Scottish graveyard tourguide doesn't give a f🎃👻🦇

[@brianhapeman9262]

Craig feels secretly envious of those who have already physically passed away, as he’s been emotionally dead for years.

[@laurenconrad1799]

I laughed a little too hard at that. 😂

[@Telstar62a]

And he's only twenty-two

[@ttystikkrocks1042]

Are we sure Craig's a "he"?

[@Demun1649]

@@ttystikkrocks1042 A woman could never be that pessimistic, that is, mainly, a male disease.

[@bruce-le-smith]

you'll get there Craig, you'll get there

[@TheBorderRyker]

Craig is rapidly becoming a legend in the tourist industry. He is a ray of sunshine cutting through the Scottish weather and transporting us on a magical journey with every tour he leads. Brilliant as always Eleanor. Thank you so much. 🤣👌🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

He really is like a stream of bat's piss...

[@herluka]

Tetanus from a rusty gate instead of a useless prezzie from a giftshop. Glad that Craig is offering true, life-changing takeaways 👍 #Legend ❤ x

[@Demun1649]

My thoughts exactly. A novel change from tics, fleas, bed bugs and scurvy.

[@PrettyDaised]

The ghosts being more comforting than the housing crisis line literally made me cackle. Freaking love Craig.

[@nancylindsay4255]

And sadly true.

[@ridbensdale]

“Feel free to fuck off” Genius as always.

[@JasonC1782]

If I was in a tour party and the guide said that, I'd genuinely feel like rewarding their audacity with a bigger tip.

[@technonarg5978]

"Please note this is not a pick your own" delivered by Craig to a tour group is a golden moment,thank you Eleanor. :-)

[@vickypedias]

Literally 2 weeks ago I went on a ghost tour thru greyfriars kirkyard in edinburgh.... the accuracy is just.... i can't breathe help 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandra6557]

Really? Are they really like this? Please tell me they are! I want to visit now.

[@CCoburn3]

And when Craig gets off work, he just lies back in his grave. He's such a lively lad.

[@socpancake]

craig casually rocking up in an inside-out cardie to clearly convey how very unable to be bothered he is

[@chicagorandy]

A day without Craig is like a day without something else you like a lot.

[@Demun1649]

Beautifully vague, and, surprisingly, not very enthusiastic.

[@------country-boy-------]

That dam lady always cracks me up. I hope she knows we all love her !!!

[@garywhitt98]

Craig…the spokesperson for Scottish tourism. “Come wi’ me now” should be chiming from every computer ad in the free world.

[@bruce-le-smith]

pretty close to the Mighty Boosh intro song actually... they might have copyrighted it south of the wall already

[@BkhammoYou]

I hope to one day bring this level of enthusiasm to my work.

[@Mike-bp2hh]

I hope you deal with the public

[@jimjustice581]

🤣

[@richardfarrer5616]

I like the Discworld explanation of Greyfriars Bobby, or his parallel. Well wouldn't you stay and howl if someone dropped a gravestone on your tail?

[@thearchibaldtuttle]

Craig, the sunshine on a very rainy day in the Highlands when there is no sunshine!

[@THE_CDN]

Even the ghosts in the graveyard think Craig is depressing. Well done, Eleanor! Btw, I think Craig should be the Minister of Tourism for Scotland.

[@kchall5]

"Hello, this is Craig, the Scottish Minister of Tourism. Come with me on a journey to our magical country. Feel free to visit some old buildings, spend some money on cheap souvenirs, and then fuck off back to wherever you came from".

[@mirdala5231]

Genuinely laughed out loud at the housing crisis joke (can't resist some amazing gallows humour in my personal area of expertise ); nothing like a a good Craig tour! to brighten my day!

[@Demun1649]

Are you a hangperson, or just a funeral director?

[@mirdala5231]

@@Demun1649 Can't honestly tell if you're joking. Assuming that you are, then I'd go with "we prefer the term executioner 😁"

[@Demun1649]

@@mirdala5231 I was joking. If you had been a funeral director, you would have got the joke. They have a particularly strange sense of humour. Which is great and necessary. We had it on the ambulances as well, but not as cruel as the plods or the water fairies! I don't really like "executioner", it just seems so final. Now that IS a joke. 🤪🤪😜😜😜🙄

[@donniecardwell3786]

I love this woman and her attitude; no sugar coating anything just letting the chips fall where they may

[@Jesterdoggie]

As an American I'm learning so much from Craig about Scotland. The history, the weather, the ghosts, and that I can fuck off.

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

The _Scottish weather_ explains _Craig's overall attitude._ 😉🤭

[@pvtimms2]

Thank you Eleanor! I just can't start my weekend without a hilarious video, and today it is Craig my favorite!

[@roderickmain9697]

Craig is a legend. The sort of guide you need to the Enchanted Forest at Pitlochry when it is tipping down with rain. (extra added atmosphere) . Thanks Eleanor ;-)

[@toma5153]

Hilarious. When I visit, I'll take the tour and pick up a thigh bone souvenir (the femur freebie). By the by, I'm still waiting for Craig's tour of the Scotch single malt distillery on open house day. I plan on staying a long time in the tasting room after the tour.

[@en.copedawg2321]

Craig!...good to see ya...you are as chipper as ever! have a cheery weekend!

[@kevalan1042]

Craig was born for this job

[@susanfarley1332]

One of my first jobs was a tour guide at Boone Hall plantation in SC. While I was nowhere near as funny, which was not allowed, when asked what kind of plant was growing on a wall, " It appears to be some kind of species of ivy". (Which means I had no idea what it was either)

[@beast6213]

We are delighted that Craig is back, even if he's not 😁

[@chrislom5288]

If I ever go to Scotland and the tour guides are not exactly like this I will be very disappointed. Another gem right here-- keep up the gdddddeht wahrk!

[@folkme3042]

I'm glad to see that Craig has re-discovered his sunny, positive disposition.

[@StephanieJeanne]

"Feel free to f*** off" This was great! I liked that the truly frightening thing would be catching tetanus from the rusty gate. 😂

[@lethargogpeterson4083]

Is it just me, or is the lighting of this video more from the side than usual, leaving half of Craig's face baring his soul to the harsh light of an uncaring world, while the other half merges seemlessly with the kirkyard's haunting darkness. Truly Craig is a master of his environment, just as he is master of the ennui that failed to master him.

[@ricardogarciademarinacordo1151]

I also noticed, and appreciated it, photographically speaking. Eleanor's delivery cannot be improved, though

[@doug1570]

Loved it! The first proper laugh of the day. Thanks.

[@Purple_Pixel]

I love this woman. I check her channel when I need a laugh. My dream job is to write for her.

[@jfloresmac]

Deadpan is an understatement. Deadpan is lively compared to this. She turns the sun into a blackhole. Bless her prune of a heart.

[@shnibby69]

Love “Craig”! Much love to you Eleanor, from the Hoosier State!

[@Telstar62a]

Craig is one of those people who just excels at interviews. That dynamism - if only he could bottle it, he'd make a mint.

[@hiltonian_1260]

The Scottish Tourism Board needs to hire Eleanor to do a series of adverts.

[@evilscience3164]

Craig is the best tour guide ever. We need more Craig!

[@fjgarcia3]

"Apparently we find ghosts a more comfortable explanation than the housing crisis" You killed me there 😂😂😂😂

[@robertbrill311]

Nice; you're so funny! Thanks for the laughs.Bob in Colorado

[@Snarkapotamus]

The enthusiasm is off the charts! Someone should hand Craig some Thorazine to slow him down! Seems really excited in this one...

[@feniciolopez4429]

Craig, the most responsible and harder worker of all United Kingdom.

[@_andrewvia]

Craig's in rare form this time! With Eleanor serving as a conduit for the spirit of the Craig of all Craigs (the Coac), his apparition is able to vent the angst built up during his lifetime. Does this mean the Ghost Of Craig (the Goc) gets more mellow with each occult channeling? Perhaps one day Craig's mood will dwindle to an expression of misgiving.

[@SuzWhat]

I’m been on so many journeys with Craig. We may be wed at this point. 😂

[@brotherscampfire]

I learned something from you today by looking up The Covenanters' Prison. Thank you!

[@donjohnson3701]

18,000 Covenanter martyrs killed from 1661 to 1680. Yeah, I too, had to look it up. I can’t imagine what it was like over 400 years ago in Scotland. Eleanor with her humor has guided into historical Scotland.

[@bruce-le-smith]

Amen Craig. Always love listening to the song of my people. Spot on with the homeless and the housing crises (global) being considered less scary than a poltergeist or tetanus, bazinga!

[@amosungar5248]

@1:04 "We are now stoned and outside" so I gather speech-to-text programs find Scottish accent a challenge.

[@LMacNeill]

I've always wanted to say, "Anyone who's not happy with this, please feel free to fuck off." 😂

[@lego4virgo]

"Proving that dogs can really be that stupid.." I have a feeling, Craig is more of a cat person.

[@peterg76yt]

He can't be a cat person; Craig is too much of a people person.

[@lego4virgo]

@@peterg76yt 😆🤣

[@Telstar62a]

Not after working at the cat cafe.

[@DavidOfWhitehills]

"The police will be absolutely delighted to deal with it" 😂

[@ruaoneill9050]

This is just what I needed: hilarity and truth!

[@Danka42]

1:48 Never before have I been so outraged by something I 100% agree with 😂

[@stephaniecarrow4898]

I hear "Come with me now" and the laughing begins. 😄

[@gizmomac1520]

Omg thank youuu!!! More Vampire and skit video like this for Halloween please!! ❤

[@DumbledoreMcCracken]

The world is brightened measurably by Craig

[@michaeldaltonsr8954]

I absolutely adore you!! I just found you this week!! What a multi-combo of political/social/ ethical/ satire/humor!! TY!!(it relieves the stress!) And, I subscribed, to see more!😅😅😅😅

[@LaserRanger15]

I missed these...love this lady's humor

[@tonybaker55]

😂👋Brilliant as always and particularly liked the ending.🚑🚑🚑 🪰☂⚰🔑

[@franktillman295]

You’re awesome!😂😘

[@mive9503]

Best graveyard tour I've ever had! Craig is the best tour guide.

[@MrBaldylocks13]

Big Craig fan here, thanks for the wonderful tours!

[@susanmacdonald4288]

Craig, just in time for Halloween...perfect!

[@paulsmith410]

Oh, no! Craig is back! LOL! I need to marathon these at some point.

[@gregofthelake]

I love Craig. He knows everything.

[@bowno5726]

Craig has many hats. What an inspiration.

[@elvirathon]

thank you Eleanor!

[@katherineraessyoung]

Damn, I love history. Thanks Craig and Eleanor

[@craigstahl1874]

I have a mad crush on EM.

[@SouthCarolinaPicker]

.. Gotta love Craig's boundless enthusiasm

[@zoltankaparthy9095]

Ach, aye, Morton, you're right puggled. Love it. Keep up the wit.

[@jacktorrance2633]

The cutest "Craig" I've ever seen.

[@CrashTestPilot]

This morning I woke up to a new riveting tale from Craig! Friday's don't get any better than this!

[@rachelvrubel4818]

Craig…Craig your sweater is on inside out.

[@itsjohndell]

god so brilliant As always.

[@demoman5707]

I must say this is a guilty pleasure, the lovely red locks, the sultry accent, the absolutely indifferent and somewhat annoyed tone. lol. But seriously Craig does a lot of different tours, do ya think he may be getting fired from one before starting another? These are hilarious, keep them coming.

[@mschoy1597]

I love his energy 😊😊😊😊😊

[@GuntherRommel]

Always a delight

[@aristevons]

I love your Scottish Accent the best!!😄

[@peterg76yt]

"We are now stoned" It's really elevates the experience when the tour guide is paying attention to the audience.

[@Alex_Mitchell]

It doesn't mean what you think.

[@lindaj5492]

Glesca accent: staundin’ = standing, sounds like ‘stoned’ 😊

[@lichtsprecher]

Craig just waiting to be ground down slowly over time while doing all of these tours

[@arielkars6150]

This is sooo funny... Thanks Eleanor!

[@mrstoives2444]

When are they going to get you doing a TV documentary!!!? Your perspective would be refreshing😂

[@Emilaria]

Craig continues to be a ray of sunshine.

[@johnharris6589]

I love these tours I’ve never been to kirkfriars courtyard but Craig makes me feel like i have

[@Insightfill]

1:30 Fun fact: eventually, Scottish weather kills everyone. 100% fatality rate.

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

"Ma nem is Creg". Mouth sounds that make me 😊

[@madcow3417]

This was fun and educational. Does Craig do funerals? What about weddings?

[@hermask815]

I don't know what you think but Craig could be a person that is on the brink of saying " Go away now" at the end of a tour, like the Critical Drinker.

[@fredwoods9326]

Thank you Eleanor, edging into politics where there is so much material at the moment. Not that you need it. X

[@eh1702]

It is an interesting paradox. Scottish government housing policy: all joined up, special provisions to make sure the vulnerable single like care-leavers and ex-military don’t become homeless. The idea was “nobody involuntarily homeless”. It was lauded by the EU. Almost immediately, Westminister’s Tories imposed the bedroom tax to solve a London problem that almost nowhere in Scotland had, and to oblige a remedy (moving to one-bedroom public housing) that Scotland didn’t have. It was enthusiastically imposed by Labour local authorities even on disabled people - kyboshing the joined-up housing policy and reinstating a housing crisis.

[@paulroberts3639]

Come with me now…. And let’s see if you can take home a poltergeist or case of tetanus.

[@terrywhelan1]

I don't know why, but I like these.

[@rogershore3128]

Living proof that dogs are stupid..... Loved it....

[@petesmith9472]

She’s great. Love it.

[@MrYfrank14]

I think craig should find a new job. These tourism jobs are slowly killing him.

[@gizmomac1520]

This was morton-fying!! 😂😂

[@stutzbearcat5624]

Craig is rather animated today! Figgered he'd be a fan of extinction!

[@catw4729]

I thought at first the subtitles were autogenerated, but they seem to be part of the video, so “We’re now stoned and outside the tomb….” instead of “stondin’ outside the tomb …” is a perfect Craigism.

[@viperdemonz-jenkins]

Craig is the best tour guide ever.

[@reecimusflaminius]

Always enjoy your skits

[@Tawny593]

Hilarious! All your videos. 😂