question only; **HAVE YOU SEEN MY BIG MAN?!**

[@bgr9085]

Mmhhh Just wiped (ffffuusshhhhh)

[@Sephirothwolf]

I loved DNF and BFE and I don't care what anyone says, the Duke Nukem series is great for a laugh and enjoyable. I still remember when I went to a friends to play Halo and i turned to him about midway through the first level "Where can i find Armour Shards?" and he just gave me the biggest "WTF" look of all time... I still can't really get used to shielding replacing armour pickups...

[@alephcake]

to be honest yeah armor pickups have to return in games, good thing doom 2016 and eternal still kept them

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

"Damn....I forgot what I was doing here."

[@stingslim6444]

At the abortion clinic: What do you mean you lost the baby? Go find it

[@notimportant8263]

Hail to the king, baby !!

[@Nail-yd4kr6ph2c]

Say basement! ...The skeleton kissed you! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@NoahWright-xv4mw]

This will never not be epic

[@idkwhattotype511]

"those aliens payed for buying a car I sold to them" -dork norkum

[@galCheri]

I know what love is *dun nu nu, dun nu nu* but im still gonna hurt you

[@ThatEpicGuyGaming]

*me playing that Song and saying the Most Out of Pocket Thing*

[@BrainisinPanic]

COME GET SOME.

[@SuperDashRendar]

I agree. I also missed the puzzle elements and finding keys, health packs - challenge!

[@XKnightWarxa]

I remember, I was decieved when I heard it was a remix of a remix. Then they make another one wich was much better.

[@ISAACHALLEY3000]

CLASSIC!!!

[@theelijahbunch]

"The word 'buttsniffer' implies that there's an 'andsniffer' and an 'orsniffer'"

[@krakencottLEAF]

(guitar) There’s only one thing in life (guitar) That’s the most important (guitar) It’s THE METS BABY COME ON HIT A HOME RUN (guitar continues)

[@zagerus14]

позвони бабушке, ей будет приятно

[@a_man_of_many_screams]

"Any room is the bathroom when you shit your pants." -Dick Kickem, 2269

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

Can't believe there's a reference to my childhood heroes in this game... It's a shameless parody, but a good one. Their names are, I shit you not, Mary and Kate Holsom... Fuckin' brilliant...

[@grroppen2140]

if only duke nukem forever came out better.

[@smuglegend5757]

"You`re right, there are 2 sexes... The one I have with your Dad, and the one I have with your Mom."

[@ssjmatt8424]

plus all the problems that came with it. But you know, you can still just play the older games. Plus I still enjoyed forever. I went into the game knowing what it went through, so I wasn't as disappointed.

[@НикитаЗабраев]

0:06 start

[@Cestus1]

What are you waiting for, Christmaas?

[@basslineboss2351]

Come get some.

[@beans5171]

"What do you mean you "lost the baby"? Go find it"

[@clicheyt6541]

ahem testing testing 1,2 1,2 "is this thing on" "ok". ahem "It's time to kick ass and Chew bubblegum...and im all outta gum" duke nukem just chews lead and spits napalm

[@tronfan557]

HAIL TO THE KING BABY

[@pulledtoworkout2833]

Time to kickass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum - Duke Nukem

[@VitalikNerdChannel]

*Да я смотрю Малышариков! Какие-то вопросы?*

[@roycecarlomeneses1311]

Woah, that's alota words. *dun dun dun dun* to bad im not reading em. *drum solo*

[@atianpadilla4856]

I came to kick ass, shew bubble gum and im out of gum

[@MDGaymer]

Wasn't shut down, but told they couldn't release it commercially. They can still release it for free though.

[@Morningstar91939]

“I don’t need to memorize the multiplication table. I have a calculator and my ass is fat.”

[@apmoln1815]

Me when i play iron citron

[@TheZantaClaws]

Let's talk things out peacefully.

[@KevinSparksatx]

lol i "wrote" this version. I haven't listened to it since the game came out

[@Gatsby_OW]

"It's time to chew ass and kick bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass." -Dick Kickem

[@masontyler3237]

It's time to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.

[@TheRedpulsar]

Hail to the King, Baby

[@_KerSpoosh_]

Hey Bigman called he wants his theme back xD

[@TheGrayMysterious]

Ways of fixing Forever's problems: 1. Improve the script to be funnier and more clever 2. Improve Duke's control to be faster and more fluid( in terms of duke's speed and precision) 3. Give the Guns more impact 4. Improve the animations 5. Remove the weapon limit 6. Make the levels less linear 7.ADD THE FUCKING JETPACK!!!!

[@BadBobbyGamerBBG]

TheGrayMysterious Dont Forget They need to remove that fucking auto regenerate health system

[@TheGrayMysterious]

***** I got used to it. At least you can extend it by interacting with the environment, which I thought was a clever move.

[@BadBobbyGamerBBG]

No its bullshit why the fuck did they have auto regen health none of the older games had that it makes the game to easy & more of an casual game

[@TheGrayMysterious]

***** It's better than COD, where if you stand out in the open for more than two seconds you get killed. Here, it allows you to get stronger, be a little bolder, which fits with Duke's tone. I prefer regular health systems, but they at least implemented the Ego meter with a sense of intelligence instead of just slapping a health regen into the game.

[@BadBobbyGamerBBG]

the game is shit Duke nukem 3d is still better then it in every way.

[@Buraunia]

Duke Nukem Terminator Style!!!! Fuck yeah! Hail to the one and only bad ass King!

[@Al7afez78Almawasa]

Have you seen my bigman MATE he's big

[@SD_Nik0]

"What do you mean you lost the baby... Find it."

[@lonecolamarine]

“You must be the L.A street gutters… …because you just got shit on by a homeless man.”

[@sTyZi1029]

I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago, I'm just trying to piss you off

[@tophat2263]

скажи подвал тебя скелет поцеловал

[@coolest_username]

"You know why I don't go out often...cuz I was busy with you mom" -Duke Nukem