Hank Deals with His BULLY

[@jerrodlo4449]

Bobby’s actually good at being a menace.

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

He just gave Jim and Lila a dose of their own medicine.

[@cStatE95]

Sometimes you have to fight the devil with a demon

[@A-man-in-the-box]

Fight fire with fire

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Depends on the outcome of the circumstances of the dilemma of the situation.

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Only if you happen to be fighting situations that don’t involve actual fire.

[@Keldeox]

Dusty Old Bones, Full of Green Dust!

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Caleb’s class at the progressive school obviously allowed its students to watch the 1976 movie version of “THE OMEN”.

[@TheCommenterDragon]

Having Bobby deal with Caleb was pure genius. Because when it comes to kids bullying adults, It takes a kid to handle a kid. In fact I like to think that deep down, Hank could've been thinking "I outta hate myself for not thinking of this in the first place"

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Definitely.

[@MrDvouR]

Snap, crackle, pop Pops!

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Jim had it coming no matter what.

[@Sanbaddy]

Bobby is the MVP of this episode.

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Possibly. Just remember Bill got in on playing ‘Keep away’, too!

[@MissTV36]

3:57 best part of the episode.

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Interesting.

[@Yezel93]

That Caleb kid ain’t right , I tell ya what.

[@geekyotaku8251]

More like the parents it’s their fault he’s that way

[@lewisgraham9117]

thats why most kids turn out to be snotty brats because the parents dont do sh*t and when you confront them about it they act like the victims smh

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

How true that is.

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Wanna bet that they let him watch the 1976 ‘R’ rated movie “THE OMEN”?

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

You mean they act like Philadelphia lawyers who graduated from the law school of Princeton University.

[@eangsyerbic6942]

3:57 I mean it, son! GET OFF THE GRASS!

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

He could easily mess up Kahn’s lawn, and Kahn would have Jim and Lila in small claims court, and then Caleb would be labeled as a juvenile offender.

[@eangsyerbic6942]

@@LindaCooper-i3f Yeah.

[@tylerpuszczewicz2535]

@@LindaCooper-i3f That would be a great episode because whenever there's an episode that Kahn gets angry, you know it's going to be a good episode.

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

@tylerpuszczewicz2535, We have not yet seen the full fury of Kahn’s anger, at least not until a jury trial in federal court in Duluth, Minnesota, with Gomez Addams as its foreman, finds Ted Wassanasong, M.F. Thatherton of Thatherton Fuels, together with Chane Wassanasong, Clark Peters, and Stuart Dooley guilty of a variety of crimes. Ted Wassanasong and M.F. Thatherton are both found guilty of narcotics trafficking, federal income tax evasion, and conspiracy to commit murder, which gets them both life without parole in the federal penitentiary in Chillicothe, Ohio. Chane Wassanasong along with Clark Peters and Stuart Dooley are all three found guilty of two counts each of murder in the first degree of Lucky and Luanne; thereby they’re ordered by the federal judge to return to Texas to await execution in the state penitentiary in Huntsville jointly. No sooner does the judge adjourn the court, Kahn lets his anger get the better of him as he leaps onto the defense table pointing one finger at the judge and one finger at the jury, and yelling, “This wasn’t a trial!!! It’s just a resurrection of the McCarthy hearings of the 1950s!!!” The bailiff then arrests Kahn for contempt of court, and in the judge’s chambers, Kahn’s fined $33,333.33, which he’ll probably never be able to payoff in full. Then the judge lays on Kahn the worst news since the time he and Minh both caught Connie in her bedroom with Bobby. For starters, he’s shown copies of a Nevada issued marriage license and marriage certificate with Bobby’s name and Connie’s name on each document. Then comes the really big whammy, when the judge shows him an 8”X10” glossy from either an ultrasound or a sonogram from the files of the free clinic in Enrique’s neighborhood in Arlen, which indicates that Connie used the alias of Consuela Martinez to keep Kahn from finding out that she’s having Bobby’s baby boy, but when he looks at Minh, and she replies, “It’s true, Kahn! I didn’t tell you because the doctor didn’t want you to know because of the heart condition he diagnosed you with before Thanksgiving.” So right then is when Kahn collapses from a massive coronary. 3 days later, he awakens in the cardiac care unit of the hospital of the medical school of the University of Minnesota at Duluth thinking that it’s all gotta be just a nightmare, until he learns that while he was in the coma, Minh was given his power of attorney. Then upon getting off the Amtrak in Arlen, Kahn is taken away by orderlies from a privately owned insane asylum that Minh committed him to for life. Over the next few weeks, Kahn is in shock, especially when an orderly shows him the Arlen Bystander Extra front page headline on the execution of Chane Wassanasong for the murder of Lucky and Luanne. This leads to Kahn going on a hunger strike and refusing food of any kind. When the same orderly shows him the front page headline of another Arlen Bystander Extra announcing the suicide of Ted Wassanasong in his solitary confinement cell in the federal penitentiary in Chillicothe, Ohio, some 48HRS later, which leads to his refusal to consume beverages as well. Since the guilty verdict was rendered on the morning of President’s Day, it’s safe to say that as of 3:33 A.M. on April Fool’s Day, Kahn dies behind insane asylum walls in mourning for both Ted Wassanasong and Chane Wassanasong. While the official autopsy report reads that starvation and thirst killed him, he actually died of a broken heart 💔. Then his ashes along with the ashes of both Ted Wassanasong and Chane Wassanasong are blended together, and with a distraction caused by Bill, Minh manages to flush the ashes of all three down the very same toilet 🚽 that Cotton’s ashes got flushed down.

[@VITAS874]

This Karen parents.

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

“Well, now I wouldn’t say that.” The little man from the draftboard in the classic 1945 animated short subject picture of “DRAFTEE DAFFY”.

[@Ghostly1989]

And we never see them again so I assumed they moved the next day lmao

[@corncake4677]

They were killed in a drive by

[@Ghostly1989]

@@corncake4677 gd :)

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Let’s just say that they moved away after Boomhauer was elected Sheriff of Heimlich County.

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Jim and Lila survived thanks in part to the trauma team performing surgery on them. Only Caleb got an autopsy because he was trying to frame Hank for selling narcotics to the students at Caleb’s school.

[@alltappedout]

Hank said FAFO

[@Jdrf73]

Bring back old school disapline cut a switch or bring me ..........the belt

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Some people spank their kids using fly swatters.

[@focuspugilist673]

Chaotic good is my favourite allegiance.

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Heavens to hemlock.

[@angrybeaver4995]

This episode was infuriating. 😤🤦🏼‍♂️

[@matthewfeliu791]

IKR, especially the hose through the mail slot: That part pissed me off the most 😤: YK what would've been nice if Hank had an officer friend over when Caleb did that: Hank is in the kitchen or using the restroom or something: The officer sits on the couch when the water hose goes through the mail slot: The officer does same thing Hank: Just imagine Caleb reaction when a wet police officer opens the front door: Caleb was expecting to see Hank open that door: The officer tells the kid he just committed a felony and has assaulted a police officer

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Yes indeed.

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

And eventually Caleb would have gotten a juvenile criminal record in the process, and possible time in a juvenile correctional facility more than 100 miles away from Arlen.

[@matthewfeliu791]

@LindaCooper-i3f Yessss!! Honestly, if they did, this episode would've been a thousand times better! I mean Ik their trying to be realistic here. I'm sure an adult has experienced being by a kid like this and has felt helpless. I did like how Hank got payback at his parents by having Bobby act Caleb towards them. Got a taste of their own medicine. Imagine if they went with this. Hank has an officer friend at his house when Caleb decides to put the water hose in the mail slot, and it's not Hank who's wet that opens the door. It's a police officer. I would love to see Caleb facial expression go from all laughing to horror as he realizes he's probably in big trouble now. Then, the officer arrests him. And has a criminal record like u said and is in some correction junville center

[@alphawolf798]

Hank was a coward and a hypocrite.

[@corncake4677]

Did caleb write this comment?

[@alphawolf798]

@@corncake4677 😂

[@alphawolf798]

@@corncake4677 DUSTY OLD BONES FULL OF GREEN DUST!

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Possibly, but the whole thing is actually Caleb’s fault.

[@LindaCooper-i3f]

Not exactly.