He reminded us to wash our hands lol. Then washed his with water only for 5 seconds.
@rameez3286 ай бұрын
sometimes if the customer wants more inside that it becomes really impossible...
@TheMikemetropolis Жыл бұрын
What else are you gonna teach us Mr. White man? 🫠
@buffalosoldier4485 Жыл бұрын
If I want to learn how to make a "Mexican Burrito", I'm damn sure not going to look for instruction from a white Australian guy 😐
@luismoreno62642 жыл бұрын
He didn’t even soap them dirty hands up
@wjgthatsit23572 жыл бұрын
this is from a tumblr post: Dear guy who just made my burrito: Have you ever been to Earth? On Earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain: You’re an idiot. Let me further explain: Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern. Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY. When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito. And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what: Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND. Nope. My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND ME FOR A FEW MINUTES UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET. You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers. And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE. What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN. I just want a burrito. In conclusion: You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys. UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”: A fucking fork? I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD. If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER. That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL. Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS. A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now. People eat burritos with forks? God is sorry he made us.
@marymcwatters76063 жыл бұрын
Where are you?
@Angelina-lu7se3 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@johnmuldoon82954 жыл бұрын
An Aussie tells you how to make a burrito--get the FUCK outta here!
@miraculoushunter75094 жыл бұрын
All I'm thinking about is that there's no cheese in it.
@oldskoolaqua34354 жыл бұрын
Clicked on this post expecting Juan or maria.. got the guy off the lucky charm box!!! Is not a mexican burrito!
@saltybildo44154 жыл бұрын
Damn it now i gotta make some burritos
@JT139744 жыл бұрын
What a mess!
@kingdeucey4 жыл бұрын
Taco bell is not Mexican food.
@ta3p-theannex3project845 жыл бұрын
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@mikejohn12025 жыл бұрын
They should do a how to make a Irish burrito or Canadian one. Maybe a British or ... I mean who would have guess if you say "burrito," that it would imply Mexican, are you racist?
@tinfoilhatmaninspace49445 жыл бұрын
This would have more weight behind it & seem more believable if it had come from a genuine Mexican .
@marcvolpe82525 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend loves it when I put sour cream in the burrito
@juanabadillo10815 жыл бұрын
The burrito shit not is Mexican food This shit is te texan food Dont lie to me
@elcato81265 жыл бұрын
what the fuck, that's just a taco - a really stuffed taco, you Americans are weird.
@TheCausalParadox5 жыл бұрын
Great rolling technique, sir.
@apolloyoung86535 жыл бұрын
Ok wash hands but puts no no gloves and we're is his hat or hair net?
@dussie9205 жыл бұрын
He folded it the right way for me, but dude, everything is soooo moisty. That tortilla is soaked the time you want to stick it in your mouth!! Personally I like guacamole, pico de gallo, corn salsa and sour cream and hot sauce in it too, but okay, that's taste.
@Lobo-Lobo5 жыл бұрын
Tnx for trying to teach... However comparing that with American style burritos my gawd .. Night/Day...runny, watery sauce and salsa not fresh...Not appetizing imho
@artespop15 жыл бұрын
There is no way to make a Mexican burrito....burritos ARE NOT MEXICAN
@ericbursey69505 жыл бұрын
Dude, what do you think I learned from your assemblage ?
@theaussie65266 жыл бұрын
The white community apologizes for this
@rainmanxqupe84426 жыл бұрын
THIS IS ALL REPETITIOUS FROM ALL OTHER BURRITO CLIPS IVE WATCHED PEOPLE PUTTING MYSTERY MEAT WHICH I CALL SQUIRRELMEAT IN ALL THEIR FOODS. TRICKING AMERICANS AGAIN . SEE , SQUIRRELMEAT IS FREE. SO THESE PEOPLE DONT HAVE TO BUY FOOD AT THE STORE AND GET BUY ON MAKING YOU SQUIRRELROLLS
@jacksonspublicdomain22756 жыл бұрын
Terrible tortilla
@bizarrowxrld20896 жыл бұрын
Wth is an Aussie doing making Mexicali food?😷👎
@srinivasaraoyp36406 жыл бұрын
In this cheese is missing.
@chocolatemounds77586 жыл бұрын
Screw the burrito I want his tamale! He is so sexy looking
@cactusy93326 жыл бұрын
How many inch is your tortilla bread, 8 or 12inch?
@picklejuice51756 жыл бұрын
Looks delicious...I would have used cabbage instead of lettuce though.
@ravenbard31096 жыл бұрын
Very very anoying music playing while you are talking... turn it off.
@benjatorres62086 жыл бұрын
These people don't know that burritos are not Mexican food burritos are American food I've been to Mexico twice I never seen anybody make burritos and my dad was born in Mexico and my dad never seen people make burritos in Mexico and if you go to Mexico and ask for a burrito they're gonna think your talking about the donkey or they will say what the hell you talking about in Spanish probably call you a stupid white boy or girl in Spanish I'm not kidding go to Mexico and see it for yourself your not going to find any burritos not even one
@jimyarn83736 жыл бұрын
Where's the Cheese? Lettuce is for salads....give me Cheese.
@alexisortiz50336 жыл бұрын
Burritos aren't Mexican tho. . .
@yaymeister81696 жыл бұрын
Will make one tomorrow
@bronwenboals84817 жыл бұрын
Cheese??
@someonewhatever45587 жыл бұрын
Cool
@guillermoperez4497 жыл бұрын
Burritos are not mexican!!!!!
@MRiv-jl6xg7 жыл бұрын
What a poor representation of a burrito.. I guess that's what you get when an Australian is making it
@ninx7777 жыл бұрын
folding without 'love' :(
@paulamarie74557 жыл бұрын
This is great. I really wanted to learn how to roll the burrito. However, the gentleman in the video is absolutely gorgeous so I had to watch it a couple of times!!! Haha!!! Thanks!!
@armenyeghikyan11447 жыл бұрын
it's real SHIT!
@ricktao39037 жыл бұрын
wait what about chinese, japanese, chinese, slavic burritos
@hdspaces44037 жыл бұрын
he is just adding stuff on the bread and not showing how to make proper burritos...everyone knows what is inside it....he is supposed to show how to make those things...
@morganolfursson25607 жыл бұрын
A white dude with an Asian Dude in the background teaching people how to make Burrito with rice , yes that's believable .
@morganolfursson25607 жыл бұрын
Exactly in which part of Mexico do they have that accent , I mean no offense great English but i'm just curious , where in Mexico are you originally from ?