"Guns don't kill people, the Government does.". That one is just fax.

All ima say is charcoal that is going full bore flame on a full stack of coals with the lid down will eventually go out and turn itself off. Gas never does and continually flares. More reliable but much much much more dangerous. I mean water doesn’t even make it less dangerous it just makes it a gaseous form instead unless a human intervenes and turns it from ‘medium or high’ to ‘off’ coals just naturally go off unless lit in a poorly protected/ insulated from the environment around it

Honestly a great way to reinvigorate the community spirit of America

Table smell like a diaper get that damn kid out of there wth

“WASHINGTON?! Bobby go to your room! 😰🤯😤”

Can u please upload the part where American chopper was in king of the hill.

Pregnant woman was fast but we wanted it more

Why did you say God forbid California

Actually, he built a casket, not a coffin.

I love how the scene where Enrique delivers Hank his sandwich with a bite out of it kind of predicted the future. Today there are Uber-eats drivers that deliver meals to customers with part of the meal eating first. It's downright uncanny that King of the Hill episodes predict the future, That's usually a Simpsons' thing.😂

Dale is the best dad in the show. It wasn’t a high bar to begin with, but here it is.

Dale forgot he lived in Texas where they treat the mentality ill like criminals

Lol even in King of the Hill, Mike can't stop dissing Winger.

“Mars” 🗣️🔥

Wasn’t the dude supposed to save Peggy in the instance that the straps fail?

I remembered this episode! "Are you talking to Lori again, after I told you not to? No!"

Hank was a very conservative man. He was also a good man. That said he would be HORRIFIED by what the republican party became. I can picture him watching a Trump speech and saying "Gwaaaah! That man just lied to us! How could the republican nominee lie to us!?!?!" One of the most consistent themes of the show has always been Hank being confronted with something outside of his comfort zone and being willing to hear them out and make an educated decision.

The female coworker would have had a strong sexual harassment case with the guy playing ass tag.

Where alk crazy down here 😂😂😂😂😂😂

My favorite lines was when Bobby told Dale to smoke and , the brother,” that’s right a brother is carrying the torch, and there is nothing you can do about it.”😂

Good on peggy. Knowing how much hank loves his propane…their marriage woulda been awkward if she didnt lie. That burger is not worth their marriage

Peggy is awful. Shes up there with john redcorn and that cheating wife of dale.

Dale with the yaaay😂😂😂

The anything that can be used as a weapon is a weapon policy was written by a dumbass. When I was in school we had a kid throw a desk at another student and one student got stabbed with a pencil. Another had her arm slammed in a locker door. Literally everything in a school can be used to hurt/ potentially kill someone

This show sucks

"Have you been sleeping, Dale? You got kind of that county fair smell." Hanks asking if he's been using crank 🤣🤣🤣

"If she comes back...well then I'll call the police." Well apparently she came back cause she's back in jail for the rest of the series.

For those who are wondering, yes this is entirely possible. This exact scenario happened Emma Carey in 2013 when she survived a 14,000 foot (4,200 meter) fall due to her husband sabotaging her parachute in order to run off with another woman. The key to her survival was that she landed in a freshly ploughed farm field.

Hank is the goat lol

Dale Saves The Day

Hank Wait

"But... But that makes sense! It can't make sense" Ever had one of these moments yourself?

If that really happened it be so embarrassing.

Hank Hill is the polar opposite of Beavis and Butthead. "Heh heh, he said unit."

Honestly that kid should not be sitting on the table they have seats for them so they stay put. Also if they had started eating off my plate oh believe me I would be telling the parent off for not keeping the kid off of other people plate. I know it’s a cartoon and much of this is exaggerated for the joke sake But there are just something’s common sense would say not to do.

The lettuce changed sides 1:15

Dammit Bill.

1:41 Nancy is pantsless.

Scrubby’s car wash is everywhere now 😆

Dale gribble. Nancy does not deserve you.

You're supposed to put the soap bar in a sock.

The biggest disappointment for Hank would be if Bobby becomes a charcoal and charcoal accessories sales men

"Greatest orator of our day." Lol! Anyone who grew up in the Bush era is laughing _and_ dying inside simultaneously.

Its crazy how many of these are right

least antisocial conservative

Being nice is what would have killed Bill Dauterive. What the doctor said in the first part of this video is what saved his life. He literally says that he spoke to other doctors and yet Bill did not listen to them when he was told to exercise. The doctor reminds me of House because he wasn't intentionally rude to Bill. Now what he said to the nurse was rude and not right.

Nancy loves you!

I love how Peggy and Bobby automatically become ride or die as if they accidentally killed someone together.

Any news on the reboot?!

0:59 who the hell trips on a puddle? Did those shoes not have any grip? Also there are procedures to insure that the flame doesn't go out