Futurama War Were Declared

From the episode "War is the H-Word" of Futurama.
I don't own any part of this video.

[@ghostspider2056]

I love how quick he hid the papers like "no backsies"

[@Dogman262]

Straight to the slot in locked cabinet

[@travismcnasty4239]

War were declared.

[@JeffreyOsb]

I joined the army a long time ago, I was 17. No joke, 4 days after I made my way to reception (basic training) sept 11th happened. This is is literally what happened to me.

[@richwhiteman2755]

War were declared!!! Glad to see you made it! God bless and thank you

[@Diabetic_Chicken69]

Yo did you participate at all in the invasion of Iraq? I was like 4 when that shit happened, lmao, remember my dad drinking with his buddies from the VA and they gave me some shit, like a deck of playing cards with Saddam's face on it

[@JeffreyOsb]

@@Diabetic_Chicken69 Operation Iraqi Freedom 3....

[@JeffreyOsb]

@@richwhiteman2755 I have had many buddies commit suicide. It's... a painful experience.

[@maggaveli6764]

@@JeffreyOsb do you regret your service?

[@shara30000]

The most iconic Futurama episode imo

[@richwhiteman2755]

I agree. Really has it all!!

[@OliveMonkeys]

War Is The H Word

[@Charlieman2710]

I am neutral about this comment

[@themcknox]

"WHERES THE THE LITTLE UMBRELLA KIFF? THATS WHY ITS CALLED A SCOTH ON THE ROCKS"

[@lord_toker]

This title belongs to Roswell That Ends Well

[@MrVuckFiacom]

We all know why we searched this video up. _War were declared_

[@Tr1ckypants]

We're here because we uh... Love our planet.. *hehehehehe*

[@fanfictiondreamer7836]

@@Tr1ckypants Yep, pretty much

[@premiumheadpats4150]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SlimbTheSlime]

I mean yeah. It’s in the title.

[@Vote_By_Mail]

@@SlimbTheSlime I think he was trying to make a topical reference of some kind... Which doesn't make sense because war weren't declared in any recent conflict that I can think of.

[@elevate07]

Army recruiter not telling you the specifics of signing that contract until after you signed it. Tale as old as time.

[@Art790631]

Didn't even give me my bonus for JROTC... Freaking liar...

[@nick0875]

It's almost like you should learn how to read.

[@salsamancer]

0:02 blink and you'll miss it background gag. "Employee of the month" is a flag-draped coffin 💀

[@micklemackle207]

Fun fact, during the Nixon Administration, Billy West once told a story how Nixon almost drafted him to go fight in Vietnam

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

I always forget that Billy West isn't actually a delivery boy in his 20s-30's

[@charlesstilesmysterydinersfn]

If only President Nixon had offered Billy West a lifetime supply of Charleston Chew.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

I could actually see this as a Beavis and Butt-Head episode: they learn about a military discount, then decide to join the army just long enough to use it, then war breaks out and they're shipped off to the Middle East. Of course, that would also serve as a series finale, as they would get killed on their first day.

[@felynecomrade]

Nah, they'd stupid their way through a warzone and survive, no problem.

[@ludicerX]

Nah, they'd end up getting other members of their unit killed in the process of trying to protect them. They'd probably get medals for it, too.

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

They'd fucking kill the head terrorist after somehow becoming prisoners of war.

[@Meitti]

One of the super early episodes already had a military recruiter trying and failing to enlist them.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

@@Meitti Major Woody and Private Parts.

[@anprimpaul2557]

I feel like this joke in particular helped keep a lot of my generation out of the military.

[@0verDDoS]

I love how this video is 8 years old but only has 5 comments and they’re from the last two weeks. War is near.

[@fijiluigi9995]

Absolutely, The Ships/Aircraft Carriers are getting into formation.

[@lastgreg8488]

Oh buddy, if you thought that 2 months ago, your probably really thinking it now

[@LifeToATee]

I come from the future. No war yet

[@James-gc5if]

*War were near

[@DonutMaster56]

*siren noises*

[@Belleplainer]

Favorite line from this episode: These balls are making me testy!

[@findingnory]

why does the recruiting office have an instant alert for when war is declared?? lmaoooo...

[@Pigeonbirdie]

War is declared? You mean were declared right?

[@obviouspseudonym9345]

In case war were declared.

[@jonathanwilliams1065]

Because it’s the future

[@tinobemellow]

Believe me, recruiters have extraordinary tools at their disposal.

[@DavidCowie2022]

I came here from C&Rsenal, which is a firearms history channel: many episodes include "In August 1914, WAR WERE DECLARED." Took a while before I found out that it was a Futurama reference.

[@findingnory]

alright fine, I'll binge watch all Futurama again this week

[@endless.circle]

One week? Good luck with anything else ;)

[@findingnory]

@@endless.circle I didn't get anything done. Failed my biology test. Worth.

[@endless.circle]

I guess the education level provided by Futurama is way higher than any biology test can achieve ;D

[@apolloathena8140]

@@endless.circle You're thinking of Rick and Morty lol

[@THIZzSCO415]

Thank you

[@allofmynope.mp4888]

You know why I’m here

[@myrouhani]

A dozen years later and still relevant!

[@s70rk]

Ukraine shouldn't be worried about Russia. Unless of course.............

[@pbluma]

@94SpaceCowbwoy what happened??

[@Chillerll]

@@pbluma lol what happened

[@pbluma]

@@Chillerll War were declared.

[@GambleSauce]

I've just got out of a 6 month cAmping trip in the mountains. Did something happen in Ukraine? What happened between Russia and Ukraine?

[@s70rk]

@@GambleSauce Well, long story short, you should've probably stayed in the mountains.

[@Sundry303]

Putin: "War were declared"

[@Dafastso]

this has forever been burned into my mind

[@c.montgomeryburns500]

I just noticed the "employee of the month" poster in the background... A always the attention top detail contributes top the overall funniness

[@AlchemicSoul]

Ive never noticed the "What, are you chicken? Buk buk buk!" sign out front lol

[@SteevLaw6]

I have acquaintances who entered the army for the priviledges it gives and nothing more. Now they're shitting their pants cause they've been sent to Latvia to be ready for the recent situation. This came to mind.

[@pbluma]

lol

[@robertvanderbush737]

War were declared

[@Gamer88334]

What fool joins their country’s military and DOESN’T expect to have to fight in a war at some point? That’s literally what you signed up to do. That’s literally what you said you’d do when you took the oath.

[@Jrock420blam]

i signed up to fight, post 9/11 patriotism, stop the terrorist's, turned out we were doing most of the terrorism ourselves. there is no privilege gained through joining worth watching your friends die for

[@Deatheater4444]

@@Gamer88334 Bro you just can't assume war were declared.

[@CircusofPython]

This still cracks me up today

[@masonlee5866]

I love that line so much

[@meatclabber7843]

This is relevant now more than ever

[@Chillerll]

you mean because war were declared?

[@keegeebee5392]

It's that time

[@minutemanual]

Hello people watching in 2020 lol. Wheres my discount gum?

[@metalmario1231]

i hate you

[@brianglennon9386]

War werent declared yet

[@GabrielWarlock]

Revoked, you can only buy discount menu 4 MREs...

[@RussianSevereWeatherVideos]

@@brianglennon9386 It has been now.

[@blottotv2155]

@@brianglennon9386 COVID-19 has been declared instead.

[@pbluma]

War were declared.

[@DesertCow1000]

This is the clip I'm sending to my brother on the day the nukes fly rofl

[@Maniclout]

I exhaled air through my nose

[@premiumheadpats4150]

I love that dude's voice. XD

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

I like to imagine that they used the same audio twice. That they didn't have the guy say it again, thwy just used the same clip again

[@zack6892]

My brain at 3am: 0:29

[@VibnWavez]

So tragic how many times I use this but people don't get the reference

[@jakeyjake6642]

2-23-22 War were declared

[@lewisbeattie2533]

It's the 24th tho

[@pbluma]

@@lewisbeattie2533 Right, I was watching it live

[@khalidalamin8069]

There about to be alot of Slow singin and Flower bringin

[@milkyjibby]

If my war alarm starts ringin mobile.twitter.com/yossi_melman/status/1332320741480665088

[@somefella6989]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[@corruptangel6793]

They missed an extra joke. "Unless, of course, War were declared." "What are the chances of that?" "Hard to say. It's earth." *alarm goes off*

[@andrewalonsi]

You know why you're here!

[@AZNXXXful14]

Here before Putin invades Ukraine.

[@Marihuan4eg]

Exclusive: U.S. Warns Ukraine of Full-Scale Russian Invasion Within 48 Hours

[@kevinthejuice]

It's time

[@SamWade]

Aannnnndddd there it is....

[@EvilOttoJrProductions]

War were declared

[@scrateshooter]

Did you get your free gum?

[@guillepankeke2844]

"Emplyoee of the month."

[@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain]

Only if he locks the doors and claims because you were in the building under the war act that counts as signing up for the military.

[@robertvanderbush737]

People that signed up for the "new era" Army are about to learn how things were back in '07 when I was in after the global war on terror were declared.

[@lord_toker]

Yes, things were tough back in 1807.

[@eltman1012]

Anyone here before World War 3 were declared?

[@1No1R]

Russia & Ukraine don’t equal WW3 😂

[@zaydaraikage]

My enlistment process

[@johnthebravesareworldchamp9597]

Well great

[@willcc19-18]

He waited until they already signed the papers before saying they were obligated to participate in a potential war Almost like he knew war were declared

[@Codemeister1105]

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard

[@burstitdown9440]

I like it when aqua teen hunger force does this bit with meatwad signing up master shake and frylock. Sign up two friends for free gum

[@richwhiteman2755]

Do you have a link for that? Just in case war were declared

[@seronymus]

Once again, this aged like wine. ;_;

[@Codemeister1105]

I just had to have a gulp of it myself

[@TheArcher101]

Funny I'm seeing this now....

[@jordanhodges7721]

DANK!

[@biggiecheese278]

Welp

[@allaware1971]

We uh... love our planet.

[@DannTheMan]

I know why you're all here

[@renegade2110]

war were declared.

[@PabloRMemeLord]

It's once in a lifetime opportunity

[@Tr1ckypants]

We're here because we uh... Love our planet. *Hee hee hee hee*

[@user-mr9dp5in1k]

what do you mean by that

[@user-rb3yx1bf6g]

Yep.

[@baconyum242]

Well shit...

[@gonug731]

Love it. Typical Futurama humor. The sarge probably thought (What a stupid policy. I got to serve a bunsh of idiots. Let's let them know at least...) "...unless of course, WAR WERE DECLARED." "Whats that?" Then his face. He cant believe it... but quickly slips those signed contracts under the desk. "WAR WERE DECLERARED.".

[@connormclernon26]

Just to make sure they couldn’t back out

[@russellg5022]

thanks for explaining, NOW I get it.

[@FemboyTyco]

Its happening now lol

[@LTPanzer]

ARTICLE 5 SOON

[@heypistolero]

Oh shit 2/23/22

[@unclemugen]

OH N-

[@vit9233]

Why is he saying war WERE declared... why not war WAS declared?

[@saltywater5097]

Classic.

[@happymasksalesman9116]

Uploader name is "Ry H" and this episode is called "War is the H-Word." Hmmm....

[@bubbabaggins2899]

I was in basic training when Russia invaded Ukraine I thought war would be declared

[@SorcererVtuber]

World War III here we come

[@romangeneral23]

Yusha Thomas sent me.. But Sarge!!!!!!!!!!!

[@FroBoy696]

Wow they can quit the Army whenever in the future? I just realized that part.

[@PatchesVillano]

Unless of course, war were declared.

[@angiereyes7856]

All this for gum?

[@hitkid2456]

Probably serves them right if they're that petty.

[@goth6irl]

hot

[@ihateyoubit7693]

H ii

[@thenewjord50]

Iran in a nutshell

[@_Stalc_]

Inb4 oh shi-

[@dominiquej.anderson4703]

💯💯💯

[@spacecadet0697]

Thumbs up if you're here because war were declared (Russia Ukraine)

[@GeraldobutuleYulian]

Here because of WW3!

[@arise5547]

And it wsnt north korea or germany?

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Why the fuck would it be Germany?

[@Cec1nator]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 you know, the past 100 years, the world wars

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@Cec1nator But Germany as a country doesn't exist in Futurama. The world government does. Remember they go there for Oktoberfest in the Neanderthal episode. So "Germany" exists - its just part of the World Government. Me personally I'm a fan of the idea that the Earth government in Futurama declares war like just every Thursday or some shit and Fry and Bender just happened to walk in on it.

[@MsZsc]

A world government doesnt mean countries dont exist

[@oz_jones]

@@Cec1nator *War. Serbs caused the first one.

[@evangrossman4368]

When WWII started in Europe right before Christmas

[@Marylandbrony]

World War 2 in Europe actually started In September.

[@joesimpson4473]

What rotten luck

[@andymarquez708]

Oh Russia

[@NationOfNamePending]

Watching the Ukraine situation on TV right now....... thought of this.... because it's happening........

[@yoshpeters3079]

My gf is marrying a soldier for military benefits until we can be together and it made me think of this lol.

[@MiosPanties]

I'm not calling you a cuck, but I'm thinking it REAL loud.

[@juliuspearce]

Please tell me you aren’t serious

[@yoshpeters3079]

@@juliuspearce not anymore we are in a poly relationship but she’s only marrying me it’s a long story but he is her ex husband though

[@thebatman1646]

:/

[@typingcat]

Americans: We have inalienable constitutional rights, right? Democrats: Correct. Unless, of course, pandemic were declared. Americans: What's that? Democrats: Pandemic were declared.

[@ratpunkgurl]

Lmao you're a moron

[@richwhiteman2755]

Lmao!!!!!!! That is hilarious!!! And true!! Great comment.

[@letzrock1675]

@@ratpunkgurl What a great argument you made there ritcheyz! Lmao

[@MikePurdue-ky9pm]

Best comment award!

[@zack6892]

Posted by a guy that hasn’t lost a single right - but but maskies 😥

[@nikonru2000]

🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺Slava Rosii🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

[@Nickelodeon81]

War were declared.