Fantastic! You have a gift, Eleanor Morton. A rare gift. You're so creative! It's as though we could give you the name of any historical figure or celebrity, or even a regular person with a boring job, and you could immediately create something clever or witty involving that character. Usually becoming them, but not always. I thought your Ed Kemper's Morning Routine video was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. It made me want to write you fan mail. Eleanor Morton surely ought to have more fan mail to read each morning than Ed Kemper, otherwise what kind of a universe do we live in? Bravissimo! I look forward to many, many, many more wonderful EM videos.

I thought being an arsehole was a prerequisite for joining the guild of Magicians...

I'm 11 really threw me

Each freckle is a soul that I've stolen. My beard isn't red, I soak it in the blood of my enemies 😊

Northern California has rocky, cold beaches. We're quite cool (as in "cold and windblown").

Goddamit these are so good lol

Great at last Marie with the correct accent. Next can we have Victoria with the German accent.

The appropriate amount of "done with this shit" for Harry Potter ;)

Aleister Crowley allegedly opened a portal to Hell, which he never closed because he didn't finish the rather complex and time-consuming ritual known as the Sacred Ritual of Abramelin The Mage. This happened in the Boleskine house on the bank of Loch Ness. In the early 1970s it was bought by non others than Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin. So that's some history for you. It is also said that there is an extremely uncanny vibe over the place. But, on the 23rd of December, a couple of years ago, it was sadly damaged beyond repair by a fire, and I think it is now closed from any visitors. Scotland can also be considered as the second birthplace of flyfishing, the first one being the rivers Itchen and Test around the Southampton area, in southern England. Scotland is also the birthplace of Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. Also, Scotland is very rarely the birthplace of any Irish people despite popular beliefs amongst non-British people. Since they are so similar in nature, like Scottish people roll their R's, and Irish people usually falls on theirs because they are drunk. Also, Scottish people smells like deep-fried peat, and Irish people smell like week-old sick and potatoes, and Scottish people wear kilts, and Irish people don't have teeth. (I'm basing all my facts on 19th century literature and photos of Shane McGowan).

Big fan of this mail thing, things haven't changed.

(HA!)

Marry me, Eleanor!

And in London, there are no walls or arches between platforms 9 & 10 at Kings Cross station. There is, however, a platform 0. That ought to have inspired something. Gotta admire Craig. Thanks Eleanor.

You had me at the female-led environment, but by all means, do gimme the parking, too 😂

Both are equally as bad!

My question at this point is: why are you ladies dating guys like this? He would be boring even among blokes. Surely there's less awkward people out there? Everytime one of my friends brings a " Steve" along i wait until we are alone and tell them :" you can't be serious, right? Surely you know, deep down you know you are better than this". Which they get defensive about, then weeks later, when they eventually break up, they tell me:" i knew, you were right". Why go through with all that then?

Yeah the countries with horny brown men just want to smash the girls with white skin and light hair. You go from being ignored in the nordic countries to being a supermodel in the mideast, south asia and latin america.

A "charmingly primitive form of trasport" killed me

Craig's breadth of knowledge and boundless enthusiasm is an inspiration to all of us.

Puritans couldn't go that long without wlandering Catholics. That's why Puritans exist😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😅

Bwahahahaha! Loved this so much. As a freckled girl i can't comprehend the make-up trend of fake freckles. What the what?

Honestly, you would be an amazing antagonist in any period piece. You are naturally pretty but have a certain spice to your beauty, intelligent eyes and a sarky smile. Absolutely perfect.

Burst out laughing at 11 yo. 😅-- Great accents. Guffawing from down under.

Truly accurate

I love this low-key backtalking

Being Merlin, I don't remember Mr. Pineapples at all. I do remember seeing Miss Morton once, on a pedestrian crossing in Edinburgh. Can't remember seeing any squirrels there.

I have no idea what this is but I love Eleanor and her wacky facial expressions so it gets a thumbs up from me

Ahhhhhh da ginge minge is back ❤

Scotland isn't real.

I'm going to just say it. These videos are on the same level as Monty Python. Expertly delivered and timed dry humor.

Diablo was seen carousing with Goodie Whitney and could get blessed at the cross if the other Prime Evils find out. The sin goes both ways.

I wish I would be invired to party to discuss about movie Cats

I'm another insulated American. It's always nice to see you, though, Eleanor.

We DEMAND a full Only Connect episode!!!

Those British beaches sound awesome!

My dream dinner party would be eating Scrappy Doo. Always hated that little shit.

Wait, are you saying they actually pay people to downsize the aristocracy in order to make France more competitive in the post-Bourbon social paradigm? And blades are provided? C'est fantastique, where do I send my resume?

Well doh! (Sorry biology over storytelling any day)

Hey, being Henry VIII's arse-wiper was a FANTASTIC gig. The Groom of the Stool had SO much private influence over the king, and would've also gotten some pretty awesome presents! (Not to mention bribes from other members of the court to drop a word in the King's ear while the King was dropping a dookie in the "privy chambers"!)

I'm a fan of the peachy shimmery eyeshadow!

I'm rooting for them all, the night is going to be fantastic 😊

I find the description of Lucy to be the most outrageous.

Jesus Christ.....

Does Chloe work with Ethel the Aardvark?

As long as he doesn't execute me I wouldn't terribly mind being Henry VIII ass wiper due to the prestige that comes along with it

Doesn't everyone who has seen the film Cats do that ?

Me, an American with no idea what's going on: so true 😂

Picture round played to the bloodmoneys' strengths. Clue 1: a picture by John Wykeham Archer. Clue 2: Sophie Kasaei. Clue 3: Front cover of Viz magazine from 1989. Clue 4: A magpie perched on a bonesaw.

as a theatre person, Cats is the only show I've ever walked out of at intermission. Poor Amir didn't leave in time

Cherry-l killed me😂😂😂😂