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@GeraldobutuleYulian 16 күн бұрын

Here because of WW3!

@AlchemicSoul Ай бұрын

Ive never noticed the "What, are you chicken? Buk buk buk!" sign out front lol

@peteralexandergraae2830 3 ай бұрын

I like to imagine that they used the same audio twice. That they didn't have the guy say it again, thwy just used the same clip again

@corruptangel6793 3 ай бұрын

They missed an extra joke. "Unless, of course, War were declared." "What are the chances of that?" "Hard to say. It's earth." *alarm goes off*

@myrouhani 4 ай бұрын

A dozen years later and still relevant!

@VibnWavez 7 ай бұрын

So tragic how many times I use this but people don't get the reference

@seronymus 9 ай бұрын

Once again, this aged like wine. ;_;

@Codemeister1105 8 ай бұрын

I just had to have a gulp of it myself

@willcc19-18 9 ай бұрын

He waited until they already signed the papers before saying they were obligated to participate in a potential war Almost like he knew war were declared

@Codemeister1105 8 ай бұрын

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard

@salsamancer 9 ай бұрын

0:02 blink and you'll miss it background gag. "Employee of the month" is a flag-draped coffin 💀

@CircusofPython 9 ай бұрын

This still cracks me up today

@anprimpaul2557 11 ай бұрын

I feel like this joke in particular helped keep a lot of my generation out of the military.

@FemboyTyco Жыл бұрын

Its happening now lol

@bcjammer Жыл бұрын

the greatest trick the government ever pulled is making people think we haven’t been in a constant state of war for the past 50-60 years or so

@elevate07 Жыл бұрын

Army recruiter not telling you the specifics of signing that contract until after you signed it. Tale as old as time.

@Art790631 8 ай бұрын

Didn't even give me my bonus for JROTC... Freaking liar...

@nick0875 24 күн бұрын

It's almost like you should learn how to read.

@allaware1971 Жыл бұрын

We uh... love our planet.

@premiumheadpats4150 Жыл бұрын

I love that dude's voice. XD

@micklemackle207 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact, during the Nixon Administration, Billy West once told a story how Nixon almost drafted him to go fight in Vietnam

@alfredhadesworth9253 11 ай бұрын

I always forget that Billy West isn't actually a delivery boy in his 20s-30's

@charlesstilesmysterydinersfn 11 ай бұрын

If only President Nixon had offered Billy West a lifetime supply of Charleston Chew.

@yoshpeters3079 Жыл бұрын

My gf is marrying a soldier for military benefits until we can be together and it made me think of this lol.

@MiosPanties Жыл бұрын

I'm not calling you a cuck, but I'm thinking it REAL loud.

@juliuspearce Жыл бұрын

Please tell me you aren’t serious

@yoshpeters3079 Жыл бұрын

@@juliuspearce not anymore we are in a poly relationship but she’s only marrying me it’s a long story but he is her ex husband though

@joesimpson4473 Жыл бұрын

What rotten luck

@LTPanzer Жыл бұрын

ARTICLE 5 SOON

@somefella6989 Жыл бұрын

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

@_Stalc_ Жыл бұрын

Inb4 oh shi-

@bubbabaggins2899 Жыл бұрын

I was in basic training when Russia invaded Ukraine I thought war would be declared

@Pereux0 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for recording horizontal...Fly Again gotta be the hardest song ive heard in a while

@nikonru2000 Жыл бұрын

🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺Slava Rosii🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

@ExplorerDS6789 Жыл бұрын

I could actually see this as a Beavis and Butt-Head episode: they learn about a military discount, then decide to join the army just long enough to use it, then war breaks out and they're shipped off to the Middle East. Of course, that would also serve as a series finale, as they would get killed on their first day.

@felynecomrade Жыл бұрын

Nah, they'd stupid their way through a warzone and survive, no problem.

@ludicerX Жыл бұрын

Nah, they'd end up getting other members of their unit killed in the process of trying to protect them. They'd probably get medals for it, too.

@Dalton_Boardman2000 Жыл бұрын

They'd fucking kill the head terrorist after somehow becoming prisoners of war.

@Meitti Жыл бұрын

One of the super early episodes already had a military recruiter trying and failing to enlist them.

@ExplorerDS6789 Жыл бұрын

@@Meitti Major Woody and Private Parts.

@smchooch Жыл бұрын

Grimmy as Fuck

@masonlee5866 2 жыл бұрын

I love that line so much

@vit9233 2 жыл бұрын

Why is he saying war WERE declared... why not war WAS declared?

@ghostspider2056 2 жыл бұрын

I love how quick he hid the papers like "no backsies"

@Dogman262 6 ай бұрын

Straight to the slot in locked cabinet

@travismcnasty4239 11 күн бұрын

War were declared.

@evangrossman4368 2 жыл бұрын

When WWII started in Europe right before Christmas

@Marylandbrony Жыл бұрын

World War 2 in Europe actually started In September.

@user-mr9dp5in1k 2 жыл бұрын

what do you mean by that

@jaygonzales8258 2 жыл бұрын

lol this is literally the Russians who signed up for "military exercises".

@FroBoy696 2 жыл бұрын

Wow they can quit the Army whenever in the future? I just realized that part.

@PatchesVillano Жыл бұрын

Unless of course, war were declared.

@c.montgomeryburns500 2 жыл бұрын

I just noticed the "employee of the month" poster in the background... A always the attention top detail contributes top the overall funniness

@saltywater5097 2 жыл бұрын

Classic.

@robertvanderbush737 2 жыл бұрын

People that signed up for the "new era" Army are about to learn how things were back in '07 when I was in after the global war on terror were declared.

@lord_toker 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, things were tough back in 1807.

@pbluma 2 жыл бұрын

War were declared.

@meatclabber7843 2 жыл бұрын

This is relevant now more than ever

@Chillerll 2 жыл бұрын

you mean because war were declared?

@Sundry303 2 жыл бұрын

Putin: "War were declared"

@DannTheMan 2 жыл бұрын

I know why you're all here

@renegade2110 2 жыл бұрын

war were declared.

@PabloRMemeLord 2 жыл бұрын

It's once in a lifetime opportunity

@Tr1ckypants 2 жыл бұрын

We're here because we uh... Love our planet. *Hee hee hee hee*

@andymarquez708 2 жыл бұрын

Oh Russia

@unclemugen 2 жыл бұрын

OH N-

@thebatman1646 2 жыл бұрын

@andrewalonsi 2 жыл бұрын

You know why you're here!

@SteevLaw6 2 жыл бұрын

I have acquaintances who entered the army for the priviledges it gives and nothing more. Now they're shitting their pants cause they've been sent to Latvia to be ready for the recent situation. This came to mind.

@pbluma 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@robertvanderbush737 2 жыл бұрын

War were declared

@Gamer88334 2 жыл бұрын

What fool joins their country’s military and DOESN’T expect to have to fight in a war at some point? That’s literally what you signed up to do. That’s literally what you said you’d do when you took the oath.

@Jrock420blam 2 жыл бұрын

i signed up to fight, post 9/11 patriotism, stop the terrorist's, turned out we were doing most of the terrorism ourselves. there is no privilege gained through joining worth watching your friends die for

@Deatheater4444 Жыл бұрын

@@Gamer88334 Bro you just can't assume war were declared.

@spacecadet0697 2 жыл бұрын

Thumbs up if you're here because war were declared (Russia Ukraine)

@MrVuckFiacom 2 жыл бұрын

We all know why we searched this video up. _War were declared_

@Tr1ckypants 2 жыл бұрын

We're here because we uh... Love our planet.. *hehehehehe*

@fanfictiondreamer7836 2 жыл бұрын

@@Tr1ckypants Yep, pretty much

@premiumheadpats4150 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@SlimbTheSlime 11 ай бұрын

I mean yeah. It’s in the title.

@Vote_By_Mail 4 ай бұрын

@@SlimbTheSlime I think he was trying to make a topical reference of some kind... Which doesn't make sense because war weren't declared in any recent conflict that I can think of.

@biggiecheese278 2 жыл бұрын

Welp

@eltman1012 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone here before World War 3 were declared?

@1No1R Жыл бұрын

Russia & Ukraine don’t equal WW3 😂

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